Daily life of an American TV drama agent

"Sanoff Ebichi! You science geeks!" Penny yelled angrily from next door, and then the footsteps of "Deng Deng Deng" came from the corridor. Leonard quickly took a sip of coffee to calm down, but I immediately realized something was wrong.

"How did Petunia know it was us? Did Ron tell the secret?"

"Maybe it's because of the note I left on the table yesterday about room tidying suggestions." Sheldon was still choosing breakfast cereals in high spirits, and the door to the apartment was pushed open by Penny.

"You sneaked into my apartment last night while I was sleeping?" Penny collapsed.

Leonard quickly explained: "Yes, but we are just here to help you clean your room."

"To be precise, it's tidying up the house. Your place is not dirty." Sheldon explained seriously. He didn't even notice that Penny's anger had almost set the whole room on fire.

Penny was completely helpless with these two weirdos: "Give me the room key."

"I'm very sorry." Leonard handed over the key.

Penny growled, "Do you have any idea how scary this is?"

"Yes, we had a long discussion last night." Leonard defended palely, but it was of no use.

"In my room, while I was sleeping..." Penny's rant was suddenly interrupted by Sheldon.

"Also when you're snoring, I think you might have a sinus infection, but it could also be sleep apnea, and you might want to see an otolaryngologist."

"Then I would like to ask, what kind of doctor can take the shoe off the butt?"

Peppa Pig approached Sheldon, and she swore that if she hadn't been frightened by Ron's entire suitcase of weapons and equipment, she would have stuffed her shoes into Sheldon's weird ass!

Sheldon replied seriously: "It depends on the depth, either a proctologist or a surgeon."

Leonard finally couldn't bear it anymore, picked up the paper, wrote the word "sarcasm" and held it up, wishing he could put it in Sheldon's face. Sheldon finally realized what had happened and said "Oh" in embarrassment. With a cry, he stood there, at a loss.

"Oh my God!" Penny discovered for the first time that the gap between people was wider than the gap between people and dogs.

The latter can at least follow human instructions and respond in various ways, while the former sometimes cannot even communicate in normal language. Maybe there is a "Sheldon User Manual" somewhere, such as Ron's. I have a copy, and maybe I can have a good conversation with him later.

The loss suffered from his younger brother was compensated by his elder brother's Hue, which seemed to be a good deal.

Leonard quickly stopped in front of Penny and quickly made up for his image in the eyes of his dream lover.

"Maybe when you feel less...violated, well, I can't think of any other words to describe it, we can talk about it."

"Get away from me!" Penny pushed Leonard away and left angrily.

"Okay, here's another way." Leonard looked completely disappointed.

"Penny! Wait a minute." Sheldon stood up.

"Let me state it in advance, because after you leave, we will definitely discuss it. Are you disgusted with us entering your room while you are sleeping? Or are you also disgusted with the room tidying system we imposed?"

Penny was dumbfounded. She finally realized that no matter how high Sheldon's IQ was, he was still a big fool when it came to human relations!

As he was leaving, he bumped into Ron, who had come to watch the fun.

"Watch your weird brother!"

Ron shrugged and greeted the weird scientist duo who had just been beaten by Penny in the morning: "Good morning, you two look like the poor seals I beat with a baseball bat when I was in the Arctic. You need me. Can I get you a mirror?”

"No need." Leonard replied weakly, then stood up and stood in front of Sheldon: "Now, go apologize to Penny!"

"Hahaha~" Sheldon chuckled and walked past Leonard, continuing to brew his cereal.

"why are you laughing?"

Sheldon asked, "Isn't this a new irony?"

"No!" Leonard's good-natured temperament was a little irritating at this time, but Ron still didn't forget to fan the flames.

"Leonard, believe me, I'm definitely not covering up for my brother, but do you really think it would be a good idea for Sheldon to apologize to Penny?"

"Why not? It was obviously him who caused the trouble?"

Ron did not answer Leonard's question, but turned his eyes to Sheldon again: "My stupid brother, if you go to apologize to Penny, what are you going to say?"

"Why should I, a person with two doctorates and a master's degree, apologize to Penny?" Seeing Leonard's angry eyes, Sheldon helplessly raised his hands in surrender.

"I will say that I am very sorry for what happened last night. The responsibility is all mine and has nothing to do with Leonard. I hope this does not affect your view of Leonard. Not only is he a very good person, I I also heard that he is a very caring lover and has a huge organ that is not commensurate with his short stature..."

"Hahaha..." Seeing this scene with his own eyes, Ron laughed so hard that tears flowed out: "Leonard, what do you think of this apology? Can I let you hug me like a beauty?"

Leonard sat on the sofa holding his head in pain: "I shouldn't have gone to clean up the house with Sheldon yesterday. Instead, I used the hockey stick you used to beat the seal to knock Sheldon unconscious and drag him back."

Ron sat next to Leonard, grabbed the cereal that Sheldon had just made, sat on the sofa and drank it in one gulp, and then comforted: "Friend, I think you should find something simpler for yourself at the beginning. Target.

Just like the World of Warcraft you play, you start with low-level monsters at the beginning. When your level increases and you have better equipment, you can then challenge high-level elite monsters. "

"Ron, I didn't know you were also playing World of Warcraft?" Sheldon's eyes lit up. For the first time, he discovered that he and his brother who had been bullying him actually had a common hobby.

Ron spread his hands in disbelief.

That was all a lifetime ago. When he was in college, Ron didn't save his living expenses and exchanged them for Internet cafe fees and World of Warcraft point cards, and then wasted a lot of time on saving a non-existent On the continent of Azeroth, I still miss it a little now when I think about it.

But think about it, it seems that The Burning Crusade will be released soon. Maybe I can relive the good times of my college days with the four scientists?

Leonard's helpless voice came from his hands covering his face: "What should I do? Ron?"

"Maybe you could start by writing a letter of apology to Penny yourself and asking her out, if you don't plan on leveling up a mob first, but wait until the afternoon since she should be sleeping by now."

After all, it was his younger brother who was responsible for the trouble, so it would be inappropriate for him to affect Leonard's relationship. Ron began to make suggestions for Leonard.

"Me? Dating Penny?" Leonard's eyes widened.

"Yes, and keep looking in the mirror as you are now, remember this look, believe me, it will definitely make Penny fall." Ron took out a key from his pocket: "Also, if necessary If so, as compensation for taking care of this troublesome guy for me, you can drive my new car, which should be better than your family car."

This is the new car key that Ron went downstairs to get from the mailbox just now when Penny came to trouble the two scientists. The car was parked in the apartment parking lot. Before he even had time to take a look, the key was delivered with it. There was a check with an amount that exactly matched the amount on the 1040 form I put together.

His name is An Sangjiu, the name of the actual controller of the Korean gang in Los Angeles.

When Leonard saw the key, he suddenly got rid of his disappointment, pointed to the Transformers steel logo on the key and asked excitedly: "Is this the Bumblebee in Transformers?! We just went to see this movie some time ago, and it even It’s not offline yet!”

"I only know that it might be a yellow Camaro. Maybe you can drive it and take Penny to a movie. How about watching Transformers? I think you will become the focus of the entire movie theater."

Sheldon also ran up to Leonard in a few steps, grabbed the key, and looked at it carefully under the light: "Oh my God, this is really the key of Bumblebee in "Transformers". Ron, you must let me take this car to go to the comic book store, and I also have to take this car to work!"

"No, this is a date prop that Ron lent me. I'm going to drive it on a date with Petunia!"

"I declare that it is the property of the Cooper family and should be given priority to the Cooper family. What do you think, Ron?"

Ron shrugged indifferently, but his heart started to tumble. It seemed that Mr. An, the Korean gangster, was quite an interesting character. He sent someone to deliver the owed taxes early in the morning, and also compensated for a rather expensive car. A commemorative and affordable new car seems to be bowing its head and admitting defeat.

But in fact, it also expresses a hint: I not only know where you live now, but I even know the preferences of your family members.

The threat contained in it is self-evident.

However, judging from the performance, he probably didn't want to break up with each other. What the other party was worried about was not only the notorious reputation of the IRS, but also Ron's combat effectiveness in taking on his entire stronghold alone.

Ron narrowed his eyes, flashing with a dangerous light. He hated it when others threatened him with his family. It seemed that he might want to give An Sangjiu another beating, as well as the FBI hiding behind An Sangjiu.

On the other side, the mutual pecking between the two rookies finally ended with Leonard agreeing to take Sheldon to the comic book store in the morning and then drive it on a date with Penny in the evening.