Daily life of an American TV drama agent

Although Leonard promised Ron that he would think carefully about what he said, judging from the actual results, he didn't take it to heart at all.

In other words, in the face of beauty, Leonard chooses to grasp what he can grasp now. This is probably the so-called one bird in hand is better than two birds in the bush?

In order to conform to the aesthetics of his new girlfriend, Leonard even replaced the glasses he had worn for many years with contact lenses, which made him almost the same as a blind man. Even Ron's project was created because of Leonard The eyes were affected a lot.

Fortunately, he only wore it for a day before he couldn't stand it anymore and took it off by himself. Otherwise, no matter how good the relationship was, Ron would have kicked him out of his mecha team.

"God! Although I have always doubted your existence, why did you abandon me? My mother obviously has such a good relationship with you!"

Ron returned home and as soon as he walked to the door, he heard Sheldon howl in the room.

Ron frowned. Sheldon was an atheist and would never mention God under normal circumstances. If he mentioned God, it meant that something big must have happened and made him completely lose his bearings.

Ron opened the door, and there was a police officer in the room handing Sheldon a paper bag and asking him to blow air into it.

"What happened?" Ron asked with a frown.

"I was stripped naked, Ron! There was nothing left for me!" Seeing Ron entering the door, Sheldon complained angrily.

"Are you his roommate?" the officer asked Ron.

"No, I am his brother and live across from the apartment. What happened to him?"

"Your brother reported to the police that he had been robbed."

Ron looked around the apartment and found that everything was the same as before. He didn't see anything missing. He asked curiously: "But it seems to me that nothing was missing. What did they steal?"

"What did they steal? You should ask what they didn't steal?!" Sheldon looked up, with a hint of crying in his voice: "She stole my enchanted weapon, my evil gladiator armor, and my pure energy. The staff, and all my gold coins!”

"You actually called the police because someone hacked your World of Warcraft account?!" Ron rolled his eyes. He was shocked, but thinking that this was Sheldon's usual character, he felt a little accustomed to it.

"What else can I do? Hero Sheldon, a level 85 blood elf, a hero of the Eastern Kingdom, was stripped naked like a corpse under the scorching sun!" Sheldon gasped angrily and continued to complain. Said: “The FBI even hung up on me!”

Damn it if that big bald guy from the FBI is willing to take care of this kind of mess. Just the mess Valentine caused last time has not been closed yet. How much free time does he have?

"Keep breathing into the bag."

Sheldon put a bag over his mouth, but it still didn't stop him from speaking: "They also stole my combat chocobo!"

"No way? They even stole Gran?"

"Yes, Grant, the only bird I love deeply!" After saying that, Sheldon exhaled several times into the bag, as if his lungs would explode if he didn't exhale these breaths. .

"Take care, everyone." When the police officer saw someone coming back, he finally didn't have to stay with the psycho anymore. He was about to leave, but when he reached the door, he was stopped by Sheldon again.

"Wait a minute, are you just letting it go?"

"Sheldon!" Ron shouted helplessly: "I believe Mr. Officer is also deeply sorry for your loss, but the jurisdiction of the Pasadena Police Department has not been extended to the continent of Azeroth. .”

"Can you at least introduce me to a police officer who was fired?"

"What?" The police officer was confused.

"It's the kind of police officer who was fired for refusing to conform to the rules and is now dedicated to delivering justice in his own brutal way," Shelton explains.

Ron sent the policeman out the door speechlessly, then turned around and said, "I think you have watched too many stupid movies. How can there be such a person in reality?"

"What kind of world is this? One person can steal another person's combat chocobo at will. This kind of barbaric behavior must be blood for blood, tooth for tooth. The time to speak out has come, Ron, let us release the war demon. !”

Sheldon gave a very accurate speech, while Ron was trying to figure out the specific meaning of "War Demon". This nickname sounded quite majestic, and he could make friends if there was a chance, but he didn't know what Sheldon was. It’s time to get to know people on the road.

But an hour later, a hurried knock on the door shattered his illusions.

"Hi, Ron."

"Are you a war demon?" Ron looked at Howard outside the door speechlessly. If even Howard could be a war demon, then this title would be too cheap.

"Of course, War Demon Howard, at your service."

Ron let them in, and together with Leonard and Rajesh, who had returned before, the four scientists gathered together, each with a laptop to start looking for hackers.

However, it is a pity that although these four geniuses have made different achievements in their respective fields, their performance in hacking technology is average.

Not to mention comparing with Peggy, even compared with hackers like Taj Ramsey, the level is not even a little bit lower.

"How long do I think you need? Isn't tonight the night of World of Warcraft as we promised? I originally wanted to go to the next dungeon with you." Ron sat on the sofa and looked at the four busy people, bored. said.

Since they started playing World of Warcraft together, every Thursday game night has been changed from Halo to World of Warcraft, but it seems that tonight's game will be scrapped.

Ron sighed. If he had known this, he shouldn't have come back today. He might as well have stayed at Han's restaurant until Caroline and Max got off work, and then went home to do what he loved, or with Gizelle. Ride a motorcycle to the countryside, and then have close contact with nature in a beautiful wilderness...

Anyway, no matter what? It's better than sitting here and watching four rookie hackers recover Sheldon's lost equipment.

"You can wait for a while, or you can log in first. We already have some clues. The person who hacked the account is probably a troll named Melancholy, but this person did such a good job that I couldn't find any trace of him." Howard replied without looking up while typing on the computer.

Ron had no choice but to turn on his computer and log in to the game to see if any other guild comrades were ready to download a copy? Take one with you by the way.

But immediately after it clicked into the login interface, the second scream after Sheldon sounded in the apartment: "Where did it go?! Where did my equipment go?"

Ron stared at his account that had been robbed. The warrior named Weasley was standing naked on his character interface, with only the rags that came with the system to cover up his shame, and everything else. Everything disappeared.

"Ron, has your account been stolen too?" Sheldon stretched out his head and said gloatingly.

Ron turned around and glared at Sheldon fiercely, because he suddenly remembered that in addition to logging in to his own computer, his game account had also been logged in to Sheldon's computer, and the closest Logged in once, exactly yesterday.

In other words, the person who stole the Ron and the person who stole the Sheldon are the same person!

"Damn bastard!" Ron cursed secretly, and glanced at the four scientists one by one with murderous eyes: "No matter what method you use, you must find this bastard, FXXK! He stole something and stole it to the IRS. I just don't want it." Mixed up!

When I find this guy, I will not only make him spit out all the things he stole, but I will also tax all his income from hacking accounts! Impose the heaviest tax! "

The four otakus were shocked when they heard this. Originally, they were thinking about what they would do if they found the address of the person who hacked the account.

Just four of them, who were helpless, were not enough to fight with one hand, but now that Ron's name was added to the list of victims, everything was different.

"Hey! Hey! The troll is here, I will follow you, what are you going to do? Ron, give him a good lesson in the game?"

Howard asked Ron while controlling the game character to follow the troll. Ron joined, and the team was naturally headed by Ron.

"Of course I have to teach him a lesson, but not in a game," Ron sneered: "Quickly, find a way to get their home address, and I'll take you to their home to deal with him."

"But what if he has a gun?" Rajesh worried: "I know that in many places in the United States, it is not illegal to shoot someone who breaks into a house privately. What if he treats us as intruders..."

"Then let's compete with whose gun is faster~" Ron searched for it and pulled out the gun. Before Larajesh could see Ron's movements clearly, he was hit on the head by the handle of Ron's gun: "Hurry up! Trying to trick him? Brothers?"

"How about we play smart and try the good cop, bad cop trick?" Leonard tentatively put forward his own suggestion.

"No need to go to so much trouble, we can play more cunningly," Ron shook his head, stood up and patted Rajesh on the shoulder: "A wretched guy like this who only hides behind the computer has almost no resistance to the opposite sex. If it’s zero, go ahead and seduce him with your number.”

Rajesh's game account is a female blood elf, one of the most beautiful characters in the game.

Rajesh raised his head at a loss: "But how to seduce him?"

"Wait for me." Ron said hello and left the room. After a while, he came back with a piece of Petunia's underwear. His eyes glanced around the four people again, and finally stopped at Rajesh's C cup. He stood up and said, "Rajesh, please take off your shirt."

Rajesh obediently took off his shirt, and Ron put Penny's underwear on her, calling Howard to help him squeeze out a deep gully.

"Click!" A seductive and sexy photo was created in this way.

Ron handed the phone to Rajesh: "Send this photo to him, and then ask him: Do you want my original underwear? If so, tell me your address and I will mail it to you right away."

Less than five seconds after the message was sent, Ron immediately got the hacker's real address.

The four of them gave Ron a thumbs up, and Ron smiled contemptuously, "What's this?" I think back then, we didn't spend a penny, but we used three female accounts to cheat the young guys out of their gold coins, and we turned our large male account into the main force of the guild. Am I proud?

But that was a lifetime ago.

"Carlsbad, 2711 Ocean View Road. This is a Google Maps photo of his home. It's only a few hours' drive from Pasadena. How about we go together tomorrow?" Howard showed the map to Ron.

"Tomorrow? I can't wait until tomorrow. The Cooper family's revenge never lasts overnight," Ron asked while dialing the phone: "Would you mind taking a helicopter ride with me?"

"Helicopter?" The four of them were stunned.

…

Todd Zaneki feels that today is definitely the luckiest day of his year.

Not only did he use his hacking skills to steal two high-level World of Warcraft accounts, but judging from the equipment on these two accounts, the money he sold was enough to cover his expenses for at least half a month.

Moreover, he also met a beautiful woman with bold style and hot body in the game.

Okay, it's a bit too much to call her beautiful now. After all, he hasn't even met her yet, and has only seen a partial photo sent by her. But he dares to swear with all the short movies on his computer that this is definitely her. The hottest brown beauty he had ever seen.

He didn't know what brown beauty smelled like, but he would know the answer to this question soon, because his brown beauty was on her way to meet him.

Todd put on what he thought was the most handsome outfit, looked left and right in the mirror, and almost sprinkled a whole bottle of perfume on himself, intending to leave a good impression on the other party. If everything went well, he hoped that today Wan got more than just a piece of clothing.

"Dong dong dong~" A knock on the door interrupted his endless sexual intercourse. At the same time, he received a new message on his mobile phone.

"My dear, I'm already here. If you open the door now, I will allow you to untie what I promised you with your own hands (love) (love) (blowing kiss)"

Todd was so excited that he rushed to the door: "Baby, I'm coming~"

But when he opened the door, there were no sexy beauties outside, only a strong man in a suit standing at the door, staring at him with evil intentions.

Ron gritted his teeth and asked, "Todd Zanecki?"

"Who are you? What happened to my caramel baby?" Todd asked bravely.

"Caramel baby?" Ron's eyes twitched. Who knew what Rajesh was thinking about naming such a disgusting game? He pulled Rajesh behind him and said, "Here, your caramel baby. Now that your matter is settled, it’s time to settle our accounts. Do you still remember the game account of Ron Weasley?”

Todd's intuition was not good, and he quickly wanted to close the door, but Ron had already blocked the door with his foot, and a fist grew bigger and bigger in his eyes: "I'm going to let you hack your account!"