Daily life of an American TV drama agent

Women always tell the truth, and Ron has proven this during his many years of being a scumbag.

After Ron attended the birthday party at Uncle Pritchett's house, he followed Max and Caroline back to Max's cabin, and then under Caroline's eyes that were about to burst into flames, He hugged Max and rolled onto the bed.

Then……

Max began to sing, and the singing was so melodious that it moved Caroline to tears. Of course, it was not just her eyes that made Caroline cry. In the end, Caroline, who was so moved by Max's singing that she couldn't bear it, joined the battle together.

At first, it was just Caroline taking advantage of Ron's unpreparedness to launch a sneak attack. Ron immediately turned around and counterattacked, but as the fight continued, it turned into a joint effort between Ron and Caroline and Max.

It wasn't until this time that Ron discovered that the greatest effect of the perpetual motion machine's properties turned out to be this!

Fortunately, I have the attribute of perpetual motion, otherwise...you know, Caroline and Max are not as simple as 1+1=2!

"Ron, besides us, do you have any other girls?"

During the intermission, Caroline traced her fingers up and down Ron's arm and asked with a cunning light in her eyes.

Ron was speechless, looking up at the sky and clasping his fingers.

"Why didn't you speak?" Caroline asked curiously.

"I'm counting how many women there are~" Ron replied innocently. He had so many women that he almost lost count.

"Ron, you bastard!" Caroline punched Ron with a pink fist. Of course, Ron fought back not to be outdone. Max also joined the battle at the right time. Soon, another battle began...

It wasn't until evening that Ron dragged his exhausted body back to the apartment.

"Good evening, Ron~"

Ron pushed open the door to the apartment, and the first thing he saw was Rajesh. He was standing at the dining table. There were sumptuous dishes on the table, which made people appetizing just by looking at them.

Of course, it might also be because Ron Zhang was busy working all day and didn't eat much.

"Did you do all this? Rajesh, why are you here? Where is Leonard?"

"Leonard and I exchanged places," Rajesh said aggrievedly: "I don't want to listen to him doing those obscene things to my sister at home every day. Do you know what Leonard did? He actually used me Star Trek leggings for my sister to wear!”

"He also asked my sister to open the hatch and wait for the space shuttle to enter! I have no choice but to hide here. Ron, do you want to eat something with us?"

"Of course, thank you for the hospitality~" Ron sat down at the dining table unceremoniously: "I guess that space shuttle must be very informal, right?"

Rajesh rolled his eyes and did not answer. Instead, he shouted into the bedroom: "Sheldon, come out to eat~"

"What is this?" Sheldon was also shocked by the feast on the table.

On the dining table, from roasted snails and roasted foie gras, the top French ingredients, to the world-famous Wellington steak and Boston lobster, this small dinner was actually made into a somewhat luxurious one by Rajesh. Feel.

"This is the difference between eating and eating~" Rajesh said proudly, admiring the surprised expression on Sheldon's face with satisfaction.

Of course, his pride was well-founded, because the whole table of dishes was made by him alone.

"That's amazing! Only now do I realize how perfunctory Leonard has been all these years~" Sheldon rarely praises someone, but even when he praises someone, he never forgets to undermine the other person: "Rajesh , you really should stay here long-term, Ron, what do you think?"

"If you eat such a rich meal every day, of course I agree with both hands." Ron replied with satisfaction while eating a piece of Wellington steak. The taste was simply amazing, although it was a little worse than the high-end restaurants he had been to, but Just being able to cook like this at home is already pretty good.

"But it would be better if we could add a grilled oyster next time."

"OK, grilled oysters, I'll remember it. I promise, you will see this dish on the dinner table tomorrow night," Rajesh wrote a memo on his phone and diligently poured red wine for the two Cooper brothers. : "Cheers~"

"Cheers~"

"Hey Sheldon, have you changed your WIFI password again?" Everyone just clinked glasses when the apartments opened and Penny walked in with her laptop in her arms.

"That's right, the current password is: Penny pays the Internet fee herself, no spaces."

"Thank you." Penny reconnected her computer to the Internet. Just as she was about to leave, her eyes accidentally caught sight of the dishes on the table and she couldn't move any further: "Wow~ What's going on with this feast?"

"Of course it was made by our excellent Indian chefs. Although I have already expressed it once, please allow me to say it again, well done, Rajesh." Ron raised his glass to Rajesh.

"Thank you," Rajesh and Ron touched each other and said, "Penny, would you like to come and have something to eat? Anyway, I did a lot today."

"Oh~ thank you!" Penny, who loves freeloading, immediately threw the computer aside and sat down next to Ron. Without being entertained, she poured herself a glass of wine: "To celebrate tonight's feast."

"There is also Rajesh who is a hundred times better than Leonard."

"And oysters for tomorrow."

"Cheers~" Everyone raised their glasses together again...

The next day, Ron woke up with a hangover and a headache. He hadn't been so drunk in a long time.

Shaking his head, he lamented that he was really letting down his guard more and more. He was about to get up and get dressed when he suddenly realized that his arms were heavy and there was someone sleeping next to him! ! !

Ron was shocked! Ron reflexively touched his waist, but found nothing. However, after seeing the identity of the other person on the bed, Ron finally breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out to be Petunia? Then there's no need to look for a gun anymore.

etc!

Ron was just about to take a nap when he suddenly realized something was wrong, why was Penny in my bed?

etc! This isn't my bed either, it's Leonard's bed!

And the most embarrassing thing is that judging from Penny's shoulders exposed outside the quilt, Penny should be wearing nothing.

"OMG!" Penny was awakened by Ron's movements and slowly turned her head: "What did we do last night?! Ron, do you remember?"

Ron shook his head blankly. He vaguely remembered that after finishing a bottle of red wine yesterday, Penny went back to his apartment to get two bottles of 92-proof vodka, and then the three of them drank together, and then...

Then he didn't remember anything.

This damn system, why doesn’t it have a drinking skill?

However, just when he thought the accident was over, Ron's shock in the morning did not end. Another Indian head poked out from the quilt on the other side of Petunia: "Good morning, Ron, Petunia."

"Rajesh! Why are you here?!"*2.