Daily life of an American TV drama agent

Of course, Ron's moral bottom line is money, which is easy to satisfy. With a wave of Francis's hand, Ron's tax collection ratio of the Special Task Force was suddenly reduced from 70% to 60%. Don't underestimate this small amount. A small 10%, with Ron's current work efficiency, this 10% is likely to be tens of millions of dollars.

Worth it!

But it's not yet time for Ron to take action. Although Eggsy and the winery agent successfully found the traitorous ex-girlfriend of Kingsman Agent and inserted the bug into it.

As for why the word "plug" is used? Ron didn't know either, but that's what Eggsy said when he called him.

But until now, no valuable information has been sent, so Ron can only continue to wait. However, this does not prevent him from making preparations in advance, such as asking Howard to make some new props for him in the Caltech laboratory. , so during this time, Ron went to Caltech more frequently.

During the recent period, due to the virus, Sheldon was worried about the mutation of the virus, so he chose to work from home and completely closed himself in the house. Even Ron and the others would be sprayed with disinfectant before they could enter the door, but the advantage was that there was no room in the laboratory. There will be people who keep chirping and affecting your mood.

But when Ron entered the laboratory today, he found that the place had become weird.

"Wang Defa! What the hell is this?" Ron asked, pointing to two strange things on the table.

This thing is a metal box with an iron ball with a mouth connected to it by a metal pipe. Ron even saw a very disgusting artificial mouth strip in the mouth!

Forgive Ron Wufa for calling that thing a tongue.

"Hey, Ron, come and see my new invention!" Howard pulled Ron to the machine with a proud look on his face: "This is the kissing machine I invented for Leonard and his long-distance girlfriend, you Look at the port above that can stimulate the mouth through electrical signals. Leonard has one here, and Rajesh’s sister also has one in India.

He only needs to move his mouth and tongue to transmit signals, making it feel like a real kiss. "

To demonstrate, Howard picked up a kissing machine and kissed the huge, ugly artificial lips. Ron couldn't bear to look at it.

What a wretched mind it must be to come up with such a wretched invention, Howard is amazing!

"How about it? Do you want to try it?"

Ugh~

"No, thank you, but since you invented it for Leonard, why not let him try it?" Ron felt a little nauseous. He swore that this was definitely the most disgusting invention in human history, bar none!

Fortunately, he immediately diverted the trouble to Leonard, who was watching the play.

But before Leonard could react, Rajesh stood up and said, "Let me try."

Rajesh held the kissing machine, which could not be seen without the mosaic, and only glanced at it before kissing it deeply: "Is this what it looks like?"

"Almost, you can feel it just like a real kiss. There are sensors inside that can transmit the signal to my machine simultaneously." Howard taught while kissing, and Ron got goosebumps all over his body.

These two idiots, don’t they know that this behavior counts as indirect kissing?

The image in front of him had an impact on Ron that was no less disgusting than seeing two people kissing each other directly mouth to mouth. Leonard's mother was right, these two people definitely have homosexual tendencies!

"Is that so?" Rajesh followed Howard's example and continued to kiss. In this regard, he was definitely a good student.

"Not bad, let's try it again in a different position."

"Did I do the right thing?"

"Yes, that's it, it's so on point!" Howard even held the back of the sensor ball with one hand intoxicatedly. Ron swore that he didn't even care so much when kissing his fiancée.

It's a pity that what he hugged was just a simulator, and the person kissing him through the simulated signal was an Indian man weighing more than 200 pounds.

"Ah!" Howard was suddenly shocked and his mouth went numb: "What did you do!"

"It's just a light bite. I just want to add a little more fun." Rajesh looked aggrieved.

"Why do you have to make everything so obscene?"

"That's enough! Your invention is too obscene!" Ron finally couldn't bear it anymore and interrupted the argument between the two obscene men. The scene was so hot that he couldn't stand it: "First, put your damn kissing machine on Put it aside, Howard, how is the single-person aircraft I asked you to make for me? You won't fool me with some suicide aircraft today, will you? "

Ron guessed that the true location of the Golden Circle would be an inaccessible place, most likely deep in the rainforest of a tropical country. Only in this way could it explain why spy satellites around the world could not find her.

Although it is not yet known where his specific location is, it does not prevent Ron from preparing for a rainy day and preparing transportation in advance.

Although in principle you can reach anywhere using a helicopter, this is only in principle after all.

In fact, the complex geographical conditions of the tropical rainforest, as well as the numerous air turbulences cut by mountains and forests, may cause aircraft damage and human death if you are not familiar with the terrain.

What's more, drug traffickers are not vegetarians. If they see an unknown helicopter in the sky, they will shoot it down as soon as possible.

The vegetation in the tropical rainforest will become the best cover for drug traffickers, and no matter how advanced the helicopter is, it can be easily shot down by at most one anti-air rocket.

What Ron needed was an aircraft that was efficient, ultra-low-altitude, and quiet enough. Ron thought that Howard could be his own Dr. Ali and create one for himself, but the plan Howard gave was as unreliable as ever.

First, there was a flight backpack similar to the rocket pilot in Red Alert 2. During the first flight, the test doll was directly burned into a ball of fire by the tail flames of the rocket backpack, and then there was a flying delta wing equipped with the same rocket injector.

This flight fully met Ron's needs. The problem was the landing step. Maybe Howard didn't think about the landing problem at all when designing it. When the aircraft was flying at high speed, the doll directly hit the rocks and broke into pieces. All over the place.

Howard sent him a message early this morning saying that he had two new plans, so Ron came to take a look.

"How is that possible!" When talking about professional work, Howard suddenly became serious: "I am the best engineer in the world, and there will never be any problems with the things I design!"

"Are you sure? Mr. Howard, the space plumber?" Ron looked suspicious: "I remember that last week the astronauts on the International Space Station had a problem with the toilet. To be precise, it was a toilet that would spray all the contents outside. You wouldn’t forget about it so quickly without an unplanned spacewalk, would you?”

Space Plumber is a new nickname given to Howard by Sheldon to commemorate this chapter that is enough to be recorded in human space shit. When talking about this, Howard blushed and muttered something like "Engineers can't be considered mistakes." ?” and the like,

What followed were even more obscure things like "E=MC2", "Schrödinger tortured the cat", which made everyone burst into laughter, and the laboratory was filled with a happy atmosphere.

When everyone had laughed enough, Ron pressed his palms again: "Okay, Howard, show me your new plan. I hope you can surprise me this time."

"Look, I have two new plans," Howard opened the PPT he had stayed up all night to prepare: "The first one is a fast-flying rocket using delta wings, but I have designed a new gadget to solve the landing problem. .”

Howard was on the screen, and a strange jacket-like garment appeared on the screen: "This is an inflatable landing suit I designed. Just tap this position and it can quickly expand into a ball in 0.3 seconds, blowing people away." The package is protected from any collision damage inside.

As long as you jump off the rocket after reaching the landing site, quickly open this thing, you can land directly on the ground hard. The only disadvantage is that I cannot guarantee how many times you will roll on the ground and where you will roll. "

Ron thought about the scene where he turned into a balloon and rolled back and forth on the ground, and finally rolled between two rocks and got stuck, and then was surrounded by drug dealers for target practice. He quickly shook his head: "This plan is better than the last one. A little bit, but it’s still very problematic, so leave it as an option for the next one.”

"The second plan was inspired by drones." Howard cut out the second plan, which is an enlarged version of a quadcopter with a cockpit in the middle.

"What's the difference between this thing and a helicopter? If I use it, I might as well just fly a helicopter."

"No, no, no, the difference is huge," Howard opened the exploded view: "First of all, it uses a motor instead of an engine, the sound is more than twice as quiet as a helicopter, and its propeller rotor can also change direction.

When the aircraft reaches a sufficient height, you can turn the direction of the rotors to the back and let the airflow directly push the aircraft forward. The speed is more than twice as fast as an ordinary helicopter. How about it? I've said it before, Sheldon isn't the only genius among us. "

Ron held up his chin. This design was a bit interesting. He remembered that many of the flying cars released by major car manufacturers in the previous life had this design. Moreover, this plan also has an advantage, that is, the space at the bottom of the aircraft can be installed again. A little weapon to do some damage before landing on your own.

"It looks good, then choose this plan. How long will it take for you to make it?"

"A week and a half, but there is still a small problem, hehe~" Howard said with frustration: "Limited by the energy density of the battery, it can only fly less than two hundred kilometers. Do you think it will work?"

Ron frowned: "Less than two hundred kilometers? This is indeed a problem, but actually it's not bad. How far is your actual designed flight distance?"

"120 kilometers, about 100 kilometers if flying at full speed."

Ron has a black line. If it's over a hundred kilometers, how dare you tell me that it's less than two hundred kilometers? Isn’t this too confusing? Why don't you go to PPT to build a car if you have such a deceptive ability?

However, it should be said that this solution is probably still usable, but the method of use may need to be thought through.

"Ron, do you think it's okay? If not, I can go back and think about it again?" Howard asked uneasily when he saw Ron lost in thought.

Unexpectedly, Ron simply waved his hand: "No, that's it. Also, by the way, make me a few more sets of the clothes in your first plan. I may have other uses for them."

Ron still hasn't figured out which one to use, but time is urgent at the moment, so he can only use one first. A cheating aircraft is better than nothing at all.

While Ron was still struggling with the new aircraft plan, on the streets of London, a woman with a blue rash on her face hurriedly came to a public phone booth. After looking around to confirm that she was not being followed, she picked up the phone and dialed a number she had already called. A number you know by heart.

"Hey, Charlie, it's me. I have blue rash all over my body now. What should I do?" The woman burst into tears.

Far in northern Myanmar, in the Golden Circle base deep in the dense forest, the traitor Charlie, the king's agent, frowned: "Wait! Didn't I tell you not to call me?"

"Don't worry, I'm using a public phone. Why didn't you remind me earlier? Remind me that the drugs are poisonous?" The woman looked around nervously at the surrounding environment and complained softly.

Is not this nonsensical? It’s called a drug but you don’t know it’s poisonous? Well, this is mainly due to the English way of expressing it. In English, the names of drugs are not as intuitive as in Chinese.

Drugs are generally called "drug" in English, which literally means narcotics.

"I remember telling you not to touch that thing recently!"

"But I'm going to a music festival! It's weird if people don't take drugs at music festivals~" the girlfriend complained. This is another bad habit in European and American culture. No one knows when it started. Most people think it started with the hippies. Since the beginning of the movement, music festivals have become synonymous with drugs and multi-person sports.

"Hell!" Charlie cursed secretly. Who knows whether he was scolding his girlfriend for being disobedient or realizing that his head was a little green, but out of love for hell, he still softened:

"Listen, you are going to the laboratory in Italy now. Do you remember where we skied together? Find me there and I will give you the antidote."

"Okay, I'm going to buy a plane ticket right now!"

The woman agreed with excitement on her face, but what she didn't know was that all the conversations between her and her boyfriend were monitored by the Ace Agents, and these agents were obviously more excited than she was.

"Did you hear that? They have a laboratory in Italy, whiskey, Galahad, and the plane is ready. I want you to set off immediately to grab one and bring it back. We will try to imitate it."

Uncle Champagne happily issued the order. Whiskey replied "Yes" and stood up with Old Galahad, but Eggsy was a little confused: "Mr. Champagne, should we call Ron and join us?"