Daily life of an American TV drama agent

"This figure seems to be well-trained. Even if you don't launder money for those drug dealers, it is more than enough to play a superhero, such as Batman."

Ron looked at the figure of the person in the photo, who was almost as good as his own, and couldn't help but feel pity for each other: "What's his name? Did it say it in the intelligence?"

"Lucaro, but it's useless, it's a pseudonym," Andy looked at the information and replied: "The photo of Xiangjiang was taken five years ago. His name was Karl Gauss at that time. He was in Tokyo, Tel Aviv, Naples, He has been seen in Tehran.

Everyone described him the same, an excellent accountant, a trustworthy accountant, etc., and I guessed he was at least a CPA, but I had no idea where to find him, no clues. "

"Not necessarily," Ron said with an intriguing smile: "At least you said something just now."

"Did I mention a clue? Why didn't I find it?" Andy wondered. He was a real genius when it came to things like accounting or finance. Otherwise, he would not have become a famous financier before going to jail.

But it was only related to finance. He was not good at reasoning or investigating cases, but this aspect was Ron's area of ​​expertise.

Ron was not in a hurry to answer, and wrote down the name Andy had just mentioned on the paper: "Lou Carroll. Normally, when people see this name, they will find it a bit unfamiliar, but if I write it like this Lewis Carroll, does it look a little more familiar?"

European and American names are generally longer and abbreviations are often used, and the abbreviation of Lewis Carroll is Lucaro.

"Is this the guy who wrote Alice in Wonderland? But I still don't understand what that means?"

"You may not know that in addition to being a novelist, Mr. Lewis is also a very famous mathematician. Similarly, I don't need to mention the name Gauss. You also know that he is the prince of mathematics who discovered the prime number distribution theorem.

Although I haven't seen the other information in your hand, I guess among those pseudonyms there must be names like Leibniz, Lagrange, Euler, Laplace, etc., right? "

Ron crossed his hands and put them on his chin: "Although I am not a mathematician, I happen to have a younger brother who is a physicist at home who is good at mathematics. I still know these names."

More than just hearing it mentioned by Sheldon? Ron was one of the victims of these masters in his previous life. Like the other victims, he hung on the tall tree.

"That's true!" Andy flipped through the information and couldn't hide the surprise on his face, because Ron got everything right.

"Hank, come here." Ron pressed the communicator on his desk and said five minutes later, Hank came to his office.

"BOSS, are you looking for me?"

"Yes," Ron handed Andy's anti-Andy information to Hank: "Now I need you to help me find this man. In these photos, there is a profile of this man. Go find Hobbs with a big The data algorithm checks the recent records of this person.”

"Yes, BOSS."

"In addition," Ron wrote all the names on a piece of paper and handed it back to Andy: "Use our IRS system to search across the country for taxpayers between 25 and 35 who use these names to file taxes. According to the information, the declared income range is approximately US$1 million.

Providing accounting services to so many drug dealers, there is no reason why his annual income should be less than this amount.

By the way, pay special attention to the information of taxpayers who open accounting firms and use cash settlements. It is very likely that they are hiding themselves in these identities. "

Ron became more and more interested in this mysterious accountant.

Whether it is drug dealers or arms dealers, they have always been the most restless group of people. The situation of gangsters and gangsters has never been news in this group. In other words, it would be new if one day these people stopped gangbusters and gangsters.

Therefore, there should be no reason for them to abide by the contract and pay the accountant his share of the income, but judging from the results, they should still pay it. Ron didn't think they suddenly started to have a contractual spirit.

The only reasonable explanation is that the mysterious accountant had some special means that forced these restless guys to do something. As Ron knew, the most effective way to deal with this group of violent people was violence.

However, the number of people problem raised by Andy is also a very serious problem. His team does lack talents in this area. Thinking of this, Ron couldn't help but open the address book while playing with his mobile phone. He dialed an address he had not contacted for a long time and almost missed it. Meeting number.

"Becca, long time no see. I heard from Aubrey that you also work in Los Angeles and are worried about rent recently. I wonder if we should meet? Maybe I can give you a good short-term part-time job so that you can earn a fortune. ,What do you think?"

Becca was one of Ron's close friends. She met Ron when he was still in college, and because of his outstanding musical talent, he temporarily filled in for his friend in the school a cappella club.

Her team was also one of the participating teams at that time, and it was the most eye-catching one, even more eye-catching than Ron, who had written several well-known songs.

Because they are the only team composed entirely of girls among all participating teams.

As we all know, college boys have always been animals with excessive hormones and like to think with their lower bodies. Of course, Ron is no exception, especially since he has the bonus of unique conditions, and he cannot refuse what an entire female singing team can do. The temptation brought about.

Not only is she beautiful, but her voice is also nice~

Those who understand will naturally understand.

And Becca and Aubrey were the friends he knew at that time.

"Ron, let me say it again, my name is no longer Becca, my name is Dana!" Becca's soft and cute voice sounded in the receiver: "But thank you for your kindness, I understand, I'm switching to a new job Not bad, enough for me to pay the rent.”

"Changing companies again? Which company is it this time?"

"Life Robot Company, a company that uses technology to help disabled people regain their lives, is a bit busy at work. If you are free on Friday, Aubrey will come to Los Angeles on a business trip, so we can get together."

"OK, of course."

Ron readily agreed and hung up the phone. After hanging up the phone, he immediately came to the conclusion that there was definitely another high-quality man around this girl!

Otherwise, it would be impossible to refuse his invitation.

It's a pity that Ron doesn't have the time to find out about Beca's new love now, otherwise he would definitely find that the man who just greatly increased his interest happened to be Beca's new colleague.

Just when he was on the phone, Howard had already sent a text message with only one sentence: Halloween is ready, come and take a seat at the movie theater.

That's right, the annual Halloween is here, which means it's another good day to play pranks on Sheldon. This time of year is a great time to play pranks on Sheldon.

As a good brother who loves his younger brother very much, how could Ron miss such a great opportunity to see Sheldon embarrassed?

"Hey, how are you preparing? Where's Leonard?" As soon as Ron arrived at Caltech, he was dragged to the monitoring room by Howard, but out of professional habit, he keenly noticed that one person was missing.

"Leonard went to arrange the second 'surprise'. In recent years, Sheldon has become less and less scared, so we can only come up with some original ideas."

"Okay, so what's the bet this time?"

Americans like to bet on everything. For example, I bet your diamond is fake, I bet your car will get a flat tire when you go out, etc. Ron has been here for a long time, and he has obviously picked up such bad habits.

"You can buy Sheldon to be stunned or peed, with a maximum of 10 dollars per bet. Which one do you want?" Rajesh excitedly punched out a box, which was filled with change from other scientists' bets.

This shows how poor Sheldon's popularity is, and Ron can't help but feel a sense of superiority arising from his popularity.

Fortunately, Hobbes didn't know this idea, otherwise he would have complained to him: Is that just because of your popularity? If they can't beat you, people who want to beat you can line up from Los Angeles to New Delhi! ! !

"I bet he'll be scared to death, shall we?" Ron took out ten dollars and handed it to Rajesh.

Howard adjusted the school's monitors for a school-wide live broadcast, and finally captured Sheldon's movements as he was on his way back to the office from the cafeteria.

"Sheldon~Sheldon~" A shrill female voice came from the corridor, calling Sheldon's name. Sheldon stuck his head out, and the light above his head suddenly flashed a few times and went out, and the entire corridor was replaced. The emergency lights illuminated it, making it look particularly strange.

"Oh! God, are you just showing me this?" Ron began to regret: "It would be strange if this method could scare him. I have been using this trick to scare him since I was 10 years old. I have stopped using it a long time ago." It works.”

Sure enough, Sheldon didn't look scared at all: "Okay, it's this cliche trick again, it's just a pretense before Halloween."

"Don't be anxious, man, just wait and see, this is just the first step." As he spoke, Howard pressed the button, and a burst of shrill laughter and other terrifying sound effects passed through the corridor, which scared Sheldon to the point where his scalp was numb and his hair was all hairy. All stood up.

Ron nodded with satisfaction: "That's right, that's how it should be. What's next?"

"You'll know after you read it."

"Tch, it's just the eerie whimpering, the sound of chains, the witch's evil smile, and the three-piece set of the old haunted house. Others may be scared to death, but I'm so bored that I just want to sleep."

Sheldon spoke loudly to embolden himself. He knew that many people must be looking at him, and he didn't want to embarrass others.

"Sheldon~" There was another shrill call, and a red font suddenly appeared on the wall next to Sheldon, which was his name. The red liquid continued to flow down the wall, as if someone was using blood. Same as written.

"The wall of dripping blood looks as fake as sodium carbonate solution dropped into phenolphthalein," Sheldon read the words on the wall: "We'll see Sheldon in hell."

"The scariest part about this is that you forgot to add a comma." As soon as Sheldon finished complaining, a phosphorescent skeleton suddenly flew toward him.

"Ah!" Sheldon screamed for the first time.

"Yeah!" In the monitoring room, his brother Ron and his two losers high-fived each other.

"Sure enough, it is the ultimate pleasure to see Sheldon frightened at any time." Ron narrowed his eyes, replayed the scene in his mind, and said with infinite regret: "It's a pity that everything ends here. , I lost the bet.”

On the surveillance screen, Sheldon was frightened, but it was only a big fright. He did not faint or urinate. He supported his waist with his hands and spoke loudly.

"That's not necessarily true," Howard smiled mysteriously: "Ron, aren't you curious where the Halloween suit I borrowed from you some time ago went? The answer is in Sheldon's room. Do you want to go and see it with your own eyes? ?”

"certainly."

The three of Ron walked out of the monitoring room together, not far from Sheldon.

"My dear brother, you should really see your expression just now, it's really amazing." Ron took out the photo that just captured Sheldon's frightened expression: "I believe that this photo can be used as a New Year's card. If you do, you will definitely be liked by little George and Missy, what do you think?"

"Hahaha, not only your family likes it, but if you use this photo to make greeting cards and sell them in school, I can't prove that they will sell out." Howard was also crazy with joy. The photo Ron took was really It's awesome.

"What's this? It's just that I was a little frightened and my pupils dilated a little." Sheldon continued to talk harshly while walking towards his office.

"Just admit it, Sheldon, we did scare you."

"It's only when you're scared that you're scared, but it turns out that in front of me, who knows everything about it, the bad tricks of the three of you are just a joke. If you want to scare me, there's no way you can scare me!"

Sheldon continued to argue for his courage and opened the door to his office without noticing that behind him, a man wearing a Freddy skin mask, a shabby denim suit, and holding a chainsaw was getting ready. Step out from behind the curtains of Hilton.

Ron finally knew what his Halloween suit was borrowed for.

"Really? I also think their methods are a bit too childish. Sheldon, these really can't scare you." Ron suppressed his smile and said in a regretful tone: "Maybe grandma is right, you are a A true Texas man."

"Isn't this a matter of course?" Sheldon spread his hands proudly, and just as he turned around, a dead man's face riddled with holes appeared in front of him. The dead man's face was also holding the chainsaw he was most afraid of, and he was using all his strength. Pull the chainsaw.

The chainsaw spun with a buzzing sound.

"Ah!!!" Sheldon screamed and fell to the ground unconscious.

"Hahaha..." Ron laughed so hard that he couldn't stand up straight: "Which of you bet made him faint? You won... Hahaha, but it was worth losing."

"Wait a minute, Ron, you're not losing. Sheldon peed his pants. Take a photo!" Rajesh discovered the new world from the water stains on Sheldon's pants: "This photo is definitely better as a greeting card than the last one." Zhang praised it even more!"