Daily life of an American TV drama agent

"Because of this man, we can be lonely together, and he has become my whole world~"

As soon as Rajesh became "gay", it immediately became endless. Ron took a sip of his wine. If there were no dancing artists to watch, it would be nice to listen to Rajesh perform a talk show full of "gay". Unexpectedly, the situation immediately took a turn for the worse and slid rapidly in the other direction.

"We spent a lot of good times together. For example, we went camping and stayed up all night, sharing secrets. I told him that I loved pedicures, and he told me that he gave his first one to his cousin..."

"That's a distant relative from far away!" Howard shouted anxiously, and everyone just laughed. What was even more scary was that Rajesh continued to speak before he finished speaking.

"Yes, there was another time when Howard and I went to Las Vegas. Can you believe it? We actually had sex with two tigers in Tyson's villa! Can you believe it? Those were real tigers. We They were even dressed in black stockings.”

"Hahaha, Rajesh, you must have drunk too much. How can it be possible for a human and a tiger?" A professor from Caltech shook his head in disbelief. Rajesh immediately became anxious: "What I said is true. Ron can do it." Prove it, Ron, help us prove it."

"Yes, I can prove it," Ron stood up: "Actually, I still have this video. I posted it to the Twitter group so you can take a look."

Everyone took out their mobile phones. Sure enough, Rajesh was not lying. What he said was true. In the video sent by Ron, Rajesh and Howard were standing behind a tiger, laughing wildly and twisting. Twisting back and forth while Ron was in front of the two tigers, pressing their heads.

The guests couldn't help but exclaimed in unison, this is so awesome~

Rajesh was full of pride, but Howard felt ashamed. If possible, he just wanted to cover Rajesh's mouth quickly: "Okay, brother, that's enough, sit down!"

But Howard pulled twice but did not pull. Instead, he was hugged by the excited Rajesh: "Remember the 300-pound Lily we met at the racing party that Ron took us to?"

"I don't remember, please sit down!" Howard was about to burst into tears. Please stop talking. Besides, I've been stripped down to my underwear by you.

But Rajesh did not realize the cry for help in his eyes, and instead became even more proud: "That was the only sexual experience in my life, and I am proud to say that I did it with the man next to me!"

"I beg you, shut up!"

Howard slid down on the chair helplessly. He had given up treatment, but Rajesh continued to talk about the glorious experience of the two of them: "Don't misunderstand me. I'm not saying that something happened between me and Howard. There was something wrong between us." There is a fat girl who weighs more than 300 pounds~"

At the same time, what Howard didn't know was that the video of his bachelor party was being put on YouTube for simultaneous live broadcast by some good people. In an instant, it was ranked as the most popular one on the home page. YouTube may be the biggest winner tonight.

Bernadette, who was preparing for the wedding at home, happened to be a little tired and planned to watch a video to relax. When she opened YouTube, she found this video on the homepage at first glance.

"Bernadette, this seems to be Rajesh?" Penny came over and opened it for her: "Wow~"

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The next day, Ron was woken up from the sofa in a daze. He was a little too drunk yesterday. He only vaguely remembered that the scene seemed to be very happy. When he opened his eyes, he saw Howard's pitiful eyes.

"Oh my god, isn't the bachelor's party over yet?" Ron rubbed his head: "Where should we go to have fun next? Should we find a pole dancing club?"

"It's over, it's all over," Howard said dejectedly: "What happened at our bachelor party yesterday was posted online, and Bernadette knew everything about it. What should I do?"

"I think I should drink some water first." Ron stood up and walked to the refrigerator.

Rajesh apologized guiltily: "Brother, I'm sorry for you."

"It's not your fault, it's mine. Those things were all done by me, not you." Howard sat dejectedly on the sofa.

"To be precise, Rajesh also did some things." Ron took a sip of water and finally felt better: "What are you going to do now? Have you called her?"

"I called but didn't answer, so I wanted to ask you what you can do. Leonard said that you are always very good at dealing with women. Have you ever encountered a similar situation?"

Ron remembered the last time he was caught playing with Max by Caroline in the garbage house. He nodded and shook his head: "Indeed, I have encountered a similar situation to you, but we are different, my If you can’t use this method, why don’t you think of other methods?”

"Why?"

Ron reluctantly turned his phone into mirror mode and handed it to Howard: "Look at your appearance, then look at me, do you notice the problem? No woman can resist a man with a handsome face like mine.

No matter how bad this man is, they can always come up with countless reasons to convince themselves to continue being with me, but can you? "

Howard was struck by lightning, good guy, he had just been scolded by his fiancée, and then Ron Versailles, so where could he reason? Can we survive this day? !

"I don't know what to do next." Howard lay down on the sofa under the double blow.

"Howard, I never understand women very well, so Rajesh, what can you do?" Leonard asked the question to Rajesh.

"I still have the phone number of Lily, the fat girl from the last racing party. If you need it, I can call her for you." Rajesh spread his hands.

"I'm not calling that fat girl!"

"Okay, then Lily will be mine alone~"

Ron couldn't stand it anymore: "Howard, it's not time to give up yet. Think about it, you were not good enough for Bernadette, but in the end you were still together. What made you stay together?" of?"

"Complaining about your parents together?" Howard was a little inspired and asked tentatively.

"No, it's your shame!" Ron was helpless. How on earth did this guy get Bernadette?

"So, what you have to do now is the same as what you did to her before, continue to be shameless. Since she doesn't answer the phone, then you go to her and explain the matter clearly to her face to face. By the way, you can use your usual advantages. Keep pursuing her, and believe me, you will be able to win back Bernadette."

"Are you sure?" Howard was still a little unsure.

"I'm absolutely sure!" Ron said firmly.

I will tell you, have I watched the TV series a long time ago? Of course not~

"Believe me, not only will you continue to be together, you will even have two lovely children~"