Daily life of an American TV drama agent

"Who are you?!" Arthur's eyes widened, and his whole body tensed up like a big cat ready to attack.

Just wait for Ron to make a mistake and kill him immediately, and then break out of the airport to find another opportunity to leave this place of right and wrong.

"Relax, friend, I don't have any ill intentions towards you. If you even insist on saying it, you should say thank you to me." Ron had an incomprehensible look on his face. He pretended to be really good until he felt really good. ? !

"Thank you?" Arthur immediately thought of the mysterious sniper who helped him escape in the morning, and Ron nodded slightly, as if he understood what he was thinking, and made a gesture of aiming a rifle, dubbing himself.

"BANG!"

During his assassination operation, another sniper with completely unknown origins appeared. Except for himself and Harry's son, no one else knew about it. Even the company had not had time to report the existence of another force.

Normally, when ordinary people encounter this kind of thing, their first questions are usually questions such as "Who are you?" and "Why are you helping me?", but Arthur is different.

His first question was: "What do you want me to do?"

"I'd like you to join us."

"Sorry, I have no idea of ​​​​hopping to another company for the time being." Arthur did not show any unexpected expression. Of course, it may be that he hid it well: "Actually, when this matter is completely over, I plan to wash my hands. Damn it, you’ve got the wrong person.”

"Are you sure you don't want to hear the conditions I can offer first?" Arthur rejected him directly as soon as he opened his mouth, which made Ron a little depressed.

"No," Arthur continued to refuse: "You know I am a killer who will do anything for money. If the price you offer is too high, I am almost certain that I will be tempted."

"Okay," Ron did not continue to pester, but stood up and handed a business card to Arthur: "I welcome you to change your mind at any time."

At this moment, Arthur just wanted to move quickly and put Ron's business card in his pocket without even looking at it. Ron saw his actions and didn't take it seriously.

Dude, do you really think the man I like can still run away? I don't believe you won't come back to me.

"I'll leave you with a very useful piece of information before I leave." Ron was not in a hurry to leave: "Sometimes, what you think is not what you think, and even if you see someone you thought was dead one day, There’s no need to be too surprised.”

Ron, who finally remembered the plot after brainstorming, turned around gracefully, and the moment he turned around, Arthur's eyes were immediately attracted by a figure through the gap he had just made.

With his mouth tightened and his pupils slightly dilated, Ron followed his gaze and saw an unremarkable business man with four eyes walking through the terminal and heading towards the boarding gate.

Ron understood that this was probably the killer whose company had deceived Arthur that he was dead.

"Have a good time."

This time, Ron was really gone, but he was sure that Arthur would call him soon.

…

On the other side, Penny, who was annoyed by Sheldon, had no choice but to ask for leave and take Sheldon home, but it turned out that Penny was still naive.

How difficult is sick Sheldon? The answer is that the regular model of Sheldon is more than ten times more expensive! Even Leonard, who is in the form of a licking dog, would not hesitate to give up the opportunity to lick the goddess and avoid Sheldon at this time.

Sheldon and Penny finally returned to the apartment, and this time Sheldon politely thanked Penny: "Thank you for taking me home."

"It doesn't matter, I don't really need to go to work today anyway."

"That's good~"

"Okay, Sheldon, I wish you a speedy recovery~" Penny was playing with her fingers almost crazy. The half hour in the restaurant just now was the most painful half hour since she went to work. Now she just wants to go back to the room. Drink a bottle of whiskey hard to see if it can erase Ji Tian's memory.

Penny swore in her heart that if Sheldon didn't have an agent brother who could take out an entire arsenal at any time, she would have drowned Sheldon in the soup he ordered just now.

"Wait, where are you going?" Sheldon shouted in shock: "You're just going to leave me alone?"

"Sheldon, you have grown up. Have you never been sick before?"

"Of course I gave birth, but someone has always taken care of me." Sheldon took the care of him from the people around him for granted.

This time it was Penny who was shocked. She couldn't imagine that an adult in his twenties had never lived independently: "Really? Have you never been alone?"

"Well, there was one time," Sheldon thought for a moment: "I was fifteen years old, and I was at the Heidelberg Academy in Germany during the summer vacation."

"Study abroad?" Penny guessed:

"No, I'm going to be a visiting professor." Sheldon's answer made her heartbroken.

"The local food was a little more special than I expected, so I was a little acclimated and got upset that night."

"Didn't anyone take care of you at the time?"

"My mom was playing summer league with my dad, and there was only one housekeeper at the academy who didn't speak English, and when I finally let him understand that I was sick, she said 'mochtest du eine darmspfilung?'"

Of course Penny couldn't understand German: "What does that mean?"

"Based on what happened next, I think it was, 'Do you want an enema?'" Shelton said, unable to explain himself.

The "tragedy" that happened to Sheldon finally awakened Penny's motherly glory, so she made the stupidest decision, even stupider than sending Sheldon home.

"Okay, honey, I'll take care of you. What do you need me to do?"

Sheldon opened the door and invited Penny into the room. He waited until the door closed before speaking: "My mother usually uses a sponge to clean my body."

It must be said that Sheldon's emotional intelligence has really improved through his long-term experience of being rejected.

Penny finally realized what stupid thing she had just said, but she was already on the pirate ship, so she could only make a three-point agreement with Sheldon: "I will never give you an enema without a sponge to wipe your body."

"Okay." Sheldon agreed slightly disappointed.

…

So, when Ron opened the door of Sheldon's apartment and was about to find something to eat from his refrigerator, a not-so-pleasant and off-key singing sound reached his ears.

"Good cat, warm cat, little plush ball~ happy cat, sleepy cat, woo~woo~woo~"

It's Penny's singing voice.

Oops, that naughty kid Sheldon is back!

Guangguang was so busy thinking about how to recruit Guo Da that he forgot that there was a debt collector waiting at home.

Sheldon, who was still lying listlessly on the bed, immediately straightened up: "Leonard, is that you?"

PS: This is the last update of this month. Please forgive me. I will make it up tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. Thank you.