Daming: Self-explosion is a fake eunuch, the queen mother is so happy

Chapter 001: False Eunuch? No system, how to mix! (New book asking for flowers).

Daming.

Five years of the apocalypse, June.

Mixed Church.

In a class where eunuchs rest.

Lu Yu sat on the wooden window of the hard state, looking at the sunlight through the wooden door window paper for a while.

When he woke up, Lu Yu found himself in an unfamiliar environment.

It’s been three days.

It’s been three days.

Lu Yu was convinced that this was not a dream.

But this is too!

“What’s the situation, this is all!”

Lu Yu groaned weakly.

Things and obvious.

Lu Yu knew that he had crossed over.

And he was still in the palace at this time.

Through three days of understanding, Lu Yu also knew his current situation.

Now it is the year of the Ming Dynasty’s apocalypse.

It is the era of the most famous carpenter emperor Zhu Youxiao in the history of the Ming Dynasty.

At the same time, there is also a big man who is more famous than Zhu Youxiao in this era.

Si Lijian is in charge of the eunuch, the governor of the East Factory, nine thousand years old, Wei Zhongxian!

Lu Yu, who learned of all this, was blindsided at that time.

And all this is not the most important thing.

Most importantly, Lu Yu found that he did not have the benefits of a traverser, a powerful system.

And he also carries a burden that he usually regards as proud capital.

You know, this is a harem.

Eunuchs were examined every once in a while.

Thus it was determined that the eunuch had grown from scratch.

Three days, three days to go, the medical examination will begin.

If at that time, then Lu Yu would not be a false eunuch.

At that time, he will inevitably become a real eunuch.

There is no system.

No background.

Or a fake eunuch in a harem.

Lu Yu felt that he was finished.

Three days later, one size fits all, and then it will be a real eunuch!

Thinking about his tragic fate, Lu Yu couldn’t help but scold his mother.

“Dog day, say good crosser welfare, say good system.”

“You can’t throw me here without a system.”

“Dog Day!”

Lu Yu continued to scold Niang, but it was useless.

While Lu Yu was pondering what he should do.

A panicked little eunuch suddenly ran outside the door.

The little eunuch pushed them open in a panic, then turned around and leaned against the door with a big gasp, leaning against the wooden door behind him.

As if afraid that something would rush in.

Lu Yu knew this person, and this person was named Xiaohai.

It was a small eunuch who lived in the same room as Lu Yu.

“What’s wrong, panicking?”

Lu Yu looked at the panicked little Haizi and asked.

Xiao Haizi lowered his head and gasped, then stretched out his finger behind him.

“Just….. Just now, the little mosquito went to check, but was taken away by the people of the Punishment Department, and then pulled to the back alley and directly killed the cane! ”

“Dead, little mosquito dead.”

“Killed alive!”

Lu Yu was stunned when he listened.

“Hit… Beaten to death? ”

Xiaohaizi nodded.

Little mosquito, formerly known as Chen Wen.

Only because he entered the palace as a eunuch, he abandoned his surname and left only a warm character.

It is called Xiaowenzi, and Xiaowenzi is homonymous with Xiaowenzi, so he gave the nickname of a little mosquito.

When he got up in the morning, Lu Yu also saw the little mosquito and said to go for a physical examination.

How did you get killed at this moment?

“Why, what did the little mosquito kill for?” Lu Yu asked.

Xiao Haizi only changed a little at this time, so he spoke

“I heard, I heard from the little eunuch in the Shen Penal Department that the little mosquito has grown again.”

“It was enough to do it all over again, after all, it used to be like this.”

“The worst thing is to send it out of the palace and send it to the raccoon bureau.”

“But this year the nine thousand years old has ordered, but everything that grows a little will be killed!”

Lu Yu heard this, and he was directly stunned.

Looking down between his legs, he felt a coldness.

It’s not as simple as growing a little.

That’s a big deal.

Lu Yuxin said a groove.

Wei Zhongxian, this old yin ratio.

If you want to let yourself die, it’s all eunuchs, right!

This product is really vicious enough.

But what to do!

Run?

Where to run.

First, I don’t have a system, and second, I don’t have martial arts.

This is the royal palace, not the wet market.

Wanting to get out is just as hard as wanting to come in.

So what to do?

You can’t let anyone slaughter.

Four days, and there are only three days left.

Lu Yu was thinking about it, when a voice of calling came from outside the door.

The voice was shrill and thin, and when he heard it, it was a eunuch.

“A few cubs from the mixed hall division came out, and the Holy Lady wants to bathe and hurry up to prepare!”