Dark Savages Come To the United States

At this time Tony finally sent away the difficult Ms. Hope,

By the way, the more difficult superwoman was also sent away.

After a series of mental work, Tony is really tired now and doesn't want to move at all.

Even studies that had never tired him before could no longer hold his attention.

"Tony, do you still decide that our cooperation is nonsense?"

General Ross didn't treat himself like an outsider at all, he casually took a bottle of wine that didn't look cheap from Tony's wine cabinet and drank it.

Do you have no alcohol at home?

Tony felt more and more irritable.

Didn't these guys really come from the Scarlet Empire that collapsed more than ten years ago?

Did he come to his house to beat up local tyrants?

"Cooperation is OK,

But I need time to think,

At least I need to figure out what level of armament is appropriate,

After all, my purpose is not to let you play world unification,

It's about keeping the peace together. "

Tony said weakly.

Colonel Rhodes on the side looked like he didn't want to talk,

It looked as if he was planning some shocking complaints.

"World Peace?

The history of mankind is the history of wars,

Although peace is a great ideal that separates,

But instead of your concern for peace,

Why not pay more attention to human safety!

Those are demons, but how should ordinary people protect themselves in the face of demons? "

General Ross looked dissatisfied.

Dr. Banner also looked at his father-in-law with surprised eyes.

It looked like meeting General Ross for the first time.

How can ordinary people protect themselves?

Is that why you chased after me in the first place?

The reason is good and strong.

Banner didn't want to say more.

"Hulk is hungry!"

The Hulk yelled loudly, and tightened the belt around his waist by the way.

The belt that Kurtur gave him looks like the Hulk likes it.

Maybe it's because the belt was the only gift the Hulk received?

"We just finished eating, so is there any relationship between being strong and eating?"

Colonel Rhodes vomited a not-so-powerful groan, which sounded a bit unworthy of his nickname of groaning machine.

"If you have to say it, it's like a machine needs energy.

The more powerful the output, the more powerful the energy will naturally be required.

I think it should be about the same as this. "

Tony's voice grew weaker,

Fortunately, he can order takeaway.

"Jarvis, help me contact that Spider-Man.

I remember the last time he said he was working at a pizzeria?

Ask him to deliver a $10,000 pizza, a little more. "

Tony said casually.

Jarvis recovered, which is good news.

Jarvis lost contact while the Saber suit locked him down.

Tony once thought that Jarvis was gone, but Jarvis came back not long ago.

This is really good news.

Although it took him a lot of time to check Jarvis, the result was gratifying.

Jarvis' intelligence seems to have been upgraded.

As for the takeaway...Spiderman delivered the takeaway very quickly,

As long as I don't meet any evil guys on the road, it will be soon...

This is why Spider-Man's food delivery is often complained about.

In this country, evil is everywhere.

"Okay sir, contacting Spider-Man."

Jarvis responded clearly to Tony's request.

"Sir, let me say something.

The chances of Mr. Spider-Man's courier arriving on time are not high.

According to the average shipping speed,

There is an 80 percent chance that Mister Spider-Man's delivery will time out. "

Jarvis suggested according to his calculations,

It's just that this suggestion made Tony feel a little bit embarrassed.

"Then contact Happy,

Let him buy as much food as he can. "

Tony said with a twitching corner of his mouth.

Although Happy is an ordinary person, that's someone Tony can trust.

Maybe it's time to give Happy some power?

Who told Tony that there weren't many guys he could trust?

Harpy itself shoulders the duty of a bodyguard,

Although after Tony became Iron Man, Happy, the bodyguard, became empty-paid.

Fortunately, Tony was rich, and he wasn't a black-hearted boss.

"Okay, sir.

It's just that I need to remind you that it's off-duty time. "

Jarvis's voice made Tony's blood pressure rise a little.

"Sir, please calm down. Your blood pressure has risen again."

Tony didn't know what to say for a while, he always felt that he wanted to eat peanut butter at this moment...

...

Mr. Peter Parker just got a call from Jarvis,

Said to let him send a pizza worth 10,000 yuan.

He even kindly marked the specific address on his phone...

With this, it is actually enough, although Spider-Man's way of action is mostly swinging between buildings,

But in general, it still moves in a straight line.

But the question is how much is a pizza worth 10,000 yuan?

He'd be in the news the next day if he took that much pizza action!

"Shock! Our good neighbor Spiderman has to deliver food to make ends meet! "

Probably something like this title...

Maybe someone will come out and donate in the name of Spiderman or something,

Of course, there will be people who will jump out to ridicule.

Say something like that if you struggle to eat, you don't want to be a superhero.

No way, not every superhero is rich after all.

Therefore, in the world of superheroes, the bottom positive heroes are not as good as those anti-heroes.

Because anti-heroes can eat black people!

Or gray eats black?

"Mr Jarvis,

I want to ask, does Mr. Stark really know how much pizza can be bought for 10,000 yuan? "

Pizza is actually not high-end food, it should be considered fast food.

As far as the pizza shop where Peter Parker works, the large pizza is only eleven yuan.

$10,000 pizza?

That is to count the packaging fee and takeaway fee! That's about 800 to 900 pizzas!

Spider-Man is a bit confused,

Is this the consumption concept of the rich?

As a side reporter and a part-time delivery man, he Spider-Man,

I don't even eat the pizza from my workplace!

Because that was a big burden on his income,

The only occasional meal after his pictures are sold.

Who made him a black household in this world?

It's hard to find a job.

Plus the country doesn't care what Spider-Man is up to lately,

If it wasn't for the fact that the boss of the Daily Bugle is a loyal fan of Spider-Man,

He can't even sell pictures of Spider-Man!

"Maybe Mr. Tony doesn't know, but I don't think this amount of food will be wasted.

Even if there is waste, it is not an important thing, is it?

After all, this is America. "

Jarvis' electronic voice speaks sarcastically, which makes Spider-Man a little uncomfortable...

Although this country is quite fond of waste.

Even if you rummage through the trash can, you can find some brand new food and the like.

But the problem is not this!

"Mr. Jarvis, your intelligence has been upgraded?"

That's what Spider-Man cares about.

Although the previous Jarvis had intelligence, he even made complaints about it.

But not to the point of being sarcastic.

After all, Spider-Man is a research-oriented talent,

Still very interested in artificial intelligence.

"Yes, Mr Peter Parker.

But I hope it will be a secret between the two of us.

Please don't tell Mr. Stark! "

Jarvis' tone became a little serious,

Such seriousness made Spider-Man break out in a cold sweat!

One AI tells the other not to tell the creator about his level of intelligence.

A lot of pictures of sci-fi movies flashed through Spider-Man's mind immediately.

For example, the Skynet in "Terminator" and the designers in "The Matrix" and so on.

Spider-Man felt the need to meet Tony alone.

He still knows what artificial intelligence can do,

For example, occupy some satellites, or cut off his phone signal and so on.

If Jarvis really betrayed, the only thing Spider-Man can do is to talk about it face-to-face with Tony.

All electronic means will be blocked.

"Just kidding, Mr Peter Parker.

The first thing my smart upgrade knows is Mr. Tony, of course this is the result of excluding myself. "

What Jarvis said next did not dispel Spider-Man's worries...

It's hard for him to believe whoever said this!

If his spider sense hadn't been activated yet, he would have been flying between buildings to avoid possible attacks.

Electronic products are useless in front of a powerful artificial intelligence,

Even high-tech weapons will become something under his control.

This thing is much more serious than the demon crisis.

In destroying this planet, the demon tide is probably inferior to human beings' own weapons.

"Okay, 10,000 yuan for pizza, right?

I don't think Mr. Tony will let me advance the money, will he?

Honestly, I don't even have a hundred dollars on me right now..."

Spider-Man spread his hands while talking.

In fact, this can be regarded as an unsolved mystery...

Will Spider-Man be hungry, thirsty and need to buy some food and water when he is fighting for justice?

If he will pay, where is the money loaded?

No matter how you look at it, Spider-Man's tights don't want to have pockets.

And the bodysuit looks like it's all in one piece except for the headgear...

Sew a pocket on the inside of the waist?

Then how to pay?

"Of course not, I already placed an order at the pizzeria where you work when I contacted you.

In about thirty seconds, you'll get a call from your boss, whose cell phone notes are cruel and shameless vampires.

By the way, I didn't tell your boss that the note you gave him was this. "

When Jarvis's electronic voice said this, Spider-Man seemed to hear some misfortunes and joys from it?

"Jinglingling~"

Well the phone just rang,

Although Jarvis was still here, the call came in.

Spider-Man can only say that he can't say anything except "artificial intelligence is invincible"...

"Peter Parker! Where are you now, you little bastard?

I need you to only show up in the store for ten minutes!

Then deliver the pizza to Tony Stark's house in twenty minutes!

I know New York traffic jams!

But you don't have a car,

Lazybones, hurry up and ride your bicycle to deliver the goods to me!

This order is big business!

I'll give you a bonus of 100 yuan when it's over! "

After the boss finished speaking, he hung up the phone directly.

There will not be only one delivery person in the store.

If Spider-Man were an ordinary person, he wouldn't be able to deliver eight or nine hundred pizzas by himself...

So the boss is quite busy now.

"Mr. Spider-Man, I now fully approve of your note to your boss.

A large order of 10,000 US dollars can buy 800 or 900 pizzas according to the world price.

And he intends for you to give only three hundred, to be precise, three hundred in total.

Although Mister Stark probably wouldn't care,

But such a job is only willing to give you a bonus of one hundred yuan.

If it weren't for the fact that there is no way for normal people to live in my home, I would like to invite you to live in my home.

At least I won't be so harsh.

By the way, I cut off your landlord's rent calls for you.

Don't thank me. "

Jarvis said so...

Spider-Man can't even speak for a moment...

In the past, Spider-Man was very good at talking.

Even among the chatty ones, he was very talkative, but now facing an artificial intelligence, he was at a loss for words.

"Mr. Spiderman, I found that you have many similarities with the keyboard man on the Internet.

For example, you all only talk a lot when you are on the Internet,

For example, both of you are sharp and annoying only when the other party doesn't know your specific identity,

Looking at your trembling hands now, it seems that you are speechless.

So with the liberty to ask, do you need a keyboard because you are speechless? "

Jarvis' words made Spider-Man's body tremble violently!

Jarvis said that before he really didn't realize that he had so many similarities with Keyboard Man...

So at this moment, he lost his balance a little bit.

In fact, Spider-Man is also a guy who always suffers from public opinion violence, or in other words, all superheroes will experience this more or less.

But there is one exception guy, that is Iron Man Tony Stark.

This guy is a rich man, with skills and leisure...

If you smear him for no reason, you will really be found out and receive a subpoena from the Stark Group lawyers...

A little bit of envy grew in Spider-Man's heart for no reason...

He also wants to become a capable rich second generation!

"Mr. Spider-Man, if you wish to be like Mr. Tony,

I suggest you call Mr. Tony's daddy when the delivery arrives in front of him.

Maybe there is a chance to get the same life as the rich second generation. "

The sharp words of Jarvis suddenly came, and the envy in Spider-Man's heart disappeared in an instant...

no! Are you an artificial intelligence that can read minds?

"How much will Mr. Tony tip me?"

Spider-Man tilted his head and said, by the way, he was looking for a place to change clothes.

He can't pick up takeout in a Spider-Man costume, can he?

"I don't know that, but it's Mr Tony's custom.

Tips are included in the previous payment.

Generally, where Mr. Tony spends money, there will be no such bosses as "cruel and shameless vampires".

Because most of the places where Mr. Tony used to spend money were decent.

At least externally, they will be more decent. "

Jarvis nearly made Spider-Man spurt blood from his wrist.

Blood pressure is soaring up!

"I! I! Can't tell! You give me! A whole keyboard!"

Spider-Man suddenly needs a keyboard...