Dark Savages Come To the United States

Chapter 642 Humans are not monkeys!

Among the world-class gunslinger clubs in the Batcave, classes are now in session!

"So we have to listen to that head give us a lesson in this place?

Are all demons like this? Can you talk without a head or a body? "

Deadshooter looked at the little head placed on the table, and said helplessly.

Balza's head was placed on the table, blinking at Luke constantly.

"So what is this head trying to say?

Why do I just watch him winking at me?

Are all demons like this? "

Bloodsport looked at Balza who was blinking wildly and said with some dissatisfaction.

"Is this thing broken?

Why didn't you speak for a long time? "

Jason Todd rolled his eyes and said, his eyes looked like dead fish eyes.

Obviously not very interested in the so-called demon science courses.

"Crack!"

Luke patted Balza's head vigorously, cracks even appeared on the table where his head was placed.

"There seems to be something wrong with this thing, I will find a way to fix it."

Luke said a little puzzled.

This thing seems to have not spoken for a long time, and Luke felt a little embarrassed when it failed at this time.

At this moment, a pair of fat hands stretched out and held Balza's head directly.

Then put it straight into your mouth!

King Shark!

A series of chewing sounds came from Shark King Nanase's mouth. Balza was still blinking frantically, but he still didn't speak.

"Hey Shark! You spit that head out for me first!"

Luke put out one hand to choke Shark King, but soon he reached out with his other hand.

It's not a problem of lack of strength, it's that the shark doesn't seem to have a neck, or the neck is too thick.

Luke couldn't do the chokehold with one hand at all.

He couldn't even put on the habitual posture of the little bastard, grabbing the other party's collar.

Because King Shark is shirtless.

"Crack!"

With Luke's hand up and down, he managed to make King Shark open his mouth.

Then Luke stuck his head into the Shark King's mouth, trying to find the swallowed head in the dark space.

The Shark King's throat is thick enough to swallow a person without any problem.

Although the current posture seems outrageous to the dead shooters.

"Hey, are you in there?

If you are here, talk to me! "

Luke yelled angrily.

"If you don't speak, let me speak, I can't open my mouth!"

Balza's shout sounded from the shark king's stomach.

This meeting looks like a golden retriever who has swallowed a bluetooth speaker, making noises in his stomach.

If you open your mouth, the sound will be louder!

Luke forgot that the demon head couldn't speak until he gave Balza the instruction to speak.

Instead, the current environment has become this chaotic look.

"Can this shark spit things out?"

Luke's hand was still stretching the upper and lower jaws of the Shark King, but fortunately he took his head out of the Shark King's mouth.

Apparently King Shark wouldn't feel good in this position, and he was reaching out to pat Luke's body with his fat hands.

It's like the movement of a seal patting its belly.

The voice was not small, but Luke didn't respond at all.

Forehead……

Luke is the one with the highest defensive power among the current barbarian fighters. It's not that the Shark King can't hurt him, but the current posture can't hurt him.

When he could only use his hands and had no weapons, the Shark King really couldn't break through Luke's defense.

"If he choked, he'd still vomit.

But listening to the movement, the teacher you found for us doesn't seem to have stuck his throat at all. "

Bloody Movement said helplessly.

"Fuck! He can't digest that thing!"

"So you'll probably find him in the bathroom tomorrow."

The dead shooter was holding a grenade gun in his hand and looking carefully.

It seems to be thinking about how to modify this gun to suit yourself.

The powerlessness of shooting the Shark King before still made him uncomfortable.

"I don't want to dig out the latrine at all!"

Luke's eyes widened!

Then the hands that snapped the Shark King's mouth suddenly exerted force!

The previous blow had opened Shark King's jaw to an abnormal angle, but now it's straight to one hundred and eighty degrees.

Then Luke got half of his body into the mouth of the Shark King, and began to grope inside the Shark King's stomach.

"Balza, you bastard! Make some noise for me!"

"Luke! The most unlucky thing in my life is meeting you!"

Luke followed the sound and found a round thing that looked like a head, and took it out.

"Fuck! Whose head is this!"

Then he threw someone's head on the ground.

Jason Todd watched the farce, and directly took out the phone and started to operate it.

I don't know whether I am reading a novel or sending text messages to people.

"Kaba!"

"Is this thing so resilient?

I can't use my strength in this posture! "

Luke's startled cry.

Shark King's jaw has recovered, and the sound just now was the sound of a few broken teeth.

Most of Luke's body was still inside the Shark King's stomach, and his hands were really useless in this position.

The feeling of being bitten on the waist is not very good. Although it didn't cause any injuries, the taste is terrible.

It's like ordinary people stepping on Lego blocks with bare feet.

"Batman is indeed not an ordinary person, Nanasai's teeth can chew through steel without any problem.

Biting on this person didn't even break the skin!

To be able to recognize this kind of guy, and look very familiar, Batman is definitely not an ordinary person! "

Bloodsport looked at Luke who was having a double scolding with Balza in Shark King's stomach and said so.

"Don't make trouble, Wayne is just an ordinary person.

I used to be his assistant. Except for his excellent fighting skills, his physical fitness is almost the same as that of me now. "

Jason Todd heard this look away from the phone for a while and said.

Batman's pride In the eyes of fanatic Batchefs like them, being an ordinary person is definitely a plus.

"It's true that Wayne used to be a normal guy, but he's not anymore."

As Luke spoke, he crawled out from the innermost part of the Shark King, holding Balza's head in one hand.

After leaving Nana's mouth with the other hand, he pulled out an iron rod.

"Hopefully when I go to see Maddock he won't beat me up for using his weapon for a jack."

Luke said helplessly.

She directly gave Nana a sap in her hand.

"This thing is definitely not a good thing! But fortunately, the barbarians are tolerant enough when they treat animals!"

Luke said with anger.

Bloodsport looked at Luke's movements, feeling a little uncomfortable.

"Hungry~"

Nanasai rubbed the place where her head was hit, and then looked at the almost digested head on the ground.

"I said Nanasai, don't eat what you spit out!"

Bloodsport said anxiously.

The so-called three-second principle means that if something falls on the ground and can be eaten within three seconds after being picked up, it is placed on the food that has not been eaten yet.

This has been digested more than half!

"Alright, Balza! Spread the knowledge about demons to them!"

Luke put Balza's head back on the table.

"Demons, most people in the world know about such a thing, but not many people have actually seen it.

There are even different names for demons in many places, but it doesn't matter, I will take care..."

Before Balza finished speaking, Luke directly thrust the iron rod into his mouth.

"Get to the point! Are you crazy because you haven't spoken for so long?"

"Woo woo woo~"

Luke retracted the iron rod.

"I……"

Luke stuffed it back in again.

"You know, only humans in this world can swear!

Now if you understand, speak well.

Otherwise, I will stuff you into the toilet! "

Luke stared at Balza's head and said.

"Demons from Burning Hell, that's an invasive alien species!

I'm the local devil!

In addition to being powerful, those guys also have various strange abilities.

But this ability is generally related to their race!

It's not like the local demons can do magic! "

Balza shouted in a hurry.

He has lost the qualification to reject Luke after becoming an equipment.

But the description of alien invasive species seems a bit weird?

Luke felt a little bit of malice, but couldn't say why.

"So, if you were going to stuff him into the toilet, why did you take him out of Nanasai's stomach?

Anyway, we can hear Nanasai standing there and let him talk. "

Bloody Movement asked with a strange expression.

"Because this is my equipment, it can provide fire resistance.

At least ordinary flames can't hurt me. "

Luke said after glancing at the bloody movement.

Then Bloodsport nodded, as if remembering some knowledge point.

"Can you be hurt by ordinary flames without equipment?"

Deadshot turned his head and took a look at Bloodsport, to be precise, at the corkscrew-like weapon.

That thing can not only shoot bullets, but also breathe fire.

"It can hurt, but I recover when I get hurt.

Ordinary flames can't kill me. "

Luke said with deep meaning in his eyes.

It's just that he felt that his height seemed to have changed, and he became taller and taller as he spoke.

Is this the high status of being a teacher?

It's a fart!

He was lifted by Nanasai!

King Shark is going to try again to eat Luke!

"I hate fools! This thing is stupider than the bear on the holy mountain!"

Luke punched Nanasai directly, and there were a few more shark teeth on the ground.

But don't worry about the problem that the shark king has no teeth and cannot eat. No matter what kind of shark it is, the teeth can be regenerated.

"So you are the existence of fighting against demons?

Is it the same as what is said in the storybook, when the devil does not appear in the world, you cannot appear either? "

Jason Todd held the phone screen and asked Luke in front of him.

It looks like some kind of religious novel is on the phone screen.

"No, there were demons in this world before me.

But that's for some mages to deal with, although we are also very professional when dealing with demons. "

Luke pinned King Shark to the ground and strangled the neck with a guillotine target.

This trick is very effective when used on humans.

Recently, some ancestors on the holy mountain are very interested in this.

It was the mighty Kurtul, and Cassius was the object of practice.

These two love all things wrestling and fighting.

"How many kinds of demons are there?"

Deadshot finally got his focus back, looking like Luke was more of a comedian than a fighter.

Anyway, he has no plans to fight Luke for the time being, at least until he finds a weapon that can penetrate the skin of the Shark King, he will not target Luke.

Luke looks tougher than King Shark.

"Anyway, according to race, there must be dozens of them.

If you count the ranks of demons based on attributes and the like, then I don’t know how many kinds. To be honest, I am not very good at mathematics. "

Luke said casually.

But now he seems a little excited.

Shark King was in a daze. It seemed interesting to be a playmate?

And this guy wants to eat people, so he doesn't feel guilty at all when he plays hard.

"What grade are these demons?"

Death Archer pointed to the picture of the Fallen Demon on the monitor and asked.

"This? It's garbage in the Burning Hell.

Of course, it would be different if there was a fallen magician.

When the Fallen Demon Sorcerer is not dead, these garbage can be resurrected infinitely.

At this time, the role of you gunmen is reflected.

Although this is for ordinary people. "

When Luke said this, his expression became a little depressed.

This team of fallen demons is only a part of the demons that appeared.

It can be said to be lucky or unlucky to meet a demon of this level.

To see a devil is misfortune!

"So who is the ultimate enemy?"

Bloodsport said very seriously.

These gunmen don't like to fight and kill whoever they fight, they like more important enemies.

It's their habit to deal with the biggest threats.

"The ultimate enemy?"

Luke himself hesitated when he heard this question.

Said to be the seven demon kings of hell?

Now the seven demon kings have become eight, and there are only two that can be found.

The others either disappeared temporarily or were taken care of by Bulkeso.

The remaining two are still fighting each other in the Burning Hell.

Said Marsaille?

This is more difficult to explain.

"Where there are demons, there are angels, do you know that?

The ultimate enemy could be an archangel. "

Luke gave such an answer after organizing the language for a long time.

It was always true that Malthael was an archangel.

"So the devil is really a monster raised by angels?

Let the devil destroy human beings, and then come out as the savior to promote the faith? "

Death Archer said very unhappily, with a murderous look on his body.

If Gabriel is still there, maybe he and Deathshooter have a common language...

"Although I really want to nod, it's a pity that these demons and angels were born long before humans."

Luke was speechless.

"You mean they ruled the world when humans were still monkeys?"

Bloodsport couldn't help but speak.

"Fuck! I don't read much, but I also know that humans are not evolved from monkeys.

That's called an ancient ape!

besides! Nephalem are not a product of evolution! "

Luke is kind of fucked up...

I'm still dizzy today, I feel like I ate some Yunnan fungus...

Fortunately, I can barely code while lying in front of the table...

Looking at this rhythm, it should be fine tomorrow...

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