Director, please respect yourself

“Hello, all netizens, I am your old friend [Dian Shi].

The location I am in right now is in a small north-south alley near Beitaipingzhuang. This is a noodle shop, and the young man captured on our camera is the latest Internet hotspot ~ Yang Hao.

Yang Hao, 23 years old, is a 2006 drama student in the Literature Department of Nortel. He is a senior this year and is currently in the internship stage.

The reason why Yang Hao suddenly became popular on the Internet is different from the Xidan girl's singing last year, but because he suffers from a very strange disease, schizophrenia, a dual personality schizophrenia.

Netizens who don't know the inside story may ask, what's so strange about schizophrenia? Patients with this kind of symptoms can be found in mental hospitals in any city.

But Yang Hao is different, because his illness is very regular, starting at 8 o'clock every night and ending at 8:15 p.m., and the start and end times can be accurate to milliseconds.

And we have to start talking about this matter a week ago. Last Sunday afternoon, the yellow dog of Huang Lei, a famous star teacher from Nortel, died and died of exhaustion on the school playground..."

Even though there was no mirror, Ni Ni, who was standing in the noodle shop at the moment, could tell that her mouth was absolutely open.

Damn it, this is caused by schizophrenia, isn’t it amazing?

Not only could he get sick on time and return to normal on time, but he could also race with dogs on the playground, and even killed one of Teacher Huang's dogs so hard that even the classmates at school couldn't hold him back.

This is because I have been busy with auditions recently and have no time to surf the Internet. If I were not busy, my sisters would definitely have fun on the Internet with the sisters in the dormitory because of this.

The photographer named [Dian Shi] knew it very well. As soon as he finished introducing the situation while standing next to the camera, the time came to 19:59:47.

13, 12, 11, 10…

Like most people in the noodle shop, Ni Ni was counting down the time while looking at the electronic clock that could be accurate to milliseconds, while always paying attention to the condition of the young man with shackles on his feet.

The young man in a suit was already sitting at a dining table near the kitchen door.

"Bang..."

The young man slapped his hand on the dining table.

Hearing the sound, Ni Ni immediately went to look at the electronic clock. At this time, the time displayed on the electronic clock was exactly 20 o'clock, not a second more, not a second less.

As for milliseconds...

Ni Ni thought that her reaction was really not that accurate.

And just when Ni Ni was self-examining, suddenly, a deep and majestic voice sounded in the noodle shop.

"Shopkeeper, please come up quickly with the yokan, cano hog, and hotpot teeth. Well, let's have Xingping mash..."

Following the sound, Ni Ni blinked her eyes and couldn't believe that these words came from the mouth of a young man.

Could this be the God of War Bai Qi those people were talking about just now?

Just as I was thinking about it, someone spoke in the noodle shop.

"But in front of Mr. Wu An?"

The speaker was an old man in a white coat, who looked like a doctor. He was sitting not far from the young man, smiling and looking kind.

Ni Ni was secretly glad that she was in a good position and could observe carefully from both sides.

"It's Yu, who are you?"

"What year was it now?" The old man in a white coat did not answer him, but continued to ask.

"Jiachen!"

"How many years has King Zhou been in power?"

"58 years."

"Where do you want to go?" the old man in a white coat asked again.

"The Grand Palace?"

"Why?"

"The King of Qin wanted to recruit Yu to go to Zhao, but Yu wanted to refuse."

At this time, the young man's expression was serious and angry, as if he was complaining about the injustice of his fate.

Seeing this, Ni Ni, who was quite brave, suddenly felt a little excited.

So this is schizophrenia!

Why do I look like a ghost in a literary work?

Just when Ni Ni thought of this, the style of painting in the noodle shop suddenly changed. The "young man" who had a calm temperament just now suddenly started laughing with his orchid fingers raised.

"Hehe... Rentu, you old man, about 2 million people died due to wars throughout the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, and you killed 1 million alone.

Why, are you thinking of hiding now? If it were me, these people in front of me would all die, let alone asking questions, hehe..."

The young man's voice became shrill and thin. Even without listening to the content of what he said, the sound alone made Ni Ni feel creepy.

If it weren't for the shackles, Ni Ni can guarantee that she would definitely stretch her long legs and be the first to rush out of this Yangchun Noodle House.

How to describe it?

Eunuch, at this moment, this young man suddenly reminded himself of a profession in ancient times, eunuch!

"Who are you?"

A middle-aged man in a white coat, who was taking notes on his laptop, raised his head and asked.

"You don't have to, we can understand what you say. Our original name is Zhang Xiangzhai, with the courtesy name Yunting. In the palace, we named Zhang Lande, and we are known as "Xiao De Zhang"..."

The sharp and thin voice suddenly changed the topic after saying this.

"Staff, serve us a bowl of noodles. After the noodles are cooked, take them out, put green coriander on top, and then add a few drops of sesame oil.

As for the old man Tu Baiqi, just give him a bowl of rice with broth. A dead ghost from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period has seen something. A bowl of rice with broth is enough to make him overjoyed. .

Haha...what else can we eat? "

The sudden change shocked the people in the noodle shop.

Everyone originally thought that this was a kind of schizophrenia with a characteristic dual personality, but they did not expect that with the emergence of "Xiao De Zhang", it would become multiple personalities.

The noodles are served very quickly. After all, this is Yangchun Noodle House, and what they sell is noodles. Besides, the requirements for "Xiao De Zhang" are not complicated.

The rice also came out very quickly. There was rice in the boss's rice cooker, and a thick broth was being cooked on the stove next to it. It smelled like a handful of meat from Jinan Prefecture.

A bowl of noodles, a bowl of rice with broth

At this moment, the shop owner, who was trembling and crying, was placed in front of the young man. The young man turned his head and glanced at him, then picked up the chopsticks with his left hand and the chopsticks with his right hand at the same time.

The chopsticks on his left hand picked up a piece of noodles, and the chopsticks on his right hand picked up a piece of greasy pork belly. The movements of both hands were almost at the same time.

"Shopkeeper, is this pig meat?"

"Bai Qi Rentu, you're an old man. It's good to have meat to eat. Why are you still calling?"

"Xiao Dezhang, do you think you are too stupid to kill you?"

"Come on, come on, Bai Qi, you old man, come here and kill me if you have the guts?"

Although Ni Ni is young, just in her early 20s, she thinks she has a lot of knowledge due to the emergence of the Internet. She has basically seen all kinds of weird news.

For example, in a certain place in Polar Bear, a man became so animalistic after drinking that he forced himself to have sex with his family's pig. As a result, a monster with the face of a human and the body of a pig was born.

For example, a man in a certain place accidentally knocked another tractor down a hill while driving a tractor after dark. He quickly took out his phone and contacted his brother-in-law to discuss how to deal with it. After we got on the phone and exchanged a few words, my brother-in-law said, I was the one you fucking hit.

Another example is a certain outrageous Ah San who actually became interested in the crocodiles he raised...

But no matter how extraordinary Nini is, she never thought that there is such a magical thing in the world. Three souls can actually live in a person's body at the same time?

However, just as Ni Ni shook her head and sighed, the time on the electronic clock came to 8:15 exactly.

The young man who was fighting with his left and right hands just now has returned to normal, with clear eyes and a slight smile on his face.

"Experts, I'm sorry to trouble you, but can you see anything?"