Director, please respect yourself

nine o'clock in the evening

After eating the barbecue, Yang Hao sent Ni Ni back to the hotel where her father and daughter lived.

Although this tall beauty has not yet paid the final payment for the short film "Special Deal", she is still his first customer. Yang Hao feels that he should provide considerate service!

Of course, thoughtful service does not mean that we can meet any customer requirements without limit.

For example, [Teacher Yang, will you be my boyfriend? Yang Hao didn't agree to this request. He didn't have a regular girlfriend in his last life, and he doesn't plan to have one in this life...

Well, at least not at this stage!

Downstairs in the hotel, Yang Hao smiled and hugged Ni Ni, then waved goodbye.

Teacher Yang, can you drive us to the train station in a van tomorrow?

When parting, Yang Hao still didn't agree to Ni Ni's request.

However, this time it is not pretentious, but the fear of offending Ni Ni and his daughter, because since yesterday morning, the famous film and television actress Liu Yifei lamented on her personal Weibo [Near Beijing Film Studio, Yang Chun in the nameless alley Pig's trotters are really delicious! ] After that, Yang Chun Zhuo’s Yangchun Pork Trotters sold out.

So early this morning, Yang Chun changed the dilapidated van into a special transport vehicle for pig's trotters. Under such circumstances, the smell in the special transport vehicle for pig's trotters was naturally not good.

After being rejected twice in a row, the beauty Ni Ni was in a bad mood. When she walked into the hotel, she turned around and clenched her fists to demonstrate to Yang Hao.

Teacher Yang, do you believe it or not?

When I come to the capital next time, I will definitely catch up with you!

Believe it, how could you not believe it? !

You must know that in your previous life, you were rated by some netizens as the most seductive actress in the Chinese entertainment industry in the 21st century!

Well..., at least one of them.

Thinking of this, Yang Hao shook his head and walked back casually.

…

When I got home, it was already ten o'clock in the evening!

After taking a shower, Yang Hao sat quietly in front of the computer. Before going back to the bedroom to sleep, he still had two tasks to do.

The first is to go to 58.com to see if there is any next customer, because if you increase the price of each song to one million yuan, it will definitely create a certain sensation.

The second is to go to the Youku video website and take a look at the short film "Special Deal" after it was launched. How is it now?

But while Yang Hao was waiting for the old computer to turn on, the phone on the computer table rang.

【Ni Ni】

Yang Hao frowned when he saw her name. They had only been separated for half an hour. Why did this beauty call her again?

"Teacher Yang…"

As soon as the call was connected, Ni Ni's voice came from the receiver of the phone. Just listening to the voice, you can feel that this beauty is very excited.

"Um?"

Yang Hao was logging into the Youku video website while chatting with Ni Ni.

"Teacher Yang, are you home yet?"

"arrive!"

"Are you online?"

"Getting ready!"

"Teacher Yang, please log in to the Youku video website quickly. Let me tell you, our "Special Deal" is popular.

In just four hours since the video went online, the video has been viewed more than 250,000 times and received 1,700 comments.

Among the comments, about 40% of the comments praised me for being beautiful; 57% of the comments said that the short film was very touching; 15% of the comments mentioned that the person who shot the short film was very professional, at least in terms of photography. The teacher is definitely a great person;

95%, Teacher Yang, 95% of the comments are scolding you, saying that the content of this short video does not match the title you posted, haha...

These people..., these people said that they were basically deceived by the title you posted, thinking that this was a short film that was really about how your schizophrenia was cured, but in the end, haha..., they were all fooled. Cheated. "

At the beginning, Yang Hao was still questioning how this beauty learned mathematics. 40% plus 57%, plus 15%, plus 95%, this is more than 200%, okay? !

However, when Yang Hao entered the comment area of ​​the video "Special Deal" and saw the first message in the comment area, he understood.

"Publisher of the Dog Day video, I curse you for giving birth to a son who looks like Pixiu. How is Yang Hao's schizophrenia cured?

This is obviously a very touching video clip, okay? This short film is very exciting. It makes people feel funny and sad at the same time.

However, the heroine of this short film is really beautiful, especially when her back is turned to the camera, her graceful figure immediately hit my heart.

I thought, it's over!

I was completely captured by her! "

“The person who posted the video is not a human being and used such a bad title to trick us into coming in.

But, seeing as the short film is so touching and the heroine is so beautiful, I won’t greet the 18 generations of your family in the comment section.

However, although this short film is so good, it is still a little regretful. I think it would be absolutely perfect if the heroine was wearing a cheongsam in the shot of walking to the bathroom. "

"The poster of the video, you have the guts to reveal your real name and see if I don't drag a 40-meter-long machete to settle the score with you?

It's obviously a very touching video, but you labeled it as a treatment process for a mentally ill patient. What's wrong?

Wouldn't your conscience hurt if you lied to us? "

…

After browsing the first message in the comment area below the video, Yang Hao read a few more messages before closing the Youku Video webpage.

It’s only a ten-minute short film. Even if it is successful, there is nothing to show off. There is no need to be as complacent as Ni Ni because of the praise from netizens.

Speaking of Nini, she has been on the phone for a long time. Look, Yang Hao, 27 minutes have passed and she is still making noises.

"Teacher Yang, have you read it?

In the 17th message in the comment area, this netizen actually said that I am naturally charming, my God, am I so beautiful..."

Ever since, Yang Hao didn't care what the beautiful woman was chatting on the phone, and directly pressed the power button to turn off the phone.

Okay, now it's clean.

After he was clean, Yang Hao could log in to the 58 city website quietly. He wanted to see the reaction of netizens here.

But Yang Hao was disappointed. He had changed the price for two days, but there was only one message in the comment area.

[Fox]: Everyone, please listen to my advice, and don’t pay any attention to this lunatic “I want to drink cold water because I’m afraid my teeth will get clogged”!

Damn it... is it so direct?

Is it so straightforward to disrupt other people's business?

So Yang Hao replied without thinking.

[If you want to drink cold water, you are afraid of stuffing your teeth]: If you have money, please come here and I will give you good works. Even if you spend millions, I will still make you feel that it is worth your money; but if you have no money...

Please don't beep blindly in my comment area!

After scolding the netizen named Fox, Yang Hao immediately felt relaxed. Even when he saw the abusive private messages that [Audrey Hepburn is not as beautiful as me] left for him, he didn't feel very angry. .

Doing business!

What's the point of being scolded by a customer?

This is equivalent to writing a novel on the Qidian website. Book friends spend money to read the book. If they feel that the author is not satisfied with some aspects of the writing, they are naturally qualified to scold her.

With this thought, his mood became much calmer. Yang Hao closed the computer, walked into the bedroom, lay down on the bed and fell asleep.