Director, please respect yourself

[I guarantee with my life that what I say below is all true!

My name is Wang Shuai, also known as Dashuai. I am 1.65 meters tall and weigh 180 pounds. Currently, I work as a security guard at Qishue Creative Park and am responsible for the security of the entire creative park.

At nine o'clock this morning, Yang Hao, the famous mainland film director, drove his black Grand Cherokee to Seven Trees Creative Park.

He is here to give out red envelopes.

Because today is the day that Dabang Pictures and You Shao Film Studio will resume work after the Chinese New Year, as the boss of these two companies, Yang Hao prepared nearly 800 red envelopes and distributed them to company employees and crew members who came to work early.

As a security guard in the creative park, I also received a red envelope. The money in the red envelope was the same as the employees of their company, which was 2,000. I was very happy. At that time, I wanted to buy two bottles of Erguotou and treat Director Yang Hao to a drink.

Director, you are my idol. Tonight, I will take my girlfriend to the cinema to watch "囧" to make your movie even more popular.

It is said that the box office of this movie has now exceeded 450 million.

After seeing this..., some people may say that I am wordy and lack the focus of my speech, but my explanation is that the above are all foreshadowing, and the following is the main topic:

Because I received the red envelope unexpectedly, I am very grateful to Director Yang Hao, so I worked very hard today. While patrolling the creative park, I also reached out to help the staff of Yang Hao's crew pack the filming equipment into the container.

Of course, director Yang Hao also reached out.

But what makes me strange is that as the boss, Director Yang Hao has stretched out his hands to work, but there is a young boy standing behind him. While we are working, the boy stands behind with his hands in his pockets and shakes his legs, watching.

At that time, I was a little confused, who is this person? So awesome!

I helped Yang Hao's crew work until 10:45 in the morning. When I saw that I was almost busy, I went to the guard room to drink water.

People who have never been to Qishue Creative Park may not know that Dabang Pictures covers a large area. Currently, it exceeds 4,500 square meters.

The area of ​​the Not You Can film studio is very small, well... it can even be said to be a bit shabby, because the studio is right next to the guard room. It was originally used as a water room, but was later transformed by director Yang Hao, and became his movie studio.

I arrived at the door of the guard room and was about to shout, "Old Niu, do you want to boil the water?"

But before the words came out, my jaw dropped.

Because I suddenly saw that the lazy boy just now reached out and grabbed Director Yang Hao's clothes, and he was yelling while pulling.

Brother Hao, I really fall in love with you!

Really, I have been deeply fascinated by you since you sang at the Midi Music Festival last year. Your masculinity, your dominance, and your majestic aura with your chest hair exposed all fascinated me. Deeply fascinated.

Brother Hao, I have decided.

I will divorce that woman right away, and then come to you to lead your horse and kick the pedals for you. If you ask me to beat the dog, I will never chase the chicken. If you ask me to go east, I will never go west. I am willing to become a beast on the grassland. Little sheep, let your whip hit me gently.

Guys, I puked!

I admit that I shouldn't have vomited at that time, because men have to be able to withstand the wind and rain.

But I endured it again and again, but I really couldn't bear it anymore. How could there be such a mean man in this world?

Speaking of which, I really admire director Yang Hao. He is really a humble gentleman. Even when he was harassed like that by a man, he still didn't say anything bad.

Xiaowen, you probably just discovered what you like now?

But for me, since I was 15 years old, I have known that my girlfriend must be the most beautiful woman in the world.

Well, it can be said that I have always liked women in my life. As for men, we can only be friends, not partners.

I don't..., Brother Hao, you have to love me, I can't live without you.

After being rejected by Yang Hao, the young boy went crazy and said he would sit in front of director Yang Hao's studio and not leave.

And he also said, Brother Hao, do you know what it means to hate out of love?

Let me tell you now, as long as you don’t agree to my promise, I will ruin your reputation and affect the box office of your movie "Thailand"...]

A 2,500-word essay titled "Hate Out of Love" was uploaded to the Tianya Forum in less than an hour and was reposted by the entertainment pages of major domestic portals.

Netizens’ comments reached as many as 270,000.

Regarding this short essay, Huo Wenxi, who was in the capital, read it seven times in a row. Every time she read it, she understood Yang Hao's methods better.

Yang Hao cannot be blackmailed!

Because he knows how to draw fire from under the cauldron.

You said that you were prepared to fight to the death to protest that I stole your role and let people all over the country come and see my ugly face. I said that you took a fancy to my beauty and wanted to pursue me, but I didn’t do that at the time. Beating you up is the greatest favor to you.

Some people may ask, is the situation described in this essay true?

It doesn’t matter, Qishue Creative Park directly released the surveillance video from this morning.

In the surveillance video, the actions of Yang Haowen and Zhang were all consistent with the revelations made by the security guard named Wang Shuai.

Yang Hao was busy, and Wen Zhang stood by and watched, with his hands in his pockets. Yang Hao went to the bathroom, and Wen Zhang followed him. When Yang Hao came out of the door of the film studio, Wen Zhang reached out and grabbed his down jacket. The intense tone expresses something...

Unfortunately, due to the low pixels of the surveillance video, the mouth shapes of the two people could not be captured for lip reading experts to interpret.

However, because the movements were completely consistent, more than 90% of netizens across the country believed the security guard's revelations. Otherwise, he would not have dared to tell his real name and workplace directly on the Tianya Forum.

As a result, the reports that had already set the tone for Yang Hao and that he was bullying others were immediately dropped.

All of them were replaced by news related to "A young boy from Mainland China bravely came out as gay and pursued a famous Mainland director without being able to do so but felt resentful."

"Um…"

Sitting in front of the computer and browsing the comments of most netizens across the country on this matter, Huo Wenxi thought for a long time and finally dialed Lao Yang's number.

"Mr. Yang, are you still in the capital now?"

"Oh, you have returned to Hong Kong Island this afternoon!"

"It's nothing, I just want you to pay attention to one thing on the Internet in the Mainland, which is the dispute between Yang Hao and Wen Zhang, a young boy from the Mainland, over his role in the Star Master movie.

Although Yang Hao did not succumb to the threat, he instead used his strength to turn bad things into good things, directly pushing Wen Zhang into the abyss.

Then by the way, "囧囧" became popular. "

"So, Mr. Yang, what I mean is that since you are hesitant between having sex and suing Du Niang, why not just give up, and then let's find an opportunity to settle the feud with Yang Hao and make money together.

Well, this is my personal opinion, think about it! "