Director, please respect yourself

Although it is annoying, Wen Zhang's crime will not lead to death, and Yang Hao has no intention of doing anything without leaving any room.

Of course, if he really posted on his personal Weibo that I had been wronged and wanted to risk my life, that would be a different matter.

When he got home, he took out his keys and was about to open the door, but at this moment, Yang Hao found a note in his pocket.

[Director, when I auditioned for Qian Songyi last time, I felt insulted. I danced naked in front of you, and you didn’t even have the slightest interest in me.

During this period of time, I learned a lot from my experience, watched many movies from my childhood and even from Europe and the United States, and learned many difficult gymnastics moves.

How about tonight, before you leave for the United States, let me show you my skills? 】

The note was very short, with no name or surname on it, only a red lip print.

There was no need to check at all. Yang Hao took a look and knew who secretly put this note into his pocket. It was very simple. Fan Jiuyi...

The content is so obvious!

However, it was precisely because he knew who the other party was that Yang Hao was not interested at all. Mr. Fan, who was well-known in the circle, was not an easy person to get along with. Since you dared to get into her way, you had to help her.

Obviously, Yang Hao doesn't plan to have too much involvement with her in the future. If he has time, why not chat more with Yang Mi on the 58.com website? !

Some things are just so evil!

Just thinking about Yang Mi, Yang Hao returned home, turned on his computer, and was about to start coding the science fiction novel "The Obelisk Gate" when he found Yang Mi's message to him on the 58.com website.

[Fox]: I want to drink cold water but I'm afraid it will clog my teeth. I received the song "The Thief Will Go" and also recorded it.

My manager Zeng Jia said that the song is good, with a playful and ancient feel, but the lyrics are a bit inexplicable, as if it was pieced together by force.

[Fox]: After the song was recorded, I gave the song to Zhao Yingjun.

Zhao Yingjun, maybe you don’t know who he is yet, right? He is Yang Hao's royal soundtrack, his royal radio engineer and his royal supporting actor.

According to Zhao Yingjun's guess, after the song "The Thief Will Go" is released, it will definitely arouse ridicule on the Internet. The lyrics are written with no culture at all.

[If you want to drink cold water, you are afraid of stuffing your teeth]: Hmm... In fact, black and red are also a kind of red. Maybe if the song is ridiculed by the crowd, it will attract more fans to download it.

[Fox]: Yeah!

[Fox]: Ah, so you are here? !

[I want to drink cold water and worry about stuffing my teeth]: I am going to the United States tomorrow. I just packed my luggage and happened to be a little free, so I went to the 58.com website to see if any new customers have contacted me recently?

[Fox]: So..., do you have any new customers?

[Want to drink cold water, afraid of stuffing his teeth]: To be honest, no, that’s why I have time to chat with you.

[Fox]: Chat with me? Look at what you said, I'm a little shy? !

[Fox]: Ah..., you said you are going to the United States tomorrow?

[I want to drink cold water and fear that my teeth will get clogged]: That’s right. Is something wrong? Do you need me to send you the most authentic KFC from the United States?

[Fox]: That’s not necessary. Mainly because I’m a little surprised, because Yang Hao is also flying to the United States tomorrow, and you will most likely be on the same flight.

[Want to drink cold water for fear of choking]: Impossible!

[Fox]: Why?

[I want to drink cold water but I’m afraid of stuffing my teeth]: I am currently in Tokyo, wandering around the Yasukuni Divine Toilet.

[Fox]: Ah..., what are you doing there?

[I want to drink cold water and worry about stuffing my teeth]: When I was young, this place was made of wood. I came here to look around and see if I could burn it down?

[Fox]: Haha, you really know how to joke.

[Fox]: No more joking, let me talk to you about something else. The movie "Far Cry" starring me will be released in major theaters across the country soon.

However, the domestic film market has been disrupted by Yang Hao. Until now, film distributors have not figured out how to promote this film?

[I want to drink cold water and fear that my teeth will get clogged]: So what?

[Fox]: Therefore, the Hong Kong Meiya Film and Television Group, the production company of this film, decided to spend 3 million yuan to solicit publicity plans from the whole society.

[I want to drink cold water and fear that my teeth will get clogged]: Well, let’s do that.

You give me 2 million and I will help you with an idea.

[Fox]: Ah!

[Fox]: Okay, I promise you, as long as your promotion plan is passed, the movie "Far Cry" can occupy the front page of the entertainment section of major domestic portals without spending a penny.

Then, I will give you 2 million. Even if the film's producer, Hong Kong Meiya Film and Television Group, does not plan to provide the 2 million, I will make up for it out of my own pocket.

[Want to drink cold water, afraid of stuffing his teeth]: Okay, I believe you.

Let me state in advance that I only came up with this trick when I saw Yang Hao promoting "Thailand" and was deeply inspired.

[Fox]: Okay, you say it!

[If you want to drink cold water, you are afraid of stuffing your teeth]: I have been in Tokyo for the past two days and saw a piece of domestic entertainment news. It said that on March 22, Da H, a film and television star from Baodao, and Wang Xiaofei, one of the four young people in Beijing, were going to A wedding was held in Sanya, Qiong Province.

Mr. Fox, when the time comes, at the wedding scene, more than twenty young people suddenly appear holding promotional posters for "Far Cry"...

Do you think this matter can make the front page of the world’s entertainment media?

[Fox]: Hiss...

[I want to drink cold water but I’m afraid of stuffing my teeth]: Mr. Fox, I’m going to be busy and won’t chat with you anymore. However, one last thing to remind you, you must remember to give the money to my lawyer Zhang Qihuai.

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[Entertainment Weekly:

Yesterday afternoon, the much-anticipated idol TV series "My Love from the Star" was officially launched in a community in Beijing.

According to residents of the community, the famous domestic film director Yang Hao and the famous mainland film actor Li Bingbing attended the opening ceremony.

...]

[Entertainment Weekly:

Along with the horror-thriller film "Megan", which has grossed US$150 million at the North American box office, the domestic low-budget horror-thriller film "Far Cry", which was a hit at this year's Saint-Denis Film Festival, has once again postponed its release date. .

From the original February 28th, it has been postponed to March 23rd.

According to insiders, it was mainly because the film's production company, Hong Kong Meiya Film and Television, was very wary of the film "囧"'s strength, so it changed the release date.

...]

February 12, 2011, the eleventh day of the first lunar month

At nine o'clock in the morning, Yang Hao got on the flight from Beijing to Los Angeles, USA. Since the long-distance flight took 13 hours, he prepared many newspapers for his long trip.

With the popularity of "囧囧", producer Ni Ni's name began to appear in the newspapers. Yang Hao knew that this was China Film Group Wanda Pictures Bona Pictures' warm-up for the upcoming celebration banquet;

The release date of the horror thriller film "Far Cry" has been postponed. Well... Yang Mi is still very trustworthy.

Before the release date was postponed, lawyer Zhang Qihuai received a transfer of 2 million yuan.

It seems that the producer of "Far Cry", Hong Kong Island Meiya Film and Television Company, is determined to get a big H vote.

Just as he was sighing, suddenly, there was a fat woman beside him who stretched out her hand towards Yang Hao.

"Hello director, my name is Yang Tianzhen, I am Fan Jiuyi's agent and am in charge of publicity.

When she learned that you still had no assistant, she sent me over to help you complete your work in the United States.

Well, director, don't worry.

While I am working in the United States, I will not ask for a penny of salary from you. "