Director, please respect yourself

["Brother Hao, why can't you promise me?"

"Haha, Brother Wen, you are joking."

"Brother Hao, I'm not joking. You are the person I love most in my life. I feel very safe standing in front of you. Even if I face strong winds and waves, I am not afraid!"

"Well... Brother Wen, how about this? Stop pestering me here. I'll give you a role. Oh no, I'll give you two roles. I'll make sure you become popular in China..."

“What do I want the character to do?

Brother Hao, if I can’t get your person, what do I need your character for? "

…

My name is Huang Zhaoguo, an assistant sound engineer on the crew of director Yang Hao, and my master is Zhao Yingjun.

The above 2 minutes and 54 seconds of recording was uploaded to the Internet by me. It has neither been edited nor forged with special techniques. It is completely real.

I am willing to take legal responsibility for my above statements!

As for the original recording, I still have it. If anyone doubts the authenticity of this recording, they can apply for police testing and sound spectrum comparison.

The origin of this recording was that I accidentally recorded it. I believe anyone who has been on the crew knows that before the cameras, lights, radio and other equipment are packed and transported, the relevant staff will check the integrity of these equipment to see if they are working properly. When shooting, can the sound be received normally?

On February 5th, while testing the integrity of the radio equipment, I accidentally recorded a conversation between our director and a certain TV drama star.

In fact, our director has known about the existence of this recording for a long time, but he has been suppressing it from being published, saying that even if we are not friends, we must protect each other's privacy!

But why would I release the recording today?

It’s because some radical netizens have been misunderstanding Director Yang Hao, and even smashed the door of the director’s house and poured blood on it...]

"ah…"

Liu Xiaoli, who was at home in Los Angeles, USA, was shocked when she saw the latest news on the Internet.

What do you mean by twists and turns?

This is called twists and turns!

You thought that what you saw before was the truth, but the result immediately gave you a reversal; but just when you thought that after the reversal, it should be the truth, but you were immediately given another reversal.

Ha ha…

Yang Hao is indeed what most netizens say. He is the director who knows best about marketing in the domestic film and television industry. Look at this small job. Over time, the movie "囧" has a high box office, and the movie "Journey to the West: Conquer the Demons" has not yet started filming. The popularity of "Part" has also increased...

Well, the boy named Wen is probably unlucky, because after this post and the recording were released, he could be declared dead directly.

Don’t you want to die to make your ambition clear?

please!

If you die now, the truth will be exposed, and you will no longer be able to live in the world. But if you don't die, it will be more uncomfortable than death, because you are a social death?

His grandma's

It turns out that zero is zero and can never become one!

No, where is Yang Hao?

I have to ask Yang Hao, is that boy named Wen gay?

If not, then how did you make this recording that appears online? Even if you find someone to imitate the voice of Wen, it is impossible for the voice to escape the detection of the sound spectrum.

Thinking of this, Liu Xiaoli pulled her ex-husband Lin Jiu out of the study and walked quickly upstairs. At this moment, it seemed that Yang Hao and the others went to the bedroom on the third floor.

…………

This mansion in Beverly Hills, Los Angeles has three floors.

The overall design is square and formal, like a giant beehive. When you get to the mansion, there is a green belt that leads directly to the garage, which occupies an entire underground floor.

When you come to the front terrace of the mansion, you will first see a huge swimming pool in the center of the front terrace, where you can take a surf in your free time. Next to the swimming pool is a semi-open-air living room. Half of the living room faces the swimming pool, and the other half can lead to the indoors.

What’s more interesting is that the table in this living room is placed directly under the semi-open roof.

I just don’t know how to hide if it’s windy or rainy.

Going up from the living room, you reach the second floor of the mansion. There is a ground here that is connected to the mountain behind, and the rest of the place is basically a sofa for sunbathing. In your free time, you can lie on these sofas and enjoy the scenery of Los Angeles while savoring the impermanence of life.

There is also a swing on the front terrace of the second floor, which also faces the view of Los Angeles.

In this way, Liu Yifei, who likes to swing, can overlook the entire Los Angeles when she reaches the highest point.

Behind the swing is a huge bedroom, roughly estimated to be about 50 square meters, which is equivalent to the area of ​​half a suite in an ordinary home...

After spending a total of 7.5 million US dollars to buy the house, Yang Hao, led by Liu Yifei and Yao Beina, looked at it very carefully, from the gate, to the yard, to the swimming pool, and to every room.

As long as he could get in, Yang Hao would go in and take a look.

There is no other reason. Is this all my buddy’s money? ! Until now, this house still owes the bank US$4 million.

"Yang Hao..."

"Um?"

"The day after tomorrow, Valentine's Day, will you perform on stage at the Grammy Awards?" Yao Beina was relaxed and leisurely, leading Yang Hao around the house while chatting with him with a smile.

"meeting!

However, I only sing one song.

This can be regarded as a perfect end to my extremely short music career. "

"What, you don't plan to sing in the future?" Liu Yifei, who was holding hands with Yang Hao, kept smiling sweetly, but when she heard the meaning of Yang Hao's words, she immediately became surprised.

Recently, I have been staying in Los Angeles and met many friends in the Hollywood industry. When they talk about Yang Hao, the first thing they talk about is not Yang Hao’s directing and screenwriting abilities, but his "Gangnam Style" ” and the stunning song “Natural.”

For example, Scarlett Johansson's eyes lit up when she talked about Yang Hao, saying that the songs Yang Hao sang had a metallic quality.

But with such good singing skills, why did Yang Hao announce his retirement from the music scene?

"I don't plan to sing anymore these days."

"Why?" Liu Yifei and Yao Beina asked at the same time.

"Because I have to leave some way for other professional singers in the world to survive..."

"Ah, bah!"

Before Yang Hao finished speaking, Liu Yifei spat lightly, then hugged his arm and laughed wildly.

"Haha... Yang Hao, don't mention it. With your shameless energy, you can kill most of the professional singers in the world instantly."

Just talking and laughing like this, the three of them wandered around the villa. They were a little tired, so Yang Hao was going to find a room to rest.

A 13-hour long-distance flight is unbearable even for a hard-core person. But before Yang Hao could ask Liu Yifei which room my room was, the phone in his pocket vibrated.

[Director Yang, my name is Ma Yili.

I bought a plane ticket in Shanghai and am planning to fly to Los Angeles tomorrow morning. There are some things I want to apologize to you in person. 】