Director, please respect yourself

Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here!

Before Liu Yifei could finish her words, a small blonde beauty walked in from outside the courtyard.

"Yang?"

"Are you Yang?"

"Are you the Yang who made my blood boil with "Natural"?"

"Well, I guess so!"

Yang Hao, who was grilling skewers, raised his hand and said hello to this beauty.

Scarlett Johansson, known as the widowed sister in the world!

Since she has not yet starred in the Avengers, her reputation in China is not too high. Of course, there are many basketball fans in China who have known her since last month.

Because last month, when Scarlett Johansson was walking on the red carpet at the Golden Globe Awards, the famous basketball star Durant couldn't help but tweet:

[Scarlett, I want to drink your bath water. 】

Subsequently, Scarlett Johansson, the heroine of the incident, responded to Durant on Twitter.

[If you can win the championship in the 2011-12 season, then I don’t mind letting you Durant take a taste of my bath water! 】

And during this back and forth, Scarlett Johansson began to become popular.

"Hey, hey, what are you thinking about?"

Seeing that Yang Hao didn't speak, Scarlett Johansson, who was a little naughty, stretched out her hand and waved it in front of his eyes.

"Oh, I was wondering if the meat skewers I grilled today would suit your taste?" Yang Hao smiled and handed her one of the freshly grilled meat skewers.

"Well, it should smell good." Scarlett Johansson took the meat skewer, put it under her nose and smelled it, and then carefully took a bite.

As soon as the roast meat entered her mouth, she gave Yang Hao a thumbs up.

“Mmm, delicious!

This is much more delicious than the burgers at the burger restaurant where Sissi and I often ate. "

When she heard Scarlett Johansson talking about the burger restaurant, Liu Yifei, who was smiling just now, immediately wanted to gag her with her hands.

Sister, your mouth is too fast.

This morning, when Yang Hao and I hugged each other, he also said that I had gained weight and that I had to lose weight. But I told him that I had not even eaten meat recently, and the reason why I felt a little fleshy was that It’s because I have a body type that is prone to obesity.

And when you said this, you exposed all my background.

Fortunately, just when Liu Yifei was thinking about how to explain to Yang Hao that Scarlett Johansson was just joking with you, someone else came in from outside the yard.

"Director Yang, I love you so much.

I actually started making barbecue here!

Well, delicious.

With your skills, if you don't become a movie director, you can make a fortune directly by running a barbecue restaurant.

Well, no, I have to eat forty or fifty skewers tonight. "

The person who spoke was Wang Eicong, who is currently the executive director of Wanda Group. He came here today to represent Wanda and meet with several leading actors from the "Gone Girl" crew.

It’s just that the girlfriend around him has changed again.

His girlfriend today was obviously much bolder than the one Yang Hao had met before. When Yang Hao looked over, he immediately extended his hand.

"Director, let me meet you. My name is Wang Ying. I am a model by profession. I had a wonderful cameo in the hit movie "If You Are the One 2" that was released some time ago."

"Oh, really?" Yang Hao smiled.

But he didn't shake hands with the model in front of him because he was busy and his hands were full of skewers.

Wang Econg was very rude.

Yang Hao's grilled meat skewers were originally placed on a plate next to him, but as soon as the man arrived, he immediately walked to the living room with the plate in hand. Walking side by side with him were Liu Yifei and Scarlett Johansson.

"Mr. Wang, this one is more beautiful than the previous one."

"Yeah?

I'm someone who never cares about face when looking for a girlfriend. "

"Then what are you looking at?"

"Same as your boyfriend Yang Hao, I also look at the figure!"

"Where is Yang Hao my boyfriend? Stop talking nonsense!"

"Okay, from today on, Yang Hao will be my boyfriend."

"Pfft... Mr. Wang, just be naughty. You don't want to think about the consequences of a man pursuing Yang Hao."

…

The plates were all taken away.

Yang Hao had no choice but to bake it again. As soon as he put 20 skewers on the stove, someone else came in from outside the door.

This time there were not one or two people coming in, but ten people, the leader of whom was Brad Pitt.

"Wow, Yang, it smells so good, I'm so blessed."

"Haha, Mr. Peter, if you want to eat, I'm afraid you have to wait a little longer."

While Yang Hao was speaking, he raised his hand to greet the person behind Brad Pitt.

"Hello director, I'm Kelly Coon!"

"Hello director, I'm Tyler Perry!"

"Hello director, I'm Kim Dickens!"

…

"Hello director, I am Thomas Tull, and this person beside me is Pitt's wife, Angelina Jolie."

Thomas Tull, the founder and CEO of Legendary Pictures, is a middle-aged man in his early 40s. Although he has communicated with Yang Hao countless times on the phone before, today is the first time that the two have chatted face to face. .

Standing next to him is the beautiful Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie. Her home is not far from here, and I believe she came to play with her husband.

As soon as these people arrived, Liu Xiaoli, Liu Yifei, Yao Beina, and, well, the fat Yang Tianzhen who spoke broken English all got busy, greeted them with a smile, and then led them to the living room of the villa.

They are gone.

Thomas Tull stayed with Yang Hao and barbecued with him.

"Yang..."

"Um?"

"The actors I chose on my own for our movie are pretty good, right?"

"The image is acceptable, but I can't comment on the acting skills because I haven't seen their true strength yet." When the two parties met for the first time, Yang Hao left room for words.

"Yang, don't worry about her acting skills. She will definitely crush your girlfriend Liu Yifei." Just like on the phone, Thomas Tull in real life was very straightforward and didn't care about Yang Hao's feelings at all.

"Oh, is it so?

I can rest assured that! "

Yang Hao smiled and did not refute.

"Yang..."

"Um?"

"Hollywood actors are all members of the Screen Actors Guild, and their performance time is strictly regulated. If your girlfriend Liu Yifei's acting skills are not up to par, it will most likely delay things. So, otherwise, let's keep the heroine Change it.

I can even assure you that I will convince Wang to pay your girlfriend a large amount of compensation on behalf of Wanda. "Having said this, Thomas Tull pointed to Angelina Jolie sitting next to the floor-to-ceiling window in the living room.

"We can get Jolie to play the role."

However, at this time, Yang Hao smiled and shook his head.

"Mr. Thomas, don't worry, I can definitely make the movie "Gone Girl" to your satisfaction."

"How to shoot?

Grind repeatedly? One shot but no more than two shots, two shots but no more than four shots? "

"no!"

"what is that?"

"I will use shooting techniques to make up for her lack of acting skills." Yang Hao said lightly.