Director, please respect yourself

[Variety show:

At the Grammy Awards ceremony that ended last night, Chinese female singer Yao Beina won the heavyweight award - Song of the Year for her song "Rolling In the Deep".

This is the first time in Grammy history that a Chinese has won this award!

"Rolling In the Deep", like the popular English songs "Hello" and "Natural" in the European and American markets, was composed by a famous Hong Kong musician who wanted to drink cold water but was afraid of stuffing his teeth.

Although he didn't come to the Grammy Awards because he wanted to drink cold water and was afraid of stuffing his teeth, his voice was everywhere at the awards ceremony.

According to a Canadian heavyweight singer who participated in the awards ceremony, the most popular topic among singers at this award ceremony was not whether you won the award, but whether you wanted to drink cold water and fear that your teeth would be blocked. Through the Chinese director Yang Hao, I asked you Recommended several songs specially composed by him for you...]

[Entertainment Weekly:

After the 53rd Grammy Awards ceremony, Canadian singer Justin Bieber and American pop queen Lady Gaga publicly stated in interviews with the media that in my opinion, the most talented musician in the world should be Coming from Hong Kong Island, I want to drink cold water but fear that my teeth will get clogged.

Because other music creators have their own fixed styles, but they are different when they want to drink cold water and fear to choke their teeth. This Hong Kong musician is very proficient in rap, rock, heavy metal rock, country music... and even the very niche reggae. .

Therefore, I decided to spend a lot of money to buy a song specially written for me if I want to drink cold water but am afraid of my teeth...]

[Rolling Stone:

Just one night, famous singers in the European and American music circles were asking, who wants to drink cold water and is afraid of stuffing their teeth?

In just one night, this famous musician from Hong Kong recommended hundreds of pop song demos to many famous European and American singers through his friend Director Yang Hao.

In just one night, Lin Jiu, a famous Chinese lawyer in Los Angeles, received a call. According to the staff around Lin Jiu, more than 20 top music stars have expressed their intention to purchase songs from him. The amount of money purchased for song copyright is even as high as more than 30 million U.S. dollars...]

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Early morning, seven o'clock

Yang Hao, who came back from running outside, only brought back a few newspapers.

When he got home, he put the newspaper on the coffee table in the living room, washed his hands, and went to the kitchen to start making breakfast.

Yang Hao had breakfast outside yesterday. It looked very exquisite, but it was not suitable for the taste of Chinese people. Well... maybe it can be said that it was not full at all.

Therefore, today, Yang Hao planned to cook more. He prepared three kilograms of fresh pork alone.

"Yang Hao, morning!"

The speaker was Yao Beina. Although she went to bed very late last night and sat in the living room until Yang Hao and Liu Yifei came back from checking the shock absorption performance of the Mercedes-Benz G500, she is still in high spirits now.

It seems that Yao Beina is still in the excitement of winning the award.

"morning!"

Yang Hao, who took out two kitchen knives and was about to chop the meat, replied without looking back.

"What's in the pot?" Yao Beina was curious.

"Now it's water. After a while, the water will boil and it will soon turn into hot spicy soup, a delicacy in Henan Province."

"Then..., what are you going to do now?"

“Chop the meat stuffing and make fried buns!

I haven't had fried steamed buns for a long time, and I'm a little greedy. Yang Hao explained with a smile.

"Then..., what can I do for you?" Maybe the breakfast Yang Hao is going to make today is more in line with her taste. This beauty is now looking eager to try it.

"Well, just help me peel a few green onions and wash a few pieces of ginger. You know, if there are no green onions and ginger in the meat filling of the fried dumplings, there is simply no soul."

Having said this, Yang Hao moved and chopped up the meat with two knives.

…

"Bang bang bang!"

The sound of mincing meat is a bit loud!

It didn't take long for everyone in the villa to wake up.

Fat Yang Tianzhen, sleepy Liu Xiaoli, confused Liu Yifei... one by one, they all walked out of their respective rooms.

"Yang Hao, what's wrong?"

"Aunt Liu, where is Yang Hao making breakfast?" Yao Beina, who was squatting on the ground peeling onions, explained to Yang Hao.

"Oh..." Liu Xiaoli looked at Yang Hao who was busy, responded, and prepared to go upstairs to take a nap.

Last night..., ah no, I should have been busy until two o'clock in the morning this morning, then I turned off my phone and went to sleep. Until now, my head is still a little groggy.

Someone always seems to be asking, Ms. Liu, $800,000 for a song is really too expensive. How about you and Lawyer Lin communicate with Hong Kong music creators and see if you can Push the price down?

But before Liu Xiaoli walked up the stairs, she suddenly turned around and asked.

"Yang Hao..."

"Um?"

"Why did you and Sissi come back so late last night? I remember the award ceremony ended at half past ten, but you two didn't come back until early in the morning."

Well…

Yang Hao, who was making breakfast, was suddenly stunned.

Last night, I was only thinking about checking the shock absorption performance of the Mercedes-Benz Big G with Liu Yifei. I forgot to take a breath and made up a reasonable reason to deal with her mother.

Let’s compile it now…

But I don’t know whether Liu Xiaoli asked Liu Yifei this question last night. If she didn’t ask, it would be fine. If she gave a reason in public, it would be the same as both parties. If she had asked, it would be terrible, because the two people’s The reason doesn't add up at all.

But fortunately, Jiren has his own destiny!

Just when Yang Hao was scratching his head and was in a dilemma, Liu Xiaoli's ex-husband Lin Jiu suddenly walked in from outside.

"Lily, Sissy, I have some good news for you. The rappers Usher and Akon just called me and said they wanted to drink cold water and were afraid of stuffing their teeth. Since you are so awesome, you might as well write a song for them. Bar.

The song requirements don’t have to be too high, there are only three:

First, everyone knows that the two of them were close friends with Michael Jackson, so they planned to use this song to commemorate their friend.

Second, the popularity of the song must be high. It must exceed the popularity of "Gangnam Style" on the YouTube video website.

Third, the song must be suitable for the rapper to perform.

If the song written by Sai Ya can meet their requirements, then the two of them are willing to buy the copyright of this song at the sky-high price set by "Gangnam Style" at the time.

Remember, issue first, pay later!

Um... Also, they said, if this song doesn't meet their requirements, or if they want to drink cold water and are afraid of getting stuck in their teeth and dare not accept this business, then please don't sell your songs on the land of the United States in the future. It looks like a ridiculous piece of music. "

To be honest, Lin Jiu was a little excited!

Although there were many calls last night, there were very few people who really paid for the songs. It was only now that I received 9 million US dollars in song purchase money.

But if he wants to drink cold water but is afraid of stuffy teeth, he can really create another song "Gangnam Style", then he won't have to worry about selling the copyrights of the songs he represents.

You don’t have to worry about selling the song copyright, and the commission will naturally be high!

But what surprised Lin Jiu was that even though she was so excited, her partner Liu Xiaoli seemed very calm, and she could see her rubbing her chin with her fingers.

"Well... Yang Hao, why don't you contact your friend Yang Shuo to see if he can take over this business?"