Director, please respect yourself

["Shopkeeper, please come up quickly with the yokan, cannon hog, and hotpot teeth. Well, let's have Xingping mash..."

"But in front of Mr. Wu An?"

"It's Yu, who are you?"

"What year was it now and then?"

"Jiachen!"

"How many years has King Zhou been in power?"

"58 years."

"Where do you want to go?"

...]

“Damn, that’s awesome!

The face of the handsome boy just changed, as if Lord Wu An, a murderer during the Warring States Period, was sitting in front of him. His momentum and demeanor were simply amazing! "

"true or false?

Although I haven’t graduated from kindergarten yet, I seem to know that schizophrenia is not like this. "

"It should be true!

Didn’t you listen to the psychiatrists sitting at the scene? This young man's behavior is very consistent with the characteristics of multiple personality schizophrenia, but why he started his illness on time and ended on time needs to be carefully studied. "

"I don't understand anything, so I just wanted to ask a question, should mentally ill patients like the one in the video not be sent to a professional psychiatric hospital, right?"

………

Ni Ni got up very early.

I got out of bed at a quarter past six.

However, she did not change into her sportswear and go out for a run as usual. Instead, she crept into the living room of the hotel suite with her laptop in hand, plugged in the Internet cable, and sat on the sofa to surf the Internet.

Last night, at the Yangchun Noodle House, Ni Ni heard from the photographer whose stage name was [Dian Shi] that after his video was edited, it would be uploaded to the Youku video website overnight.

After logging in to the Internet, Nini clicked on the Youku video. Sure enough, a video titled "Magical Schizophrenia" was pinned to the top of the website's homepage.

Ever since, Ni Ni was enjoying the video, recalling the magical scene she witnessed last night, while browsing the comments of netizens.

If you look carefully, there are quite a lot of messages in the comment area. In just six hours since the video was uploaded, there are already 25,000 comments posted here.

Judging from the comment posts, netizens who eat melon have a variety of opinions.

Some people think this is fake. This handsome guy is a student of Beijing Film Academy. He has no money, no backing and no one to support him, so he can only promote himself;

Some people think this is true, because a person's aura cannot be acted out, especially in the video, the instant exchange of the two roles of [Xiao De Zhang] and [God of War Bai Qi], if there is no real life experience, It's impossible to perform this kind of effect. This type of schizophrenia, which is called ghost possession in our rural areas, is not difficult to treat. Just ask an expert to prick it twice with an awl the size of a screwdriver and bleed it.

Of course, there is another kind of person who says it is a pity. For example, a fighting maniac named Xu Xiaodong said, "It's a pity that I was not at the scene. If I were at the scene, with one punch, I would know whether the God of War Bai Qi is real or fake."

And just as Nini was enjoying watching the video and the comments, she suddenly felt something was wrong. She turned around and saw her father standing behind her.

"Dad, did I wake you up?"

Recently, my father has been in poor health and has a bit of neurasthenia. The slightest movement can wake him up. Ni Ni thought that she turned up the computer's external sound too loud and woke him up.

"No, just now, your mother called and said that Teacher Song took the initiative to contact your mother's relatives..."

"Oh, what did Teacher Song Chuanjie say? When can he teach me?"

Before her father could finish speaking, Nini stood up from the sofa.

This is the main purpose of coming to the capital.

But who knows, at this time, Ni's dad smiled and shook his head.

"Song Chuanjun doesn't have time to teach you yet, because he went to Henan Province last night with the crew of the TV series "Mobile Phone" and seems to be staying there for a week.

Of course, Teacher Song also said on the phone that if we have time, we will wait for him here for a week; if we don’t have time to wait, we might as well go to his studio to chat with his apprentice.

Song Chuanjiang said that his apprentice was actually a very talented young man. "

"Well, that's it..."

Ni Ni touched her chin with her hand, unable to make up her mind for a moment.

"Nini..."

"Um?"

"Dad suggested that we go over now and take a look. What does Teacher Song's apprentice say today? If he can analyze the novel "Thirteen Beauties of Jinling" and the character of Zhao Yumo, then we can listen to his chatter.

If it doesn't work, we can wait here for a few more days. Anyway, you are now a junior and the courses are not very stressful. "

"Well, okay then, let's go and listen to what Teacher Song's apprentice has to say today?"

Ni Ni followed the good advice and happily accepted her father's suggestion.

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"Remember when you said home is the only castle?

As the Daoxiang River continues to run

Smile slightly, I know your childhood dream

Don't cry and let the fireflies take you away

…”

Yang Hao was making breakfast in the kitchen when his cell phone rang.

According to dad Yang Chun's wishes, we have a noodle shop at home, so you don't need to cook at home. A bowl of strong hand-rolled noodles, topped with fragrant broth, is as good as anything else for breakfast.

I believe that the original Yang Hao also ate like this under his father's "education".

But now?

In his previous life, Yang Hao, who knew how to eat, drink and play, would naturally not be so perfunctory.

Take half a catty of good quality meat, chop it into pieces with a knife, and put it in a basin. If the eggs are not too big, add four of them and put them on top of the chopped meat. Next, put them on top. Add chopped green onion, ginger, diced radish, salt, soy sauce and thirteen spices bought from the supermarket, and then stir evenly.

After the meat filling is finished, the next step is to make the noodles. To make strong steamed buns, the noodles must be very particular. 20% of the leavened noodles and 80% of the dead noodles must be used...

But just as Yang Hao was standing in the kitchen making noodles, there was a call on his cell phone.

【cherry】

Seeing this name, Yang Hao was shocked, what was supposed to come had come.

If my guess is correct, the person who called me should be the girlfriend of [Yang Hao] who died.

"Ahem..."

Yang Hao cleared his throat, made some preparations, and then pressed the answer button on his phone.

Hello…

But before the words came out, the other party started cursing on the phone.

"Yang Hao, what do you mean?

I just broke up with you, do you need to commit suicide? He even ran to the middle of the road and said, "Let the cars hit you and kill you. I was damn blind to have fallen in love with you in the first place." "

"Yang Hao, okay, you!

When I fell in love with you, I only said a few words. When he was young, Teacher Huang Lei was much more artistic than you. As a result, you failed to commit suicide on the street, so you went to our school and killed Teacher Huang. The big yellow dog at home. "

"Yang Hao, what's wrong, you have become promising now?

In order to attract my attention to you, you are now acting as a psychopath in your noodle shop. Haha... To be honest, you did a really good job.

Even though I was filming in Hengdian right now, I noticed you.

Of course, there was nothing I could do if I didn't pay attention. Several of my good friends took turns calling me, "Yanzi, what happened between you and Yang Hao?" Why is this guy so crazy? "

"Yang Hao, please, stop torturing me, don't you just want me to feel guilty?

Let me tell you now, I feel very guilty for breaking up with you, and now I feel so guilty that I feel guilty to death.

Well, how about this? After a while, when you return to the capital, I will pay you a breakup fee of 50,000 yuan. "