Director, please respect yourself

"Yang Hao, are you home yet?"

Yang Hao had just arrived home and put his luggage on the balcony. Before he could go to the bathroom to take a shower, a call came from his mother-in-law, Liu Xiaoli.

"I just arrived at Hejingyuan Community. I haven't had time to pack my luggage. I was just about to finish packing my luggage and tell you that I'm safe, but your call came."

In the past, Yang Hao called Liu Xiaoli "Sister Li", which made her look younger. But since he established a relationship with Liu Yifei, he can no longer call her Sister Li. Of course, he can't call Liu Xiaoli "Aunt Liu". That makes her look younger. She was very old, so Yang Hao simply didn't call her anything.

If you have something to say, say it vaguely.

"Well, okay, I'll keep the story short."

On the phone, Liu Xiaoli took a breath and said, "Yang Hao, did you change the house number at the door of our villa with the house number at George Clooney's house in the west?

Our family used to be 76, but now it is 77. "

"yes!

Mainly in the promotion of the movie "Split", I played a little trick. I was afraid that crazy lottery fans would find my home, so I did some tricks.

Well, I checked and there are no surveillance cameras around..."

"Ha ha…"

Before Yang Hao finished speaking, Liu Xiaoli on the phone burst into laughter.

"Yang Hao, you are such a thief.

Do you know that your coming here has really hurt George Clooney? During the day after you left, some black guys kept coming to their house to cause trouble.

He spray-painted the door of his villa, sat in front of his house and beat the gong, shouted loudly to please let the movie "Split" be released as soon as possible, and threatened to throw black bricks at his house if it was not released soon...

When I heard about the movie "Split", I stood in the courtyard of the villa and wondered. This was obviously a movie made by my son-in-law. Why did these black guys go to George Clooney's house to cause trouble?

When the results came out, I found that our house numbers had been exchanged, haha..."

Liu Xiaoli on the phone smiled brightly and smiled for a long time before continuing: "Yang Hao, you are just not rigorous in doing things. Do you know that when George Clooney was away from home, he heard that a black man had been arrested at his doorstep? If there was a scene, the police would be called immediately.”

Not to mention, Yang Hao has actually considered calling the police. If he thinks about it carefully, it’s not a big deal. The worst thing he can do is tell the police. I don’t know which kid’s prank was to switch the house numbers of our two families. For a moment.

Anyway, there is no surveillance around, and the police have no real evidence.

But at this time, Yang Hao heard Liu Xiaoli say: "Haha, don't worry, I'm not a vegetarian. Before the police came, I changed the house numbers of our two families, so that the police would think those black people I just looked in the wrong place. I wanted to harass you, but ended up harassing George Clooney instead."

Well, how should I put it?

After hearing Liu Xiaoli's words clearly, Yang Hao could only silently give her a thumbs up, "Mother-in-law is so powerful!"

"Yang Hao..."

"Um?"

"Tomorrow, the movie "Split" will meet American movie audiences in Park City, Utah. I want to go and see the grand scene. It is said that on the first day of the movie's release, 27 major movie theaters in Park City will screen the movie at the same time. Movie.

But today, all movie tickets in these 27 cinemas have been sold out. "

"Well... you can go there if you want. After a while, I will contact Thomas Tull and ask you to go there with the Legendary Pictures team."

Wen Xian Zhi Ya Yi is talking about people like Yang Hao.

In fact, when filming the movie "Split", Yang Hao realized that the reason Liu Xiaoli stayed on the set was because she liked to chat with Thomas Tull, who was also divorced. Well, she even There is an intention to further develop the relationship.

What Yang Hao has to do now is to provide opportunities for his prospective mother-in-law. As for whether he can succeed in the end, who knows?

………

Take a shower and do laundry.

Cook and eat dumplings.

After waiting for a series of necessary procedures to be completed, the time came to 2 o'clock in the afternoon. Today was the first day back to China. Yang Hao, who was alone in the capital, had no intention of going out for a stroll.

Instead, I wanted to go online and read domestic entertainment news, and then go to bed to rest. In the United States, I had been busy filming the movie "Split" for six or seven days in a row, and my body was already a little tired.

[NetEase Entertainment:

The comedy film "Hooligans" written and directed by the famous mainland director Yang Hao, on the first day of its release yesterday, led the entire Spring Festival with a 37% screening rate and an 82% attendance rate, just on the first day of the Lunar New Year. , its movie box office reached 125 million yuan...]

[NetEase Entertainment:

Hong Kong's little king Nicholas Tse and the pop star Wang Fei reunited for the first time at the Shanghai road show of the movie "The Legend", and the two are very much in love.

When being interviewed by reporters, Wang Fei, who is usually serious about words, laughed and said that Xie Tingfeng thought that his acting skills were good and he could act like anything, but when he made a movie under director Yang Hao, he immediately discovered that he couldn't do anything... 】

[NetEase Entertainment:

Cecilia Cheung's agent, Chen Lan, yesterday denounced the police inaction in front of several Hong Kong entertainment media outlets. They had already called the police and applied for a restraining order.

However, a short video of several minutes was still leaked on some community website... What does this mean? This shows that someone wants to take human life lightly.

As a result of Ms. Chen Lan's arrival, the popularity of the movie "Hooligan" has become even higher, and its film scheduling rate in the Hong Kong Island film market has reached an astonishing 56.4%...]

hehe…

Seeing this last piece of entertainment news, Yang Hao just smiled bitterly.

If my buddy's guess is correct, the short video that was leaked on some community website should be the masterpiece of Yinghuang Lao Yang.

He already has a grudge against the Xiang family, and the leakage of the short video can also increase the popularity of the movie "Hooligan"... Lao Yang, who has dominated the world for decades, will naturally not let go of such a good opportunity.

Fortunately, my brother has a good relationship with the Xiang family, so he won't get involved.

Just where did Yinghuang Lao Yang get the short video? Did he actually know the liar, or was this liar brought by Lao Yang to deal with Zhang Cecilia and Xiang Tai?

Leaning on the chair and basking in the sun, Yang Hao thought about it for a while, but couldn't figure out the mystery.

After closing the webpage and logging into the 58.com website, Yang Hao wanted to see what business had come to him recently, but as soon as he clicked in, he found that he had received more than 100 private messages just yesterday.

These private messages were all sent by the same person, and the content was very consistent.

〔Guess who I am〕: If you want to drink cold water, I'm afraid of Brother Sai Ya. You have to show some justice. It turned out that I had agreed to give me a song as a gift on the first day of the lunar new year and let me take it with me. My special someone listens to music.

However, I waited for a whole day and didn't find out which website you posted new songs on.

I rub...

After seeing Gong Li's private message on the 58.com website, Yang Hao suddenly slapped his head.

I have been filming a movie recently, and I really forgot about singing.