Director, please respect yourself

Chinese netizens are generally very good at deceiving!

For example, when two netizens were chatting online, the male netizen said that he was 25 years old and looked very much like Andy Lau; the female netizen said that she was only 18 and looked exactly like Fan Jiuyi.

But when they arrived at the "Ben Xian" scene, both male and female netizens were furious. Andy Lau, this is clearly Song Xiaobao, and he is also a Song Xiaobao who is over 50 years old; Fan Jiuyi, isn't this Sister Feng appearing in real life? ? !

But even though these netizens may cheat, they are surprisingly honest when buying movie tickets for "Split".

It has only been an hour since the breaking news post appeared on the Tianya Forum, but the statistics from Taopiaopiao have already seen visible growth.

Originally, at 10 o'clock in the morning, today's official real-time data was 7 million yuan, but by 11 o'clock, this real-time data became 19.25 million.

You know, the screening of the movie "Split" has just begun today...

If we had seen this achievement in the past, as a legal person of Fei Ni Film Studio and the star of the movie "Split", Ni Ni would have laughed from ear to ear.

But today, with a frown on her face, she kept making phone calls.

Brother, are you answering the phone?

After calling for a long time, Yang Hao's call was still not connected, but Liu Yifei's call came in.

"Nini..."

"Um?"

"Can you contact Yang Hao? Why didn't he answer the phone? I just called Qin Chuan. Qin Chuan said that on January 28, he flew back to China from Tokyo.

Ni Ni, you may not know that when the news came out, colleagues and ordinary people in the United States were immediately shocked.

Yang Hao just put a piece of glass on the wall to avoid being stepped on by pedestrians and scratch his feet, but in the end he blew up the Jingguo Sacred Toilet in his childhood.

You know, even the biggest movie screenwriters in Hollywood would not dare to design such an awesome plot, but in real life, it really happened.

Well, also, my mother and Uncle Lin Jiu just received a call from James Cameron. James Cameron asked my mother to ask Yang Hao if he had time to write a script about this personal experience? ! "

Maybe he was really anxious.

Liu Yifei, who had always been calm and clear-thinking in front of others, now turned into a chatty person. She just answered the phone and started talking non-stop.

After 15 minutes, when Liu Yifei stopped talking, Ni Ni sighed and said:

"Sister Xixi, to be honest, I have made nearly 20 calls now, and just like you, I have never been able to contact Yang Hao. It is estimated that if he is not filming, he is currently on a flight back to China. superior."

That's right.

At this moment, Yang Hao was indeed sitting on a flight from Sapporo to Hong Kong Island, the earliest flight this morning.

Fortunately, the Chinese Consulate General in Sapporo provided timely information, allowing him to return home smoothly, because just when Yang Hao was on his way from the Sapporo Prince Hotel to the airport, he received a call from Wang Fei.

Yang Hao, be careful.

Not long after you left the hotel, two Japanese men in their 50s rushed into the hotel with kitchen knives in their hands, shouting that they were going to chop you to death.

You said you were looking for trouble, but you helped a large piece of glass that was lying on the road to the wall? !

In his childhood, the right wing was quite crazy. Yang Hao had known about this for a long time. But I didn't expect that he would be so crazy. He went to the hotel with a kitchen knife in his hand.

However, this also illustrates Xiaozhi's unscrupulous and unscrupulous character from another aspect.

Yang Hao, our officialdom really has nothing to do with you due to international influence, but if our civilians take matters into their own hands, it is beyond our control.

From this point, Yang Hao could immediately deduce that the conclusion of the Jingguo Sacred Toilet explosion was actually released by Xiaoli officials to prevent him from having a better time.

When people think about other things, time passes very quickly.

In the blink of an eye, it was 2pm, and the flight landed smoothly at Hong Kong Island International Airport.

Yang Hao picked up his luggage and came out of the terminal. He was about to take a taxi to take him to the villa at No. 36 Kadoorie Road. The reason why he wanted to live here was because of the security on Kadoorie Road. The security is much better than that at Victoria Peak, not to mention that there are surveillance cameras all around Villa No. 36.

At this time, a black Mercedes-Benz S300 suddenly appeared in front of Yang Hao.

"Hi, director, long time no see."

"Um, long time no see, why are you here?" Yang Hao was a little surprised to see Yang Jiliang, the general agent of 21st Century Real Estate Agency in China here. This guy is simply elusive.

"Besides, Mr. Yang, how did you know that I would arrive in Hong Kong on this flight?"

"Well, director, two questions."

Facing Yang Hao's question, Yang Jiliang stretched out two fingers and said with a smile:

"One, when you got on the plane from Sapporo, someone took a picture and posted it on the Internet. I looked at your boarding time and can estimate when you will arrive at the port.

Second, I came here for two purposes. One is to see the great hero I admire in my heart. He blew up the Yasukuni Shrine in his childhood and escaped unscathed. So, director, you are awesome; The second is to give you a big gift. "

"Big gift, what big gift?" Yang Hao asked.

"Director, do you remember the courtyard house I talked to you about two years ago? At that time, the owner priced it at 760 million yuan, but director, you also know that he could give you a discount of 670 million yuan."

"so what?"

Yang Hao can almost figure out Yang Jiliang's routine.

“670 million yuan!

Director, as long as you can spend 670 million yuan, I guarantee that for 670 million yuan, the courtyard house can be transferred to you immediately, even in the current era of increasingly high housing prices. "

"Ha ha…"

Yang Hao laughed.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Yang, I really don't have that much money. Although you are not in the industry, you also know that I basically lost my pants because of my investment in ByteDance."

But as soon as Yang Hao finished speaking, Yang Jiliang laughed mischievously.

"Director, if you settle the accounts like this, it means you are not being honest. Now let me tell you how much money you earned just after the Spring Festival.

"Hooligans" is a hit in China. In just a few days, the box office has exceeded 600 million yuan. As the screenwriter and director of this movie, the money you will get will definitely exceed 100 million yuan.

Originally, the movie "Split" was not favored by everyone because of its niche subject matter, but there are so many tricks that can't stand you?

First, the Jingguo Sacred Toilet explosion was used to provoke confrontation between netizens and public intellectuals, creating buzz for the movie.

Then you went into battle yourself and let the media expose that the bombing of the Jingguo Sacred Toilet was actually caused by you unintentionally..."

Yang Jiliang has good driving skills.

Driving and chatting at the same time, the two are not affected by each other.

What's even more commendable is that this guy's chat is all about data. If the movie "Split" can get a global box office of 200 million US dollars, how much can Yang Hao get?

If the movie box office can get 300 million US dollars worldwide, how much can Yang Hao himself get?

Later, Yang Hao even had a feeling that if I didn't use the money to buy a house, it seemed that I would be sorry to the movie audiences around the world.