Divine Card Creator

"Little Fatty Zhang!"

Lu Ming gritted his teeth.

Only this guy can do this!

Only this guy knows these all kinds of people!

Damn!

Lu Ming was very angry.

Hehehehe.

Little Fatty, my brother will soon let you know why the flowers are so popular!

but.

The only thing that comforts him is that Zhang Xiaopang's fantasy is very simple, basically there is only one girl, one room, and the character models are relatively vague.

fuzzy face...

Dreamy scene...

It's almost invisible.

how to say?

Um……

This is why myopic students feel that the whole world is full of beautiful women.

Because of hazy beauty.

In this illusion, Lu Ming's image is like this.

Perhaps because there is only one photo, the character of little Lu Ming is relatively vague. Under normal circumstances, it is impossible for anyone to recognize him!

Um……

After all, this is women's clothing!

And put on makeup!

In short.

It has nothing to do with the current Lu Ming.

They look completely different, and their temperament is even more different.

"I'm a real man!"

Lu Ming was sure.

He was sure that he didn't have the pussy temperament of little Lu Ming, and the soft and weak character of Xiaoshou, but he was a real man, the kind of capable Transformer! ! !

"Of course no one will come out."

Lu Ming heaved a sigh of relief at this thought.

Going back first, and then calling Zhang Xiaopang over, he decided that he must take good care of this guy this time, this kind of guy really can't get used to it.

Back to the shop.

Lu Ming was just about to contact Zhang Xiaopang.

"Master, you are back~"

Xiaobai came over happily.

"Um."

Lu Ming rubbed her little head.

Xiao Bai accidentally saw the small card in his hand, showing a surprised expression, "Ah, Master, you look so good after putting on makeup."

Lu Ming: "???"

Depend on!

He glanced at the photo, then at himself, how did he recognize it?

It was clearly two people!

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

Lu Ming looked serious, "How could this be me?"

"Hey?"

Xiaobai was puzzled.

She took a closer look and realized that this was Master.

"You were wrong."

Lu Ming said seriously, "According to the survey, there is one out of every 80 million people in this world who looks like you, let alone a woman!"

"All right."

Xiaobai is a little puzzled, is that so?

"Yes."

"good."

Lu Ming patted her head, "Study hard, don't worry about these messes."

"Okay."

Xiaobai went to study now.

When she left, Lu Ming broke into a cold sweat.

Dry pear girl!

Scared to death!

No, no, this matter needs to be resolved quickly. Lu Ming immediately contacted Zhang Xiaopang.

only.

To his surprise, this guy didn't answer the phone!

beep--

beep--

Just endless busy tones.

"Don't dare to accept?"

"Are you going to hook up with your sister again?"

Lu Ming frowned.

If he usually doesn't bother to care about it, now, he must find this product.

So, Lu Ming went to Teacher An's place to find out about Zhang Xiaopang's itinerary, and was surprised to find that this guy hadn't gone to school after going out for a few days!

And where Xiaopang lived, he didn't go back for a few days!

This is even more unscientific!

Based on what he knew about Zhang Xiaopang, no matter where he went, he would carry luggage with him! Sometimes even if you come to the store,

He is carrying a bag!

What's more, go out?

After all, his wife is inside!

problem occurs?

This was Lu Ming's first reaction.

after all--

It is very dangerous to do things for those who have been in the gray area for a long time.

not to mention……

Zhang Xiaopang is also dangerous!

for example--

Some people went to other places to meet netizens and never came back.

Lu Ming thought about it, and with Zhang Xiaopang's pissing nature, if a cute girl invited him to go to another place, he might really follow her!

cheating!

It's a miracle that this guy is still alive!

Missing……

Lu Ming searched the Internet and found that there are actually many cases of disappearances in the suburbs of Qingming City. Because everyone can practice, it seems to be more dangerous!

There is no need for fairy jumps at all!

My sister paper may have her own combat effectiveness, okay? !

problem occurs!

Lu Ming finally realized the problem.

What's the matter?

This guy, did he have too much contact with the gray crowd and put himself in it?

never mind.

Ask the principal to check it out.

Think here.

Lu Ming took out his cell phone again, but just as he was about to call the principal, the cell phone rang suddenly, and an unknown number called.

"Hello? Is this Lu Ming? Your friend Zhang Xueyao is here..."

Said a steady voice.

"roll!"

Lu Ming hung up the phone without hesitation.

Really are……

No privacy at all.

He must have exposed something when he searched for missing information on the web just now.

He has seen this kind of thing too much.

As a programmer, he is too clear about these search mechanisms, and the other party is likely to set 'missing', 'hospital', 'tuition fees' and so on are key words, once you search for these things, your message will be sent There are some corresponding people who carry out fraud.

"I thought only Baidu would do this."

Lu Ming sighed.

I didn't expect such a thing to happen in this world!

fraud...

Ha ha.

Don't even look at who Lu Ming is!

And at this moment, Lu Ming's cell phone rang again, "Hello? Is this Lu Ming? Please don't hang up, we are..."

"Is Zhang Xueyao with you?"

Lu Ming asked lightly.

"Uh, yes."

He was obviously caught off guard by the question.

"I do not want it."

Lu Ming sighed, "Give it to you."

"Snapped!"

Lu Ming hung up the phone again.

are you crazy!

Damn Zhang Xueyao, why aren't you called Lu Xueqi!

fraud!

Lu Ming pouted.

Then, he suddenly felt that something was not right, he looked at the unknown number carefully, why did it feel so familiar? Oh, come to think of it...

This is their Qingming City police phone number.

Telecom fraud?

This was Lu Ming's first reaction.

Many people would use fake base stations to imitate the police number to commit fraud, but he took a look and called it himself.

Not a callback.

Instead, he directly dialed the official number and called back.

"Hello."

A familiar voice came from the opposite side.

Um……

It was the one just now.

"A real law enforcer."

Lu Ming rubbed his head.

"Yes."

The person on the opposite side was obviously used to it, and couldn't laugh or cry, "Please come over here, your friend Zhang Xueyao has been locked up here because of some things."

"Oh."

Lu Ming finally understood.

But……

Who is Zhang Xueyao?

He really doesn't remember.

Could it be someone from the last mine operation?

Um……

I have no impression.

Oh, it's possible that a certain girl who admired me secretly kept her phone number. This time, when she was in danger, she could only contact her.

Um……

This is possible!

Lu Ming came to his senses, "What crime is it?"

"that."

The other side paused for a moment before saying, "Whore."

Snapped.

Lu Ming hung up the phone decisively.

hell!

What the hell is prostitution!

Why call yourself that!

"Hey Hey hey?"

There was a moment of silence on the other side.

This……

for a long time.

The phone got through again.

Lu Ming and the person across the phone were silent for a while, relatively speechless, and could only hear the other person's panting... oh, no, the sound of breathing.

"Why don't you come here?"

The person opposite was very helpless.

He can only find this one contact method so far.

"But I really don't know Zhang Xueyao."

Lu Ming sighed.

If it's another crime, forget it...

Whoring?

What a joke!

What if he goes and is deemed to be a business relationship? how did you guys meet? Hey, customer, tsk tsk, so you also...

Lu Ming shivered.

Hell go!

Do not go to death!

"All right."

The person on the other side could only give up, and muttered, "I know this fat man is lying..."

"???"

"and many more."

Lu Ming suddenly stopped him, "You just said, fat man?"

"Um."

Opposite OK.

"..."

Lu Ming pondered for a moment, "Excuse me, is the Zhang Xueyao you are talking about a fat man with a body like a ball, legs as short as a dog, and a brain as big as a spoon?"

"You know?"

Opposite surprised.

If you look at this description, you can see that you are an acquaintance.

"It's really this product!"

Lu Ming was stunned.

Zhang Xueyao?

What kind of stupid name is this?

No wonder Zhang Xiaopang called himself Zhang Xiaopang, and even made everyone call him that. It turned out that this guy's real name was actually Zhang Xueyao!

Destroy the three views!

Such a picturesque name...

and many more……

It's fine to call it that name, whore...

Lu Ming felt a little dizzy.

"I'll be there right away."

He hung up the phone and was about to go out.

"Master, are you going out?"

Xiaobai blinked.

"yes."

Lu Ming sighed, his eyes were slightly ferocious, "As a teacher, I went to rescue a stray Teddy beast, and when I came back, I boiled it into dog meat soup for you to drink."