Dream Fulfiller of the Myriad Worlds

Chapter 53 Loli and the Pig

"Dave, let's get to know each other again. I'm a wizard from the mysterious East." Doing as the Romans do, in order to resonate with Dave, Li Mu forced himself to become a patient with the second illness.

"I am the Invincible Heroine from the East." Wei Ziqi raised her head proudly, "King Hai Bian, welcome to join our superhero alliance."

"I'm honored." Dave straightened his body excitedly, and he hammered his chest twice with his fist to express his gratitude for being accepted by the organization.

At this moment, Dave gave Li Mu the feeling that the little spider met Iron Man, mistakenly thinking that his life was finally going to flourish!

"Okay, Dave, take us back to your house!" Li Mu made the request as a matter of course, "We may have to live together in the future."

……

King Kick-Ass is wearing an eye-catching and weird green jumpsuit, swaggering on the streets, leaving the crime scene with no experience, posting on the Internet without any scruples, checking emails sent by strangers...

A series of actions that are as stupid as they come.

However, in the end, only another pair of righteous protagonists, Super Killer and Big Daddy, discovered the residence.

The policemen in the entire NY city have countless underlings, villains who act without scruples, even his biological father... No one has discovered his identity.

It doesn't make sense at all logically.

I have to say that Kick-Ass' home is indeed the safest place in the whole movie.

The protagonist halo is everywhere.

In the world of manga movies, you only need to be cool, no logic is needed!

"To my house?" Dave was stunned, and said in embarrassment, "Impossible, my dad will find out!"

"No, isn't it normal to invite two friends from the East to stay at home for a few days!" Li Mu laughed, "Of course, if you're in trouble, we can pay the rent!"

"No, no, that's not what I meant." Dave waved his hands again and again, "I mean, my dad might find out who you are, no, our identities!"

"Don't worry, I have a mysterious witchcraft from the east, which can blind my eyes." Li Mu smiled, "He will only treat us as two ordinary guests."

Blindfolded?

Of course Li Mu won't, but the director will!

Dave was wearing a green leather suit, almost killing himself, his father didn't even find out his identity!

Li Mu has every reason to believe that even if Dave holds a superhero party at home, he will only understand it as a masquerade party.

"Dave, living together makes it convenient for me to train you anytime and anywhere." Li Mu looked at Hai Bian Wang and shook his head slightly, "Although you have the inner qualities of a superhero, you still don't have the skills of a superhero. You can't even beat a little Lori!"

"We can compete!" Wei Ziqi twirled the nunchuck to cooperate with Li Mu.

The cruelty of little loli broke into Dave's mind in an instant, and he took two steps back in fright: "No, no need!"

……

Li Mu and Wei Ziqi lived in Dave's house as they wished.

of course.

Before meeting Dave's father, little loli Wei Ziqi changed into an ordinary little girl's dress.

Wei Ziqi's sweet and immature appearance was deceptive, and he easily won Dave's father's heart. He warmly accepted Li Mu and Li Mu and expressed his great welcome.

Then, like passerby A, he disappeared into the lives of several people.

the next few days.

Li Mu gave special training to Dave and Wei Ziqi.

The method of special training is the Zhama step from the mysterious east, walking the plum blossom pile, lifting the stone lock, but if the stone lock cannot be found, it is replaced by dumbbells...

This is Li Mu's harvest in the world of Xiao Li Feidao. He has lived with a group of heroes for nearly a month. He has never eaten pork, and he has always seen pigs run away.

Regardless of whether the pig's running posture is correct or not, it is enough to fool two rookies!

"Practice the stability of the lower body in the Zhama step", "Take the plum blossom pile is the basic footwork for practicing dodge", "Practicing martial arts without practicing kung fu will end up with nothing"...

The mysterious proverb from the East, combined with the more magical kung fu, easily conquered Dave, a middle school boy.

Especially Li Mu, who has twice the strength of ordinary people, after lifting a [-]-kilogram barbell with ease, Dave was regarded as a god-man, and he almost obeyed him!

And the little loli Wei Ziqi, in order to maintain the mystery of the oriental chivalrous woman, taught Dave a set of mysterious oriental martial arts routines, the third set of radio gymnastics for elementary school students, and colorful sunshine in front of Li Mu...

all in all.

Li Mu and Wei Ziqi basically used Dave as a second fool to fool...

……

Just like in the movie, the video of Hai Bian Wang and Xiao Loli quickly fermented on the Internet, and the two quickly became Internet celebrities.

but.

There is a little deviation!

Little loli Wei Ziqi didn't report her nickname because she was nervous, and netizens didn't know the name she gave herself.

Therefore, netizens gave little loli many different nicknames according to their own preferences.

For example, "Strange Lolita", "Egg Bomber", "Red Witch" and so on.

And King Hai Bian was even stole the limelight by little loli, completely reduced to a foil, his nickname was even worse than Wei Ziqi, and the most widely spread was called "Green Clown";

Such a nickname naturally aroused great dissatisfaction between the two.

The two unanimously expressed their anger on the blog, attached photos of their respective superheroes, and solemnly corrected their nicknames, "Invincible Woman" and "Kick-Ass".

but.

With little success.

Netizens are more willing to call them "weili loli" and "green skin clown". Although the nicknames are a bit ugly, they do not prevent people from loving them.

After all, this is a superhero by their side.

is alive!

Moreover, when the two are in the same frame, there is a new combination title - loli and pig!

……

"Uncle Wizard, I don't want to be 'Strange Power Luo Li', I want to be an Invincible Heroine." Wei Ziqi browsed the web on Dave's computer and complained to Li Mu angrily, "I'm fed up with Dave. Stupid pig as a partner, I want Super Killer to be my partner!"

"I think it's pretty good!" Li Mu ate a hamburger, swiped his phone, and enjoyed his slow life leisurely.

Although the world of "Hai Bian King" may be a little more dangerous than Xiao Li Feidao's world, as long as you don't take the initiative to provoke gangsters, you will be stable most of the time.

After all, this is NY City, a world-class metropolis, and if you have money, you can enjoy a sufficiently luxurious life.

Punks in NY are not hard to find.

These nights, Li Mu took Wei Ziqi and Dave, the two incarnations of justice, to spread a wave of presence in the surrounding neighborhoods, attacking many gangsters who made a living by robbery, and collected a lot of money.

Although it is not as fierce as the crazy robbery gangsters of Big Daddy and Super Killer, it is still enough for him and little loli to spend during this time.

The tenants who voluntarily pay the rent are all good tenants. After Li Mu handed Dave's father a generous rent that far exceeded the market price, Dave's father became more and more satisfied with them.Moreover, he never linked "Wei Li Luo Li" with Wei Ziqi from the beginning to the end.

"Uncle, when can we meet Super Killer?" Wei Ziqi asked.

"Soon." Li Mu glanced at the empty room and sighed, "Dave came back late these days, he should have used his identity as a gay guy to have sex with his little girlfriend Katie, according to the plot Come to infer, Katie should ask him to solve Russell's problem soon!"

(End of this chapter)