Dressed As a Farm Boy, He Cheated on His Way Out of the Desert.

Chapter 161 Doesn’t the big white goose have no respect for face?

Tao Hongying drove the mule cart to another village called Xiaowang Village.

Dalongshu Village has a large population and is located four or five miles southwest of Suijintan. It is clean and prosperous.

This Xiaowang Village is a little far away, but it is seven or eight miles southeast of Suijintan, close to the official road. There are more people doing business in the village.

The Li family's mule cart really bought a lot of things here, including oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar, a strip of fresh pork belly, and even a dozen pieces of freshly cooked tofu.

Jiayin's mouth watered when he thought of the big fish stewed with tofu, and he quietly moved two more carps out of the space.

 The two carps suddenly ran out of water and jumped angrily, throwing the old lady's face into the water.

She quickly pulled the rope, pierced the gills of both fish, and hung them on the basket. Then she glared at her granddaughter and warned her in a low voice, "We're going to be home soon, please be honest."

Jiayin chuckled, threw herself into grandma's arms, and smeared saliva all over her face.

 Old Mrs. Li sighed inwardly, feeling really happy and conflicted.

The little granddaughter, who is less than two years old, knows how to avoid her injured shoulder even if she throws herself into her arms coquettishly.

　Who could not love such a sensible child?

 It is her magical ability that always makes people fearful.

There is nothing resistant to the family now. Can't help but be good at doing virtues. Will the little granddaughter be folded?

"Hongying, take the big fish and tofu you just bought on the road, add some cabbage, stew some more, and share it with everyone, especially the village chief, Uncle Zhao, the doctor Zhang, and the new Master Han. Don't fall behind."

"I know, mother, our family has good food, and these elders have never been left behind." Tao Hongying turned around, glanced at the two big fish, and cracked the whip two more times in her hand.

Seeing that the sun was almost reaching her head, she was in a hurry to go back and cook.

Thousands of tofu and thousands of fish, this big dish is not delicious if it is stewed for a short time.

 Sure enough, by this time all the people working on the mountain had returned.

 Zhao Yuru and Dongmei cooked sorghum rice porridge together and were wondering what to cook.

Seeing Mrs. Li and her daughter-in-law returning home with a full load, not to mention their own family members who were surprised and happy, even the villagers also came over one after another.

“Auntie, are you so rich that you bought so many things?”

Mrs. Li jumped out of the car with a smile and responded loudly, "I visited Da Rongshu Village and Xiaowang Village. I was lucky enough to buy two big fish and tofu. I stewed them in a while and everyone was happy. Follow to satisfy your craving.”

"No, no, aunt, you can keep it for the children to eat. Jia Xi and Jia An are still injured. Even Fu Niu is frightened. Please give more to the children."

The villagers declined sincerely, and Mrs. Li didn’t say much.

However, the Li family kept only half of the cabbage and radishes they unloaded from the cart, and asked the villagers to carry the rest to Dazhao.

Soon, as soon as Mrs. Li hid the egg basket, the village chief sent three or four kilograms of japonica rice over, obviously not wanting the Li family to suffer.

Old Mrs. Li took it away happily and sat in the shack to rest.

Jia Huan, who had always been taciturn, was smiling from ear to ear while holding two big fish. Le Dian Dian ran to the river to clean them up, and asked her grandma loudly.

“Grandma, do you want to fry this fish in oil and then stew it?”

Mrs. Li couldn't help laughing and replied, "Don't be afraid of wasting oil. Cook it as delicious as you want. It's rare to encounter a big fish. Besides, I bought two kilograms of oil today, so it's not bad."

Jiayin sat next to her grandma with her little face in her hands, drooling at her stove, wishing that the big fish could be stewed immediately.

Jia An Jiaxi was sitting in the shack, wearing half of his trousers, with his legs and bare feet exposed. The blisters on my legs have shrunk a bit because of the medicine, but the color is not good-looking.

But it was so lively outside, especially the big white goose that I bought and tied to the side of the shack, attracting more than a dozen children from the whole village, all chattering and laughing.

"Is this the big white goose? My mother said that one goose egg is bigger than three eggs!" "Your mother is lying, look at how small its **** is."

“My mother doesn’t lie to others. If you don’t believe me, ask Grandma Li to take a goose egg and see it.”

"No, I'm afraid that Grandma Li will hit someone. Yesterday, An Jiaxi was pinched."

Jia An Jiaxi was in the shack, feeling as if his heart had been scratched by a cat, itching terribly.

While grandma was holding her sister and watching my mother stew fish, they quietly opened a hole in the back of the shack and got out.

 When the friends saw them, they were all surprised. They wanted to call someone but their mouths were covered.

 When naughty boys get together, never expect them to be quiet.

 After a while, a boy picked up the big white goose, buttocks upward. Everyone came forward, not only to look at it, but also to study it.

 Doesn’t the big white goose have no respect for face? Aren't you shy?

So, just when Jiayin was about to gulp down his saliva, he heard a scream next to the shack.

 Then, the naughty boys stumbled out, followed by the crazy white goose.

The big white goose keeps running and flying low, specializing in catching naughty boys on the buttocks and pecking them hard with their lower beaks.

 For a time, there were howling ghosts and wolves in the valley, which made everyone jump up in shock, thinking that a wild beast or a snake had come in.

In the end, it was Li Laosi who pinched the neck of the big white goose and saved Jia An Jiaxi, who was the most attacked.

"What's going on with you two? If you don't recuperate in the shack, why are you provoking the goose?"

Jia Anjia is happy but has no tears, they are just curious.

The villagers also arrested their own boy for questioning. When they understood the whole story, everyone was really funny and angry.

Needless to say, every one of the naughty boys was slapped and starved.

Jiaxi Jiaan was no exception. Li Laosi took them and washed their dirty feet in the hot spring, then threw them into the shack. The whole family ignored them.

Soon, the big fish stewed with tofu and cabbage came out of the pot. The elderly in the village all shared a bowl, especially the new Master Han. There was a large piece of fish in his bowl, and he was so happy that he kept thanking him.

At last, there was only half the pot left. Mrs. Li picked a bowl of fish for her granddaughter, poured a spoonful of fish soup on it, and the whole family gathered around the stove to eat.

 “Smells, it smells so good!”

“Yes, fish stew needs to be fried in oil to remove the fishy smell and improve the color of the fish soup.”

“Tofu is the most delicious. It’s full of fish soup, and it’s oily every bite.”

Everyone praised it while eating, and the greedy An Jiaxi cried in the shack.

Jiayin smiled and squatted in the shack to eat fish and meat. He saw his two brothers crying with runny noses and tears, and their intestines were knotted with laughter.

 Actually, fish are hairy animals. There are so many blisters on their legs that even if they are not naughty, they cannot be fed.

 But they don’t know, they really think that their family doesn’t care about them, they are as pitiful as abandoned puppies.

   I am not going to tell them the good news, because these two brothers are too naughty.

Yesterday she almost had a slate barbecue, and today her legs were covered in blisters without being able to calm down, and the whole camp was in chaos.

If you don’t scare them, there will be trouble in the future.

Evidently everyone has this idea, they eat when they need to and drink when they need to, pretending that they can't see the naughty boys, letting them rub their butts that have been scratched by the goose, and then wipe their tears from their hungry stomachs.

 (End of this chapter)