DXD: Hard To Kill

Within the 2-story house, as the crimsonette relaxed on his couch. He couldn't help but feel content with enjoying the quiet after a fun adventure. It's been a couple days since the duo of the shinigami and crossdressing vampire had to escape India from a dramatic magical girl in charge of foreign affairs. How were they supposed to know that participating in a high speed chase and waging war on the underground 'Holy Mafia' was illegal.

[System detects special summoning contract] voiced the robotic voice out of nowhere

The red-head cracked open an eye "But I turned the summoning function off" he responded as he can turn the function off if he doesn't want to be summoned

[Current summoner is a special case. System suggests Host to respond] advised the system

Getting up to stretch, the shinigami figured he might as well go since the system's advise has never failed him in the past. Well except when it advised to use Skasa's blood, that was just uncool.

"Alright I'm ready" Shiro said as a magic circle engulfed him

Rising up from the magic portal, the crimsonette took in his surroundings. He seemed to be in the forest but his eyes began to widen as he saw the person in front of him who he assumed was his summoner.

"Sup, I'll give you a second to guess who I am" said the white haired 14 yr old dressed in shinigami attire and captain's haori.

But the main thing that confused the crimsonette was that this wasn't the squad 10 captain Toshiro Hitsugaya despite his appearance. He could feel the boy's soul, it was familiar. It felt exactly like his own.

"Well this was unexpected" the red-head said blankly as he looked at the other version of himself

∞

"And then I had to escape the capital, I didn't even absorb enough weapons in their treasury to level up hyorinmaru to shikai!" the turquoise eyed shinigami said as he recalled his tale

"I even had to take the princess hostage once, she actually bit me! Felt like the girl had metal teeth!" he cried in indignation

the silver eyed crimsonette just sat back and ate with his other self as he listened to the tale. Apparently this other him was a version of himself from another timeline. After 'ROB' killed him to win a bet against another god called 'Ray', that other god apparently knew but couldn't do anything about it due to 'ROB' being too OP. In a fit of rage that god vented his anger on the other version of him.

In the end he also got a couple wishes since the god felt bad about killing an innocent person after calming down. However due to the fact that Ray wasn't as strong as 'ROB', he wasn't able to give his other self infinite mana or invincibility. The other Shiro instead asked specifically for Hyorinmaru, but since this world does not use reiatsu. Ray had to make a god-level sword which mimicked what Hyorinmaru did and was a soul bounded growth weapon that 'ate' other weapons to level up.

Overall it didn't sound like a bad deal, but considering his counterpart rushed through the teleportation before Ray could set his location. He ended up in the middle of a monster infested mountain instead of the beginner town he was supposed to appear at.

"Well cheer up, things may not have gone well for you. But now that I'm here I might as well help 'myself' out a bit" the red-haired Shiro said to his white-haired counterpart

"I can't teach you kido since that would require reiryoku which you don't have. But I can teach you shunpo. Also I can apparently spawn fafnir's blood so it should help!" the crimsonette said as he spawned in some gallons of blood

The white haired Shiro hugged his crimson haired counterpart "Thanks man! this has just been rough for me. Didn't think things would go my way until I found that summoning flyer" he cried as he really has been having a tough time

"No problems dude, were basically the same person. By the way.... how fast do you think you could learn to dance?" the crimsonette asked

The albino haired shinigami smirked "Were the same person, give me about a day or two." He responded confidently

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The conference between the 3 factions was disrupted. As the leaders of the three factions put up a barrier to protect their time-stopped allies. Human magicians surrounded them as they hovered in the air with their magic circles and glyphs.

It was then that a tall, tanned voluptuous woman floated down in front of the main cast.

"Katerea stop this right now! What are you trying to do?" asked a familiar magical girl that may or may not have scolded a certain shinigami about high speed car chases in the city.

In response to having her name called, Katerea scrunched up her face in slight anger

"Serafall.... you stole my Leviathan title and now question me. How dare you!?" the devil accused in calm rage

"Hehuaha, but don't worry darling. Once I kill you today, I'll simply take back the name of the Devil King Leviathan for myself!" the tanned leviathan declared

"I suppose it's too much to hope that were just caught up in a devil's coup d'etat." the fallen governor with golden bangs stated with a smirk

"I think it's more than that, her plan is most likely to take over the whole world" came the input of the Arch-Angel

"Ohoho, Michael nailed it! No one wants to live in a world where God and the Devil King's deaths are covered up. So since you have clearly failed we will take this decaying realm and reform it for ourselves!" Katerea declared while gesturing to the realm with wide arms

The sound of mocking laughter was heard from the fallen governor causing the bespectacled devil to narrow her eyes.

"Azazel. What do you find so amusing?" she asked

The laughter softened "Decaying? Reform? How cliche, come on you have to know that the first villains to die always say crap like that" the man explained

It was then that everyone in the vicinity felt a soul crushing pressure descend upon them.

"He's right you know." came the sudden voice next to Katerea

Before she could turn her head to see who it was, she was immediately sent flying by the smack of a giant fish. Everyone immediately saw the form of the crimson haired shinigami as he smirked with the bass across his shoulder.

"Kuroka! hit it!" he called out towards the black haired nekoshou as she pressed the button on the portable stereo with a wry smile

"Vocal percussion on a whole 'nother level. Coming from my mind!~" As the beat and chorus came out the shinigami began to slide and dance slowly as another short white-haired kid in the same shinigami outfit stood to the side posing

"I..... want golden wind~ (kono me amareri maroreri merare maro)" As the funky music continued the other shinigami began to sync in with his counterpart's dance as everyone watched in silence at the two's odd dance moves.

None of the members of Chaos Brigade that were there that day would admit, that it was a really funky beat.