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The Buddhas looked at Yang Jiao with heart palpitations on their faces.

They secretly wrote Yang Jiao's name on the bottom of their clothes, and decided in their hearts that they would retreat when they saw this guy in the future.

This guy is so scary!

Although Yang Jiao may be the one with the lowest Cultivation Base among Li Xiao's three apprentices, he is the most insidious one.

This guy, with one-handed space supernatural powers, makes him magical and elusive. Maybe this guy The next moment will appear behind you, give you a brick, or give you a monkey to steal a peach.

Although Buddhism has lust, but they also don't want to be eunuchs!

They are still vivid in the scene of the broken egg just now, which makes people feel frightened.

They would rather meet the Goddess Wang Shu, who is the highest Cultivation Base among Li Xiao's three disciples, or even meet Li Xiao to die rather than meet Yang Jiao.

This guy is too insidious, despicable and shameless!

The seventh disciple of Tathagata Buddha, Maha Kazanyan stepped forward, glared at Li Xiao's three disciples, and shouted, "The poor monk is here to ask you for advice!"

When Yang Jiao saw it, he was about to move immediately, the feeling of squeezing the balls, he felt very cool and very exciting.

When Maha Jiayanyan saw that it was Yang Jiao, he immediately turned pale in shock, clutching his crotch, and hurriedly said: "The poor monk is the first to discuss, it's Wendou, I won't fight with you!"

"Oh, talk first!"

Yang Jiao grinned, hesitated for a moment, looked at Maha Kazanyan, and said, "Well, it's still the question, which came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, you come and discuss..."

puff……

Maha Jiayanyan almost spat out a mouthful of old blood when he heard it, looked at Yang Jiao with a look of anger, and shouted: "This... this chicken produces eggs, eggs produce chickens, this is an unreasonable thing, how to talk about it? clear?"

Yang Jiao pouted, looked at Maha Kazanyan with disdain, and shouted: "The discussion is not clear, you are still talking about the eggs, get out, when will you lay the chicken on the egg and the egg on the chicken? Think about the problem first, and then discuss it with Pindao, or... if you don't agree, we can fight!"

Saying that, Yang Jiao looked at Maha Kazanyan's crotch, and unconsciously shook his right hand.

Mahakazanyan hurriedly covered his crotch and said, "You...you are shameless and vulgar, you...the poor monk will not allow you to argue, you..."

Yang Jiao turned to look at Li Xiao, cupped hands and said, "Teacher, this disciple is fortunate enough to live up to his mission and win another round!"

"Good, good, good!"

Li Xiao shouted three times, and only patted his thigh.

The old face of Tathagata Buddha has been blackened into the bottom of the pot.

Seven of the ten disciples under his seat have now lost seven, which is simply disgraceful.

It can be said that this Lanyu Buddhist meeting is already a smashing pot.

Anirritta, the eighth disciple under the throne of Buddha Tathagata, saw that Buddha Tathagata's face was ugly, and eager to find his place, he stepped out, glared at Yang Jiao and others, and shouted in a deep voice: "The poor monk is the first in the eyes of the sky, and I came here to ask for advice! "

"The first eye of the sky?"

Yang Jiao sneered, stepped forward, glared at Aniruda, and said with disdain, "Then do you know what color your master Tathagata Buddha's pants are?"

Li Xiao almost spat out a mouthful of old blood when he heard it, and hurriedly covered his face again to hide his embarrassment.

He felt that he was quite decent, but he didn't expect that the disciples he taught were such a jerk, especially the old man Yang Jiao, who was not only insidious, but also shameless.

It simply takes shamelessness to the extreme!

His teacher is shameless, and can't wait to find a hole to get in.

Buddha Tathagata blushed when he heard it, and looked at Yang Jiao with a look of shock and anger. If it wasn't for Li Xiao, he would have rushed over and slapped Yang Jiao, the bastard, to death.

The Buddhas were embarrassed to hear this, and they didn't know how to deal with it.

"You...you are shameless and filthy, you...the Buddhist Sacred Land, how can you be defiled, you..."

When Anirudha heard this, he suddenly trembled with anger and roared.

Yang Jiao stared at Aniruda with wide eyes, slapped his thighs in shock, and shouted: "Oh, I see, does it mean that Buddha Tathagata doesn't wear pants? Didn't you see the Tathagata Buddha, um, how big is he?"

puff……

All the buddhas vomited blood at the same time.

Tathagata Buddha staggered when he heard it, and almost fell off the ninth-grade meritorious golden lotus. He looked at Yang Jiao angrily and wanted to do it, but he saw Li Xiao and finally suppressed the anger in his heart.

Aniratta heard the old face twitch violently, and the anxious old face turned into a pig's liver, and said angrily: "You, you, shameless, you..."

Yang Jiao grinned, shook his head slightly, and said, "Oh, let's change the question, um, do you know what color panties Guanyin Bodhisattva wears? Or, she didn't wear either..."

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva blushed and said in shock, "Yang Jiao, you...you dare to humiliate the poor monk, you are presumptuous!"

"You still put five!"

Yang Jiao pouted and said with a look of disdain.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was furious and wanted to do it.

Yang Jiao hurriedly hid behind Li Xiao and shouted, "Teacher, Guanyin wants to kill the disciple!"

Li Xiao put down his hands, looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva, and sneered: "What? Guanyin Venerable, are you trying to bully the small? Hmph, is this how Buddhism treats guests? Well, you want to fight, come, follow Pindao did it once!"

Having said that, Li Xiao rolled up his sleeves and started to do it.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva immediately persuaded.

Buddha Tathagata frowned, his hands clasped together, and said: "Li Xiao, donor, your previous wedding, I Buddhism did not do anything on your wedding, please restrain yourself!"

Li Xiao raised his brows and said with a smile, "Well, Pindao will give you a face!"

When Yang Jiao heard this, he immediately got a little bit more daring, got out from behind Li Xiao, looked at Anirritta, and shouted, "What? Do you know my problem?"

"you……"

Aniratta trembled with anger, and looked at the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva blushed and hurriedly activated her supernatural powers, attracting Yunqi to cover herself, and said angrily, "You bastard..."

Only then did Anirudha turn his head in shame, bow his head and step back.

"Hahaha……"

Yang Jiao was overjoyed when he heard it, turned his head to look at Li Xiao, cupped hands and said, "Teacher, fortunately, the mission is not disgraceful, and the disciple has won again!"

"Good good!"

Li Xiao laughed loudly.

Upali, the ninth disciple under the throne of Buddha Tathagata, couldn't stand it any longer. He stepped forward, glared at Li Xiao's three disciples, and shouted, "Hey, the poor monk is Upali, the first to keep the precepts, please wait. Who will learn from the poor monk!"

Well, Wen Dou and the others are still quite confident, at least they don't have to face the shameless Yang Jiao.

Don't worry about becoming a eunuch Buddha.

Li Xiao stretched out his hand and patted Yang Jiao, and said with a smile, "Jiao'er, go and experience it again!"

"is teacher!"

Yang Jiao was overjoyed, cupped hands said.