Endless Love

Chapter 20 Extra Story 1: Mr. Qu and the Little White Rabbit

Chapter 20 Extra Story [-]: Mr. Qu and the Little White Rabbit
Recently, An Sidong has become obsessed with Harry Potter. After reading the books and movies, he is still not satisfied. He spends every day reading discussion posts on a pink forum.

One night, she was sitting next to Qu Weien reading posts with a notebook as usual, when he gave her a hug, he found her whole body was stiff.

"what happened?"

An Sidong turned pale and pointed to the screen.

He leaned over and saw that it was a post about Harry Potter. The title was "The most unimaginable, ridiculous and obscene question in HP, have you thought about it?" The half-blood giant Hagrid who entered the wizarding world, his mother is a giant and his father is an ordinary person. Who will tell me, how do giants and ordinary people hold small hands and have sex? How do they overcome the problem of size?"

This is the kind of question that Harry Potter fans discuss every day?
Someone below replied: "You are not alone, I think Hagrid's parents have been involved for a long time..."

"The landlord's question can't be answered, but I'm sure that Hagrid's mother must have run away from home because of Hagrid's father's dissatisfaction!"

"Is there such a thing as a shrinking potion?"

"Potions have no effect on giants, you can consider giving Hagrid's father a potion of growth."

"The landlord is still too naive."

Another person replied: "The author probably also considered this problem, so he didn't make Hagrid's father a giant and his mother an ordinary person..."

"I read the words upstairs three times before I understood what it meant. I am so pure."

Qu Weien raised his hand and pressed his forehead, pressing back the bulging veins, and looked down at the pale and frightened little white rabbit huddled on the computer chair, "Don't worry, I definitely belong to the range of normal people."

The little white rabbit looked at him suspiciously.

"You are welcome to inspect the goods at any time. If you don't believe me, you can do it now."

The little white rabbit quickly shook his head like a rattle, "No need, no need, I, I believe in you."

In the shower she secretly looked in the mirror.Although her figure is relatively small, in the company's physical examination before, everything like the gynecological examination was normal, and the doctor didn't say anything, so she should also belong to the range of normal people... right?

Because of someone's psychological shadow about size, the important part of inspection didn't happen until the wedding night.

After An Sidong took a shower, he dawdled in the bathroom and spent a long time mentally building up before he plucked up the courage to open the door and go out.

Mr. Qu was half lying on the bed calmly, neatly dressed in pajamas, covered his chest with a quilt, and put a pillow behind his waist. He was holding a coloring page of "300 Cases of Partnering Together" in his hand, and his eyes blinked intently. Not even blinking.

She walked over expectantly, threw off the quilt and got into the bed, and sat on the head of the bed beside him.He was still engrossed in reading the menu, motionless.

"That..." She turned to look at him, "Have you read this cookbook for a long time?"

"Ah."

"Have we tried almost all the dishes with practical value in it?"

"Ah."

"So you're now working on how to look at it backwards?"

Mr. Qu, who pretended to be calm, couldn't calm down anymore. He jumped up and turned over and pressed her under him, and then tore off the neat pajamas on his body with lightning speed.

"Why are you still wearing so many clothes?"

After fumbling for a long time, I still can't get it done.She called out: "Hey, lighten up! The hook is on me!"

He was very angry: "What is the structure of this thing, it is so difficult to understand!"

An Sidong was also depressed, "Qu Weien, do you really know?"

"Where do I come from?"

"Didn't you live with your little girlfriend for a while?"

"Who said I lived with her, didn't you see that we slept in the same room? And she is not my girlfriend."

The two glared at each other while panting.

He muttered: "You will, can't you take the initiative?"

This time she raised her voice: "Where did I come from?"

"You have had four boyfriends and lived in Hong Kong for so long, don't you know?"

"The four boyfriends were all talked about in school! How can you... that's like that at school! When you go to Hong Kong, you live in a house! No, you live in a suite! It's not like you are in the same gate!"

Continue to stare at each other.

But, wedding candles, this matter can't be solved by just staring.

The next morning, those who cared found out that Qu Weien was obviously a little mentally ill, and the bride simply didn't come to work.

Lao Ma and Tony passed by Qu Weien's work station, Qu Weien stopped them and whispered, "Dongdong is not feeling well today, please take a day off, and the leave will be made up when she comes back."

"No problem, no problem," Lao Ma patted him on the shoulder with a smile, and said earnestly, "Young people must know how to control themselves—"

All the people around were in tacit understanding but smiled without saying a word.

A week later, Xiao Zhang from the engine department went to Qu Weien's house on the weekend, and brought back a piece of explosive gossip: The newlyweds are actually separating!
Under the powerful gossip and guesswork of everyone, there are many versions of this matter, such as the old fiancée's counterattack version, the disharmony version, the love is beautiful and the reality is cruel version, the domestic violence version, and the trendy couple's avant-garde relationship model version.

Tweet twitter, blah blah blah.

Qu Weien felt that it was necessary to have a talk with his new wife.So one night, the following conversation took place on the sofa in the living room of Qu’s family.

"Dongdong, we are already married, aren't we?"

"Um……"

"I love you, and you love me, don't you?"

"Um……"

"You're going to spend your whole life with me and grow old together, aren't you?"

"Um……"

"I don't snore or grind my teeth when I sleep, and I don't kick people to grab the quilt, do I?"

"Um……"

"The big bed in our house is big enough to sleep two people, isn't it?"

"Um……"

"You're normal, and I'm normal, aren't you?"

"Um……"

"So, should you move back into the master bedroom and sleep with me?"

So after a month of separation, the psychologically shadowed bride finally walked into the master bedroom tremblingly pale and trembling again.

Another month later, Xiao Zhang went to Qu Weien's house again, and he was shocked to find that the couple was still separated!
"I guess, Owen may be getting divorced soon." He said with some regret, but he couldn't hide the light of gossip in his dark and deep eyes.

Later... I don't know what happened afterwards. Anyway, the couple didn't get divorced until Xiaozhang quit his job after a long time.

(End of this chapter)

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