Entertainment: After the divorce, Boss Yang called me to sign

Midnight.

Under the high-speed impact, a heavy muffled sound suddenly came.

Immediately afterwards, Lu Yan and his wife lost control of their bodies and almost rolled off the bed.

In a flash.

The two thought there was an earthquake.

Lu Yan carefully examined it.

only to find that the temporary bed set up by the program team collapsed.

The bed collapsed!

Lu Yan’s face collapsed.

said that the funds of the program group can’t be spent, so why should they burn hard in the last issue?

As a result, the most important tool bed turned out to be so shoddy.

Have all the funds been wasted?

“No, I’m going to ask the director tomorrow. ”

Yang Mi scratched her head in embarrassment: “Husband, this is not good, and it is too embarrassing.” ”

“What’s so embarrassing, we didn’t break the law, I like to make things difficult for the director the most. ”

Yang Mi really couldn’t resist Lu Yan: “As long as my husband is willing, he can do anything.” ”

Lu Yan took a few thick books from the bookcase and put them under the bed.

Due to the narrowness of the treehouse.

It’s hard to carry a well-made queen bed in.

The program team could only nail a thick plank to four legs.

A bed is made.

Simple, yet very strong.

Perhaps Lu Yan pushed too hard, keeping the bed shaking at high speed.

In addition, the wood used for the legs was too long, too high off the floor, and somewhat rotten.

Under the violent impact, the click was broken.

Lu Yan broke off all the broken bed legs and put a few thick books on them.

I slept all night.

Early the next morning.

The staff of the program team has already set up a position outside the treehouse and started the live broadcast.

Chief director Zhang Hangxi was also waiting quietly beside him.

At 25 in the morning, there were not many people in the live broadcast room.

Lu Yan’s family was still in the treehouse and did not appear on camera.

So the number is only about 1 million.

Not long after, Lu Yan opened the door.

A family of four walked out dressed neatly.

Lu Yan greeted: “Director, can you come up for a moment?”

Zhang Hangxi was bullied by Lu Yan several times, and he was much smarter.

“I don’t go up, I’m not a guest, I don’t want to be on camera all the time. ”

Lu Yan smiled: “Don’t worry, I will definitely not throw you down, hurry up.” ”

Zhang Hangxi could only bite the bullet and enter the tree house.

Lu Yan pointed to a thick stack of books used to make up the bed.

“See, that’s what you’re talking about, the money is burning!”

“The quality of the bed is so poor, the legs of the bed are broken when I fall asleep. Where did all the money go?”

Zhang Hangxi stared at the stack of books, just giggling and not speaking.

The subtext in his heart: Brother, you are good at collapsing the bed, but you can’t put a pot on my head.

I don’t carry this black cauldron!

Zhang Hangxi forced a wicked smile and said, “Why did the bed collapse, didn’t you count it in your heart?”

Lu Yan did not hide it.

“I admit, there is indeed an element of mine. But the main thing is that the bed is not strong. That is, the final battle, I don’t want to make it difficult for you. ”

“If this happened in the previous issues, I would have to blackmail you for thousands of dollars. ”

“It’s enough for Mr. He and Mr. Huang to spend a whole season. ”

Zhang Hangxi rubbed his hair embarrassedly.

“And what do you want?”

Lu Yan: “Capital crimes can be avoided, but living crimes cannot be escaped.” Shout slogans with me: Lu Yan is the most handsome. ”

“Lu Yan is the most handsome. ”

“Lu Yan is my male god. ”

“Lu Yan is my male god. ”

“I’m going to give Lu Yan a monkey. ”

“I’m going to give… I can’t even give birth to a human, let alone a monkey. I’m going to be Lu Yan’s little brother, is this slogan okay?”

Lu Yan waved his hand: “It’s okay, stand down.” ”

“By the way, is there a pig in the program team?”

Zhang Hangxi held his head in his hands when he heard the pig.

“There is indeed a pig, which was given by the villagers. You said how good it would be to send some pork? Send a live pig, no one dares to kill it, and I am worried to death. ”

“The chef invited by our program team is a good hand at cutting vegetables and meat, and he really can’t kill pigs. ”

Lu Yan packed the ticket: “Leave the matter of killing the pig to me.” It’s the last issue, and I’ll give you some new tricks. ”

“I guess you’ve never seen a large-scale pig slaughter. ”

Zhang Hangxi hurriedly clenched his fists: “Great, this big problem can finally be solved.” ”

“I apologize to you again, I’ll get a sturdy bed next time. Don’t let your little couple drop the chain at a critical moment. ”

Yang Mi gave him a blank look.

“Director, this is live. ”

Zhang Hangxi said with a smile: “You also said that it was a live broadcast, not an edit to the TV station.” Say something interesting, it’s nothing. ”

Yang Mi: ???

What do you call this interesting content?

Well, interesting indeed!

“Hahaha, this news is definitely at the top of the hot search list. ”

“Shocked! Lu Yan Yang Mi actually collapsed the bed. ”

“Upstairs, UC won’t want you. You’re not a title party, it’s a fact! Pack up your bedding and leave. ”

“Teacher Lu is still fierce, let’s just say can you take it easy? Xiaoqiuqiu is less than half a year old, and it would be bad to have a third child. ”

“Shocked! My goddess Yang Mi has become a fertility machine for other men. ”

“Lu Bolun, Lu Baca, it’s still amazing!”

“If I want to be half as good as Teacher Lu, my wife won’t divorce me. ”

“Tell your story. ”

……

The family of four went back to the mushroom house for breakfast.

Brother Hu approached Lu Yan and began to talk about the script.

The sci-fi script is too brain-burning.

Imagination runs wild.

And there are a lot of physics, astronomy, etc., which Hu Ge can’t understand at all.

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He’s not one to understand the script.

In every play, Brother Hu must have a clear grasp of the character, characteristics, attributes, behavioral habits, and occupation of the characters he plays.

Every line must also be dialyzed into its connotation. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

He has too many questions now.

You must find Lu Yan to understand clearly.

Lu Yan began to explain his doubts one by one.

After discussing the script.

Brother Hu took Lu Yan to an area without cameras and asked quietly.

“I confessed to Liu Tianxian last night. ”

Lu Yan was surprised: “So fast, so direct?”

But he can understand.

Brother Hu is a straight man.

If you like any woman, you will definitely choose to confess directly.

If it is an ordinary straight man, there is a high probability that a forced confession will be rejected.

But Brother Hu is different.

He is a male god in the entertainment industry, and his idol halo is full.

Even if you confess without brains, the chance of success is very high.

“The result?” Lu Yan gossiped.

“She didn’t seem to explicitly reject me, nor did she explicitly accept it. I think it’s more likely to be refused. ”

“Because she said she couldn’t have children, I didn’t know what it meant. Do you want to use this excuse to dissuade me? You help me analyze and analyze. ”

“You’ve been married to her for several years, why don’t you want children?”

This really stopped Lu Yan.

Because of Liu Tianxian’s physique and some illnesses, she really can’t have children for the time being.

However, Lu Yan has a solution.

If she accepts Brother Hu.

Lu Yan will definitely prescribe a formula for her and treat her.

But he didn’t want to tell Brother Hu about it.

Instead, he would choose to discuss privately with Liu Tianxian secretly.

Lu Yan pretended to be stupid and said: “I don’t know about this, I’ll help you find a chance to find out.” ”

Brother Hu clenched Lu Yan’s hand and shook it wildly.

“The happiness of buddies is all in your hands. ”

Lu Yan smiled: “No.” With your Lao Hu’s personality charm, aren’t the beauties in the entertainment industry just picked?”

Subsequently, Lu Yan came to the backyard of the mushroom house.

As it was by the sea, there was a lot of space in the backyard.

Originally, there was a cow, a sheep and a flock of ducklings.

Now there’s one more pig.

Lu Yan said with a smile: “I originally planned to help the program team slaughter the pig, and I ate pork today.” ”

Suddenly I noticed that the cow and the sheep were very good-eyed, and changed my mind. ”

He Yu hurriedly stopped.

“This can’t be killed! They are all great heroes of the program team. ”

Xiao Budian and Su Su’s mother are the elders of “yearning”.

It brought a lot of excitement and joy to the show.

Don’t say you can’t kill.

The program team even insured them with a huge amount of money.

Lu Yan rubbed his hands: “Mutton and beef are more delicious, they make me greedy, but unfortunately I can’t eat them.” ”

“Then you can only wronged Little Piggy. ”

Xiao Yan looked puzzled: “Dad, are you going to kill the little piggy?”

In front of his daughter, he didn’t want to use such cruel words.

It was very euphemistic to change the word.

“Dad turned the little pig into pork and let Xiao Yan Xiaotong eat it, okay?”

Xiao Yan, who was overflowing with 467 affection, nodded obediently.

“Okay, I want to eat pork. ”

Brother Hu interjected: “There is compassion, but not much. ”

At this time, Lu Yan took the staff’s knife and hid it behind him.

“The following picture is not suitable for viewing, you can enjoy the other scenery first. ”

As soon as the camera turned, Lu Yan was ready to kill the pig.

His sword skills are very strong, and his own strength is strong enough.

After Sister Zifeng took Xiao Yan Xiaotong away.

Lu Yan quickly took out the knife and sealed his throat with a knife.

Wiped the pig directly on the neck.

This is bloodletting the pigs.

Blood gushed out and flowed into the basin.

It didn’t take long for the pig to die.

Then it is to scald the pig’s hair, hang the pig up, and cut it with a knife…

The guests looked at Lu Yan’s skillful operation, and their faces were full of surprise.

A good big star doesn’t film, and he’s a butcher!

Although Huang Lei claims to be a good cook.

But he can kill a fish, and he doesn’t dare to kill a chicken.

Not to mention large domestic animals such as pigs, cattle and sheep.

Today, Lu Yan, the master, taught him another good lesson.

“The work is too neat, and without 30 years of experience in killing pigs, it can’t achieve such an effect. ”

“You’re not even 30 years old, how can you be so skilled at killing pigs?”

Lu Yan explained with a smile: “Maybe my last life, my last life, all the way back to dozens of generations above, are all dry butchers.” ”

“The butcher is serious about a lot of fierce people, such as Zhang Fei and Fan Xu, all of whom do this. ”

After killing the pig, He Yu took a large pot and sent some pork to the fellow.

Because there is too much pork, I can’t eat it at all.

This is not a flower offering.

Instead, they lend flowers and offer them to those who give them.

As soon as he finished killing the pig, Xiao Yan Xiaotong, who couldn’t hold back, rushed over.

Xiao Yan said gently: “Dad, there is a lot of pork, can you fry it for me?”

Xiao Tong’s mouth opened wide.

“Daddy, I’m going to eat all the pigs in one bite. ”

Lu Yan pinched her nose.

“At such a young age, you have such a big appetite?”

Everyone else is performing three mouths and one pig.

To you, just one bite at a time?

It’s fierce!.