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It turned out to be Zhao Dashan, the sketch king in the Northeast, and Fan Dawei's sketch was killed in the rehearsal of the last CCTV Spring Festival Gala.

Their sketches ridiculed some bad customs in the current society, and the director of the Spring Festival Gala felt that their sketches were too aggressive and not suitable for the current New Year's atmosphere.

gave them an ultimatum, if they can come up with a satisfactory script three days before the start of the Spring Festival Gala, their qualification to participate in the Spring Festival Gala will be retained.

If they can't come up with a suitable and satisfactory sketch script, then they will have to say goodbye to this year's Spring Festival Gala.

Lin Mu felt angry when he heard it, and told the other party after the last rehearsal before the Spring Festival Gala was about to start, saying that their sketches did not meet the current joyful atmosphere of the New Year.

Everyone else has already participated in four or five rehearsals, isn't that deliberately embarrassing people?

Zhao Dashan and they were also very angry, if they were according to their temper, they really didn't want to participate in this Spring Festival Gala, but they just thought that they had participated in four or five rehearsals.

If they only tell their fans at this time that they were taken down because their show does not fit the current atmosphere, I don't know what those fans and enemies who have conflicts with them think of them, maybe they will post some unfavorable news on the Internet.

To this end, Zhao Dashan and his team issued a call for papers and requests to various entertainment companies in China.

If there is an entertainment company or individual that can provide them with a script that can participate in the Spring Festival Gala and pass the review of the Spring Festival Gala program team, they are willing to pay 3 million to buy each other's scripts, and they will also gain their friendship.

Zhao Dashan set up an entertainment company in Northeast China, and the name of the company is still named after him, called "Dashan" Entertainment Company, and Fan Dawei and they are all artists of this entertainment company.

Zhao Dashan is the chairman of this company, maybe their entertainment company is not too big for Huaguo.

However, in terms of the entire three eastern provinces, it can be regarded as a behemoth, that is, some singers and crews from Beijing, Magic City, East Guangdong, Wanwan, and Gangcheng went there to sing or film.

If there is no "big mountain" entertainment to say hello, maybe there will be some unexpected situations, and some cows, ghosts, snakes and gods will jump out to make trouble for you, so that your concert or crew will not have a day to live.

If the "Big Mountain" entertainment company had said hello and said that the singer or crew was their friend, those ghosts, snakes and gods would have taken a detour and would not dare to make trouble with the concert or the crew.

In addition, Zhao Dashan has appeared on the Spring Festival Gala almost every year in the past ten years, performing sketch programs, and their sketches are deeply loved by the people of China.

Many people feel that if Zhao Dashan and them did not appear on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala in any year, they might not be happy this year.

Therefore, if they can get Zhao Dashan's friendship, there will be only benefits and no harm to Huaguo's entertainment companies.

It's just that the time is too rushed, too urgent, and almost all entertainment companies have rejected their requests, Zhou Huiru called Lin Mu, on the one hand, to tell Lin Mu about it.

On the other hand, I wanted to ask Lin Mu if he had a suitable sketch script in hand, although Lin Mu had not written a sketch script before.

However, Zhou Huiru knew that Lin Mu could write novels, write TV drama scripts, or even write sketch scripts, she was completely a typical emergency to go to the doctor.

After listening to Zhou Huiru's words, Lin Mu remembered that he had really seen a lot of sketch scripts suitable for Zhao Dashan in those earth materials that meteors brought into his mind.

Zhao Dashan's appearance and performance style are exactly the same as Uncle Benshan on the earth, and Lin Mu has also seen Zhao Dashan's sketches when he was free before.

At that time, he was thinking about when the time was ripe, he would take out a few sketch scripts of Uncle Benshan on the earth and perform them for Zhao Dashan and his team.

I didn't expect the opportunity to come so quickly, Lin Mu thought about it quickly, and said to Zhou Huiru: "Aunt Zhou, don't say it, I really have a script here that is suitable for Zhao Dashan and their sketch team, but it hasn't been written yet."

So I'm in the village at this time, and I'll be writing as soon as I get back, and I'll be pretty much ready in the evening.

I'll send you an email address as soon as I've written it, and if you think you can send it to them again, if not, forget it."

When Zhou Huiru heard this, she hurriedly urged Lin Mu to go back and write it quickly, and send it to her as soon as she wrote it, but she reminded Lin Mu to submit the copyright registration first after writing to avoid accidents.

Although Zhao Dashan has a good reputation with the outside world, he didn't have much contact with them before, and he didn't know them very well, so no one dared to be careless, so he submitted the copyright registration first, and once something bad happened, he could make it clear that it was not.

Lin Mu told Zhou Huiru that he knew that any work that came out of his hands, as long as it was not submitted for copyright registration, no matter who it was, he would not take it out, not that he was too careful.

It's that Lin Mu has his own principles for doing things, and he doesn't want to bring trouble to himself because of his carelessness.

Back at home, Lin Mu entered his room, turned on the computer, and watched Zhao Dashan's previous sketches for a while.

After taking a look at it and not finding that their sketches were familiar with Uncle Benshan and their sketches on the earth, Lin Mu made a decision.

Lin Mu decided to take out the sketch "Selling Abduction" performed by Uncle Benshan, Fan Wei, and Gao Xiumin in the 2001 Earth Spring Festival Gala to Zhao Dashan and them.

The sketch "Selling Abduction" can be regarded as a household name on the earth, as long as you have watched this sketch, there is no one who is not attracted by Uncle Benshan's performance.

I think there should not be many people who haven't seen this sketch on the earth, some people have even seen it many times, and many people will turn it out when they are in a bad mood or bored, and this sketch brings everyone a lot of joy.

It is said that before Fan Wei performed this sketch, no matter what role he played, he was not dispopular, Fan Wei was disheartened and wanted to quit the entertainment industry.

And after he, Uncle Benshan, and Sister Gao performed this sketch together, Fan Wei's performance road took off directly, no matter what program he performed or what role he played, it would cause a lot of repercussions, and the endorsement was even softer.

The script of "Selling Abduction" is only the first part of the trilogy, and there are two more to follow, namely "Selling Cars" and "Kung Fu".

However, in Lin Mu's opinion, the second part is very good, and the third part is completely a dog's tail continuation mink, which is a bit unsatisfactory.

Lin Mu created a new folder and began to type on the keyboard, the name of the sketch "Selling Abduction", and then the specific lines:

Gao: Hey, big flicker! big flicker!

Zhao: What's the big fool you are shouting, come to sell this thing today, be a big guy, don't call me by my stage name, okay?

When the audience heard this, they all laughed, Da Yu is his stage name, this is too talented, the audience thought in their hearts.

Gao: Dad, if you want me to say don't sell this kidnapper!

Zhao: Why?

Gao: It's full of good legs and feet, who would buy you this thing?

Zhao: You are talking nonsense, don't you sell it? Do this pair of crutches and work and materials, and you haven't slept for a day and a night, don't you lose money if you don't sell it?

Gao: Oh! This street is full of people with good legs, can they be sold?

Zhao: Don't you know me? I can slant the positive flicker, I can flicker the bad flicker, I can flicker the sharp flicker, I can flicker the little two very well, I flickered and separated him. Selling crutches today, with a good pair of legs, I can fool him with a lameness.

Gao: Haha, you can pull it down, I don't believe that other people's good legs can fool others and be lame?

Zhao: Believe it or not? Believe it or not, just wait and see, that's my forte.

Gao: I don't know your strengths? My dad is very interesting, I heard that people buy horses and he rushes to sell car covers, I hear that people buy motorcycles and they sell hard hats, I hear that people have insomnia and they sell sleeping pills, I hear that people ......

Zhao: Don't talk about it, this is called the market, and you have to grasp the amount in advance.

Gao: There are times when you make mistakes in advance.

Zhao: Did you make a mistake?

Gao: I heard that the pillar drove a four-wheeled bicycle and smashed his leg, and he got up early in the morning to do this crutch, but the person smashed it heavily, and he was directly in a wheelchair after being discharged from the hospital, and the crutches were not sold, hahaha...... Hehehe...... Oops......

Zhao: Don't worry, I'll sell it to you today.

Gao: Then the streets are full of good legs and feet, who buys them?

Zhao: Daughter-in-law, let's find a good leg to abduct him today, and see my ability to fool him.

Gao: Aren't you just a liar?

Zhao: How can this be called a deception? The person who made the wish took the bait, understand? Will you shout a few words for me in a while.

Gao: I won't fool around, you can do it yourself.

Zhao: Look at my eyes for a while, okay......? Someone is coming, shouting....

This is, the male partner came from the side of the street on a bicycle (Fan Dawei).

Gao: Ah... Oh... Crutch... Oh... Crutch... Oh... Crutch... Crutch... Crutch ah......

The male partner really turned towards them on a bicycle and at the same time, said unhappily

I said, what are you commanding, you? You know where I'm going to go, so you let me kidnap you

Zhao: Shout... Sell!

Gao: Sell it!

Zhao: What are you selling?

Gao: Turn!

Zhao: Connect.

Gao: Kidnapped!

Fan: Well, what's going on? Who wants to kidnap you?

Gao: He was abducted

Fan: Are you going to be trafficked?

Zhao: What kind of eyes do you have? Abduction, I can abduct and sell like this, can you buy it?

Fan: What the hell is going on with you?

Zhao: What's the matter? You're nosy.

Gao: We're two of us, playing here!

Zhao: Hehehe, there's nothing to play!

Fan: These two people, who are big enough for the Chinese New Year, sell their daughters-in-law here to play...... Oops!

Gao: Not for sale?

Zhao: Stop...... Very serious?

Gao: What?

......

Lin Mu finished writing the lines of this sketch script at about nine o'clock in the evening, and after writing it, he also wrote out the requirements for the three roles and the people who recommended the performances one by one.

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three of them were required to dress up in their seventies, and the three performers recommended Zhao Dashan himself, Gao Hongmin and Fan Dawei respectively.

Zhao and Gao have to dress up very dirty, while Fan has to pretend to be simple, and his brain is not very flexible, and he ......

After writing the script, Lin Mu checked the typos and incoherent sentences, and then submitted an application for copyright registration, and then sent it to Zhou Huiru's mailbox.

After sending the email, Lin Mu also sent a text message to Zhou Huiru, telling him that the sketch had been sent to her mailbox, and the rest of the contact with Zhao Dashan was her job.

If Zhao Dashan and they take a fancy to this script, it is best to call themselves during the rehearsal, and some of the performance requirements and small details of the actors in the script have not been written out.

It's best to talk to them over the phone and tell them the requirements and details yourself.

After Zhou Huiru saw the text message sent by Lin Mu, she immediately took the laptop next to her, logged in to her mailbox, and read it directly after downloading the file.

As soon as she started watching it, Zhou Huiru was amused by the lines in the script, and laughed while watching, and when she finished reading it, she felt that her stomach hurt from laughter.

After reading the first time, I didn't feel like I had watched it, and then I watched it the second time, and after reading it for the second time, she picked up her mobile phone and called Zhao Dashan directly.

told the other party that he had a good sketch script in his hand, which was created by someone from his own company, Zhao Dashan heard it, and hurriedly told Zhou Huiru his email address, and asked her to send it over immediately, and they would take a look at it first.

Originally, Zhao Dashan didn't have much hope, because he was not a professional creator of sketch scripts, and it was difficult to create good sketch scripts.

Zhao Dashan originally just took a casual look, and then found a reason to reject the script.

However, as soon as he first watched it, he was attracted by the lines and dialogues, and while watching, he brought himself into the sketch performance.

After he finished reading the lines, he continued to look at some of the requirements and costumes for the actors and performances in the back, and after reading it, he compared the actors recommended by the creator of this sketch, and felt that the recommended actors were the most suitable for this sketch.

Zhao Dashan immediately picked up his mobile phone and called Gao Hongmin and Fan Dawei, asking them to go back to the company immediately, he got a very good sketch script, and asked them to come back immediately to discuss it and prepare to start rehearsals.

Zhao Dashan has already decided that he must take down this sketch script, even if it is the price.

Even if the Spring Festival Gala program team didn't like this show in the end, he had to buy it, and he felt that this sketch script would become the best work in his sketch career.

After Zhao Dashan finished calling Gao Hongmin and Fan Dawei, he immediately began to watch it a second time, and this script made him feel that he couldn't put it down.