Entertainment: I Just Want To Get Rid Of My Aunt’s Curse

"The pigs at home are so edible that we have run out of pig food. We need to buy some supplies." Lu Yan said with a smile.

The meaning is obvious.

There are too many people in the family, and there are too many people to eat.

All the ingredients have been dried up.

Everyone is numb.

"These are top goddesses. If you call them pigs, do they agree?"

Three aunts, Yang Mi, Tang Yan, and Liu Shishi, responded in unison: "I agree.

"..."

Da Tiantian was completely speechless.

After all, I am too talkative.

Yang Mi laughed and said: "When a couple is in love, don't men always call the woman Xiaozhu? It's a nickname.

Da Tiantian scratched her head.

"Although, you are already old, why are you pretending to be little pigs? You are just like an old sow."

Yang Mi retorted fiercely: "You are not like an old sow."

Da Tiantian denied: "You can say that I am an old aunt, but I don't admit that I am an old sow. I am not that good at eating."

"When it comes to old sows, you are the most suitable. You are an old sow who only eats and does not exercise, and is about to give birth to piglets, hahaha!

Yang Mi sarcastically said: "Even if I am an old sow, I am better off giving birth to piglets than some people who have been single for ten thousand years."

"Some people probably haven't tasted what it's like to be a man, right? Have you never kissed or hugged a man?"

"Gee, some women are so miserable."

These words are indeed an insult to Da Tiantian.

But Liu Shishi on the side, why does she feel more and more uncomfortable the more she listens to it?

Fortunately, she had a kiss with Lu Yan during her adventure.

It's still better than Datiantian.

"Which auntie pig wants to buy ingredients with me?"

Yang Mi definitely can’t go.

Liu Shishi has to meet with her assistant later about Shang Xing.

Tang Yan's relatives came and felt a little uncomfortable.

Reba and Liu Tianxian720 are not at home again.

After all, it can only be sweet.

"I'm going? I'm going... I'm going!"

"I'll go" three times in a row, the tone is different.

The meaning expressed is also different.

It shows the breadth and depth of Chinese language.

"Then let's go."

Lu Yan took Da Tiantian to the underground garage.

Get on the Cullinan and leave the courtyard.

This is the first time for Da Tiantian to sit alone in the same car with a top male idol.

And she was sitting in the passenger seat.

For a while, Da Tiantian was very uncomfortable.

Her butt was squirming back and forth on the seat, changing positions.

It seems that no matter how much I adjust, I feel uncomfortable.

I feel so nervous!

"Auntie, don't make the skin of my seat bald. I have to replace it with a new one, which is quite expensive.

Da Tiantian smiled awkwardly and said, "The main reason is that I'm a little uncomfortable."

Lu Yan smiled bitterly and said: "What kind of car does Auntie usually take? Cullinan is not comfortable, so your car must be a nine-hand Alto, right?"

"The license plate must be clear A."

Don’t look at Da Tiantian’s good figure.

But this aunt is still very low-key and reserved.

She kept her legs clamped the whole time and put her hands on her legs.

Maintain a dignified posture.

Not like Yang Mi.

The first time she sat in the same car with Lu Yan, she wore black stockings.

And he raised his legs high and placed them on the windshield, which was full of temptation.

"I heard... the aunts all actively pursued you?"

Lu Yan sighed: "Yes! I am a big boy and I don't understand anything."

"The aunts are all so caring. I couldn't resist their attacks, and I fell over time."

"So when boys go out, they should (aicc) protect themselves. Don't imitate me, being hurt by so many aunts...it makes me sad just thinking about it.

Da Tiantian rolled her eyes.

You can act like a horse and pretend for me!

Are you feeling happy?

Later, Yin Tiantian asked the key question.

"With so many aunties, can you bear it?"

Lu Yan nodded calmly.

"What's too much to take? I have a good appetite, healthy teeth and a great body."

"Who asked you if you have eaten? I mean... you know."

Lu Yan: "I don't understand."

"Forget it if you don't understand."

Da Tiantian secretly looked at Lu Yan.

This guy’s physique and energy are also great, right?

Be another man.

Even athletes with top physical talents or fitness experts.

Once you fall into the aunt group.

In half a year at most, I will probably be skinny and sluggish.

How come Lu Yan is as strong as an ox and has sharp eyes like a tiger?

This is too scary!

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but blush because of Tiantian.

This scene was accurately captured by Lu Yan.

"Auntie, what are you thinking about, why are you blushing?"

Da Tiantian awkwardly argued: "It's nothing, it's just too hot in the car."

"It's too hot? Guess whether I believe it or not. It's autumn, there's a cool breeze blowing outside, and the temperature in the car is only ten degrees. You tell me it's too hot?"

"How about I open the car window?"

Da Tiantian gritted her teeth and said: "Let's go... let's go..."

Lu Yan opened the windows on both sides of the car about ten centimeters.

The strong wind roared in my ears like a beast.

The whistling wind filled the car.

Da Tiantian shivered coldly.

"Auntie, are you cool now? Are you awake?"

"Awake, very awake!"

Lu Yan took advantage of the car and stretched his hand out of the window.

His fingers were bent into claws, feeling the strong wind hitting his palms.

A full sense of fulfillment!

"What are you doing? This action is so dangerous. Are you afraid that a car will pass by and knock your hand off?" Da Tiantian was worried.

Lu Yan smiled lightly and said: "There are no cars on both sides. I just want to feel the fullness of the wind."

Da Tiantian is puzzled.

"The wind is empty and misty, how can it be fulfilling?"

"You also stretch out your hand and feel the wind blowing on your palm, as if you are holding something soft." Lu Yan instigated.

Da Tiantian tried it.

"It's really soft, like holding onto dough."

Lu Yan was stunned.

Dough?

All right!

My thinking patterns and that of this aunt are not on the same track.

The big sweet reflex arc is ridiculously long.

We drove for another five minutes.

She suddenly hit Lu Yan on the shoulder.

"Are you too shameless? I just realized it now. You stretched out your hands to catch the wind.

Lu Yan retorted: "My palms are hot, if I blow the wind, can you think about it?"

"What if you aunties are so good at it? You use these thoughts every day to corrupt our boys."

"KR..."

Da Tiantian almost cried with anger.

She, a flower of wealth in the world, was born into a wealthy family.

It gives people the impression that they grew up surrounded by money.

But an extremely generous family background.

Da Tiantian was not allowed to develop a cunning and overbearing character.

She is still very gentle, like a big-breasted cat.

Her temperament is between Qin Lan and Liu Shishi.

She doesn't have the ladylike demeanor of Qin Lan.

It’s not as overly Buddhist as Liu Shishi.

Obviously, bickering is not her strong suit.

But Lu Yan can always break through the bottom line of the aunts step by step.

Drive them crazy.

The car parked in the underground garage of the supermarket,

Lu Yan warned: "Auntie, you wait in the car while I go shopping."

Everyone was stunned.

"I'll wait in the car? You go buy it? Let's go home after shopping?"

Lu Yan: "Yes!"

Da Tiantian's face was full of question marks.

"Then let me ask you, what's the point of me accompanying you to the supermarket?"

"You did all the work by yourself, what about me?"

Lu Yan looked innocent.

"Isn't it okay not to let you work? Why are there still people rushing to work?"

"The meaning of your existence is to accompany me to relieve my boredom on the road."

Relieve boredom?

I'll give you a hard fight on horseback!

Da Tiantian is going crazy.

"I thought there were too many things for you to carry alone."

"They don't have time, so I'm kind enough to accompany you here. Didn't you expect that I would just be the one to chat with you?"

Lu Yan couldn't help laughing.

"If just chatting with me is not enough, I will buy some snacks and drinks later. You can also eat and drink with us, which will add up to three companions."

Da Tiantian clenched her palms and gritted her teeth.

She searched in the car.

"Don't you have a knife? I'm going to knife you."

Lu Yan said helplessly: "Auntie, don't be so violent. Aren't you a gentle person?"

Da Tiantian put her hands on her hips.

"Isn't it all because of you? When I was the most rebellious age group when I was young, I never had such a high forehead.

"And getting mad at a strange man."

Lu Yan said helplessly: "Mimi regards you as my future girlfriend, why are you still a strange man?"

"Auntie is too outspoken. This is not good."

Da Tiantian: "She said yes? I don't agree."

Lu Yan spread his hands.

"Then auntie, go find that table tennis player. See how he cheats you."

Lao Gao with sweet and pouty lips.

"If I don't look for him or you, I'll be single!"

Lu Yan: "Okay, no matter who Auntie is looking for, just follow her if you want to go."

"If someone secretly photographs you, it will be very troublesome to deal with it later."

Da Tiantian sneered: "Didn't you say that Mimi's pregnancy can be used as a shield?"

"Once a paparazzi takes a photo of the two of us, he will post it online."

"You can say that you have a girlfriend. I'm just Mi Mi's best friend. Let's go out together to help her buy things."

"Then Mimi will also personally come forward to clarify, and then she can be cleared. As for whether netizens believe it or not, that is their business.

Lu Yan gave a thumbs up.

"You know how to whiten your skin, no wonder your skin is so white."

She saw him staring directly at her body.

The big sweet face felt slightly warm and she wrapped her clothes tightly.

"What are you looking at? I'll dig out your eyes again."

Lu Yan:???

"Auntie, are you all pretending to be gentle? There is definitely violence in your bones!"

"Today you have shown your true colors."