Entertainment: I Just Want To Get Rid Of My Aunt’s Curse

The existence of several goddess aunts.

The air is filled with bursts of fragrant wind.

Chen He, who has just become a baby daddy, congratulates Lu Yan.

"You are really amazing. I also want two daughters, but I have to give birth to them one at a time.

"You kill two birds with one stone, your skills are profound!"

Inadvertently, a wave of cars drove by.

Song Dandan looked envious: "Xiao Lu is really outstanding."

"It's my first time to meet him, but I've watched a lot of news and videos about him. He's so awesome, so awesome!"

"If my son Badatu could be one-tenth as good as you, I wouldn't care about him at all."

Song Dandan's son Badatu has impressive looks and average talent.

No acting skills either.

But he often appears in variety shows and plays supporting roles in various film and television dramas.

The reason is of course self-evident.

It's all because of a good mother.

Song Dandan has always had great expectations for her son, hoping that he will become a dragon.

No matter what.

She had to accept Badatu's mediocrity.

Lu Yan's light is too dazzling.

Song Dandan was almost crying.

Youzi is like this.

Let her jump into the sea immediately.

Lu Yan quickly said humbly: "Aunt Song, thank you. I'm not as good as you think."

**** "430" around 4 p.m.

The guests began to rush to the sea to pick up seafood.

If you rely on the mountains, you will eat the mountains; if you rely on the sea, you will eat the sea.

There is a perfect resource like the sea.

As long as fishermen at the seaside are not lazy, they can live a good life.

Hard-working or smart.

You may also become a millionaire.

The guests of Mushroom House often go to sea and get some food.

Just pick up some crabs, fish, shrimps, and sea cucumbers, which is enough for a few meals.

Lu Yan was lying on the ground flying a kite.

After flying the kite, he lay on the beach with his head resting on his left arm.

Holding the line with your right hand, you control the kite very leisurely.

After naming my daughter Little Kite.

Lu Yan really likes flying kites.

Da Tiantian on the side covered her mouth and laughed: "What kind of kite flying posture are you doing?"

"People fly kites while walking or running. You lie down on the ground and fly them?"

Lu Yan said seriously: "The wind on the beach is so strong, there is no need to run around at all, just hold on to the thread and control your strength.

Da Tiantian said with a bad smile: "Don't you like flying kites? I can buy you a super large kite that requires dozens of people to fly.

"I'll let you fly it alone then. When the kite flies into the sky, I'll pull you up directly."

Lu Yan smiled bitterly: "Isn't that just a hot air balloon without protective measures? Do you want me to die? The most poisonous woman's heart!"

Da Tiantian stuck out her pink tongue.

"Women are the most poisonous people? Indeed. It's none of my business anyway, because I'm not a woman.

The standards that define a woman are very inconsistent.

It can be said that after getting married, you become a woman.

It can also be said that after being shy with a man, she becomes a woman.

But no matter how you judge it.

Da Tiantian, this old aunt, is indeed an old girl.

At this time, Da Tiantian secretly signaled to the cameraman to move the camera elsewhere.

She wanted to whisper a few words to Lu Yan.

The live broadcast screen is limited.

And there were too many scattered guests.

It is impossible to accommodate all guests in the live broadcast screen at every moment.

When some guests don't appear in the camera, they can be lazy.

Or talk about some intimate topics.

Da Tiantian stared at her, her eyes as scarlet as a wild beast.

"Stay away from Yu Feihong and Zhao Xiaogu, do you hear me?"

"Don't forget, Mi Mi Mi sent me to monitor you. I am your bodyguard with a sword."

"Any beautiful woman who dares to get close will be killed without mercy.

Lu Yan looked innocent.

"If they want to get into me, can't you just kill them all? There's no need to tell me.

"I would never take the initiative to flirt with auntie."

Da Tiantian knocked Benben’s head.

A member of the Auntie Group.

Indeed, everyone took the initiative to hook up with Lu Yan.

But she still said arrogantly: "I don't care, as long as I keep you in sight, nothing will happen."

Lu Yan cheered: "Auntie, try to stay with me 24 hours a day, don't sleep, don't blink."

"If you're away for even a minute, something might happen."

Da Tiantian burst into laughter: "One minute? That's not enough, you're not that fast, are you?"

Lu Yan:

Immediately afterwards, Da Tiantian raised another question about death.

"Among our aunties, who is the sweeter?"

Lu Yan rolled his eyes and shivered.

"Of course Aunt Song Dandan."

Da Tiantian punched him.

"Don't change the subject, you know the aunts I'm talking about are me, Zhao Xiaogu and Yu Feihong.

Lu Yan said righteously: "Aunt Song Dandan doesn't count? Are you laughing at her for being old and ugly? It's so disrespectful."

Lu Yan pretends to be confused and righteous while still understanding.

Da Tiantian really couldn’t refute.

If refuted.

That proves that she really thinks Song Dandan is old and ugly.

Don't refute it.

Lu Yan's triumphant look made her very unhappy.

"Then let me change the question, who among the three of us is sweeter? Just compare the three of us."

Lu Yan shook his head: "Who is sweeter? Does it make sense?"

"Only by hanging silk can you experience the sweetness of the goddess. Successful men only want to experience the saltiness of the goddess."

Why is Diaosi obsessed with the goddess?

Because the goddess is very beautiful and sweet!

But if you just want to experience the sweetness of the goddess.

That proves that it can only be a hanging thread.

And those successful men only care about the beauty of women.

Da Tiantian punched him.

"Show me your driver's license! If you leave this for me to drive every day, wouldn't you be driving without a license?"

Lu Yan smiled evilly and said: "You care if I have a certificate or not? Anyway, I have driven a lot of cars and parked them."

Da Tiantian rolled her eyes: "Shut up."

When the camera cuts back again.

He was still lying down and flying the kite.

This made netizens in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

"Teacher Lu's kite-flying posture is so hot. He must have learned it from Daweiwei.

"Upstairs, you dare to say that my goddess is burning? Well, it is indeed burning.

"This is not flying a kite, this is looking forward to my daughter."

"If I could be one-tenth as wonderful as Teacher Lu in this life, I would be satisfied."

"Then you can't do that. I'm already one-half of Teacher Lu, and my surname is also Lu."

"Teacher Lu, if you have the ability, take down one of the aunts, Zhao Xiaogu or Yu Feihong, otherwise I will look down on you.

night.

Lu Yan cooked a full table of dinner again.

There are several dishes among them that Huang Lei has never heard of.

Another lesson learned from Lu Yan.

In fact, what he learned from Lu Yan was more than just a few dishes.

It’s the concept and essence of cooking.

This is much better than simply learning a few dishes.

Just integrate these concepts and essences.

From now on, the quality of any dish I cook will be even higher.

It is like a student studying with a famous teacher.

What he learned from the famous teacher was more than just how to solve a few questions.

It’s about the ideas and techniques for solving problems.

Zhao Xiaogu is relatively naive.

Although it is already a top-notch one.

But I don’t have such a strong idol baggage.

When eating, I don't pay attention to my appearance at all.

"Wow, every dish is delicious, I'm so hungry."

"Teacher Huang, his skills are better than yours.

This made Huang Lei very embarrassed.

He is a very face-conscious person who likes flattery and flattery.

This kind of personality is very suitable for leadership.

Not to mention that some guests said that the food he cooked was not delicious.

Even if a guest doesn't praise his craftsmanship, Huang Lei will be unhappy.

And Zhao Xiaodao inserted the knife so bluntly that he almost drew blood.

But he and Zhao Xiaogu are old friends, so there is nothing wrong with being stabbed.

Moreover.

Huang Lei didn't mind at all that Lu Yan's cooking skills were better than his.

He all worshiped Lu Yan as his teacher.

Isn't it normal for the master to be stronger than his apprentice?

Lu Yan joked: "Aunt Zhao, your mouth is easy to get hit."

Zhao Xiaodao said arrogantly: "Let's see who dares to hit me! By the way, I heard that you have written many scripts, and I want them too."

Lu Yan pretended to decline.

"I'm not a wholesaler, so why do so many people ask me for scripts? I don't give them to ordinary people."

Zhao Xiaogu frowned: "Am I an ordinary person?"

Lu Yan said blankly: "Otherwise? Could it be a little fairy?"

Zhao Xiaogu hesitated: "I...I am the top..."

Lu Yan burst into laughter.

"It is true that he is top-notch, but how can he say that he is top-notch? Isn't he a bit of a pedant and self-proclaimer?"

Zhao Xiaodaogu was particularly domineering: "I don't care, I have booked this script first anyway."

0.4 "If there are good heroine scripts in the future, I will be given priority. Otherwise..."

Lu Yan asked: "What else? Beat me to death with a knife?"

"Your name is Zhao Xiaodao. You must have many knives on your body, right?"

Zhao Xiaogu groaned: "Who wants to pick you up? If you don't give me a script, I will hate you forever."

Lu Yan cupped her fists and said, "It is my honor to make Aunt Zhao hate her for the rest of her life.

"Just for this, I can't give you the script even if I die."

Zhao Xiaogu: "You've said all the good things, but you just don't want to give me face?"

Lu Yan nodded heavily: "Yes, Auntie's face is big and round, but her face is not that big.

Zhao Xiaogu was almost furious.

"Others say I am outspoken, but my mouth is not as bad as yours.

"Can you find a girlfriend like this?"

Lu Yan almost burst out laughing.

Even if he was said to be incompetent in other aspects, Lu Yan would admit it.

That he can't find a girlfriend?

Want to know more about the goddess aunties group?

Moreover, the size of group chat continues to expand.

Even Zhao Xiaohugu himself may become one of them.

Lu Yan smiled bitterly and said: "I really don't have a girlfriend. I'm almost going crazy when I'm single. Auntie, please save me!"