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Chapter 145 New Dad Syndrome! I Got The Certificate From My Aunt! (Please Subscribe)

In the courtyard.

The celebration banquet is being held.

As the male lead in three movies.

Xu Zheng, Shen Teng, and Wu Jing naturally came.

They cannot be absent either!

Lu Yan and they all attended the official celebration banquet.

This is a private celebration party.

To put it bluntly, it's just a gathering of friends in the name of celebration.

Lu Yan likes to be lively.

He has a group of aunties around him.

It’s really hard to clear your ears after chattering all day long.

But getting together with friends, drinking, chatting and bragging.

It’s also a great pleasure.

Xu Zheng picked up the wine glass.

"Come on, come on, let's all respect Xiao Lu. Without him, there would be no movies like ours. There would be no such high box office!"

"I love and hate Xiao Lu at the same time! My "囧囧" was number one at the box office.

"He smashed the movie "Charlotte", which grossed more than 2 billion at the box office. Brother Teng became famous instantly and made me breathless."

"Fortunately, "I'm Not the God of Medicine" made me turn around again, and I'm on the same level as Brother Teng again."

Shen Teng said sadly.

"That doesn't mean I will have to surpass you sooner or later, haha."

Lu Yan smiled lightly and said: "To be honest, let's just talk about box office. In the future, Jing Gao and Huang Ge will be in the spotlight for a while.

"You two are the best at handling the box office. Brother Zheng may be a little bit behind."

"But in "I'm Not the God of Medicine," Brother Zheng should be able to win the Best Actor Award. Brother Jing and Brother Teng are almost indifferent in this regard, but overall you are about the same."

Just talking about box office appeal.

Xu Zheng really couldn't defeat the two monsters Wu Jing and Shen Teng.

But the honor of "I'm Not the God of Medicine" is too hard.

A movie star joins the cast!

This is a huge blessing for Xu Zheng.

And an actor like Shen Teng specializes in comedy.

And actors like Wu Jing who make action movies.

Basically, there is no chance of being a movie star.

Deng Chao, Huang Lei and others on the side were trembling and did not dare to speak at all.

Their status is far from that of these guys now.

Although they are all big shots in the entertainment industry.

But there are also different levels between bosses and bosses.

Huang Lei's peak has long passed.

In recent years, it has become popular purely through variety shows.

Deng Chao also made his mark by virtue of being a "running man".

There is a fundamental difference with these three brothers.

Shen Teng looked envious and said: "Xiao Lu, you are going to act in a movie with Brother Jing soon, which makes us jealous.

"You are the most popular person in the entertainment industry right now. If you can co-produce a movie with us, it will probably set a record at the box office.

"Brother Jing took advantage of this first wave of bonuses, and he was envious and jealous."

Huang Lei smiled and said: "Aren't you very confident in your movie's box office and your predictions are very accurate?"

"What is the expected box office of your film "Wolf Warrior"?"

Lu Yan bit her lip and thought for a moment.

"I don't dare to say more. Anyway, let's base it at 4 billion! Whether it can break 50 depends on luck."

Hear those box office numbers.

Everyone present was stunned.

401Z......

Getting started?

Isn’t this too scary?

now.

Lu Yan has created four 2 billion+ movies.

The city has been completely locked down.

In the next few years, even ten years.

Except Lu Yan.

It’s hard to say who else can create a 2 billion movie.

And now Lu Yan’s goal.

Actually forcibly increasing the movie box office to 4 billion?

Simply a monster!

Let someone else tell you this number.

You will definitely think he is crazy.

But Lu Yan is different.

No matter how exaggerated this number is.

As long as it comes from his mouth, it is really possible.

Before his four films were released, many people were disappointed.

The results of it?

Kuanglan grossed nearly 9 billion in box office, and everyone's faces were swollen.

Even Wu Jing was shocked: "Would 4 billion be a bit...you know, I can't believe it."

Lu Yan toasted Wu Jing with a glass of wine.

"Brother Jing, you have to be confident. You have to believe that more than half of the more than 4 billion box office is because of you. I'm just a support person."

"My goal is not to prove my ability to handle the box office. I am just idle and bored, making movies for fun. Investing and getting dividends from the box office is the way to go."

Of course, when Lu Yan talks about playing, he doesn’t mean playing by himself.

Instead, he took his goddess aunt Zhao Xiaogu with him.

If there is no goddess aunt around.

Lu Yan would never go to Africa to make a movie even if he died.

Aren't you going to have enough to eat?

He Yan said worriedly: "I heard that your movie is very big, and it seems that it will be filmed in an African war zone?"

Lu Yan nodded: "Yes. But we will try our best to ensure our own safety. Even if we go to a war zone to shoot, it is not the most violent place."

"It must be on the edge. Anyway, let's pursue authenticity to the greatest extent."

Wu Jing gave a thumbs up.

"It's so exciting! Don't keep patting, it will be funny when there is a fight."

Lu Yan waved his hand: "What are you afraid of, Brother Jing? You have received training in the special forces unit, and you are the Wolf Warrior!"

"Once a fight breaks out, no group can stop you."

Wu Jing laughed.

"You can pull him down. Now that I have a wife and children, I really don't dare to take risks."

Wu Jing works very hard when filming.

A few years ago, he played a supporting role in Xiangjiang.

He was beaten black and blue by various Xiangjiang actors.

Didn't you grit your teeth and push through?

At that time, he was trying to get ahead.

That's really brave.

Because a person has no worries and worries, he will be very courageous.

But once you have concerns, you don't dare to be so desperate.

He and Xie Nan have already received their certificates.

The implication of the words also revealed that Xie Nan was pregnant.

He is going to be a father!

A husband and a father-to-be.

Of course it's not as good as when Ziran was alone and he dared to fight so hard.

"Brother Jing is really awesome, his speed is amazing. Then why don't you have three drinks to celebrate?" Lu Yan encouraged.

Wu Jing was also happy.

Gudong Gudong swallowed three glasses of white wine, a total of six taels.

His face does not change, his heart does not beat.

"I'm going to be a father too, just like you."

While talking, Wu Jing's eyebrows were beaming and she was very proud.

Although he is a tough guy.

But it's actually quite humorous.

It's just that he has been playing the villain these years, and his exposure in public has been low.

Audiences didn't have a good impression of him.

Now Wu Jing's exposure has greatly increased, and her voice has increased a lot.

There are too many interviews to count.

Only then did people slowly discover his humor and mischievous side.

It is indeed He Chenguang's original light.

Xu Zheng urged: "Xiao Lu, you haven't chosen a name for your child yet?"

Lu Yan scratched his head and said awkwardly: "I really haven't thought about the name yet. I have difficulty naming. Let alone naming my two daughters at once."

"I thought of many names, but they were all rejected. Some of them are really nice, but I can always think of better ones."

"You also know that I want to give my daughter the most beautiful name, so I am not satisfied with any name. I reject every one I choose."

Huang Lei laughed and said: "You have the typical new dad syndrome. I was just like you at the beginning.

"Don't talk about big names, my daughter's nicknames are all those I came up with after a lot of brainstorming.

Xu Zheng teased: "You two are almost going to be dads, why don't you have three drinks alone?"

"I don't have this chance anymore. I've already passed that stage."

Lu Yan raised his eyebrows.

"Brother Zheng, aren't you considering having a third child?"

Xu Zheng waved his hand quickly.

"Please forgive me. How old are we? We have three children."

Lu Yan thought to himself: That's right. The Xu Zheng family is probably too busy doing pyramid schemes to have a baby!

After seeing off my friends.

Lu Yan was sitting in the pavilion drinking tea with Yang Mi, Liu Tianxian, Reba, Tang Yan, Liu Shishi and Da Tiantian.

There are so many goddess aunties by my side.

Simply heaven!

The wind blows from all directions.

With their fragrance, it entered Lu Yan's nostrils.

That's called comfort.

Liu Tianxian suddenly had an idea.

"I seem to remember that we didn't do it if Lu Yan didn't agree, right?"

"It's been so long and I haven't thought about what to ask him to do. It's really confusing."

They were all led by Liu Tianxian.

Lu Yan promised her to do three things.

Yang Mi also asked him to do this.

Reba, Tang Yan, Liu Shishi and Da Tiantian all followed suit.

Lu Yan now owes all the aunts three things.

But they really don't know what to ask Lu Yan to do.

They stayed with Lu Yan.

Both physically and mentally, everything can be satisfied.

Lu Yan also helped them earn many small goals.

Nothing more could be asked of him.

at this time.

Yang Mi had an idea and suggested: "How about... I ask Lu Yan to do something?"

Lu Yan could tell by looking at her expression.

The bridesmaids have bad intentions!

"What's up?"

"Get your marriage certificate from me."

puff!

Lu Yan spit out a mouthful of tea.

"What the hell? Get a marriage certificate?"

Yang Mi nodded in various ways.

Ah! You said it, as long as you are not allowed to harm yourself, nor violate laws and disciplines, nor violate morals. "

"Tell me, which article did I violate by getting the certificate from you?"

Lu Yan's scalp felt numb.

"I haven't violated any of them, but

[Ding! System task released: Please choose an aunt to receive a marriage certificate]

???

Lu Yan was dumbfounded.

He seriously suspected that the system was in collusion with Yang Mi.

How did it come so promptly?

Lu Yan picked at his scalp in embarrassment.

"Why did you suddenly remember to get the certificate?"

For aunties like Yang Mi.

There is no such thing as a marriage certificate in their eyes.

Without a certificate, you will still find a boyfriend when you should, and you will still have a baby when you should.

It doesn't seem to have any impact.

Once you get the certificate, you have legal constraints.

There are so many things involved.

Westerners like to play this trick.

I have had dozens of girlfriends and a lot of children, but I have never received a certificate.

Rich people in China also like to do this.

Before this, Yang Mi never mentioned the matter of obtaining the certificate.

This request suddenly popped up.

Lu Yan was confused.

The key is that the system is still adding fuel and vinegar.

This made Lu Yan even more confused.

The little fresh meat system requires Lu Yan to complete tasks from various goddess aunts.

After getting the marriage certificate, we became bonded.

This will definitely hinder Lu Yan from completing tasks and rewards.

Isn’t it inconsistent?

"`"Dog system, what does it mean?"

[Ask the host to get the certificate from the aunt, and you are also completing tasks on the aunt]

[A truly powerful host will not be tied up by a marriage certificate. Once you have the certificate, you can still use it as needed]

Lu Yan: "You win."

Yang Mijiao smiled and said

: “I just did it on a whim.

Lu Yan smiled bitterly: "It's not a matter of whether I agree or not, but whether other aunties agree or not.

"Getting this marriage certificate will greatly hinder my progress."

Yang Mi rolled her eyes.

"Is your progress to find more aunties?"

Liu Tianxian: "It doesn't matter if you get a marriage certificate! It's best if you get the certificate and make it official."

"This makes us a legal couple. From now on, if we are together with Lu Yan, even if we are discovered by others, we can use this as a shield."

"For example, I was photographed going home or entering a hotel with Lu Yan. Mimi could jump out and say that we were just friends gathering."

"With you as my real wife as my witness, who can do anything to me?"

Reba worriedly said: "If Lu Yan doesn't get the certificate, it doesn't matter who he is photographed with. At most, it's a matter of lifestyle."

"Once you get the certificate, if you are caught on camera, then he will be considered cheating. He will suddenly become a bad artist, and the risk is too great.

Yang Mi patted the table gently.

"Okay, okay, is there anything else to discuss about this issue? I was just joking, do you take it seriously?"

However, Lu Yan said very seriously: "I will get the certificate from you."

"But to be clear, I treat all aunties equally."

"Don't be jealous because of this marriage certificate. According to the law, you can only get one, but this one is shared by you (Qian Nuo and Zhao).

"Consider it my promise to all of you. How about just claiming it in the name of Aunt Yang?"

"As for the official announcement, I'll leave it at that. Get the certificate and play by yourself."

Yang Mi said excitedly: "Really? My husband is great, long live my husband!"

"I will always be your woman, as long as you don't dump me."

Yang Mi is almost floating into the sky at this moment.

Just regained the power of Jiaxing.

And the company's stock price soared.

Twin girls are due in a week.

You can also get the certificate from Lu Yan at this moment.

So cool!

Of course the other aunties were envious.

But they are very tolerant.

As long as I can be with Lu Yan.

It doesn't matter if it's a marriage certificate or not.

The acid will definitely be sour.

But I won’t say much.

Liu Tianxian emphasized: "But there is one thing, you must treat everyone equally after receiving the certificate, otherwise we will be jealous!"

"Also, what happens to your property in the event of divorce?"

Lu Yan is now worth several billion.

Yang Mi's assets are half of his.

According to legal provisions.

After a divorce, the joint property of the husband and wife after marriage must be divided half and half.

Therefore, many couples will sign a property agreement before marriage.

Yang Mi retorted.

"Who cares about whose property? To put it bluntly, even if we want a divorce, why don't we just get a divorce certificate and it's over? The property still belongs to each of us.

"By the way, are you considering divorce before you get your marriage certificate? I will never divorce my husband.

Reba said mischievously: "You also promised me three things, and now I ask you to do the first thing."

Lu Yan frowned: "What's the matter?"

Reba chuckled and said, "This is just that--you are not allowed to get a marriage certificate from Sister Mi.

Yang Mi rubbed her hands.

"Can anyone get a knife for me? Later I will cut the Reba into eight pieces and stew them. Everyone here will have a share."

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