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Chapter 158: My Butt Is Injured, Let Zhao Xiaogu Boast!

The African savannah at night should have been quiet and peaceful.

But now a storm has arisen.

At the front, a crazy giraffe was holding Lu Yan and running wildly in front, followed by a group of lions chasing after him.

Behind the lions, there were more than a dozen cars roaring towards them. The scene was so big that it was like a human-animal rally on the grassland!

Not only that, as we all know, there are many animals in the African savanna.

With such a big movement, can other animals on the grassland be at peace?

After a while, a bunch of animals joined the rally.

First came a group of zebras, followed by a group of hyenas, and behind the hyenas were several cheetahs.

There were even a few elephants following us at the end.

Such a shocking scene feels like a great migration of animals.

Lu Yan, who was sitting on the back of the giraffe, was still confused.

"What the hell is my cat riding on?"

In fact, not only Lu Yan, but also the entire crew were confused.

They really couldn't figure out what was going on.

In a car, Wu Jing and Zhao Xiaogu were sitting together. At this time, Zhao Xiaogu looked anxious.

"Brother Jing, hurry up, hurry up!"

Wu Jing was also sweating profusely, "I'm already fast enough. If I go any faster, the accelerator will press into the fuel tank."

"I'm talking about Xiao Gu, what kind of game are you and Lu Yan playing?"

"Isn't it too damn exciting?"

Zhao Xiaogu smiled bitterly, "There is no game, we just ate poisonous mushrooms."

"I originally planned to go to the hospital, but who knew I would end up attracting a giraffe!"

"Poisonous mushrooms?" Wu Jing was stunned, "Where did the poisonous mushrooms come from?"

"These are the ones prepared by the crew!" Zhao Xiaogu cried and laughed, "I didn't know those mushrooms were poisonous!"

"From the crew?" Wu Jing was stunned for a moment, then came to her senses, "What kind of poisonous mushroom is that?"

"Those are red mushrooms prepared by the crew's chef. They are not poisonous at all!"

"Those red mushrooms are the side dishes prepared by the crew's chef for stewed game, to enhance the freshness."

"Ah?" Zhao Xiaogu was stunned and looked at the giraffe running in front again, "So, what Lu Yan is riding is really a giraffe?"

Wu Jing smiled bitterly and said, "Otherwise, what do you think it is?"

"It doesn't matter what I thought it was, the most important thing is, what Lu Yan thought it was!" Zhao Xiaogu really couldn't laugh or cry.

"Brother Jing, hurry up and chase. I'm afraid there will be an accident soon."

"What a moment! Look behind you." Wu Jing pointed to the rearview mirror with a wry smile.

Zhao Xiaogu looked back when he heard the sound, and was so frightened that he almost slipped out of the car seat.

"Oh my God! What's going on!"

Behind the car, I saw flying dust and rolling thunder. The waves were so big that it was like a tsunami setting off on the prairie.

With eyes wide open, he saw countless beast shadows moving around, and the roars of the beasts were deafening.

Wu Jing was also frightened looking at the terrifying scene that looked like a beast swarm in a novel. This was so exciting. "

"Aren't we going to make a military movie? How come this is fantasy?"

"Xiaogu, I think it's better for us to worry about ourselves now."

"It would be so exciting if we were trampled by a tide of beasts."

Zhao Xiaogu:

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu What is this?"

"I made mushroom soup on a whim, why did it make such a big fuss!"

On another car.

Lin Chaoxian also noticed the surging beast army behind the car, what a shock!

The driver of the crew was so frightened that he almost cried, "Director Lin, what should we do?"

"We will not die under the hooves of wild beasts."

"What are you afraid of!"

"Our car can even defend against bullets, so why are we afraid of a beast tide?"

Lin Chaoxian looked at the tide of beasts behind him with excitement, and said excitedly: "It's so spectacular!"

"It's so spectacular. This kind of scene really happens once in a century!"

"Where's the photographer! Quick, take a picture of this scene for me!"

The photographer next to him was stunned, "Director Lin, why are you taking this photo?"

"How about we take some selfies?"

"Selfie? What are you doing?"

The photographer cried: "Keep it as a posthumous edict."

"Go away and shoot it for me!" Lin Chaoxian shouted excitedly: "I was worried before about making a promotional video for entertainment reporters.

"Isn't this coming?"

"This kind of video is more powerful than any promotional video!"

"Hahaha, it's popular, it's popular, "Wolf Warrior" is going to be popular, and I'm going to be popular too!"

Seeing such excited Lin Chaoxian, the photographer was extremely sad.

"Why should he still be angry? If the anger continues, we will be cremated.

However, complaints are complaints, and the cameraman still took pictures obediently.

Needless to say, the scene captured here is shocking to the extreme!

I don’t know how long it took.

It's almost daybreak anyway.

Nothing dangerous happened. When these beasts were exhausted, "the tide of beasts dispersed."

After all, this is not a real beast tide, it is just a frightened beast.

When the beast tide dispersed, the whole crew drove their cars to look for traces of Lu Yan...

Finally, out of a puddle, we found a giraffe that was so tired that it was foaming at the foam, and a frightened Lu Yan who was lying on top of the giraffe.

"Lu Yan!"

"boss!"

"Are you OK?"

Zhao Xiaogu, Wu Jing and others quickly gathered around and tried to help Lu Yan up.

Lu Yan quickly raised his hand, "Don't move!"

"My ass is going to break."

As he spoke, Lu Yan forced himself to stand up and slowly stood up. At this time, he couldn't even return his long stride, so he could only stand with difficulty with his legs crossed and his butt stuck out.

Seeing Lu Yan in such a state, everyone was very worried and stepped forward one after another.

"Boss, are you okay?"

"Where are the medical staff? Come here quickly!"

Lu Yan waved his hand and said with difficulty: "I'm fine, but I have a piece of advice for everyone."

"Eat less food cooked by women, because it will irritate you."

Zhao Xiaogu: “…………

The medical staff checked Lu Yan and found that there was nothing serious. There was only a contusion on the buttocks. It would only take a few days to recover.

The crew knew that the medical conditions in Africa were not good, so they brought a lot of medicine before coming.

When we get back to the crew base and give Lu Yan some medicine, that's almost it.

Of course, the job of applying the medicine must be left to the "culprit" Zhao Xiaogu.

Back at the crew base, everyone helped Lu Yan to the room.

After a few words of concern, everyone left, leaving only Zhao Xiaogu to take care of Lu Yan.

inside the room.

Lu Yan was lying on the bed, and Zhao Xiaogu was sitting beside the bed. The atmosphere was a little awkward.

Especially Zhao Xiaogu, who was embarrassed and blamed herself. She looked at Lu Yan5.7's bloodshot pants and scratched her head.

"Um, are you okay?"

Lu Yan looked sad and pointed behind him, "What do you think?"

Zhao Xiaogu's face turned red, "I'm sorry, I didn't know those were red mushrooms brought by the crew.

"Don't worry, I will take good care of you."

"Does it still hurt?"

Lu Yan smiled bitterly: "Can it not hurt?"

"Then I'll rub it for you." Zhao Xiaogu stretched out his hands.

"No, I can't touch it now." Lu Yan quickly stopped Zhao Xiaogu.

"Then what can I do to make it less painful for you?" Zhao Xiaogu asked with a red face.

Lu Yan rolled his eyes and smiled evilly again, "Hey, it's actually easy to reduce pain.

“When I was little, my mother would blow me up wherever I fell.

"It works quite well. How about you blow it for me too?"

Zhao Xiaogu was stunned when he saw Lu Yan pouting, "Blow?"

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