Entertainment: I Just Want To Get Rid Of My Aunt’s Curse

Yang Mi is like a gentle white rabbit, huddled in Lu Yan's arms.

And Lu Yan was in front of Reba.

He didn't dare to move, so he could only lie down.

Let Yang Mi twist and crush her like crazy.

Reba sat opposite and pretended to play with his mobile phone.

Don't look at the two of them to avoid being spoiled.

But everyone has abnormal psychology.

The less you want to see a scene, the more you have to watch it secretly.

Just like many people dare not watch ghost movies in the middle of the night.

But he still had to sneak a few glances, causing nightmares.

Reba secretly raised his eyelids and glanced at them from time to time.

So damn sweet!

Is this honey-like love?

She is single and really wants to experience it.

No matter what.

Reba's taste in choosing a mate is no lower than Yang Mi's.

She really doesn't like ordinary celebrities.

Huang Whale, Yang Yang, Wu Lei and others who have collaborated with her.

They are all pursuing Reba crazily.

She looked down upon none of them.

But at this time.

The more she looked at Lu Yan, the more she liked him, and the more she looked at him, the more confused she became.

I can no longer control my emotions.

Damn, I love my brother-in-law?

Love is inherently selfish.

And in many cases it is difficult to control oneself.

Otherwise, there wouldn’t be so many bloody ethics dramas.

Reba hit his forehead violently.

Try to keep yourself awake and not have random thoughts.

But Lu Yan has this handsome face.

Just like the female ghost in the ghost movie you watched in the middle of the night.

It was burned directly into the depths of her mind and could not be erased.

Next time you take a peek.

Reba's eyes happened to collide with Lu Yan's.

She was so frightened that she immediately lowered her head.

Her face is red and the soup pot is boiling

So damn shy!

Reba felt bad secretly.

Don't you really fall in love with this guy?

Lu Yan's whole body seemed to be filled with magic.

Flawless face, explosive figure.

It alone is enough to impress 99% of women.

Besides, he is so talented.

Reba was also poisoned without any suspense.

Yang Mi looked at her watch.

"Our mother said she was coming at 6 p.m., and Tian lied to me to pick her up."

"Please husband, please prepare the ingredients first and cook for our mother yourself tonight."

This sentence confused Lu Yan.

Lu Yan smiled bitterly and said: "Auntie's aunt is coming? Don't give me any mental preparation. I just went home.

Yang Mi rolled her eyes at him.

"What kind of aunt's aunt? It's too ugly, just call her aunt."

"That's not right. You are my aunt, and your mother is also my aunt. You two are equals." Lu Yan said seriously.

Yang Mi was furious and clenched her pink fist to threaten.

"Lu Yan, do you know how to write the word "death"?

Lu Yan shook his head and pretended to be stupid.

"I don't know. I didn't finish elementary school and have no education."

"Then I'll teach you!"

Say it.

Yang Mi punched and kicked Lu Yan.

Of course, she didn't try too hard.

It doesn't matter if you use force.

Lu Yan's Man of Steel.

Even if Yang Mi's hands and feet were crippled, he would be fine.

Seeing this scene, Reba was inexplicably heartbroken.

I don’t know if the two of them were too sweet, which hurt Reba.

It still hit Lu Yan's body, and the pain was in Reba's heart.

She was heartbroken anyway.

Yang Mi took the car keys and went out.

Only Lu Yan and Reba are left at home.

Although the two are brothers and sisters from the same discipline.

But today is only the second time we meet.

I said a few words, but I didn't know them well.

In other words, Lu Yan is very familiar with Reba.

But he felt that Reba was very strange to him.

Little did I know.

This bitch has already done evil to him.

A long time passed.

It was Reba who broke the deadlock.

"Brother-in-law, how did you catch Sister Mi and Liu Tianxian?"

"They are all top goddesses in the entertainment industry and have very high vision."

This question is completely redundant.

Because Reba knows the answer better than Lu Yan.

Otherwise she wouldn't have done anything malicious.

Lu Yan said without raising her head: "I didn't chase them, they were the ones chasing me."

"Perhaps the aunts are too kind-hearted. Seeing that I am poor, why don't they do charity for me? They are really a group of gentle and kind aunts.

Reba sneered: "You're still pretending to me, right? In fact, I know the answer."

"They just want you to be young, handsome and in good shape. You happen to know how to cook, write songs and sing, which are all plus points."

"That's why they are willing to raise a little piece of meat like you."

Lu Yan put away her phone and stared at Reba seriously.

"Don't you know the answer? Why don't you ask me a question!"

"..."

Reba was speechless.

"Have you ever talked to senior sister like this?"

Lu Yan said loudly: "Have you ever talked to your brother-in-law like this?"

Reba calmed down and continued to ask: "It seems that you only like aunties, don't little girls look good?"

Lu Yan explained: "Let me give you an analogy. A little girl is like a piece of raw beef. It is indeed very fresh and tender, but it is not delicious."

"Auntie, it's like fried beef. It's not that tender, but it's so delicious."

"Would you rather own a piece of raw beef for a long time, or a piece of cooked beef for a short period of time?"

Reba scratched his head.

"Then I'd better choose cooked beef and eat until I'm full.

Lu Yan spread his hands: "Isn't this enough?"

"But you also said that cooked beef does not have a long shelf life.

Lu Yan lay down leisurely.

"Why think so much? Eat enough first, and when you get hungry, there will be a steady stream of cooked beef.

Reba said contemptuously: "Is this the reason why you become the King of the Sea?"

Lu Yan looked collapsed.

"First find out what Neptune means, and then attack me. Neptune refers to a scumbag who flirts with girls everywhere and is irresponsible. y

"I'm different. It's the aunties who take the initiative to flirt with me, and I'm very responsible."

"If you have to call me the sea, please call me Poseidon!"

Reba said angrily: "How can you be so thick-skinned, you still want to be a sea god? I think you have eaten too much sea cucumbers, go play in the national football team!"

Don't tell me yet.

With Lu Yan's incredible physical fitness and top-notch skills.

Entering the national football team will definitely be a killer.

However, football is not a one-person sport.

No matter how strong Lu Yan is.

With ten sea cucumber teammates, you will only be tortured.

Reba asked tentatively: "Then you don't consider little girls at all?"

"The kind who are not much different in age from you."

Lu Yan thought for a moment.

"You can't be so arbitrary. If you meet someone you like, you can consider it."

So are you Lu Yan’s type?

Reba almost blurted out this question.

Still holding it back.

Otherwise, your true feelings will be exposed directly.

"I'm going to prepare the dishes. Auntie is coming, so I have to show off my cooking skills no matter what."

Reba asked curiously: "What is your attitude towards auntie?"

"Do you think of her simply as an aunt, or as a mother-in-law?"

This really confused Lu Yan.

Originally, he was with his aunts for a very simple purpose.

First of all, I want to get tasks and lottery draws from them.

Gain access to an endless supply of skills and assets.

And then you can get the love of your aunts.

With money, there are people.

But Lu Yan never thought about marrying any aunt.

After everyone works together for a period of time, it’s time to separate.

If the cooperation is very pleasant, the cooperation period can be extended.

Just slowly forget about each other in the world.

When it comes to family, it becomes very difficult.

The other aunties are all fine.

But Yang Mi has such a love brain.

It’s a baby, and it’s the mother-in-law’s.

But Lu Yan had already expected this.

When Yang Mi was with him, she wanted to monopolize Lu Yan.

She even plans to get married with him.

Even though Yang Mi later looked away and accepted the existence of Liu Tianxian and others.

It is impossible to completely change your mind.

Her desire to dominate the country is still alive!

If it were possible, he could trick Lu Yan into getting a marriage certificate with her without even knowing it.

Then Yang Mi really took off.

If this day really comes.

Yang Mi would rather offend all the other aunties.

Therefore, Lu Yan still has to be vigilant when dealing with Yang Mi.

He skillfully cuts vegetables and kills fish in the kitchen.

Reba leaned against the door and peeked.

The more I look at it, the faster my heart melts, and the more I look at it, the more confused I become.

"Has anyone ever told you that you are a great cook?"

Lu Yan shook his head: "No one has ever said that. Because I am handsome all the time."

Next time someone will specifically pick me to compliment me on how handsome I am when I’m cooking. "

"Are you still shameless? Your skin is as thick as a city wall."

Lu Yan smiled evilly: "If you are willing to spend a lot of money to buy my face, I will sell it to you."

"What's the point of having shame? Can you eat it as a meal?"

Reba was furious.

"The humblest man is invincible."

Lu Yan: "Aunts like cheap ones, do you have any opinions?"

Reba stamped her feet: "No objection."

It's like who doesn't like mean men?

Reba looked at it for so long that his back ached.

Go back to the sofa and continue to rest.

She saw Lu Yan's mobile phone on the table at a glance.

Suddenly a lightbulb flashed.

She 970 directly muted her phone.

Then he secretly put it into his pocket and prepared to hide it.

The program was just born.

Reba was very excited.

She wandered around the house for a long time.

Finally found a perfect place to hide my phone.

She wrapped the phone in her underwear and put it in the exclusive washing machine.

Of course, the washing machine didn't start.

Otherwise, once washed, the phone will probably become useless.

After hiding it.

Reba covered her chest and forced herself to calm down quickly.

I sat back on the sofa happily and continued to eat oranges.

Finished packing the ingredients.

Lu Yan returned to the living room and immediately went to get her mobile phone.

These days, mobile phones have become almost as important as human organs.

Not in hand for a minute.

It just felt empty and without any sense of security.

Because your phone not only contains all your secrets.

All functions are included.

You can invest and manage money, read books and watch TV shows, and order food and call a taxi.

You can also watch beautiful anchors twisting their butts and so on.

A person who does not have a mobile phone in his hand has no soul.

But Lu Yan spent a long time looking for it.

I never saw where my phone was.

"Reba, have you seen my phone?"

Reba, who was originally very poor at acting, is now possessed by a drama queen and his acting skills have exploded.

"No, I don't know where you put your phone? I'll give you a call."

"There's no sound at all. Have you turned it to mute?"

At first, Lu Yan was really anxious.

But Reba's peak acting performance only lasted half a minute.

The secret was soon revealed.

Lu Yan suddenly realized.

"You hid my phone?"

Reba pouted her little mouth proudly.

"I don't admit it anyway. If you insist on thinking so, I can't help it."

"Why are you so naughty, a kid, and you still want something?"

"From now on, you can go to the children's table for dinner! Hand over my phone now, or I won't be polite."

Reba made a funny face.

"I won't give it to you! Find it yourself! How old are you, and you still need someone else to do it for you?"

Lu Yan said sinisterly: "You won't give it, right? You'll cry later."