Entertainment: I was deceived into getting my certificate at the beginning, and my wife is Bai Lu

"All... All sold out?!"

Han Liang was stupid for a while.

"Yes, it's all sold out!"

The conductor said apologetically

"In fact, a lot of them are booked online, and you can book online next time."

Han Liang: ...

Can I still book online if I don't know?

But the problem is, my goddess and I also came to watch the movie on an impromptu basis.

The first movie between himself and the goddess, are these animals so fast?

Han Liang wanted to cry without tears.

"What are you rubbing?"

At this time, the goddess Qingqing came over and said to Han Liang with some impatience.

Han Liang explained, and the goddess Qingqing was also a little stunned.

All sold out?

Boy.

Sold out until midnight?

Is it so hot?

"Shall we go to another theater?" Han Liang suggested.

Qingqing just wanted to agree, but the conductor said helplessly

"If you want to change theaters, I advise you not to think about it."

Han Liang was stunned, and the salesman pointed to the crowded crowd in front of him

"A lot of these people came from other theaters."

"In fact, the theaters in the neighborhood are all sold out, and we are not the only ones."

"Shhh

Han Liang and Qingqing couldn't help but gasp.

"But if you're willing to accept it, I can recommend you to watch Crazy Stone."

The conductor blinked and said aloud.

"Crazy stones?"

Han Liang was stunned for a moment, and Qingqing said suspiciously

"I've heard of this movie, isn't it a little bad movie?"

Han Liang also suddenly said, "Is it the movie with a small investment and a crotch-pulling cast?"

"You two, you can't look at the surface of everything!"

The conductor was serious

"I can responsibly say that this movie is really good, especially a comedy, and it is best for you two couples to watch together."

"Come out on a date and laugh happily together, isn't it worth remembering more than anything else~"

Han Liang looked at Qingqing, "This..."

Qingqing nodded, "Then let's have two tickets for the latest show."

"It is said that there is Bai Lu among the actors, and I still like her as Huo Xuan."

"Then two tickets, the most recent one!"

When Han Liang heard this, he hurriedly took out his mobile phone to pay.

The two received tickets, bought a large bucket of popcorn, and two glasses of 27 music

With these in hand, get ready to go to the ticket gate.

"Qingqing, do you think the movie she said is really good?" Han Liang raised the doubts in his heart.

Qingqing smiled gently, "Who knows, it's time to kill time."

"Don't worry, even if it's not good-looking, I won't blame you."

When Han Liang heard this, the stone in his heart fell to the ground.

He was afraid that Qingqing would find the movie ugly and dissatisfied with him.

And at this moment, the voice of the conductor suddenly came from behind

"Tickets are all sold out, but if you're willing to accept it, I can recommend you to watch Crazy Stone!"

"I can responsibly say that this movie is really good, especially a comedy, and it is best for you two couples to watch together."

"Come out on a date and laugh happily together, isn't it worth remembering more than anything else~"

Qingqing and Han Liang were stunned

The two of them glanced at each other, and a thought occurred in their hearts at the same time

wtf？

Is that okay?!

Soon, after the two checked the tickets, they entered the theater.

Find your seat and sit down.

It didn't take long for the movie to begin.

"Not to mention, it's a lot of fun."

It was pitch black, and the goddess sat beside her again

Han Liang wanted to find some topics with Qingqing.

"Don't speak... Look quiet!"

Qingqing pouted dissatisfiedly and glared at Han Liang

The latter scratched his head with a smirk.

Soon, it was time for the familiar picture to keep jumping link.

One fragmented plot after another, the audience of the entire theater was in a fog.

"What is this shooting?!"

"I can't understand what I'm shooting at all!"

"Rub, I knew this movie was a bad movie!"

"Hey... It's a pity that the movie ticket money is out."

The audience couldn't help but complain.

Even Han Liang was a little dumbfounded

"What the hell, so many people come out in a few minutes, who is the protagonist?"

"Why do I feel that this movie is just about money?"

Qingqing was also a little unhappy at this time.

With her as an expert in reading films, she has seen countless movies

The opening scene of this movie made her confused.

And then, the picture turned

All the plots are connected in an instant.

At that moment, Qingqing's eyes lit up

"It's... It's a segmented narrative?!"

"What is segmented storytelling?"

Han Hao asked curiously

Qingqing took the trouble to explain, "It is to narrate multiple plots at the same time, and then seamlessly connect these scattered plots together."

"It's like this beginning, three fragmented plots, but they are cleverly linked together because of the crash, this is the segmented narrative."

Qingqing's beautiful eyes lit up, and she looked at the screen with some amazement

"This movie seems to be a little interesting..."

Hearing his own goddess say this, Han Liang also looked at the screen in surprise

Not to mention, after explaining it like this, it seems that this movie is not so ugly.

He shared the same thoughts, as well as the other audience members present.

was originally dissatisfied because of the fragmentation of the plot in the early stage

But at the moment when the plot was connected, everyone was amazed.

"Good guy, can you still shoot like this?!"

"I understood this at once!"

"Not to mention, this movie is kind of good!"

"Three narratives, does that mean that these three waves of people are three camps?!"

The audience whispered to their peers.

It didn't take long for the plot to slowly kick off

Bao Shihong, one of the male protagonists

The handicraft factory is on the verge of closure.

When renovating a public toilet, I found a priceless jadeite.

In order to alleviate the embarrassment of the factory without spending for eight consecutive months, the director of the factory, under the pressure of the construction developer Feng Dong and his assistant Manager Qin, decided to hold a jade exhibition.

The location was chosen at the Guandi Temple near the handicraft factory.

Because Bao Shihong used to study in a police academy

So the security work fell to him.

Meanwhile.

Feng Dong and Manager Qin wanted to get this piece of jade for nothing, so they prepared to hire the international thief Macbeth.

On the other side, the three-person burglary gang led by Brother Dao also set their sights on this priceless jade.

Han Liang couldn't help but pat his thigh, and said with some excitement, "Cow, I didn't expect that the movie could be filmed like this!"

"Be quiet!"

Qingqing couldn't help but glare at him, and the latter smiled.

Soon, it was Bai Lu's turn to play.

"Oh my God, this is Bailu?!"

"Shhhh Not to mention, Bai Lu's figure is something!"

"My house is still beautiful when Lulu isn't smiling."

Macbeth, an international thief played by Bai Lu, is very cold about his next mission.

Then, dressed up in a sassy manner, he walked out of the airport with his suitcase in tow.

The next second...

"Poof, I can't hold it back, international thief, that's it?"

"When it comes to theft, you have to look at the airport and the train station, Bai Lu has been taught a lesson."

"I'll hold your lungs... Haha, Bai Lu's accent makes me laugh anymore".

The audience burst into laughter.

A dignified international thief, and as a result, he was educated by three thieves.

Not to mention how funny it is.

Han Liang smiled and leaned back together.

However, he suddenly realized that his voice was a little loud, and he looked at his goddess apologetically.

found that Qingqing was also smiling and wiping her tears.

Suddenly, he was relieved.

Laughing again.

Next, it can be said that there are waves of laughter.

"This Xie Xiaomeng is really a talent, hahaha."

"Let me come? What kind of tiger and wolf words are these?!"

"Poor Brother Dao, how many people are worried about my girlfriend?!"

"Sister-in-law turned out to be Meng Zhiyi?!" (Read the violent novel, go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

Sharp-eyed viewers recognized Meng Zhiyi as Brother Dao's girlfriend in the movie, and couldn't help but be a little surprised.

Many viewers who knew Meng Zhiyi were also a little stunned.

Didn't you say that Meng Zhiyi was terminated?

Why did you come to act in a movie?!

Good guy, Meng Zhiyi still has resources in the film industry?![]

But it was just a small episode, and the audience soon burst into laughter.

"What the hell, exchange real jade for fake jade? Brother Dao, are you serious?!"

"Poof... Does anyone care about the black skin, it feels miserable across the screen."

"No, this Macbeth is too miserable, now it's all Macbeth!"

"Again, the international thief..."

The entire theater was filled with the laughter of the audience.

Meanwhile.

The other side

Inside the viewing hall of the night banquet.

The audience was numb.

Even a little dumbfounded.

"It's... What's this?"

"I've been watching it for more than an hour, can anyone explain to me what I'm watching?"

"What kind of thing is this?"

"That's it... I think it's based on the defense!"

Many viewers trembled with anger.

Lao Tzu stays in front of the screen, just for your so-called big plot, big production.

As a result, you're going to show me this?

For more than an hour, the plot is boring and boring, and the whole process is full of urine spots.

For this ticket price, is it really worth 55?

"It's slippery, brothers, see for yourselves!"

"No, it's all stuffing in my mouth, I can't stand it!"

"Let's go, there's nothing to see, I'm going to fall asleep."

The movie is only halfway through, and there are already audiences leaving the scene disappointed.

It didn't even take long for the theater, which was originally full, to have less than one-fifth of the audience left.

These viewers even heard the whispers of those who were leaving

"Good guy, this is the contemporary Shennong!"

"There's always someone who wants to taste."

"These people are wolves!"

The audience who did not leave: ......

Is it because they don't want to go?

It's really distressing about the ticket money.

Damn Feng pants, what the hell are you shooting?

The next thing is very dramatic.

As soon as the audience left the theater at the night banquet, they were greeted by the audience who left the theater where Wuji was playing.

"Dude, is Wuji finished?"

"How is it possible, how long has it been!"

"So you're..."

"Bad! garbage movie, I really can't watch it, what's the matter with you, I've finished watching the night banquet?"

"Hehe... Don't ask, it's rude to ask again."

The two groups of people looked at the audience who came out of the theater of "The City is Full of Golden Armor".

"How's it going, how is the movie?"

"Not to mention, it's really a big production, and it costs a lot of money when you look at it."

"And what's the plot of the movie?"

"Good guy, why are you asking me such an unspeakable question?"

“？？？"

After the three waves of people gathered, after some exchanges

That's what I was surprised to find.

Okay...

Co-authored these three movies, all of them are bad movies?!

"If you want to say it's rotten, Wuji is really rotten, anyway, I don't understand what to shoot!"

"Cut, the city is full of golden armor to show dissatisfaction!"

"I'll tell you, no matter how you make it, you can watch it, and the night banquet really relies on defense."

In the end, the three parties even got worse in place.

It seems that which movie is worse and they are more fulfilling.

And just then, there was a burst of laughter all around.

Immediately some people were dissatisfied.

"Did we have a good conversation?"

Someone weakly pointed to the theater next to it

"It seems like laughter is coming from here."

All of a sudden, everyone was stunned.

"What kind of movie, so funny?"

"It's like that crazy stone!"

"What stone?"

"It's the small-budget comedy movie that Feng Pants said he wasn't optimistic about not long ago."

"Damn, can a comedy movie make them laugh like this?"

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Listening to the continuous laughter in the theater of "Crazy Stone".

And all the people were numb.

The backs are a little bleak

Saying...

Are we really the same audience that came to see the movie?

Why are they laughing so happily?!

As it turns out, laughter never goes away

It will only be transferred from their faces to the faces of the audience in the 637 theater of "Crazy Stone".

The more the other person laughs, the more they feel like a fool.

struggled to grab tickets and watched a bad movie comparable to eating.

On the other hand, the little broken movie that no one pays attention to, but it has the last laugh.

And just when they are depressed.

A figure stood silently behind them, smiling

"Guys, do you want to watch Crazy Stone?"

"I can responsibly say that this movie is really good, especially a comedy, and it is most suitable for two couples to watch together."

"Coming out on a date and having a good laugh together is more memorable than anything else."

"It doesn't matter if you're not a couple or single, after watching this movie, any troubles will disappear."

The conductor paused and continued

"At present, there are many crazy stones, there are still many tickets, as long as you pay a ticket, you can laugh like them, don't you really think about it?"

Suddenly

All those present were stirred up.

"Get me one!"

"I want two!"

"Rub, Lao Tzu has to let yourself enjoy it today."

The conductor patiently said, "If you want to buy a ticket, please consciously go to the queue to buy a ticket!"

As soon as the words were spoken, everyone ran to the ticket area and began to line up.

This scene, the passers-by who were about to leave because they didn't grab the tickets were all stunned.

"No, buddy, haven't you finished watching it all, and you still have to buy tickets?

"Who watches that garbage movie? I advise you not to be fooled, and you will regret it after watching it."

"Zun Du fake doo?"

"Let's put it this way, brother, I didn't see half of it, and I just felt like I was stuffed with."

"Damn, you're now..."

The customer who was questioned did not answer, but shouted at the conductor

"Get me a ticket to Crazy Stone, for the most recent show!"

Anyway, mobile phone payment

I left with my movie ticket.

The person who wanted to ask too much was stunned.

Crazy stones?

Someone watched that bad movie too?!

And soon...

"Get me one!"

"I want two!"

"Give me ten!"

Seeing this, many passers-by who were about to leave suddenly widened their eyes and looked confused.

It didn't take long

The first scene of Crazy Stone is officially over.

The audience walked out of the theater with tears in their eyes and a smile.

And when they saw the still crowded scene in the ticket area, they were all stunned.

"Brother, what are you doing in line here? Aren't the tickets sold out?"

There are people who love to join in the excitement and go up to ask, but they get a roll of the eyes.

"Fart, don't you want to lie to me, you're going to fool me away, buy tickets for "Crazy Stone" by yourself, I won't be fooled!"

Audiences who have already watched the movie: ???

No... Aren't we just going in for two hours, and it's not a century?

Can anyone explain why the world has changed as soon as it comes out?!。