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Linjia Village has come, and the big star has spread all over the country....

"Have you heard of that? There are two big stars in Linjia Village, which one is very beautiful, it's really the ancestral tomb that is smoking..."

"It's just.... It is.... My rabbit cub is not so lucky, hey.... I'm afraid I won't be able to marry in this life, what should I do?

"Let's arrange a hundred or thousands of blind dates first!" Even if you buy rice, you have to ask for a daughter-in-law, there are three unfilial pieties, and there is no queen, it is really heartbreaking...."Ten

miles and eight towns all know Lin Dong's feats, more of a sigh, their own turtle son, really not sad at all, after all, in the countryside now, five out of ten rooms have no daughter-in-law.

They are also very curious, how are the big stars in Linjia Village?

But not many people will pass, because today is the day when the old lady goes up the mountain, and you need to avoid it....

Around two o'clock in the afternoon....

It's the time of the old lady's funeral....

In the vicinity of Linjia Village, the funeral is basically two o'clock, and the wedding is from four o'clock to six o'clock, so that there will be no collision, and everyone is happy....

As a mourner, Lin Dong blew the horn on the spot, and a mournful roar resounded throughout the entire mountains and rivers, thousands of mountains and rivers, and carried out the nine heavens.

At this moment, all the villagers' hearts trembled, and a scene of the old lady unconsciously sounded in their minds, going through the Long March, going to beat sticks, and going through a period of gloomy years....

He is a soldier who deserves everyone's respect....

"Artillery fire... The old lady went on the road..."

There was a shout in front of him, everyone came back from their sorrows, carrying the coffin mightily, towards the deep mountains and old forests, the final destination of life is a pile of loess...

The tens of millions of local chickens in the live broadcast room were teary-eyed for a while, no matter how successful they are, how humble they are, in the end, it is a dream....

Death is like a lamp going out, and nothing happens....

"Family.... I miss my grandmother... She took me every time she went out and secretly bought me a few candies, which I will never forget...."

"I also think of my grandmother.... Every time my grandmother came to my house, I brought a bunch of delicious food, and I thought that my grandmother had a lot of money, but when I went to her house, I found out that my grandmother secretly gave our house, because the family couldn't open the pot...."

"I think of my grandfather.... I stole a few cents from him and almost beat my ass, but it turned out to be the money he used to buy medicine, and he left in less than a month.... Woooooooooo

Princes and generals, would you rather have a kind? In ancient times, both the emperor and the ordinary people had the same fate, who could escape life and death, this is the greatest fairness.

...""From the Taoist point of view, people who strive to live, after they die, will they regret why they live so desperately, it turns out that death is Elysium...""

Haha.... Is it said that the world is a place of exile?

"Or else? In some myths, what is the greatest punishment for some gods? It is to defeat the mortal world

....""I agree with this, after all, sentient beings are a huge six realms of reincarnation....""

Brothers, don't make trouble.... We are here in the live broadcast room

, not philosophy, all at once to improve everyone's knowledge points, not conducive to everyone to brag together...."The unevenness of tens of millions of local chickens broke out all of a sudden, saying that it was good to brag together, why did you improve the topic all of a sudden, it's really not good to chat."

Follow the camera to the valley, come to a halfway up the mountainside, bury the old lady, a big yellow mud bag, there is no inscription to praise virtue...

This is the end of the life of an ordinary person.

Under this send-off, Diba, Yang Mi, and Wang Yan as outsiders do not need to be seen off according to the number of etiquette, if it is a zodiac conflict, they also need to avoid suspicion....

Now born under the red flag, there are no taboos, so they will follow together and send a hundred years of pine

... Soon after the burial, Lin Dong looked in all directions, surrounded by dragons and snakes, if you didn't understand before, now you see the gathering of all directions, like the scene of the Nine Dragons Arch Pearl, which makes people tremble....

"What's wrong!" Wang Yan was curious.

"This is a treasure of feng shui, buried in ancient times, at least a prince and general, and even became an emperor in the world, but unfortunately the dragon vein has been cut off...."

Lin Dong sighed, because a dragon vein in front of him, I don't know in what era, was dug up...

As soon as this dragon vein is broken, it becomes a dragon, causing the nearby feng shui to rotate and become a place that is not suitable for burial...

Fortunately, it didn't affect the old lady....

"Do you really know Feng Shui?" Dibba was surprised.

"Do you adore me?" The corners of Lin Dong's mouth rose, and he said triumphantly.

"Hehe...."Dibba looked disdainful.

"Let's go back!" Lin Dong waved his hand and took everyone back with him.

Everyone returned in a majestic manner, and Lin Dong had three goddesses of warblers and swallows by his side, which can be called a beautiful landscape, which is fascinating, after all, who doesn't like to see beautiful women?

They were all curious, and asked Lin Dong in a low voice, which one was his girlfriend...

"The dead forest moves.... The three of us are together, don't you want to be impressed? Dibba quipped and bumped him in the shoulder.

"Dibba .... What do you think we look like? Lin Dong is serious.

"Of course it's the Condor Heroes." Dibba said proudly.

"Damn... I treat you as a brother, and you actually covet my body.." Lin Dong suddenly jumped out three meters away.

"Bastard.... The old lady bites you to death..."Dibba is angry....

In the eyes of tens of millions of local chickens and many villagers, it is unbelievable that the big star also has such a cute side, and they all laughed and laughed....

......

On the other side of the police station....

Captain Wang Qiankun didn't send anyone this time, only watched the live broadcast room, and almost smashed the teacup....

This guy soaked his daughter, and got flowers and weeds....

"Director.... There's a case that you need to review..."

At this time, a policeman hurriedly came and brought up a document, which belonged to the classified copy above.

After he took one look, he was taken aback, and immediately called the entire police force, and set off in a mighty manner, many of whom were still in the circle.

"Captain.... What's going on? An old police officer was curious.

"Let's go to Linjia Village together, something big has happened...."Captain Wang Qiankun was extremely serious, and the car under his feet sped up a little.

"Is that guy Lin Dong, he is really troublemaker, if he can beat him, Lao Tzu will be the first to break him..."The old police officer said angrily.

"It's none of his business, this thing is also terrifying, we must act secretly, we just hope nothing happens...."Captain Wang Qiankun was unprecedentedly calm.

The old police officer was taken aback, and when he was just out of the police, he took a group of people to set off, notified the special police department, and even explained that the military region must have broken out.