Every time I’m caught fighting pornography: Do you call this a side job?

"Don't panic

...", "It's not that I want your life..."Lin

Dong smiled slightly, like a spring breeze, calming the other party's restlessness, and the head of the master faction was undoubtedly revealed.

"Master.... Can you explain? You can use as much as you want, please save me..."

The aunt was extremely worried, the original arrogant appearance turned into a nervous face, and even the title was changed, no wonder some scammers easily swayed some old people, and took out their wallets in a panic.

"Don't.... Don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those liars, your bad life doesn't mean bad luck? Lin Dong persuaded the other party and let the aunt settle down, and then slowly calmed down.

"As the so-called good life is not as good as good luck, life in the world, fate is a kind of ethereal, and seems to exist things, it is difficult to understand..."

"If a person's life is not good, but the luck is very good, it is destined to last for a long time, although there is a waste, it is not a bad thing, but a good life, bad luck, died halfway, there are a lot of people in....

"You have a bad life, you are very lucky, you have both children, although you are not filial, but you are not short of money, if you want to enjoy life, you should take care of it less, just let yourself go...."

Lin Dong explained indifferently....

Auntie listened, couldn't help but shed tears, since the children and family, a little restless, everything is very worrying, but their desire to control is too strong...

"Master.... Thank you, I'm much better now...", Auntie was very grateful.

"No... You and I meet in the water, it's just a creation..."Lin Dong waved his hand.

"It's five thousand dollars, all the money in my hand.... It's all for you! "Auntie wants to take out all the money in her pocket and give it all to Lin Dong.

"Five hundred yuan at a time, no more, no less, Tong Su is not deceitful, today you are my first guest, by the way, I will prescribe a prescription for you, take care of it..."

Lin Dong smiled bitterly, he seemed to be a rich man, but in fact he was a stubborn old woman, and he couldn't see anything well, so he had an unhappy life.

I personally wrote down the prescription, there are bupleurum, tulip, licorice, citrus aurantium, acacia and other medicinal materials, it is a prescription to dissipate stasis and relieve depression, happy and soothing the liver.

A series of flowing clouds can be said to have shocked the entire live broadcast room, one by one jaw-dropping, is fortune telling so awesome?

Opening the mouth is the truth....

Manners talk about nobility....

Prescribing medicine with a backhand....

I almost thought that a certain person who had attained the Tao would guide the country and appease the hearts of the world...

"Everyone.... Although I'm not talented, I'm a bit of a fool, do you know what fortune telling is?

Lin Dong stood at the moment, blazing brightly, looking at the live broadcast room and asking questions.

Live room....

Everyone is silent, looking at each other...

"Isn't fortune telling a liar? Nine out of ten people are liars, and the remaining one is trusted, all of them are the dregs of feudal superstition...."

"Yes, yes.... Resolutely oppose feudal superstition, unreasonable, not in line with science, this kind of thing is not on the table at all, the ancestors have no food to eat...."

"Throughout the ages, over the ages, there have been countless people, and the most clever liar leaders are Yuan Tiangang and Li Chunfeng....""

Ahem.... Does the anchor suspect that we haven't finished our nine-year compulsory education, children know deceptive things, last night in the park there was an old man practicing what kind of iron cloth shirt, let me punch to see, but invulnerable, and lost 10,000 yuan....""

Hey.... People are unpredictable, and the world is like this, so that scammers are rampant.

...""I think that there must be benefits to it if it is passed down, and it can't be killed with a stick..."

The footcloths are all handed down, did your daughter use them?".

"Grass .... Do you want to fight? At night, the abandoned factory in the west of the city, Lao Tzu will make your head bleed

...""Come here, if you don't come, it's your grandson...""

Warning: The two have been kicked out of the live broadcast room......."

A group of guys chattered and kept attacking.

"Actually.... You're all wrong..."

Lin Dong pretended to be deep, with his hands behind his back, and a righteous face, did the audience suspect that he was hallucinating?

"Fortune-telling seems to be fortune-telling, in fact, it is a kind of self-cultivation, like physiognomy, a person's face belongs to the depressed, a declining face, you are clear about your own shortcomings, a self-reflection, and ideological improvement..."

In fact, the ancients started with Fuxi....

The development of each kind of Tao and art is not a fool of people, but a self-becoming heaven and earth man, modifying oneself, because the ancients believed that falling into the red dust is not a blessing, but a kind of self-breakthrough cultivation...

"Nima's.... I can't imagine that a fortune-telling liar actually sublimates himself...."

"My good man.... The fortune teller said that I was in a yellow robe, and I had a big meal of fish and meat, and I didn't lie to me, I was delivering takeout..."

"Have you noticed? The anchor seems to be glowing.... Did God pick me up? "

No way.... I'm going to sublimate too.... The sea is immeasurable...."

"Dude... We're coming in, is there a bunch of neurotics mixed in here? One by one, they have become saviors...."

What bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods exist in the live broadcast room....

Lin Dong didn't bother to pay attention to it, he had already received five hundred yuan, today was really a good day, and he was in no mood to criticize the eight characters....

In a hurry, I ended the day's live broadcast, and when night fell, I found a small shop in the corner, ate a meal of meat buns, and ordered some seafood....

The hostess is also beautiful....

"Xiao Linzi.... See you next time! Give you a bigger surprise..."The proprietress smiled like silk, and put away the dishes and chopsticks.

"Hey, hey.... I will definitely come next time...."

Lin Dong wiped the corners of his mouth, the service is very good, but the boss is a little fierce, whenever someone talks to the boss's wife, they are fierce.

......

The next day....

Lin Dong continued to set up a stall, branching out the fortune-telling stall, which was very leaky, and put it in the corner, showing an expectant smile...

"Ding-dong.... Congratulations to the host for obtaining the second of the three-piece fortune-telling set - Guan Qi ,—— Qi is a person's own physiognomy, respectively, there are sick qi and calamity, there are a total of five kinds of fortune, respectively, gold, wood, water, fire, earth..."

Lin Dong trembled, he learned everything at once, there is a system that can really be self-contained, it's just a god....

Lin Dong sighed with heartfelt emotion, once the Qi of Chinese medicine is gathered, it is impossible to determine a person's life and death, and even science can't do it....

At the end of the Warring States period....

There is a typical story of a generation of miracle doctor Bian Que who met Cai Huan Gong three times....

After Bian Que Cai Huan Gong three times, he knew his life and death, and ran away overnight, for fear of disaster to the fish pond, not a plug-in behavior, but a person's illness, first from the skin, then into the stomach, then into the bone marrow, and finally died violently...

Lin Dong stretched his waist, comfortable, and then opened the live broadcast room to see...

"Live streaming is finally online.... What's the show today? "

Haha.... The anchor is still there... Who reported it last night.... Let me tell you, there is no backstage, and you still want the anchor to collapse big, it's just ridiculous and generous.

...""I deceived my aunt for 500 yuan yesterday, I have left a video, waiting to go to the police station to report the case, and the anchor is waiting to sit through the prison..."

Take me..."

"I'm the Iron Head.... The anchor doesn't collapse, I don't quit the network for a day, I make a note, and I can't do a handstand and open my asshole...."A

group of guys can't wait for Lin Dong to be caught....

From the first time to crack down on pornography and illegal publications....

This kid is just hanging up....

I was caught by the police every time, and I got out every time...

Lin Dong ignored the other party, he was going to have a seafood breakfast today....

"The boss... Have some breakfast.... Hey! Don't see the boss lady today?

Lin Dong glanced around, but didn't see the shadow...

"Boy.... What to eat? What are you looking for my wife to do? Believe it or not, I gouged out your eyeballs...."The

boss threw a menu, looking very unhappy.