Every time I’m caught fighting pornography: Do you call this a side job?

Shaver is a third-rate profession....

In ancient times, few people shaved their heads, and it was generally regarded as unlucky, or they became monks and were truly unsuccessful.

After the Qing Dynasty entered the customs, it staged a ruling control of "keeping hair without hair, leaving head without hair".

In ancient times, the shaver belonged to the part of the ceremonial officials, and naturally there were taboos and the like.

Later, there was a strange statement, if you don't shave your head on February 2, your uncle will die, this kind of bizarre speech, no matter what, some people will be taboo.

So the shaver is a taboo technical job....

After Lin Dong took over the task, there was a lot of information, which was a job that really lost hair and broke the roots and eliminated the annoyance, which was the skill of a real head shaver.

Day 2....

Lin Dong ate a bowl of snail noodles and added a braised egg, which was really a new day.

He revised the title of the live broadcast room: "Experience the life of a head shaver for a day, break the law and break the troubles, and a wisp of green silk is sorrowful..."

"Family..... Missed me? Gee.... It's a beautiful day, I wonder how the sun is on your side? It's raining today, so for better content, I can only come out to broadcast live...."

Lin Dong drove a tricycle to the bottom of the overpass.

Tens of millions of local chickens are like a tide, logging in to watch one by one, including some screws in the factory, and there are also rich second generations like Wang Sicong, who rushed to watch the live broadcast all at once.

Because Lin Dong has created miracles....

"Family..... When the missing person came back, I thought Lin Dashen was dissected...."

"Don't make trouble..... Lin Dashen is a scientist who has attracted global attention, an academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences

....""No.... Lin Dashen actually gave up what academician to become a shaver? What is this operation? Who understands the family?".

"Lin Dashen's thinking, you can understand it, he has already been on the moon..."

It's just a side hustle of mine, and my goal is to kill your group of young people in society, and only doing it is the truth...."

"Ya shit..... Last night I played with a pesticide and was told by my wife that I didn't want to make progress, it was a great opportunity, I immediately went to spend 300 yuan to get a massage, talk with friends, and plan for the future..."

Upstairs is already rolled up .... If you don't work hard, the boss is sad, and now he is lying flat and rotten, and he will harm the three generations, and you don't want to see your grandson moving bricks! "

Grass... What is the rationale behind this? Labor and management work hard, just for the sake of their grandson not to move bricks? It's better to enjoy it now

....""It's over..... The winds were led astray .... I'm going to beat my son first, and I must marry a rich woman in the future, otherwise I won't be able to let the younger generations move bricks to raise local tyrants...."The

brain circuits of a group of guys are often better than blue.

Especially some people, who were lacking when they were young, grew up and made up for it frantically, and a group of lying flat people began to appear, just for their own coolness, go to your offspring.

The corners of Lin Dong's mouth twitched, what a rabble, crooked, waiting for Lao Tzu to kill you.

Lin Dong is under the overpass.....

He posed for a mirror....

A chair....

Took out a pair of scissors....

A small knife....

Put a bar of soap in the box and add some water....

There is also a piece of cowhide to sharpen the knife....

Such a strange scene made many people confused, and suddenly it was people in the city now, and most of them didn't know what it was

"Who understands the family! What are these things? Why is it a mess, very backward look...."

"Don't make a fuss.... The people in the city must not know that this is when I was a child, the shaver in our village really existed...."

"Nima's..... What kind of plane does Lin Dashen want to build? Isn't it okay to do science and technology for the country and the people? How did you jump from science to metaphysics?

"Have you heard of a shaver?" This is a different job

...""It is said that in ancient times, among the three religions and nine rank professions, the lower nine rank was the head shaver, and the status was similar to that of what Yihong Yuan....""

He meowed..... Is it so evil? "

Everyone is curious, doesn't the shaver simply cut the hair?

In ancient times, the parents of the body's hair and skin generally did not make any mess on the premise that there were no major problems.

"The shaver was originally a non-distinct job, but now there are many hair salons, and you can open about three of them in 100 meters, which is also very profitable, but the real shaver is not just as simple as cutting hair...."

Need to give it a try?

Lin Dong smiled slightly.

Tens of millions of local chickens shivered, as if they were being targeted, and they shuddered.

"It's funny...."Lin Dong waved his hand, suddenly restrained all his smiles, and said, "This is not to shave the heads of living people...."

Such an infiltrating smile stunned the local chickens at once.

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it...""it....""it...."

"Anchor, don't scare me, okay?"

"Isn't it a shaving of the head of a living person, isn't it a ghost shaving his head?"

They shuddered, frightened, and shivered, very unnatural, especially the last sentence, and their scalps were numb.

"Shave your head...."

Lin Dong's gloomy words, as if they sounded from the Lawson world, scared some of the local chickens to scream, and they were scared to death.

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Daxia Entertainment....

After Wang Yan came back, her life as a domineering female president was naturally busy every day, and she almost didn't even have time to eat, which was really unreasonable.

"Sister Yan.... That dead forest is live again...."Dibba entered the door with his phone and didn't make a big noise.

"Live what?" Wang Yan said with great interest.

"Shaving your head in the live broadcast, you have to be a shaver, don't shave the head of the living, is this guy sick?" Dibba doesn't have a good airway.

"Don't shave the heads of the living?".

Yang Mi, Jiang Ruyan, and the little fox all looked up, a little puzzled, what is this? Is the ghost shaving his head?

"That's right! What did he say about shaving the pubic head, it should be shaving the head of the dead, isn't this thing done by someone in the funeral ground? Dibba was puzzled anyway, so he asked.

"That's putting on makeup for the dead, not shaving the head..."Wang Yan didn't have a good air.

"This guy is getting more and more evil...."Jiang Ruyan frowned, and said very politely.

Everyone agrees that it's really so scary every time, and I really want to kick the stall away, it's really a guy who messes around.

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The police station side....

looked at Captain Wang Qiankun in the live broadcast room, glanced at many of his subordinates, and said, "Didn't this guy report to the police station?" "