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Everyone was slightly stunned, how could the script be a little unusual?

"The success of this event is due to the joint sponsorship of Huasheng Group and Bangziguo Erxing Group, just to promote traditional culture...."

"The brand is Erlu milk powder, which is good for babies, has enough IQ, and has a surprising effect on body bones, which is a leading existence in the world."

The hostess has a series of brand advertisements, and the three seven two ones tell it out, which catches people off guard, what is this? It feels like a little fooled.

The crowd was in an uproar a few times, and it didn't make much of a sensation, after all, it was a small farce.

The hostess looked at Lin Dong again, holding a big topic, almost hitting her nose, and said, "I don't know this masked man, what is your rhythm?" It looks huge, could it be a certain beauty? "

Everyone on the big screen, they saw a huge piece of wood, about half a human high, very spectacular, it must have been carved into the rhythm of a certain beauty.

According to normal logic, it would take several days of work...

But here, the ultimate cost performance is important, it takes more than half a day, it is done in one day, and most people choose small works....

"This is naturally secret...."The mysterious person is none other than Lin Dong, who came to the competition wearing a mask, which made many people at the scene curious.

As a fan of Lin Dong....

Tens of millions of local chickens are still conformist, no one is exposed, they are all joking on the barrage, and they all seem to be laughing...

"Haha..... I still have to be able to play with Lin Dashen, I don't know what kind of scene it will be after it is exposed? "

Lin Dashen is the king of an era, who can move him, if he wasn't born more than ten years earlier, and met Lin Dashen in an era, I'm afraid my wife won't be able to marry..."

When you wake up the next day, you may be unemployed..... Recently, there are more people running takeout than eating takeout, because

Lin Dashen started there....""Others say that live broadcast will bring disaster to the country and the people, and I will be the first to shoot him to death, Lin Dashen's side business is the father of the new lithography machine....."

"Why is such an excellent person singing is killing pigs?"

"Are you stabbing the wound of the great god of the forest? Shut up.... Apologize immediately, or be expelled...."

"Damn it..... How can there be a group of talents such as three, six, nine and so on? Everyone

disagreed again, and began to shoot and kill Erha of the house next door, and they became crazy and angry.

Lin Dong began to carve, and the host left awkwardly, looking for some interesting people, and asked what masterpieces there were?

Most of the ordinary carvings are basically unremarkable....

.....

In the police station....

Captain Wang Qiankun smiled for the first time, this guy didn't come to report, at least he did a little bit of personnel.

"Becoming a master carver this time shouldn't be a problem, right?" An old policeman asked helplessly.

"What do you want to do? Staying in a corner carving, there are security guards inside and outside, and our brothers are watching, how can something happen? The other reprimanded.

"Haha...."

Looking at the people in the live broadcast room, they all looked up to the sky and laughed, finally there was no need to go to the police, every time they encountered Lin Dong's live broadcast, it was their nightmare.

"Don't take it lightly..." Captain Wang Qiankun knows very well this guy's Xi and must be stable until the end.

All of a sudden, everyone's hearts trembled, and they really couldn't float...

.......

In the middle of the scene....

"What do you say Lin Dong carves? According to his urine, will it be a beauty? Yang Mi looked at the third girl and said cautiously.

"I don't know...."Wang Yan pouted, but she really wanted to carve one out of her appearance.

"Could it be me? Dead Forest is my idol. Dibba said dryly.

"Do you want to eat fart?" Jiang Ruyan shattered her illusion on the spot.

"Woo...."Xiaobai also jumped, hoping that the carving was her.

They all looked ahead, Lin Dong was carving, I don't know what kind of fun thing it is?

Everyone is a group of tsunderes, if they don't admit it on the surface, they are ready to move in their hearts, and they can't wait to greet Lin Dong immediately and let him be an honest dog.

Lin Dong stroked down one by one, and the speed was very fast, because of the huge sake, it took every one of them to be exquisite, and it took about half a day to pass.

Everyone turned in their works one after another...

Thousands of people playing....

There are only 100 entries that actually make it to the next final...

Lin Dong's works were naturally shortlisted....

"Next.... We move on to the next link, where 100 viewers are selected and scored 100 works with our jury, and 100 points is a full score. "

Under the moderator's remarks....

Looking at the podium one by one, a group of expert groups, and a group of small people, it can be regarded as a relatively harmonious combination.

"Next, please ask for the first work - Nine Dragons Pulling the Coffin..."The host shouted.

Holding a carving in one hand, it is the grand scene of the coffin in Kowloon, and the artist is an adult in his thirties.

"This gentleman... What is this Nine Dragons coffin? Shouldn't it be a pearl in Kowloon? The host asked with a smile.

"This is a novel I've read, and I feel very enthusiastic, and at this exhibition, I hope you like it." The artist smiled and bowed.

Immediately, a group of experts stood up, watched Jiulong pull the coffin and commented, and said: "The idea is very good and spectacular, but is your dragon a bit like a snake?" The foundation is still a little worse, I can only give sixty points, don't be proud.... Next time it might be fifty-nine points...."

The man's face was gloomy, this guy was too slap in the face....

The host smiled awkwardly, and could only let hundreds of viewers comment on it and make an average.

"It's also.... This work can be set up on a stall, about thirty or forty yuan, and I give sixty-two points...."

"Isn't it nine dollars and nine free shipping?" I'm only willing to give sixty-three points, it's economical.

...""You guys are real dogs, this piece of wood is not worth it, you can definitely buy a hundred yuan, I'll give sixty-nine points..."

And so...

A series of works on the card, uneven, there are also a very small number of good products.

"Ladies and gentlemen.... There is a work of the big brother who asked to cover his face below...."The

host shouted again.