Every time I’m caught fighting pornography: Do you call this a side job?

Bang....

Kick open the door....

"Don't move, the police are rounding, men and women stand

on the left and right...."A shout sounded, caught off guard, making Lin Dong look up dumbfounded....

A group of police uncles in civilian clothes, more than a dozen people rushed into the small room, all upright, thunderous to control the whole scene, it was obvious that it was the scene of anti-pornography.

In Lin Dong's arms, there happened to be a delicate woman with a crimson face, when she saw a group of plainclothes, she was so frightened on the spot that she almost fell on the sofa, trembling...

"Boy.... Don't move, immediately squat on the ground, hold your head in your hands, take out your ID card to register, what you did today will be recorded...."

Captain Wang snorted coldly, and looked at the kid in yellow skin, who came to mix at a young age, and it was really not a good kind.

"Damn... Sweeping.... Labor and management were also caught on the spot? Online, etc.... What to do?

Lin Dong scolded on the spot, wanted to cry without tears, sent a takeaway to the bathing city, accidentally touched a sister paper, and a little accident happened...

Although he Lin Dong is not in the live broadcast, at least he is a little white face, clean, handsome and compelling, a little careless, and the result is looked at....

"What are you in a daze? Think of any quibbles? Otherwise, he will be detained for fifteen days and fined 5,000 yuan...."Captain

Wang was a little impatient, and he could only justify him and add a little bit of program effect.

suddenly aroused the excitement of the sailors in the live broadcast room, and began to guess, will this kid make up a wrong door?

"Tsk.... What reason would this kid come up with? Could it be that when you were running a takeaway, you came to the toilet on the way? "

What a young man.... This delivery man is so handsome with fine skin and tender meat... When it's over, ask him if he wants to mess with his aunt, who is a charter wife and guarantees a car and a villa...."

Haha.... How else can you justify it? Which sister paper didn't you see? It's almost time to confess .... I can't wash it when I jump into the Yellow River..."

"The aunt in front.... May I? I'll wait to add you, I'm a macho man from ten miles and eight towns, I recently cultivated ten acres of land, my face is not red, my heart is not beating, and I can also hang a golden hook upside down...."

"I want to report..... This group of guys is so unscrupulous, they bring bad to the audience in the live broadcast room..."

"Ahem.... It doesn't matter what kind of rich woman I have, I'm young and already earning a million a month, and others don't understand my success at all, except for my son, who is a little older than me, everything else is the same...."

"Grass..... This is the first person on the birth list...."

A group of melon-eating viewers simply shattered the three views, the morality fell, and the natural cognition also deviated, and many people laughed, driving the atmosphere of the audience. Including Lin Dong himself, I don't know that it has been broadcast live....

He was a dignified traverser, unlucky to the extreme, almost starved to death and kicked out of the rental house, the first time he delivered takeaways, he had to go into the bureau to eat public food, and he was penniless and was fined, which was really a shame for the traverser's face...

"Ding-dong.... Congratulations to the host for binding the special side hustle system...."

Suddenly a sound sounded, exciting, really looking forward to the stars and the moon, and finally waiting for the standard configuration of the traverser.

"Host.... This system according to your actual situation,Activate a special profession,Once the profession is born,Match your corresponding background,And the current skills...."

"After the system checks that the host is swept away,The first time it is caught,It is a special situation,Open a career lottery,Whether to draw......."The

system prompts.

Lin Dong can be described as enthusiastic, and finally waited for the system, and he could succeed in the counterattack, my dignified good-looking anchor was arrested by sweeping pornography, how will he mix it up in the future?

The draw hasn't started yet....

"Haven't you kid made up your identity yet? If you don't explain, take it back for interrogation! "Captain Wang is impatient, he is really an unclever little guy, give you a chance to use it.

In order to cooperate with the program, he can create a little atmosphere, so that the influence of the anti-pornography and anti-illegal activities can be carried out to every audience, so as to bring a deterrent effect.

"Ahem.... That policeman uncle, in fact, I just delivered takeaways, and I was absolutely wronged...."

Lin Dong immediately explained, beating to death and not admitting it, once the prostitute is caught, it is really embarrassing to go home.

The corners of Captain Wang's mouth rose and he sneered, the young man was still very cooperative, and the more people watched the show as soon as the effect came. But you can't take the police for fools and mess around with a reason to get out....

"Hehe.... You're really delivering food..."

Captain Wang clasped his hands, as if to say that I was a fool?

"It's like a fake...."

Lin Dong took out his mobile phone and opened the software, it was the running order sent to the bathing city, or a pair of stockings, which belonged to the mall function of a certain group....

"This is a delivery order for me today, it belongs to the same city express, it is convenient and fast, conforms to the people's livelihood, and the police uncle can come to check....""

Captain.... It's really a takeaway, but it's just a pair of stockings, this guy is greasy..."

A police officer checked it, and glanced at Lin Dong suspiciously, it's just too nonsense, where does anyone deliver takeaway is to deliver stockings, is there no silver three hundred taels here?

"Damn.... What a ghost! actually sent stockings outside the city, isn't this a self-confession? "

I have to say.... This brother can't even write a lie, anyway, he will be fined 5,000 yuan, detained for 15 days, notify his family and unit, and he will also be recorded, and three generations will not be able to participate in politics in the future.

...""Sure enough, the difference between people's brains is too big, you don't cherish the opportunity, it's over..."

Everyone in the live broadcast room is holding their foreheads, and the guy with a hole in his brain will give you a chance to make it a little more reasonable, but the response is fierce, which makes Captain Wang very satisfied...

Now short video programs, the more serious no one watches, all crooked melons and cracked dates are popular.

"Even if you're delivering takeaways, there's a scream in the room just now, what the hell is going on? We all heard it...."Captain

Wang showed smugness, how can you perfunctory everyone, just now it was clearly visible screaming ambiguous, don't take people for fools, the general situation has long been brought back for interrogation, now it's just to increase the time of the show....

The police are menacing, ordinary people can only confess, Lin Dong is a systematic traverser, quickly as stable as Mount Tai, calm and relaxed, a serious book....

"The system .... Lottery..."

Lin Dong shouted a few times Amitabha, Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, God bless, I hope to behave well.

"Ding-dong.... Congratulations to the host for drawing Chinese medicine, alias: gynecology holy hand, gift Chinese medicine skills, do you need the system to write the background for you, you can also write the host himself, rationalize the reality, so that there is no time...."

The system reminds that it is a timely rain, which is great....

You only need to write the background and rationalize it with reality, otherwise it is a bit paradoxical and difficult to fit the present

"Ahem.... Uncle police .... I won't pretend

....""I look like a delivery man, but in fact, I am the heir of a family of traditional Chinese medicine, known as the friend of women, the holy hand of gynecology

....""This is my medical qualification certificate, just now this lady has a stomachache, diagnosed as caused by irregular menstruation, I diagnosed her, and then made a joke...."

After Lin Dong explained, he took it out of his pocket, and sure enough, there was a certificate, a posture of Lao Tzu's showdown...

He breathed a sigh of relief, the system did not deceive him, wrote a background, directed and acted successfully, became a Chinese medicine doctor, and the knowledge of Chinese medicine in his brain was injected like an initiation, and he instantly comprehended success....

The audience was dumbfounded....

Can you still play like this?

Isn't it a bit exaggerated that you don't go to the doctor as a Chinese medicine practitioner and still come to deliver takeaways?