Everyone Knows I’m a Good Man

The Guo family, Guo's father and Guo's mother stood in the yard looking at the drone in the sky as if they were gods, and then listened to Ji Changze's explanation from the microphone above.

"It turns out he's not a sperm."

After listening to Ji Changze's explanation, Father Guo breathed a sigh of relief. If Changze turned into a drone, what would their Junyuan do? She didn't even deserve it.

Although Guo's mother doesn't pay much attention to these things, she loves watching TV and can follow idol dramas. It's not uncommon to see the male protagonist in the movie flying a private jet to pick up the female protagonist/confess to the female protagonist/take the female protagonist on a trip.

Although she had never seen a drone, she felt that she knew a lot more than her husband, so she immediately pretended that she was not the one who was so frightened that she almost fell down after hearing what Guo's father said just now, and she reached out and patted her angrily. Father Guo.

"Look at you, you are making such a fuss. Isn't this just a plane? How can you still think about Nagasawa becoming a spirit? Even if Nagasawa really becomes a spirit, he can't turn into a plane."

"Nagaze, is Junyuan okay? Where is Xiaobao? Are you together?"

Ji Changze gave up his position and let Guo Junyuan talk to them. When he heard his daughter's voice and heard her say that she was safe and sound, the two elders felt relieved.

"As long as it's okay, it's okay, Junyuan, let Changze protect you. Even if you become a sperm, you are still his wife."

Ji Changze was a little helpless on the other end. Anyway, in the eyes of these two elders, he, Ji Changze, was very likely to become a spirit in this world.

He took over Guo Junyuan's position and did not dwell on the topic. Instead, he went directly to the topic and asked about the wild boars in the village.

"Wild boars, eh, it's incredible. I don't know where they came from, so many wild boars with teeth so long and bodies so big. When they see people, they rush up to them and wander around the village for several days. None of us can Don’t dare to go out.”

As Father Guo spoke, he stretched out his hand and gestured: "What a long tooth! There have never been wild boars here. There was a man in the village who wanted to raise wild boars to make money, but all the piglets he brought back died. I remember him He also said that we are not suitable for wild boars to live here. It seems that he was deceived. This is not suitable. This is simply perfect. "

Although Father Guo has a very strong ability to derive topics, Ji Changze still controlled the situation perfectly and finally figured out the matter.

On the day of the meteorite rain, everyone in the village was very frightened. They stood at the entrance of the village and saw that a meteorite hit a mountain. They didn’t know how it caused a mountain fire. They were very frightened and wanted to call. I found that the phone had no signal at all. I wanted to go out, but I was afraid of being hit by a meteorite.

So everyone finally scattered around each house, praying to Buddha and God in the hope that they would protect themselves from being hit.

The day after the meteorite rain passed, the vegetation in the village skyrocketed. Everyone was shocked again, and no one dared to go out.

On the third day, when they boldly wanted to go out to inquire about the situation, the wild boars had already taken over this area. They would come to their village from time to time and if they saw someone showing up, they would rush over immediately.

Father Guo was still a little scared when he talked about this.

Who is not afraid of death? Being trapped in this world, watching the food at home getting less and less day by day and being unable to get out.

Ji Changze comforted them with a few words, saying that they would definitely find a way to drive away the wild boars and rescue the two of them.

The drone flew away, and it was still going to explore the surrounding terrain and figure out why the wild boar suddenly appeared in the village.

Father Guo and Mother Guo were suddenly in a better mood than before.

They were trapped at home before, unable to work in the fields or take a phone call. They couldn't make calls on the phone. The only people they wanted to talk to were their neighbors, but the neighbors didn't have a good relationship with them.

I hold it in every day, worried about my daughter and son-in-law, and worried about myself.

It's fine now. My daughter and son-in-law are back, and they brought back a plane spirit (Father Guo insists on calling her that).

Even if the wild boar couldn't be driven out, they were relieved to know that the two of them and their little grandson were safe and sound.

The two of them were in a better mood, and they didn't do anything to deal with it casually during the meal like before. Mother Guo took out the bacon and started cooking while humming a song.

While doing it, he said to Father Guo next to him: "If that plane comes again, let's get a plastic bag and tie the prepared bacon on it. Junyuan likes to eat bacon the most."

Father Guo was in a good mood and found wood from the woodshed and started making rattles. Although he was a farmer, he learned crafts from his master when he was young. But later, modern crafts invaded the handmade market, and everyone liked to buy plastic. He no longer liked making basins, tables and chairs by hand, so he put them down and did not continue.

However, even though he hasn’t done it for a long time, it is quite easy for Mr. Guo to make toys for children. He made all the toys when Guo Junyuan was a child.

The couple was busy here, while the neighbor stood on a ladder and popped up from the wall.

"Are you planning to have something good for your last meal?"

She didn't say this without purpose. The houses in the village here are basically lined up one after another, and Guo's father and their neighbor's neighbor's neighbor is an old man who has no children and his wife is gone.

Yesterday, the old man's neighbor found that the old man died, not from natural causes, but from drinking pesticides. It seemed that it was because life was difficult outside and he didn't have much food at home. He thought he would die sooner or later, so he might as well end it himself.

The old man’s neighbor told another neighbor about the incident, who then told his neighbor, and finally the news reached the neighbors of Guo’s father and Guo’s mother.

She may not know whether Guo's father and mother's family still have enough food to go to Z-i'sa at this time. She just wants to choke them.

Mother Guo glared at her: "You just had your last meal. My daughter and son-in-law came back and said they would take us to their village. We are happy to have something good, okay?!"

Guo's mother said this to show off. After all, her neighbor had always been proud that she had given birth to two sons while the Guo family only had one daughter, and he often stabbed her.

The Guo family has always been unhappy.

The country has said that it is the same whether they have a son or a daughter. They love their daughters and it is none of those people's business.

However, the culture in the village is like this. If you don't have a son, it's because you are unlucky. You have worked hard for half your life to raise children for others, and when your daughter gets married, you won't even have anyone to support her in her old age.

This is correct, but it is incorrect.

Isn't that right? Girls rarely come back to their parents' home after getting married.

Now she was feeling proud.

Yes, you have two sons in your family, so what?

My daughter and son-in-law can arrange a plane to pick us up. Can your two sons do it?

Guo's mother was very proud, but her neighbors couldn't get it at all.

She just looked at Guo's mother with a strange look on her face, wondering if the family was trapped in the yard and was stupid.

"Are you poisoned? There are wild boars everywhere in the village. Is it possible that your daughter and son-in-law can still enter the village even if they come back?"

Mother Guo was even more proud: "I know you don't know, but my son-in-law brought us a plane. You know, planes are so expensive. He specially flew a plane to tell us that he would take us back."

She is proud, she is proud, and she feels that her waist is super strong.

Neighbor:"……"

airplane? ?

airplane? ? ?

"I'm afraid you've become stupid after watching an idol drama."

The neighbor once heard from relatives that there is a kind of mushroom that will cause hallucinations after eating it. Now she seriously suspects that Guo's father and mother have eaten this kind of mushroom.

She said, why do you watch idol dramas at such an old age?

Although she didn’t know what an idol drama was, it was her two sons who told her about it, but that didn’t stop her neighbors from learning from it.

"I know you don't believe it, that plane is called a drone, it..."

Mother Guo also wanted to talk in detail about the appearance of the drone and how surprised she was when the drone arrived, and how firmly Nagasawa Junyuan said she would take them out of the village.

But the neighbors didn't want to hear it.

Who knows if stupidity is contagious? Anything can happen these days. Her two sons are still at home, and she doesn't want to die from a neighbor's infection.

The neighbor climbed down the ladder and moved the pot he used to cook food away from the wall shared by the two families.

When I entered the house, I didn't forget to laugh at the family members. The next door was probably Father Guo and Mother Guo who were bored and starting to fall into fantasy.

"It's not like I haven't seen their son-in-law before. He looks weak when he looks gentle. He used to be fine in an office. In this world, even a piece of grass can fight. How can he come to pick them up?"

She let out a disdainful scoff.

The next day, Ji Changze and his group drove directly into the village in a car with torches lit and firecrackers hung on the car, crackling, and everyone holding bows and arrows in their hands.

Although these wild boars are big, they are not as fierce as lions and tigers. They have long been accustomed to avoiding humans before the end of the world. Now they are frightened by the sound. As soon as Ji Changze and his bows and arrows hit their companions, their companions will stagger and fall, but they Very frightened.

They subconsciously ran back to the mountain, but on the other side, Li Hechuan and the others also used firecrackers to drive away the wild boars from Ji Changze's village.

The wild boars on both sides were not from the same group, and they were frightened again. They all wanted to run to the opposite side. They were frightened by the collision and started fighting with each other.

For a while, it was a bloody mess again.

Ji Changze sat on the roof of the RV, put down his bow and arrow and sighed: "It seems that it is quite easy to deal with these beasts. All you need to do is use the same tricks you use to deal with people."

After saying that, he looked at Chen Lu next to him: "You think so?"

Chen Dilu, who has never dealt with anyone except Ji Changze: "..."

He looked at Ji Changze as if he were looking at a devil.

Ji Changze: "Why are you looking at me like that? In fact, my mother told me when I came back this time that we are neighbors. We should help each other and be friendly to each other. Don't be like children who dislike each other over such trivial things. , Now everyone is a grasshopper in the same boat, fighting in the nest is meaningless. "

Chen Dilu looked back at the height of the RV and quietly sat in the middle of the car.

He would not believe Ji Changze.

Oh, this piece of trash, he must have deliberately said something to pretend to be peaceful, so that he could let his guard down before harming him.

Now the wild boars are in a mess. If you fall at this time, you will definitely be trampled by the wild boars.

Ji Changze couldn't fool him.

Even if Ji Changze breaks the rules today, he will never agree to shake hands and make peace.

Seeing Chen Lu looking at him with the expression "You trash, don't expect me to give in", Ji Changze could only use his ultimate move.

"Okay, I admit it. I put the frog in your drawer in the first grade. It was me who put the paper on your back during recess exercises in the sixth grade. I was also the one nicknamed Wannian Lao Er after you got your grades in the first grade. I got it for you, and when you sent a love letter to a girl in your class in the second grade of junior high school, I made her think it was written by me, but you can’t blame me. Who asked you to write a love letter without even signing it, and she came to ask me , I admitted it smoothly.”

Chen's Lu: "...Haha."

Scum! !

During the more than 20 years of schooling, he lived in the shadow of Ji Changze almost all the time.

It was like this every time in elementary school, junior high school, high school, and university. The key was that every time he told others, they would tell him with a sure face.

how could be? Ji Changze is not this kind of person, you just have a problem with him.

That's frustrating.

Today, the clouds finally cleared and the moon shone brightly.

This scumbag admitted it hahahahaha! !

Chen's Lu Yi swept away the depression he had felt all day, and looked at Ji Changze with some pride: "So you want to seek peace now? Dream on, for those things you did before, do you think I will forgive you if you admit it? ?"

Ji Changze: "I really didn't mean it. The teacher asked us to raise tadpoles for observation. I raised two tadpoles and they all grew into frogs. You raised ten and they all died. I gave you the frog out of kindness." "

Although Chen's Lu is afraid of frogs.

"The one with the sticker was even more kind. At that time, the person in front of you was also stickered. You and he never dealt with each other. He was tall and strong and always liked to cause trouble for you. You think he found out that he had been stickered and he hadn't been there before. When you realize it, do you think who posted it for you?”

Chen Dilu: "...it should be me, right?"

"Yes, I just put a sticker on you. Since both of you have been posted, he will definitely have no reason to trouble you again."

Although the paper on the back of the person in front was also posted by the original owner, and he went to that person afterwards to press him, saying that his paper was posted by Chen Lu, and Chen Lu’s paper was posted by Chen Lu himself, just to get rid of it. suspicion.

But that person later went abroad. Looking at the situation, he might never come back in his life, so he had nothing to fear.

"There are also love letters. You really can't blame me for this. You wrote a love letter without even signing it. The girl came to me and asked me if I wrote it. She handed me the love letter and rejected me, saying that I didn't want to be with someone who didn't even have punctuation marks. The person who marked the right mark is talking about the target, should I tell her that the person who marked the wrong mark was you and not me? "

Ji Changze let out a long sigh: "I thought, you were very sad to be rejected, and you have to face that you are a scumbag who can't even mark punctuation marks. You must be in a bad mood, so! I, brave I'm willing to help you block this blame, but you don't appreciate it, and you haven't given me a good look for a whole semester. "

Chen's Lu: "...That's a punctuation mark I created to express my wholehearted devotion to her... What about Wannian Lao Er? You don't have to say this, right? It's a derogatory term."

Ji Changze: "Aren't you the second best student in ten thousand years? Isn't it true that every time I take the first place, you take the second place?"

Chen's Lu; "..."

"You are the second child in ten thousand years. Even if I don't give you this nickname, others will still think of you that way. And you also gave me a nickname. Don't say you didn't. I know you did. ”

Chen Dilu: "..."

He was speechless.

But, but how is this possible? ?

In his impression, Ji Changze has always been targeting him. Why is it that when this guy says this now, it seems that he is too narrow-minded and has misunderstood others?

Impossible, his memory is infallible.

"Memory is infallible, but it's up to you to decide whether this memory is good or bad. Just like that frog, you just remember that I put a frog in the hole in your desk and it scared you in class. Cry, why didn’t you remember the nature class in the afternoon? The teacher praised you for raising the best frogs.”

Chen Lu was stunned: "Is this happening??"

Ji Changze nodded affirmatively: "If you don't believe it, go back and ask your parents. As for your show-off temperament, if the teacher praises you, you will definitely tell them, and they will definitely be impressed."

When he said this, Chen Lu also vaguely felt that this was the case. He was quite happy to be praised.

"Then...I really misunderstood you?"

Ji Changze nodded heavily and sighed: "We all grew up together, and there is no deep hatred. There is no need for me to target you."

It seems to make sense.

wrong!

Chen Dilu: "You haven't even given me a good look. Isn't this called targeting?"

Ji Changze: "You look at me like an enemy every day. I'm not a bitch, but I'm still like this. Why do I still want to play with you? But now that we are adults, it's okay to just let it go."

Chen's Lu: "That's not right. Since you haven't been home all this time because of the training of the Bei clan, why didn't you give Xiaobao a longevity lock when he was one month old? This is the tradition of our village."

"Did you not plan to attend Xiaobao's full moon banquet at that time? Did you decide to attend after knowing that I didn't ask for a longevity lock?"

Chen Dilu: "...Yes."

Ji Changze spread his hands: "That's enough."

Chen's Lu: "...are you saying that you deliberately didn't ask for the longevity lock just to let me attend the full moon banquet?? Then just tell me no?"

Ji Changze: "You were looking at me with eyes that were not my eyes or my nose. How could I be so embarrassed to look for you? Of course I had to be tactful, otherwise others would think I had no temper."

Chen Delu: ...the logic seems to be fine.

Is this really the case? ?

Ji Changze stretched out his hand to him and showed a friendly smile: "Come on, shake hands and make peace. I don't care about the past."

Chen Lu hesitantly reached out his hand to shake Ji Changze's hand.

"Just wait, I will ask my parents when I get back. If the frog thing is true, I, I will forgive you for the sake of Junyuan and Xiaobao."

Seeing that there were no wild boars around the car, he got out of the car and ran to the off-road vehicle behind to doubt his life.

Could it be that he really misunderstood? ?

Ji Changze never targeted him but did he think too much? ?

Can't? ?

But what Ji Changze said seems to make sense.

Forget it, just go back and ask your parents.

Ji Changze sat steadily on the roof of the RV, looking at the wild boars that had been completely scattered like bereft dogs.

It seems that there is pork to eat today.

He can use drones to deliver pork to the village of elementary school teachers who teach nature classes.

Thanks to this teacher who attaches great importance to children's self-confidence, he secretly praised all the children, and the words of praise were the same:

xx you are so awesome, you are the only one in our class who has the best and most energetic frogs. The teacher will give you a little red flower, but don’t tell other children that you are the best, otherwise the children will know that their own is not the best and energetic. I'm going to be sad. Come on, I'll give you a little red flower. It's great! ,,