"He really ditched me?" May Tape looked down at her two breasts. She was kind of upset her secret weapons seemed to be losing their main effect after dozens of times wrestling in the last week. Perhaps she had to train her arms to be stronger, but that was besides the point! How dare he abandon his new unnamed guild! She sighed and watched another team leave the Tricky's Final Serious Commanding Boss Dungeon with a few gravestones appearing. No guild stood a chance against that boss, and the only person with a good piercing skill, Hamlord, was completely and utterly useless for anything besides conceiving children!

"Don't worry, Harvard is probably trying to stop the Monsoon Kraken," Tabitha smiled, and adjusted her donkey costume. The donkey was the official mascot of the unnamed guild, and Donkey was very proud to be ridden by a girl pretending to be a donkey. "I'm sure he'll be back in a few hours, maximum. The dungeon competition will end in 5 hours, right? I'm sure we'll have enough time by the time he arrives."

[Your friend, Hamlord, has left Central Continent]

[He has vanished under the sea never to be seen again. Just kidding, maybe.]

'Ah! Harvard! You better return!" May Tape nearly bursted out with happiness. Wasn't she also a Midnight Ruler? She might night have Ultimate Poison Blade, but she did have the regular version. "Ha, I just realized something! I also have Gap Pierce! Guys, I can kill the boss I promise!"

"Guys?" May Tape looked out in shock while a team in all white armor walked out of Tricky's Final Serious Commanding Boss Dungeon with their skin glowing like they'd just achieved a perfect victory. "Guys, what are you doing? Who are those men in white?"

"Those are women," Great Styles shook his head in anger. "They are just very petite. However, they are also the strongest guild in all of Central Territory. Because of them, I had to get 2 million rocks instead of doing the simpler 1 million rock heirloom quest! There entire guild is just so-so but the leader of the guild is a monster named Tilly! She-she's the reason my wife got taken by the Monsoon Kraken in the first placeQ"

"Oh, is she evil?" May replied?"

'No, she just has a crush on me," Great Styles smuggly replied. "However, there is no way even Tilly's guild of the White Silk Throne can beat Tricky's Final Serious Commanding Boss. Even with those great thighs, and round features hidden under her armor everywhere besides her chest, she is still no match for him! That gorgeous blonde hair, those luscious shoulders! Just watch! She'll be out here in 10 seconds, begging for me to help her!"

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[White Silk Throne Guild has gotten first clear in Tricky's Final Serious Commanding Boss Dungeon also simply known as Tricky's Serious Final Dungeon.]

[Time to beat: 45 minutes and 12 seconds]

[Three hours to beat their record before the dungeon competition ends! Teams with still surviving members, Snow Lilly's the Second Guild, that is it. Sorry to all who lost family members.]

'Ugh, I should've seen that coming,' May Tape smiled at Tilly as she walked over and smacked Great Styles in the face. 'Clearly, I should've stepped to the right to dodge Great Style's blood, and not the left.

"Hmph, that's for abandoning the White Silk Throne. You could have been a king of all these women." Tilly crossed her arms and shook her head. "However, look at you now. Standing with a bunch of so-so nobodies who can't even kill such a weak boss."

"Hmph, you're calling us weak? We're just missing the special ingredient that makes our unnamed guild great! We're missing Hamlord! When he gets here, he'll crush your record!"

"You mean the infamous Hamlord?" Tilly laughed and nodded her head. "I watched him fighting the Monsoon Kraken the first time while I assisted a friend by tossing him rocks. Hmph, he's a weakling even in his strongest form! And look at you! You have what, 6 members, and a donkey? How are you going to win? Beg the monster to die?"

"I think… I think it's time for a bet," Snow Lilly pulled up her sleeve. "If Hamlord comes here, and we beat the boss in 20 minutes, me and May Tape get to slap you silly. However, if we beat it under 45 minutes, we just get to slap you once! What do you say?"

Tilly shook her head, and her blonde hair sort of dazzled while a few men fell down the stairs behind her. From behind, she had a body of perfection. A large fish fell from the sky and hit one of those men in the face. Tilly laughed and turned behind at all the falling men. They somewhat paused when they saw her chest, but then focused back on the lumps near her shoulderblades! What a woman!

"Hmph, I accept," She sighed and looked at another fish fall from the sky. This fish was a bigger fish and hit a child straight on the head before a larger fish hit the girls mother on her head. "However, what���s happening? We're not even close to the ocean."

[World Message: 4 hours until the Monsoon Kraken's Army arrives!]

[World's Second Message: This warning has been provided to you only because of Hamlord! He's currently in a very perilous situation! Only the Insane Underwater Bandit King knows if he will live or die! Now prepare for battle!]

[New World Quest: Protect the 103.5 Main Cities of Central Continent from destruction. The .5 is because one city has already been half destroyed by a giant fish! Beware of the army and I'll say it again! Prepare for battle!]

[Reward: Survival, key to Monsoon Ocean's Palace, and one White Jade (worth more than 1,000,000,000 Lograms)]

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