Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 102 101. Jiang · Huyou · Bridge
In the evening, Jiang Qiao's parents had gone to bed early.

He took a change of clothes to take a shower. Bai Yueling sat cross-legged on the sofa and nestled alone. Come to Jiang Tiancheng's snoring.

A faint thought lingered in Bai Yueling's heart.

This kind of atmosphere is probably the so-called warm, right?
The days of cultivating immortals are mostly miserable, especially when the master is gone. She has indeed never experienced it for a long, long time.

Fairy Bai stared blankly at Xiaoheixiaobai Peekaboo for a while, then took out her mobile phone and skillfully opened the V blog.

Apart from games, her favorite thing is to surf the Internet. The world is so big, and there are countless interesting things happening every second. Even if it is just watching people share their cats and dogs, it is more interesting than peeping at others with fairy sense.

After a while, Jiang Qiao came out of the shower. He was drying his hair with a hair dryer. Bai Yueling looked up abruptly and asked him softly while brushing the video.

"Why do some people rent their girlfriends home for the New Year?"

He thought for a while and said: "When a person reaches a certain age, if he does not have a boyfriend (girl) friend, his parents will be very anxious. Some people don't want to listen to their parents' nagging, and they don't want to be forced to go on a blind date, so they think of ways Renting a girlfriend to go home, as to whether it will be discovered in the second year, that is not important, anyway, it will be stable for a whole year."

"Just like you are now?"

Jiang Qiao secretly took a look at the master bedroom, heard the regular snoring, and nodded reassuringly: "Ah yes, almost."

"It's a lot worse. You didn't say you would give me money." Bai Yueling looked serious.

Jiang Qiao: "???"

"Do you think that I don't understand these things and can be bullied, so you deduct my due salary with peace of mind?"

Jiang Qiao faltered for a long time: "No, how could you think that way? Aren't we in a relationship of helping each other?"

Bai Yueling was a little proud: "As you said, one size is worth one size. Now you have something to ask of me, and you didn't tell me at the beginning, that is cheating!"

Jiang Qiao was speechless, fooling the fairies all day long, but he didn't expect that he fell into the pit today.

What did this woman look at while he was taking a shower, and she started to catch him and pluck his wool?
Should it be said that she is worthy of being a fairy?Can you find business opportunities to make money just by taking a shower?
Jiang Qiao was silent for a long time, then muttered, "Then... how appropriate do you think?"

"How about... 100 yuan a day?" The tone of discussion.

In Bai Yueling's eyes, 100 yuan is already a lot. Jiang Qiao said that ordinary people only get 8 yuan for an hour of work, and some even get less than that.

"No, it's too expensive."

Jiang Qiao refused without thinking carefully.

He felt in his heart that the price had to be lowered, otherwise Fairy Bai wouldn't have to find excuses everywhere to plunder his meager savings?

"Borrowing with me is equivalent to receiving a part of the remuneration. 50 yuan a day, no more."

"it is good."

Bai Yueling nodded, and there was even a tinge of joy in her heart. She was just talking tentatively for fun, but without Jiang Qiao, she really agreed. Although the price was half the price, it was better than nothing.

Seeing her straightforwardness, Jiang Qiao suddenly felt that the price he gave was still high, and he should cut it a little bit more.

He coughed lightly.

"Fifty a day is a short-term price, that is to say, you have to play the role of a good girlfriend when you go out to meet your friends, and when you go home to meet your elders, but the disadvantages are also obvious. You can't earn much money just for a few days."

Bai Yueling nodded, and said to the point: "What about the long term?"

"It's cheaper in the long run, 360 a day, and you can play my girlfriend anytime, anywhere. The advantage is that there is a long stream of water, [-] five days a year, and there are gifts every holiday. I give red envelopes according to my mood. It doesn't take much effort. After a year, I can relax. Over ten thousand."

Bai Yueling hesitated.

She is good at elementary school mathematics, so it must be a long-term cost-effective calculation. Coupled with the income from giving him massages, she can save tens of thousands in a year, which is one step closer to moving out.

but……

"It's okay for a long time, but I won't sleep with you!" She narrowed her eyes.

"Of course, it's fake after all." Jiang Qiao laughed.

"When you find a girlfriend, our agreement will be invalidated naturally."

"Totally agree." Jiang Qiao nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

At that time, the fake will become real, and it will be invalidated naturally.

"Then...then I agree." Her voice was like a mosquito.

Jiang Qiao blinked excitedly. Was it a success?
As we all know, habit is a terrible thing, even if it is a fairy, once she gets used to it, then she will not be able to leave him.

"Hey, since you agreed, let's talk about some precautions for girlfriends now."

"Anything else to note?" Bai Xianzi's eyes widened.

"Sure, do you think it's true to say that it's my girlfriend? Others have to look at the actual relationship between the two of us, or I'll just pay for one title? I'm not a fool."

Bai Yueling nodded in a daze, what he said made sense, and Jiang Qiao was indeed not a fool, he was quite a thief.

"What shall we do then?"

"Have you seen TV dramas? Some people who have no direct relationship in real life play the role of husband, wife, father, son, etc. in the drama. The love is deep, and tears are shed in a second. This kind of acting is often the most touching. It is also called immersive acting. The two are husband and wife in the play, and friends outside the play, without interfering with each other." Jiang Qiao gave an example.

"Well, then what?"

"So, it's the same for us pretending to be a couple. We have to play our roles well when we use money to do things. Don't you see that my parents think we are arguing today? This shows that the relationship is not in place. Now I can still use it when we just met. , the reason for the running-in period, but it is impossible to be like this after a few months and a year, so it is easy to doubt."

"I see. You mean it's hard to tell the truth from the fake. Others think we're real, but we're actually fake." Bai Yueling suddenly understood.

"As expected of a fairy, she's smart." Jiang Qiao smiled slightly, and he didn't hesitate to praise him at this opportunity to win his favor.

"Then how exactly?"

"To be specific, real couples usually kiss..."

As soon as she heard the kiss, Fairy Bai immediately flashed a trace of embarrassment.

"This money is too dirty, I won't earn it!"

"Hey, don't worry, I haven't finished talking, only real couples kiss, we are fake."

Fairy Bai snorted softly: "That's about the same, let's continue."

"To put it bluntly, it's actually a relationship above friends. The way you talk and behave is closer than friends, but it's not as ambiguous as lovers. At most..."

Jiang Qiao glanced at her secretly: "At most, hold hands."

"Tie you like this afternoon?"

"No no no no!"

In the afternoon, he was leading the dog. He was just a game player, not a dog.

"I'm talking about interlocking fingers." Jiang Qiao blinked and put his hands together in a pretentious manner.

"No." Fairy Bai refused directly without even thinking about it. After all, this guy still wanted to take advantage of her.

"Then Gogou Littlefinger's head office, right? At least it must give people the feeling that we are really in a relationship. Of course, this is a high-end consumption other than the service content. I will pay double the price, so that it will not be too ambiguous. , others will not be suspicious, you still earn money, and I also..." He suddenly stuck.

"What about you?" Fairy Bai was suspicious.

"I also avoided the trouble of being urged to marry and go on a blind date. I can kill four birds with one stone." Jiang Qiao blurted out, as expected of himself, his brains turned quickly.

Fairy Bai thought for a while, generally speaking, she would only hook up when they agreed with each other, and this behavior was indeed not considered ambiguous.

"Okay." She nodded in agreement.

"But I've never been in a relationship, what if someone notices it at a glance?" Fairy Bai said weakly.

Jiang Qiao skillfully took her little hand, hooked it lightly, and said slowly, "It's okay, I haven't talked about it, but we can try to talk about it. Learning is a process."

Fairy Bai froze, and immediately pulled out her fingers, looking at him to reveal a warning.

"what are you doing!"

"Practice, didn't we agree just now?"

"Then today...today..."

"I'll increase the money, double today." Jiang Qiao looked serious.

"Oh……"

Bai Yueling stretched out her little finger and hooked him like a clasp. For some reason, she always felt different from before, her heart was always pounding.

It's awkward and weird.

The two chattered for a while, and Bai Yueling found that her Dao heart couldn't calm down, so she stood up in panic and walked to her bedroom.

"I'm going back to my room to rest!"

Jiang Qiao suppressed a smile: "Good night, my fairy, see you tomorrow."

"Night... good night, my... my... my..."

"Your what?"

"My dog!" Bai Yueling glared at him.

Bai Yueling closed the door gently, and after a few seconds, quietly opened a small crack, and saw that Jiang Qiao was milking Fu Lu Shou Xi.

She hesitated and said, "Jiang Qiao, is our relationship fake?"

"Of course, I paid for it." Jiang Qiao looked back at her.

Bai Yueling finally breathed a sigh of relief, the payment was fake, and the two were in an employment relationship, so it couldn't be taken as real.

The door of the room closed again.

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(When the novel became an autobiography, I found that my inspiration was exhausted. In reality, there are only so many things that happen every day, so I have to let time fly for a while. Don’t rush, don’t you have to have a daily life to beautify the daily life? Let’s talk about it In a foreign language, the fun thing to do every day is to lie to my wife and kiss~)

(End of this chapter)