Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 108 107. Pure Love Therapy
Jiang Qiao sat cross-legged for half an hour, and his ankles, knees, and hips were all unbearably uncomfortable.

Forget about sitting quietly for an hour or something, and if he sat still, he was afraid that his lower body would be paralyzed from now on.

He was lying on the sofa with difficulty, thinking of Fairy Bai who went out alone. Although she was usually fooled by him because of the asymmetry of information, she was a little old lady who was [-] years old. She shouldn't... What's the big deal.

Alone at home, he didn't really want to eat breakfast. After seeing that it was almost noon, Jiang Qiao took out his mobile phone and ordered a takeaway for himself.

I have been with Fairy for so long, how can I not treat myself badly, can't I have a KFC four-piece set?
Waiting for the takeaway was a long time, Jiang Qiao was thinking about his inner demons, ran back to the house and turned on the computer he hadn't started for a long time, and then searched on Du Niang.

【How can I overcome my demons? 】

Answer: Only a demon can defeat a demon. Use your other demon to defeat the current demon. Have you ever experienced the thrill of viciousness?
Looking at Gao Zan's answer on Zhihu, Jiang Qiao couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

A heart demon is so difficult to deal with, and he doesn't know if another heart demon will have pleasure. It must be true that he will die.

After browsing the Internet, Jiang Qiao didn't find a satisfactory answer.

Fairy Bai's inner demons have become concrete, and they are not some abstract bad habits that can be overcome only by will.

He really couldn't find a solution, so he ran to read the Buddhist scriptures and Taoist scriptures again. There are protagonists who can read idle books and become saints, so why should he be helpless in the face of demons.

Reading the obscure and profound scriptures made his head ache. Regardless of Sanqi 21, download all these scriptures first, and take some time to let Fairy Bai read them. What if they are useful?
Halfway through, the takeaway boy called and said that outsiders were prohibited from entering the community and asked him to pick it up at the door.

Jiang Qiao changed his shoes and put on a mask to go out. Seeing that all the residents had to show their health codes before they were allowed to enter, Jiang Qiao wondered why it became so strict overnight.

But...if this is the case, how will Fairy Bai go home in a while?

"I'm really sorry, the whole city is under martial law today, and many neighborhoods cannot be entered, so I trouble you to go there yourself."

"It's okay, you have worked hard in this line of work, thank you."

Jiang Qiao took the takeaway home and thought to himself, if the whole city was under martial law, Fairy Bai would not be able to enter many places without a health code.

He took out his mobile phone and hesitated whether to call her to ask her, but then he thought about it, he refused him so righteously this morning, and now he is "asking her cold and warm" to her, wouldn't that be licking a dog?
No, no, no, Fairy Bai must experience what beatings are like in modern society.

Don't panic, wait for her call for help, he still understands which one is more touching, the icing on the cake or the timely gift of charcoal.

Back home, he opened the takeaway bag and took out the KFC four-piece suit. By the way, he clicked on the dance area of ​​Xiaopozhan. He has been a little unstable recently, and he urgently needs a female Bodhisattva to comfort him.

After more than ten minutes, I ate a lot of hamburger, fried chicken, fries, and Coke. After eating and feeding, I thought about desire, closed the small broken site, took out my mobile phone and opened the browser.

The plots of the films in the neighboring island country are good, but they are filled with a lot of tauren plots. It is really difficult to find a pure love story these days.

Some tauren even used the guise of pure love, and when the film was about to end, a little yellow hair suddenly appeared and gave the protagonist to the cow.

That time, Jiang Qiao suffered for a whole week, and went to the comment section to spray the video inside and out.

In the end, some tauren ridiculed him, saying why he had to substitute himself into the suffering master instead of the little yellow hair, and there was even an even more outrageous old brother who liked to substitute the perspective of the heroine. This operation is afraid that the suffering master would have to give him a 666. It is Liliyuan Shangpu.

snort!
If there is a knife in hand one day, the slaughter will change the tauren in the world.

I purely love a warrior with a knife and a tauren!

In the end, he was disappointed by the video of the doll sister. He reluctantly opened the small broken website and found a daily love channel to comfort his wounded heart.

He suddenly realized that the inner demon is the embodiment of Fairy Bai's desire. As the saying goes, my medicine is my medicine, that's my arsenic. Let her read warm and healing pure love stories every day, especially the kind of dog food articles that are so sweet that they explode, sweet pets I don't know if it can influence the inner demons.

It felt...seemed to work.

He imagined Fairy Bai sitting in front of the computer addicted to watching dramas, while the devil was crying and shouting——

【what!my eyes!Don't read it!My eyes are going blind!Damn, what a bad show, why is it so sweet!It's so sweet to me! 】

That picture is simply not too beautiful.

If it is really effective, he can be regarded as a mortal who will be famous in the world of cultivating immortals by suppressing his inner demons with outrageous methods like pure love and sweet pets.

Next, Fairy Bai just needs to go home and cooperate with him to try it out.

I don't know if Fairy Bai likes to watch Two-dimensional love dramas, so he found a few fairy-like sweet sadism dramas on Du Niang, and there is always one that suits her.

He suddenly looked forward to it.

After finishing all this, Jiang Qiao opened the alliance in boredom and planned to play a few games, but found that the version was too old and needed to be updated. In desperation, he had no choice but to open "Famine" and go to the wilderness to pick up fruits to pass the time.

……

Bai Yueling was sitting alone by the river and blowing the wind. After her unremitting efforts, she found that at this special time point, not to mention the ID card, it was difficult to move without a health code.

You need to scan the code to go to the subway, you need to scan the code to go to the mall, you need to scan the code to go to the supermarket, you need to scan the code to do everything...

Huh, fairies can't swear at people, they have to stabilize their minds.

This so-called civilized society is really unfriendly to an alien like her, and there is still a long way to go if she wants to fully integrate.

She picked up a rock, threw it into the Yangtze River with a sullen face, and turned around furtively after a while.

Jiang Qiao really didn't come. She looked around carefully several times, but she didn't find any sign of that guy. He's really a dog, and a dog is not as obedient as you.

I'm so bored!
The wind kept blowing by the river until five o'clock in the afternoon, Bai Yueling took out his mobile phone to check the time, and felt that it was almost the same time, if he went back now and continued to pretend to read books in Huaxin Bookstore all afternoon, he should not be laughed at by him.

Bai Yueling, you are such a clever little ghost.

She happily walked home, without realizing that she had subconsciously used the magical power of the immortal way to shrink the ground to an inch, and walked ten meters. The passers-by looked at her and felt that she was dazzled. When she looked again, the beauty just now had disappeared.

Bai Xianzi walked into the gate of the community with a happy face, but was stopped by the security guards.

"why is it you again!"

After being stopped by the same person three times a day, her smile gradually faded and her face was full of displeasure.

"Sorry, please show your health code when entering the community." The security guard patiently reminded.

Bai Yueling: "???"

(End of this chapter)