Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 141 140. Jiang Lang, come up and play~ (two in one)

After hearing the first half of the sentence, Jiang Qiao almost jumped up out of joy, and after hearing the second half of the sentence, his excited heart instantly turned cold.

"Well, you're not kidding me, are you?"

"I'm not kidding." Bai Xianzi looked serious.

Jiang Qiao choked for a moment, forced a smile and said, "Actually...it's not impossible, you don't even need to do it, I'll burp myself after a hundred years."

"I can't wait that long, and... since you are my love robbery, then only by killing you and cutting off all karma can I complete my Dao heart." She shook her head.

Jiang Qiao's expression froze, and the muscles on his face forcibly pulled out a smile: "Can I resist? And, as you know, murder is illegal in our country."

Fairy Bai stared at him for a few times before finally calming down. She was thinking about killing him, but he was still thinking about herself.

"I was just discussing with you. Since you don't want to, forget it. I'll think of other ways."

Ehe?Turn around?
Jiang Qiao felt happy, and secretly took her hand and held it in his palm: "If I just nodded, would you kill me?"

Fairy Bai looked at his dog's paw, hesitated for two seconds and nodded slowly, then pulled out her hand without leaving a trace.

Any intimacy with Jiang Qiao must be avoided as much as possible now.

Jiang Qiao saw her reaction and didn't care. He walked to the window alone to look at the night, leaving his back to Fairy Bai.

"You suddenly said these things to me, is it because of a demon?"

"Ah."

"Being with me will make your Dao heart unstable, so the safest way is to completely solve my unstable factor?"

"Yes."

Jiang Qiao felt a toothache. Fairy Bai's revealing his true feelings was something to be thankful for, but in the end he had to worry about it all the time. It was really not easy to ask Fairy to be his wife.

"Is there no other way?" he asked.

"Yes. The middle strategy is to use physical methods to make you lose your memory. As long as you don't pester me, our causal line will naturally become weaker and weaker until it disappears."

Jiang Qiao thought carefully about what a physical method is, probably a slap on his head and amnesia?

No, no, it's too dangerous, what if it breaks like a watermelon.

"What's the next move?"

"I left you to live alone, but with your shameless temperament, you will definitely try to find me. In this way, the causal line will become stronger and weaker, which is not conducive to practice."

Jiang Qiao turned to look at her, with a playful smile on his face: "It seems that you understand me very well. As long as you walk in the world, you will definitely leave traces. Now that technology is so advanced, even if you hide It won't be too difficult to find you anywhere in the world."

"So, then I'm still sh..."

"So, if it doesn't work, don't worry about it."

He stepped forward, and the two of them were very close. Fairy Bai's heart beat half a beat again for no reason, and a flustered shiver spread all over her body.

"Didn't you pin your hope of getting rid of your demons on me? Can we face difficulties together?"

Fairy Bai took a step back in panic, the resolution she had finally made just now was shattered by his messing around.

"You can't help it."

There was a trace of bitterness in the corner of her mouth, even she was no match for Jiang Qiao, so what could he do for a mere mortal?

"Actually, you just said that you have to kill me to perfect your Dao Xin. This is just your guess, right? If you have to witness the death of your loved one to awaken the kaleidoscope, then it must not be a fairy art, but a magic art."

"kaleidoscope?"

"Hey, the setting of an animation work, since you have demons, you can take a look at it when you have time."

Fairy Bai whispered, "I'm really just guessing."

"Since it's a guess, won't your conscience hurt if you're going to kill your loved one?"

He skillfully took Fairy Bai's hand and placed it on his chest: "You feel it yourself, all the beating here is the longing for you."

Fairy Bai blushed, her heart was beating wildly, and she pulled her hand back in a panic.

"Who... who loves you! I just said maybe, maybe you understand? At most... at most, I have a little affection for you. "

Jiang Qiao smiled, and then said with a straight face: "That's even more unreasonable. If you are more than friendship and less than lover, you are not afraid that it will be useless for you to kill me? When the time comes with my blood on your hands, what should you do if you regret it and become obsessed?" ? Even if I wholeheartedly want to help you prove the Tao, it's useless!"

"Then how do you think it's useful?!" Fairy Bai stared at him.

It had to be said that what Jiang Qiao said had some truth.Although she knew very well that she was just looking for a suitable excuse not to kill him.

"As the saying goes, ducks are fattened before they are killed, but we have to love each other, get married, have children, cut off cause and effect when the mutual affection is deepest, turn longing and grief into strength, prove the way, and achieve transcendence."

Jiang Qiao said nonsense, of course, he wasn't digging a hole for himself.

When the two get married and have a child, Fairy Bai is about to kill him, and then say "You can't let the child grow up without a father, Bai Yueling, you are so cruel." Can get away with it.

"But... But what if the love is too deep, and I can't do it at that time?" Fairy Bai lowered her eyelids and said sullenly.

This is how her master ended up with the collapse of her mind and her death.

But she didn't notice at all that Jiang Qiao had already arranged the rest of her life clearly.

"It's okay. I'll take the initiative when the time comes. There was a Buddha who cut meat to feed the eagles in ancient times. So what if I sacrifice myself for my wife?"

"Who... who is your wife!?"

She blushed in embarrassment, "wife" means "wife", Jiang Qiao couldn't hide it from her!

Seeing the fairy shy is actually a very interesting thing, he couldn't help laughing, and didn't want to tease her anymore.

"Yue Ling, don't think about it, it's actually not that serious. The iron fist of socialism does not allow all kinds of ghosts and monsters to exist. I think that cultivating immortals is going against the sky, but at the same time it is also a process of checking for omissions and making up for vacancies. Knowing that the road ahead is dead, Why not change the road? There is no need to be single-minded."

She shook her head: "You're not right. Cultivation is not walking. If you take the wrong road, you can go back to the fork and choose another one. It's like a tree. Once it grows crooked, you can only saw off the trunk and grow again."

"That's the case, what's the difficulty for you? The trunk is gone, but the stump is still there. As far as I know, there are three great emperors of the human race who created their own laws and became the king of the sacrificial path when the road ahead was blocked. ,"

Fairy Bai gave him an angry look: "Which novel is this again?"

"Uh... the Shrouding the Sky trilogy, you can read it if you have time, in case it helps your practice?"

She nodded, taking these words to heart.

Although now I know that the novels are all written by others, but many descriptions have the taste of practice, and what she lacks most now is a complete state of mind.

"Then...can we start a serious relationship now?" Jiang Qiao licked his lips, looking seriously at the impeccably beautiful fairy in front of him, his eyes full of anticipation.

She didn't blink, she subconsciously held her breath, her fingers were clenched tightly, and her heart was beating wildly. This state lasted for several seconds before Fairy Bai blushed and avoided it.

As a result, the Dao Heart that had been closed with great difficulty opened again.

Jiang Qiao's influence on her was more important than she imagined.

"No...Of course not! Don't think that just a few words can make me change my practice. Even if I don't kill you for a while, I can still find a way to forget my feelings!"

Jiang Qiao blinked happily, smiled without saying a word.

He has already successfully walked into the heart of a pure and ascetic fairy, and it is not so easy to forget him. There is not really water of forgetting love in this world.

Fairy can't escape this wave on the bridge.

"Get out, I'm going to rest soon!" She urged Jiang Qiao back to the house, not wanting to see this hateful face for the time being.

When Jiang Qiao walked to the door, he suddenly turned around and asked, "Well, are we still a fake relationship to the outside world?"

"No!" she said angrily.

"Then you won't get any money, and even if you don't, you can't refuse me to chase you."

"You are shameless!"

"Hey, I'm just shameless, and it's not the first day you know me."

Fairy Bai was so angry that he pulled Pikachu and threw it towards him. Jiang Qiao hugged Pikachu with both hands and smiled: "If you don't want it, I'll take it back to sleep. You guys will discharge anyway. I hold Pikachu like I'm holding you." , um...the taste is similar."

He took a deep breath and hurried away.

The door was gently closed, Fairy Bai looked dull, how could it be like this?

Jiang Qiao is definitely the most shameless person she has ever met, and he is getting more and more arrogant towards her now, it seems that the electricity is still low.

She sat cross-legged on the bed, kept breathing and meditating at a specific rhythm, and only then calmed down her restless heart.

The two became closer and closer, and she also realized that she had a crush on Jiang Qiao, otherwise, if other men dared to take advantage of him like this, they would have already cut off their heads with a sword.

She is afraid that she will sink deeper and deeper. She also knows about feelings. There is no turning back when she opens her bow, and the threat of the inner demon is in front of her. It's not her anymore.

How to choose, it is really difficult to choose.

Empty your mind, suppress all distracting thoughts, stop thinking about Jiang Qiao, and continue to recite Huang Ting in your heart.

Two hours later, she suddenly opened her eyes, bleeding from the corners of her mouth, her face full of disbelief.

As long as she tried to forget about Jiang Qiao's existence, her blood would flow backwards, her breath would be disordered, and she would almost go into a maddened state. Her mind would be filled with that shameless and innocent face.

She wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth, and suddenly understood Master a little bit.

Love is hard to overcome, she can't forget it, and she can't kill her. If she keeps going, she will definitely end up in the same end.

A wry smile appeared on Fairy Bai's face, could this be the fate of their lineage?
At this time, she remembered the words of the heart demon again, her path was wrong from the beginning, she might as well try to fall in love with someone, but this will accelerate the collapse of her heart.

She couldn't help sighing, until now she hadn't figured out why she would come to this world after failing to cross the tribulation.

The mortal world is suffering and weak, with constant turmoil. It is not easy to get rid of the three cardinal principles and five constant principles, and get rid of the seven emotions and six desires. No wonder the way of forgetting emotions is the most difficult exercise in Ziweixing.

"You're lost again. Instead of denying yourself and doubting yourself, why don't you believe my words?" The words of the inner demon slowly sounded in her mind.

"Shut up!" Fairy Bai shouted coldly.

The inner demon ignored it directly, and the chuckle continued: "Look at your Dao heart again. Now the whole body is cracked, and it is only one step away from the collapse of the Dao heart. I understand you. If you don't kill Jiang Qiao to prove the way now, It will be difficult to kill him again."

"How to cultivate, I still need to ask you?"

Fairy Bai simply covered her head and went to sleep. As for this demon, she had a bright mirror in her heart anyway, and it was impossible for her to be influenced by others.

……

in the bedroom.

Jiang Qiao was lying on the bed with Pikachu in his arms, tossing and turning, unable to sleep. A lot of things happened today, Fairy Bai acted strangely several times. He even thought it was Miss Xin Demon who came out.

Fortunately, I confessed to her today. Although my life may be in danger at any time, it is worth it to hear her say that I like myself.

You have to be clear, what he is looking for now is a fairy fate, there is no reason why there is no danger.

As for the demon standing between him and Fairy Bai, there was really nothing he could do about her for a while.

However, Jiang Qiao could more or less guess that Fairy Bai must have concealed a lot of things from him, otherwise she wouldn't suddenly want to kill him to keep her Dao heart pure, which might be a life-threatening event.

Fortunately, Fairy Bai still softened her heart, this is a sign of loving him.

Just as Jiang Qiao was thinking wildly, the door of his bedroom suddenly opened. Looking into the scarlet eyes in the darkness, he raised his hand and turned on the bedside night light.

The soft light illuminated the red dress, and he knew that the demon was coming.

"You're here." Jiang Qiao whispered.

Bai Yueling blinked at him: "Jiang Lang, you don't seem surprised at all~ You haven't slept so late, are you waiting for me?"

He couldn't help rolling his eyes, you come every night, and he was so surprised.

"I think too much, I just can't sleep."

"Does that mean I can't sleep because of thinking about it?"

"certainly not!"

She slowly closed the door, gently raised her delicate little feet, the forked skirt fell down at this moment, revealing a smooth and dazzling white, her voice gradually seductive.

"Then now, do you miss me, my Jiang Lang~"

Jiang Qiao took a deep breath, and cursed the goblin secretly, how could he meet such a provocative witch, using the white fairy's body to seduce him, it's shameless!

The most exasperating thing is that there is no way to ignore it!
"Did you come out during the day today?" He decisively changed the subject.

She blinked innocently: "During the day, you went to the amusement park and the haunted house movie theater again. You had a great time. I really want to go with Jiang Lang."

Hearing these words, Jiang Qiao felt relieved for the time being. He was fine if he didn't go on a date with her. He was loyal to Fairy Bai, and he didn't know who the demon was.

"wait for me a while."

He got out of bed, went to the living room to open the refrigerator and took two candied haws with different flavors. When he returned to his room, he saw that the heart demon Yueling had sneaked onto his bed and exposed half of his white thighs on the bed. Outside.

"Jiang Lang, come up and play, I want to see your baby~"

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