Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 144. 143. Icy (Happy New Year!)

Two days later.

"Aren't you guys going to play at home for two more days?" Xia Qinghe asked.

"Don't wait, it's as if you and my dad don't have to work every day at home to wash and cook for us." Jiang Qiao complained.

Xia Qinghe's face was full of disgust: "Go, go, go wherever you like, as long as Yueling stays at home with me."

"..."

Jiang Qiao was speechless for a moment. His son seemed to be picked up on the side of the road. He only had his daughter-in-law in his eyes, so he could only say that he was his real mother.

Fairy Bai blushed slightly: "A... Auntie, I... I also want to follow up the mountain."

Xia Qinghe held her hand with a smile: "I know, I'm just joking with you."

She said and glared at Jiang Qiao: "Is everything packed? Then take it to the garage. Your father will wait for you there."

Jiang Qiao pursed his lips, dragged two boxes to the garage, and carried a space bag with blessings, blessings, blessings and blessings in it. Now that he was going back to the mountains, he couldn't leave them at home.

Watching Jiang Qiao go out, Xia Qinghe took out a red envelope that had been prepared and stuffed it into her arms, and said: "Yue Ling, this is for you, open it when you go back, do you understand?"

Fairy Bai nodded in bewilderment, not understanding why Aunt Xia gave her a kit, and she had to go back and open it. Is there something important to explain?

"Come on, let's wait for the father and son at the entrance of the community. Yue Ling, if Jiang Qiao dares to bully you, tell me you know?"

"He won't bully me..."

……

"Dad, Mom said you're taking us back to the mountain?" Jiang Qiao snapped the trunk shut, opened the car door and got in.

"Otherwise? Do you have a car?" Jiang Tiancheng glanced at the rearview mirror, and said nothing.

Jiang Qiao hugged the cat bag and stopped talking. He began to wonder if he was his own. Otherwise, why would he keep teasing him? He didn't provoke anyone today.

"Meow~meow~" In a strange place, Fu Lu Shouxi called out uneasily.

Jiang Tiancheng's eyes fell on the space bag, and he squirmed his lips a few times: "You want to take both cats back?"

"Do you want to raise one?"

Jiang Qiao raised his eyebrows, and in a second he heard the meaning behind his words. During this time, Jiang Tiancheng hugged the cat and stroked it. It was obvious that he really liked it.

"If you find it troublesome, I can help you raise it. The little white one is good, but the black one is not good. You can't find it if you hide."

"That won't work. These two are brothers. Have you ever heard that brothers were raised separately? I haven't seen Xiao Yu'er and Hua Wuque becoming enemies after they were separated."

Jiang Tiancheng's face turned dark immediately, why don't you ask me any questions, aren't you pure-hearted?
Why did he give birth to such a son, ask him for a cat, and give random examples, it's outrageous.

"Where's your mother?"

"Should have been waiting at the gate."

Jiang Tiancheng opened the storage box at hand, took out a pink box and threw it to him.

"What's this?"

Jiang Qiao picked it up and took a look. There were a few words written on it: "Cool", "Ultra Thin", "Safe", and "001".

Jiang Qiao: "..."

This little old man...

He didn't know what to say for a moment.

"Dad, do you still keep this thing in your car at all times? Don't tell me, you have been unfaithful to my mother!"

Jiang Tiancheng said angrily: "Go away, what are you talking about? Your mother asked me to hand it to you. I know that you young people are full of energy, so... Cough, you must pay attention to safety when doing certain things, you know? "

Jiang Qiao: "..."

He really wanted to ask, do you two have nothing to do and worry about these things, is it reasonable?

He held back for a long time, and simply gave up explaining, knowing that explaining was useless, the little old lady, the little old man had already lost his mind, the two lived together for a long time, ate and slept together, if nothing else happened, Who believes it?

Even if it doesn't happen for the time being, it will happen after a long time, so it's right to be prepared.

He thought for a while, and said very "tactfully": "Thank you so much, you have even considered such a private personal issue for me in advance."

Jiang Tiancheng blushed, and he knew that what he said was inappropriate and too lenient.

Today's young people spend more time playing than they do, and know more about nature than they do.

"Hey, just know what you have in mind. In a word, don't mess around. Be a person responsible for the family and the society. Before doing things, think clearly, and don't ruin other girls."

"Are you worrying a little too much? Do I seem to be such a disrespectful person?" Jiang Qiao said angrily.

It's useless for Miss Heart Demon to try her best to seduce him every night. If he is really that kind of wicked person, Fairy Bai is probably pregnant by now.

"Uh-huh……"

Jiang Tiancheng stopped talking, the car ignited and drove out of the garage slowly, and saw the future mother-in-law and daughter-in-law waiting at the gate of the community at a glance.

Jiang Qiao glanced at Fairy Bai out of the window, and quickly put the small pink box in his pocket to hide it, so that it couldn't be exposed.

Cough, a person must have a dream for the future, what if Fairy Bai promises him one day, and then uses it in a daze?

There was no talking all the way, and after 10 minutes, the car drove directly into Fairy Peak. Jiang Tiancheng looked at some scenic spots that were still being renovated, and turned his head to look at his son with a dark face.

"Is this what you said about opening the park to welcome guests? I used to work at the Cultural Tourism Committee anyway. As far as this progress is concerned, it will take at least one month, and various audits have to be counted. Now there is an epidemic, and there must be nothing before the Spring Festival. .”

Jiang Qiao: "..."

He wanted to say, can you not be so smart?How does this make him lie, saying that he can't tell the truth, can't he just turn a blind eye?

The car finally stopped on the platform in front of the convenience store. The father, the queen, and the queen knew well that the reason why the two wanted to go up the mountain was simply to think about the world of two people.

Jiang Qiao took all the luggage out of the trunk, and said directly: "The upstairs is not cleaned, so I won't invite you to sit up there. The road down the mountain is slippery, drive slowly."

Jiang Tiancheng nodded: "Okay, your mother and I didn't plan to go upstairs, anyway, the New Year is coming soon, why don't you go home to celebrate the New Year?"

The two watched the black SUV go away, Fairy Bai looked at the snow-covered mountain, closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and said quietly, "It's still comfortable on the mountain."

Jiang Qiao blinked in response: "It's normal to be comfortable, because this is our home, and it has psychological effects."

She blushed slightly, and then immediately turned cold: "If you say such words again to shake my Dao heart, believe it or not, I will shock you!"

"My fairy, then go ahead and shock me. Anyway, you get used to it when you shock it. How hard you shock it shows how deep your love is. If you hesitate not to shock me, it means you are worried about me. I am more happy." .”

Fairy Bai was dumbfounded when she heard that, could this person be a little more shameless, after he had said all the good and bad things, what else did she say?
"Humph!"

She snorted angrily, hugged Pikachu and left.

"Here's the key, I'll open the door."

"oh oh."

Jiang Qiao took out the key from his pocket, when a small pink box happened to roll down at her feet.

"what is this?"

Fairy Bai bent down to pick it up, Jiang Qiao's heart tightened suddenly, and he reached out to grab it: "Hey, it's useless, it's just an empty box, give it to me quickly."

"Since it's useless, why are you so nervous?"

Fairy Bai dodged lightly and read the words on it softly.

"Okamoto 001, icy ultra-thin three-pack, enriched with hyaluronic acid water-soluble lubricant, this product is a single-use condom, used for contraceptive purposes and to help prevent sexually transmitted diseases."

After listening to her clearly read the product description, Jiang Qiao immediately covered his face, his embarrassing toes could dig out a three-bedroom and one living room in the snow.

It's crazy, how can this woman be such a tiger!Still read it, isn't it embarrassing?

"Why are you covering your face when you have nothing to do?" Fairy Bai turned to look at him, her eyes full of doubts.

Jiang Qiao froze: "Uh...you don't know?"

"what do you know?"

"It's all right, it's cold on the mountain, my face was frozen just now, I rubbed it, and it feels much more comfortable now."

"So, what is this? The box is still new, as if it hasn't been opened yet?" She sniffed it close to her nose, but there was nothing wrong with it.

"The last time we went to the square for New Year's Eve, did you know there was an old man selling balloons?"

She nodded: "So, it's filled with balloons?"

"Uh...almost."

Jiang Qiao's tone faltered, and he scratched his head: "Maybe it's safer to use it..."

"possible?"

"Don't ask me, I haven't used it either!"

"But didn't you just buy it because you wanted to use it? Why would you buy it if you don't need it?" Fairy Bai said plausibly.

"But... maybe it will be useful in the future." When he said this, Jiang Qiao was inexplicably guilty.

If she knew the real purpose of this thing, his legs would be broken, and before the two of them even put their horoscopes together, he would start to think about these things. It's going to be overthrown, how can I stand it!

"Oh, then tell me when you use it in the future, I want to take a look." She said seriously.

Jiang Qiao was choked suddenly, Fairy, this is not fun to watch, it will kill someone, oh, if you use this, it won't kill anyone.

"Let's have another chance."

Fairy Bai nodded ignorantly, but she always felt that there was something in Jiang Qiao's words, as if there was something she was hiding from her, so she would ask Du Niang later.

"How do you open this door?"

"Put your foot on it, turn the key to the right, then release it, and the rolling door will go up automatically."

With a series of clattering sounds, the convenience store opened again, and there was a smell that had been stagnant for several days.

"Yue Ling, you carry these things up first, and I'll let the store breathe."

"it is good."

Half an hour later, Jiang Qiao closed the door and went upstairs, and Fu Lu Shou Xi's two kittens skillfully occupied the softest position on the sofa.

Jiang Qiao took out the mop to mop the floor, and saw Fairy Bai staring at a well-packed red envelope in a daze.

"My mother gave it?"

"Ah? Well, Auntie gave this to me, and specifically asked me to open it when I get home. I'm hesitating whether to open it now." Fairy Bai nodded very seriously.

"Open it, why not open it."

"Generally speaking, the kit is only opened after being at a loss for something, but I haven't encountered any difficulties now."

"Tips?" Jiang Qiao looked strange.

However, money can turn ghosts around, and many helpless things can indeed be solved with money, and it seems that there is nothing wrong with it.

"Hmm! Tips!"

"This is a red envelope, which contains money. According to the rules here, when the daughter-in-law comes to the door for the first time, the man's parents have to hand over the red envelope. The amount depends on the family situation, but generally speaking, the larger the amount, the more parents treat the daughter-in-law." satisfy."

Hearing the words "daughter-in-law", Fairy Bai was stunned for a moment.

She gave him a shy look, and said loudly, "You and I are in a fake relationship, who... who is your wife!"

"Is that so? That would be great!"

Jiang Qiao snatched the red envelope from her hand, opened it and took out a stack of brand-new red Grandpa Mao, and swung his wrist in front of her with a clattering sound.

"Listen to this, it's several thousand yuan. According to our agreement, if you are my girlfriend, then this red envelope is yours. Since you don't want it, I have no choice but to accept it, my fairy, thank you You, help me cheat thousands of dollars from my mother."

Fairy Bai was stunned, and cheated her aunt of money with her hands, could this person be any more shameless!

"Give it to me quickly! Auntie gave it to me!" She said angrily.

"Nonsense, my mother gave it to her daughter-in-law, but you are not her daughter-in-law."

Fairy Bai's face was wrinkled and tangled together, what should I do, I'm so angry.

If you want money, you have to admit that it's his girlfriend, otherwise you can only watch Jiang Qiao swallow the thousands of dollars, but Aunt Xia gave it to her, but if you admit it, it will be right in Jiang Qiao's arms. Just want to be his wife?

"I... I can be your daughter-in-law today, but after 0 o'clock today, it won't count!" She hesitated.

Jiang Qiao looked serious: "That's not okay. Do you know what a daughter-in-law is? If you have nothing to do, go home and visit your parents. The most important thing is that we two have to get married."

When she heard that she had to get married, Fairy Bai was taken aback. Back then, so many young talents gave her countless treasures, but she didn't even look at them. She wanted to buy her for just a few thousand dollars?
But...it seems like a lot of money. Everything in this world costs money, especially if you live alone without him, you need more money.

After thinking about it carefully, I must never sell my conscience for money. Greed is also a kind of desire, which is not beneficial to practice.

"Then I don't want it anymore."

"Really not?"

"No more!" she pinched her fingers and said through gritted teeth.

He smiled and said, "Well, I'll keep it for you first, and when you think it through, I'll give you the red envelope."

"I won't be your wife, Jiang Qiao, you can't shake my heart! I will forget you sooner or later!" she said loudly.

"Forget it. Even if you lose your memory, I still like you. As the saying goes, Fairy Yaotiao, Jiang Qiao is so kind. I like you to be dignified and upright. It's nothing to be ashamed of."

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