Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 146 145. The Fairy Has Fallen!

(Thanks to Brother Ying for being cute! Brother Ying cheated!)
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"What kind of eyes do you have?"

"No...it's nothing." Jiang Qiao quickly looked away.

At this time, he didn't dare to think otherwise, he had to survive under the hands of Fairy Bai first.

"It's a good head-touching game. How could there be such...that kind of dirty plot?" She lifted her finger, and the kitchen knife in the kitchen flew over and hung on his waist.

Jiang Qiao shuddered violently, always feeling that if he didn't tell the truth, he would become a eunuch from now on.

"Because it's butter." He lowered his head and muttered in a very low voice.

Fairy Bai naturally has excellent hearing. She squinted her eyes and asked, "What is butter?"

"It's just an obscene game." Still in a low voice.

"go on."

A cold and emotionless voice sounded, obviously Fairy Bai hadn't heard what she wanted.

"It's similar to those pictures and small videos, except that there are text plots and sound animations. Players will have a strong sense of substitution from the very beginning."

Looking at the kitchen knife floating in front of him, Jiang Qiao's face turned pale, afraid that Fairy Bai would be overwhelmed and force him to change his sex in a fit of anger.

Speaking of the sense of substitution, Fairy Bai was so angry that she vomited blood, she felt good when she touched her head, but suddenly she was given such a hand, her whole body was not well.

It's like being severely injured by a thief without any precautions, and has been severely injured since then. If you don't handle it well, you may not be able to make an inch of progress in this life.

This is simply the most unacceptable reality for a cultivator who yearns for detachment.

"Finished?"

"Well, no...no more."

Seeing the murderous look on her face, Jiang Qiao shuddered violently, and his face turned pale.

"Yue Ling, don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive, think clearly, if the pier is gone, your happiness will be gone."

Fairy Bai blushed and spat at the thought of all the tiger and wolf words mentioned above on Zhihu.

"Shut up, who wants that kind of sex!"

Jiang Qiao moved over on his knees, hugged Fairy Bai's thigh tightly, and didn't want to let go of his face.

"Wuuuuu, Yueling, don't cut it, absolutely don't cut it, you will die, and the most important thing is, the child can't live without a father."

Fairy Bai was stunned for a moment, and looked at him blankly: "Child, what child?"

"Cough...I mean, what if, after all, we really love each other, and sooner or later we will get married, uh..."

The kitchen knife made a "clang" sound and stopped in front of his neck. The sharp blade stabbed the skin, goose bumps broke out all over his body, and cold sweat broke out instantly.

"What?"

"Companion, stone, bond, crystallization, structure..." He said a lot of words in one go.

Fairy Bai snorted softly, and the kitchen knife flew around him crookedly, then turned back automatically and inserted it firmly into the knife holder in the kitchen.

Jiang Qiao finally breathed a sigh of relief. Fairy Bai still loved him after all. She couldn't live without sex, and the child couldn't live without a father.

Without the piers, the bridge collapses, and you can no longer drive, which is harmful but not beneficial.

Fairy Bai is so smart, how could she be ignorant?
"So, why do you have that kind of thing in your phone? Did you use it to mess with my Dao heart?!" She kicked Jiang Qiao away and folded her hands in front of her chest. Her calm face showed no emotion. .

"I'm wronged. It's all caused by the sand sculpture group. They said it was a good thing. I downloaded it and haven't played it yet. I just heard about this head-touching game. As for the plot, I don't know anything about it. You have to believe me, Yue Ling." " Jiang Qiao said sincerely.

Fairy Bai was speechless. In retrospect, after she clicked on the game that day, she did not find the save file.

So, was she wrong?

But if Jiang Qiao didn't download it, how could she have noticed the app with the pink profile picture that day!

Therefore, the root of all mistakes still lies in Jiang Qiao, and the bad cause he planted will naturally have to taste the bad result!

"Then delete all the messy things in the phone! If I find anything unsightly again, Jiang Qiao, I will definitely turn you into a eunuch!" Fairy Bai said viciously.

"Delete, just delete it."

Jiang Qiao nodded vigorously, and said weakly: "I took your phone before to delete it, but you didn't give it to me at that time, and I didn't dare to say it clearly, so...so..."

"That's why I saw it, right?" Fairy Bai sneered again and again.

Jiang Qiao nodded helplessly.

"Speaking of it, you're still an obscene, lustful person! Otherwise, how could you not be able to resist the temptation to touch these things!"

He opened his mouth and didn't know what to say. He, Huang, has acted in an upright manner all his life, and he is at odds with gambling and drugs?
But modern people can understand these words, but Fairy Bai can't understand them.

"Sen is a bone-scraping steel knife, look at your own body, no wonder you have lost money at such a young age!"

Fairy Bai looks like she hates iron for being weak, and she still has this virtue even though she is helping her!

"I……"

Jiang Qiao opened his mouth, feeling aggrieved. He hadn't touched him for a long time. The key was that he even resisted the temptation of his inner demon, so he couldn't refute at this moment.

"Bring me the phone when you're done!"

After Bai Xianzi finished speaking, she returned to the house, took two quick steps and returned to her bedroom, closing the door heavily.Then his face turned pale, and he couldn't hold back a mouthful of blood...

……

Jiang Qiao let out a long sigh. The first thing he did was delete Sylvie's project, and then opened the browser to see what ghosts she had searched for during this time.

The first line of the result is the difference between Okamoto 001 really wearing it and not wearing it?

Jiang Qiao: "..."

His heart was instantly chilled, she already knew what kind of balloon it was?But I didn't talk about it just now. Could it be that I plan to settle accounts after the fall?
The problem is, the whole box is still in her hands!
Jiang Qiao was paralyzed. According to her mind, she would think of something outrageous, and she might have completely lost her image in the eyes of Fairy Bai.

It turns out that this is what it feels like to die. I just hate jumping from the second floor without falling to death.

He opened the album again, and there were almost all pictures of Fu Lu Shou Xi taken by Fairy Bai, and the day he went to the amusement park to shoot guns, ride the Ferris wheel, and Jiang Qiao's handsome dog face occasionally appeared.

He found the shielded photo album, looked at the thousands of pictures in it, and fell into deep thought for a moment. There was also a video file, the first one was Keqing vs. Slime, and the next one was the collection of dolls...

He thought about it carefully, uploaded all the photos taken by Fairy Bai to the cloud disk, cleared all the favorites of various software, and then directly restored the phone to factory settings.

After all, there are too many black histories. If you don't do this, she will find another one someday, and then you will really be a eunuch.

After feeling safe, he opened the door and walked in.

"Yueling, do..."

The sound stopped abruptly, and he saw Fairy Bai fell to the ground with her eyes closed. There was blood all over the closet, wall, and bed.

Jiang Qiao suddenly fell into a great panic.

"Moon Spirit, Moon Spirit..."

……

(The above experience is all from real cases. I can only say that everyone who has a girlfriend should pay attention to safety. Don’t be like me, woo woo woo, it will be too late to regret it. The process of admitting mistakes is really miserable. Fortunately, my wife is the best in the world , give me a chance to rehabilitate and start a new life, otherwise there will be no Xiao Nanfeng, and besides, the extra episode is finished)
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