Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 20 20. My craft is not bad
Jiang Qiao went upstairs and saw Bai Yueling sitting on the balcony reading a book. The sun was setting and the soft afterglow lightly shone on her body, forming a beautiful picture with the green hills in the distance.

His eyes lingered on the row of underwear hanging for a long time, and he felt a little tired. So this is the feeling of having a woman at home?
"Is the store closed?" Fairy Bai looked up at him and continued to read.

"Yes."

"How's business?"

"It's sunny after the rain, and there are more people going up the mountain to pray for blessings than expected. The money spent today can be regarded as earning back a small half."

Jiang Qiao stretched his waist. His daily job was to collect money while playing games. To be honest, it was quite boring.

Bai Yueling didn't have any idea about money, but he did buy a lot of things today, if it's only half of it, the business should be pretty good.

After reading the last page of the book, Bai Yueling closed the book and walked into the living room, sniffing the smell in the air, suddenly frowned: "Are you smoking again?"

Jiang Qiao looked embarrassed: "Well, I'm addicted to cigarettes, and I couldn't hold it back for a while."

Bai Yueling immediately turned cold.

"I don't know how to live or die. I told you long ago that you have already had dust and poison in your body, which has damaged your vitality. After a few more years like this, you will surely run out of fuel and die, and your life will not be long!"

Jiang Qiao smiled wryly. Everyone knows this truth, but how can smoking be so easy to quit?

He learned to smoke when he was in college, and he has been smoking for several years now. He had a physical examination last year, and there was a shadow in his lungs. The doctor said that it was dark and yellow due to long-term smoking.And those who have been smoking for more than ten years or even decades, their lungs have even shrunk and turned black.

"Can I take this matter of quitting smoking step by step? Slowly reduce the dose until I stop smoking at all?" Jiang Qiao said tentatively.

Bai Yueling's face was indifferent, and she was extremely dissatisfied with his performance: "How can such a mind live forever? Lin Zexu sold cigarettes in Humen, and it has only been a few years since he forgot all about it, and he still wants to be ridiculed as a sick man?"

Jiang Qiao opened his mouth to explain that drugs are drugs and cigarettes are cigarettes, but on second thought, the two seem similar in essence.

Good guy, after an afternoon, I know how to use historical allusions to teach him a lesson.

The learning speed is so fast, how can you lie to her in the future?

"Come here." Fairy Bai made a cold voice.

"what?"

Jiang Qiao moved his steps slowly, for fear that she would startle him again, which was not a good feeling at all.

As soon as Fairy Bai pointed out, Jiang Qiao subconsciously wanted to dodge, when she heard her low voice.

"Stand still."

Pointing his finger on his chest without hesitation, Jiang Qiao immediately felt numbness on one side of his body, as if the meridian had been cut off by the legendary acupuncture method.

Then Bai Yueling's gestures changed again, the index finger and thumb hit the heart and lungs at the same time, the numbness of the body disappeared, but it was a little more stuffy and short of breath.

"Hold your breath."

The indifferent voice came again, Jiang Qiao gritted his teeth to hold back the discomfort, and at this time Bai Yueling had already circled behind him.

Her fingertips touched the tailbone, and went up along the keel one by one until reaching the neck. Every time she was clicked, the uncomfortable feeling in her chest became more serious, as if a stagnant air was accumulating in the chest and lungs. Want to spit it out quickly.

"Okay, throw up now, remember to go outside."

Jiang Qiao endured the pain and nodded, and ran to the balcony in three steps at a time. A mouthful of dark yellow gas accompanied by a pungent stench poured out from his chest and lungs.

Immediately felt a little more comfortable.

Sweat oozes from Jiang Qiao's forehead. He only feels sore and astringent where Bai Yueling's fingers touched him, but he also feels very refreshed.

"Is that smoking poison just now?" He recollected this feeling, and turned to look at the white fairy with fluttering clothes.

Bai Yueling nodded: "It's just a tiny part of your body."

Jiang Qiao was a little overjoyed: "So, as long as I get tapped by you a few times a day, I can quit smoking?"

"It's not that simple. I just forcibly activated your chest and lungs to enhance the body's metabolism and expel toxins. However, this kind of external force will also damage the body. Once every seven days is the limit."

Bai Yueling shook his head lightly and continued: "The best way is to find a place with lush aura to recuperate and recuperate, and supplemented with miraculous medicine to recuperate oneself, so that there is a possibility of recovery, but this world..."

"But there is no aura in this world, right?"

Jiang Qiao didn't care about it. If he didn't have it, he wouldn't have it. It would be nice to be able to quit smoking slowly.

Bai Yueling glanced at him and said indifferently: "If you dare to smoke again, I will punish you with thunder."

Jiang Qiao shivered subconsciously. He could still use the thunder method. Losing all his cultivation was indeed an excuse.

He opened the refrigerator to see what other ingredients were stored.

"I'm going to cook, do you want some?"

Fairy Bai thought of the disgusting smell of the food that Jiang Qiao made last night, and immediately shook her head. Is it really something that people can eat?
"Actually, my craftsmanship is not bad, why don't you try it?"

Bai Yueling squirmed her lips: "No need."

"Don't eat and pull down."

Jiang Qiao pursed his lips, took the ingredients and walked into the kitchen. He quickly made scrambled eggs with tomatoes, shredded pork with green peppers, and served with seaweed and egg drop soup. It was quite a sumptuous dinner for one person.

Bai Yueling was a little surprised when she saw the dinner he made, it wasn't the stinky thing yesterday, it looked good and exuded a tempting aroma.

"Is that right? I just said that I'm good at cooking. How about a few bites?"

Jiang Qiao is a little proud. Fairy Peak is ten kilometers away from the city, and there is no takeaway. It is impossible to eat bread and instant noodles every day. In desperation, he has to cook by himself and learn from various gourmet up masters. Only half a year has passed. Time, almost all kinds of home cooking can be done.

He prepared an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks. Bai Xianzi hesitated for a moment, sat on the chair, picked up the chopsticks and took a sip. The scrambled eggs with tomatoes were sour and sweet, and the taste was good.

Jiang Qiao poured himself a Coke and poured her a cup too.

Fairy Bai looked at the black water in the cup with weird bubbles, and raised her eyelids: "Poison?"

"Yes, poison."

With a serious face, Jiang Qiao picked up the cup and drank it down in one gulp, sighing contentedly.

"You said that the mortals in this world are full of poison, so we have to attack with poison..."

Bai Yueling didn't listen to his nonsense, picked up the paper cup and took a sip, the black water seemed to explode in her mouth, countless bubbles danced on her tongue, the taste was sweet and sour, with a strong sense of stimulation.

Well, she doesn't like it.

"You dare to drink poison if I say it?" Jiang Qiao raised his eyebrows.

Fairy Bai glanced at him lightly: "The water of the Styx River can't infect the Immortal Emperor, so what is that?"

Jiang Qiao was dumbfounded, hum, a woman who prides herself on her might.

"It's called soda, and it's a very popular drink. The taste varies from person to person. For example, I like it very much. What do you think?"

"It's hard to drink."

(End of this chapter)