Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 202. Chapter 201

The long kiss ended, and the sweetness spread wantonly between their lips and teeth. Jiang Qiao gently embraced Bai Yueling's slender waist, even if he just hugged her and did nothing, he was very satisfied in his heart.

"Master, I don't want to sleep." Bai Yueling whispered.

"Then continue playing the game?"

"I don't want to either."

She blinked her eyes, and suddenly felt a little emotional: "How about... let's go out and play?"

"Now?"

Jiang Qiao frowned. Would it be too late to go outside at this time?

"Can't you? Didn't you say that night is the busiest time in a city." Bai Yueling pouted, and she who usually showed the posture of Yu Jie looked a little too cute at this time, like Fairy Bai.

He was a little helpless. It was true that night was the busiest, but at this time, only those night owls who didn't come home were still outside, and most people had already gone home to sleep.

"I don't want you to be on your bed every time you think of me, but you play around with her during the day. It's not fair to me." Bai Yueling shook his neck gently.

For the sake of this, Jiang Qiao had no choice but to agree. He went out as soon as he went out. Isn't it just a yawn tomorrow? It's not like he didn't do the thing of sneaking out of school to surf the Internet all night.

"Then you go back to your room to get dressed?"

He looked at the thin red gauze on Bai Yueling's body. No matter what, it was impossible to wear this dress for others to see.

"Can't you wear your clothes?"

"Uh...you can, but I don't have any underwear."

Bai Yueling raised her chin, and kissed him lightly on the neck: "If you wear it thicker, no one will see it."

"..." Jiang Qiao suddenly felt that there was some truth in what he said.

He found suitable clothes in his closet and handed them to her, and then Bai Yueling began to take off the belt on his body in front of him.

The black lines on Jiang Qiao's forehead popped out. He took a deep breath and turned his back. This woman really doesn't treat him as an outsider, does she?Anyway, it's also a symbolic cover up!

The red gauze fluttered down from her body, exposing a large area of ​​bullying Saixue's skin to the air. Bai Yueling gently stepped forward to wrap his arms around his waist, leaning closer to her ear and making a delicate sound.

"Master, do you have the confidence to help me get dressed?"

"..."

"Hey, coward, don't dare to touch, don't dare to look?"

The white and pure hands gently slid across his cheeks, Jiang Qiao had to close his eyes tightly, and missed the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, otherwise he might have to take a cold shower in the bathroom to stabilize his mind.

"Master, my clothes are already dressed, if you don't believe me, open your eyes and have a look?"

"I believe in you asshole."

"Really~"

"Don't talk about these things, if you want to go out to play, just put on your clothes honestly."

"Oh."

Bai Yueling made a face at him, then reluctantly put on the T-shirt, sweater, and down jacket. Hearing the sound of getting dressed from behind, it took several seconds before he tried to turn around and use the corner of his eye observe.

"It looks fine, but the coat is a little too big."

He looked carefully, then took out his scarf and gloves from the closet and put them on for her.

"I don't want to wear gloves, it's uncomfortable."

"It's cold outside at night, so it's warm to wear."

Bai Yueling lowered her head and took his hand, said softly: "If you put it on, you won't be able to feel the warmth of Master's palm."

Jiang Qiao was deeply moved in his heart. The room was silent for several seconds before he smiled slightly: "Okay, then don't wear gloves, and I will hold you."

Opening the bedroom door, Fu Lu Shouxi meowed at the two of them when he heard the movement, and ran to rub against his feet.

"Shh!"

Jiang Qiao patted Mao Mao's head, and led Fairy Bai to tiptoe away from home.

As soon as he went out, Jiang Qiao felt a chill, and a cold wind was blowing in his face. He shrank his neck and looked back at Bai Yueling. Just as he wanted to ask her if she was cold, she jumped on his back. His face looked very excited.

"Master, please carry me on your back."

He said a few symbolic threats: "Okay, I will sell you on my back!"

"Are you willing?"

"Humph."

"I knew you were reluctant, mua~"

Gently supporting her buttocks with both hands, Jiang Qiao walked into the elevator and pressed down to the first floor.

After midnight, the community seemed very quiet, except for the security guard on duty at night, no one could be seen, even if walking on the street, there was almost no one to be seen.

"Should I come down and go on my own now?" Jiang Qiao squeezed the flesh on her buttocks.

Bai Yueling shook his head, wrapped his arms around his neck, and made a coquettish voice: "Am I heavy?"

"It's not serious, but if people see it and the influence is not good, won't you be shy?"

"No, I have to carry it on your back."

Jiang Qiao had no choice but to keep carrying it. After all, she didn't mind, so what could he say.

Zhongcheng at night is very beautiful, and the New Year is approaching. Large and small neon lights are on, and even the street trees on the side of the road are decorated with lights, full of strong New Year flavor.

"Look, all the shops, big and small, are closed at this point. You can't go anywhere you want to go. The night market is probably the only one that's open." Jiang Qiao sighed.

"What is a night market?"

"The place to eat is basically some barbecue."

Bai Yueling blinked: "I'm hungry, I want to eat."

"Then go."

Jiang Qiao happened to be a little hungry too, and he was still greedy. Fairy Bai usually wouldn't let him eat food that was heavy in salt and oil, and the smell of instant noodles would make his mouth water.

He found a food stall with a good reputation. When he was studying, he often went here for supper with his white coat and Wu Youcai.

"It smells pretty good." Bai Yueling looked at the two middle-aged men eating grilled fish while drinking and talking nonsense.

"The grilled fish here is not very tasty, next time I will take you to eat authentic ones." Jiang Qiao looked at her and said with a smile, "What would you like to eat?"

"Do you have Malatang?"

Jiang Qiao almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

"No……"

"Then you order it."

"Then 10 skewers of mutton skewers, two skewers for each of the other vegetarian dishes, and two bottles of only one."

The two found a corner and sat down, and after a while the skewers were served on the table, listening to the high-spirited discussions of the guests at other tables, the two of them ate their mouths full of oil.

Scanned the QR code to pay, held hands and continued to wander around aimlessly. Outside a pharmacy, I saw a kiosk that automatically sold small umbrellas.

"what is this?"

Bai Yueling stared at the various little boxes inside like a curious baby.

"Hey, kids, don't ask random questions."

"Hmph, even if you don't speak, I can understand the words."

She pursed her mouth and whispered: "Adult products, condoms, disease prevention, ultra-thin, effective contraception..."

Jiang Qiao looked around, worried that someone would suddenly pass by, and the thin-skinned person might be killed immediately.

"I know what it is." Bai Yueling licked her lips charmingly, "Master, should we buy a box and try it?"

Jiang Qiao: "What are you talking about like tigers and wolves?"

"Didn't it say it's safe? Try it on and you won't have a baby, let alone she won't know."

He couldn't help rubbing his forehead, is this a question of whether to have children?It's a matter of moral bottom line!
"Don't listen to the advertisers' nonsense. Ultra-thin things are unreliable. If you are not careful, they will break. If they are too thick, you won't feel them." Jiang Qiao cleared his throat.

"Huh? How do you know?" Bai Yueling looked at him with a smile.

"Hey, that guy Wu Youcai told me that. He has rich practical experience. Unlike me, he has rich theoretical experience."

Bai Yueling winked like silk: "Master, do you really not want to try? Actual combat is the only criterion for testing theory~"

He took a deep breath and finally got rid of those charming thoughts in his mind: "Don't make trouble, I'm a decent person."

"Well, actually, I'm just a little curious about what the little umbrella looks like." Bai Yueling looked very regretful.

Jiang Qiao turned his head to look elsewhere, pretending he didn't hear the question, since it would be troublesome to explain.

"Hey, Master, what is that thing that looks like a cup used for? What does it mean that Gemini Otome is molded?"

"Hurry up, hurry up, if you don't leave, the police uncle will come to catch the pervert in a while."

"Eh? Catch you?"

"Catch you!"

Jiang Qiao dragged Bai Yueling away from that place as if fleeing. This world was indeed too dangerous. In comparison, witches seemed holy and easily taught bad children.

"You're shy!"

"I do not have!"

"Is it specially for men like you?"

"I haven't used it!"

"Hey, I didn't say you used it. Master, why are you so nervous?"

"..."

"Hmph, even if you don't tell me, I will secretly ask Du Niang."

"..."

The two walked all the way to the square not far from the community. At first glance, there were only a few people. Two of them were lovers. They looked a little young and were not afraid of the cold. They sat in a slightly dark corner and hugged each other.

Bai Yueling hugged Jiang Qiao's arm tightly, stared at the two couples for a while, and suddenly asked, "Master, why don't they go to open a room in such a cold day?"

"I also want to ask, isn't it..." Jiang Qiao suddenly came back to his senses, with a look of disbelief on his face: "How do you know everything?"

"Do as the Romans do, of course you have to learn a little bit of this kind of knowledge, in case it will be useful someday." She said with a smile.

Jiang Qiao's face darkened again and again. This was the first time he heard that "Do as the Romans do" is used in this way.

"You are not allowed to ask some weird knowledge on the Internet!" He tapped her head lightly.

Bai Yueling seemed very aggrieved: "It's not my fault, it was your fairy who asked, last time she asked Du Niang what to do if she wanted to make out with her boyfriend outside, but Du Niang replied, let the two go to the room."

"..."

Jiang Qiao was speechless for a moment, wondering what questions the fairy was asking.

"Master, you see, those two seem to be kissing each other." Bai Yueling said quietly.

"Don't mind your own business!"

"Hands are all in! Hey, that man seems to have looked over."

"Go, if you don't go, I'm afraid that someone will beat you up."

"Where are you going? Are you going to open a room?"

"go home!"

Jiang Qiao gritted his teeth and said, he suddenly felt that it was a wrong decision to bring her out to play tonight, this small talker never stopped along the way.

If it was Fairy Bai, she would definitely not be so curious, and instead would drag him away quickly.

"Master, this car seems to be vibrating, there must be no ghosts."

Jiang Qiao said solemnly, "Yes, there are ghosts, so let's go quickly."

"Really? Then I'll go and see what ghosts in your world look like."

Taking advantage of Jiang Qiao's inattention, Bai Yueling suddenly leaned on the window of the car, and two seconds later, she ran over with a blushing face, "So there is a ghost, two shameless perverts, they are so courageous."

Jiang Qiao couldn't help saying that he pulled her and ran away. If someone disturbed him at a critical moment, and he never recovered from the fall, he was afraid that he would be chased and cut down two streets.

After turning two corners, Jiang Qiao looked at her panting, "Did you see it just now?"

"Hmm..." Bai Yueling blushed, "They are working hard to have a baby."

Jiang Qiao covered his face, and immediately didn't know what to say. His lips squirmed for a long time, and he hesitated to speak several times. Finally, he popped out a few words: "Things with dirty eyes will grow needles."

"Well……"

"Okay, now go home."

"Eh? Didn't you agree to open a room? I have my ID card with me."

"Fuck you big-headed ghost! You can't eat Mala Tang in a hurry, do you know?"

Bai Yueling agreed in a low voice, Jiang Qiao said twice about eating Malatang today, and when he finds time, he must ask Du Niang what it means.

Holding hands on the way home, I saw that the dance hall I passed by last time was still open, the entrance was brightly lit, and there were a few scantily clad women standing, and occasionally a drunken man hugged them in.

Seeing this situation, even without Jiang Qiao's explanation, Bai Yueling knew what was going on here. On Ziwei Star, Goulan in the kingdom of mortals also had the same situation.

"Master, have you ever been in a place like this?"

"No." Jiang Qiao shook his head.

"Really?"

"Do you see me like that?"

Bai Yueling smiled and kissed him on the face: "I know what they know, if you want to feel it, I can let you try~"

Jiang Qiao squeezed his fingers tightly: "Let's talk about it later."

After wandering outside for nearly three hours in a blink of an eye, they finally returned to their own community. After giving the health code to the security guard, the two took the elevator upstairs.

"Did you have fun tonight?" Jiang Qiao yawned.

She pouted: "I didn't buy a small umbrella, and I didn't open a room, so I'm not very happy..."

"..."

Hearing her nonsense, Jiang Qiao didn't bother to take care of her at all, and next time he didn't say anything and went out to play with her late at night.

"Shh, don't talk." He quietly took out the key and opened the door.

In the quiet environment, the metal anti-theft door creaked, and the two tiptoed to change their slippers at the entrance, thinking that no one was disturbed, when the light in the living room suddenly turned on.

The two of them froze immediately, and turned their heads with stiff muscles, looking at the expressionless Xia Qinghe.

"Mom, why are you going to the bathroom at night?" Jiang Qiao swallowed.

"I thought there was a thief in the house. Where did you two go in the middle of the night?"

……

(It’s too late today, let’s write about it tomorrow, good night)

(End of this chapter)