Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 24

Bai Yueling expressed regret that there are too many rules and regulations in this world. In the cruel Ziwei Star, whoever has the biggest fist has the right to speak.

"Anyway, don't worry. The issue of identity has to be solved step by step. There will always be a solution. As long as you sincerely want to integrate into this society and not stand on the opposite side of the country and the people, I will help you." Jiang Qiao After closing the webpage, he said to her with a pleasant face.

Usually at this time, he has already crisscrossed the canyon several times, but now that there is an extra fairy in the family, he has to think about her in everything, and things like games have to be put aside first.

Fairy Bai pursed her lips, and said calmly: "A cultivator should put the world's people first. Don't worry, I won't mess around."

"That's good."

Just as Jiang Qiao was about to shut down the phone, a message came from Fetion, which he logged in earlier.

He clicked on the [Abnormal Human Research Center] group, and there were a few friends who grew up together and had a good relationship.

A guy with the nickname [Sand Sculpture Cancer Terminal Patient] posted a picture in the group with words.

"I am in a slump, my natural spiritual root has been abolished, and I have become a mortal from then on. There is no hope of cultivating immortals. Heaven is jealous of talents!"

Jiang Qiao glanced at the content of the picture, and it seemed to be a hospital ward.

"Didn't you say that there are no monks in this world? What's wrong with him?" Bai Yueling looked away from the screen and asked calmly.

"No, this guy is probably talking nonsense, so leave him alone."

Jiang Qiao quickly typed a reply.

[Taoist on Fairy Peak]: What's wrong with you?
[Sand Sculpture Patients with Advanced Cancer]: Without the spiritual root, I sigh very much.

After a few seconds.

[Overtime worker who saves the dying and heals the wounded]: His appendix was cut by my master today, and the anesthetic has just passed, so he is probably suffering right now.

Jiang Qiao was overjoyed, and turned to look at Bai Yueling: "Look, I said he has nothing to do with cultivating Taoism?"

"What's an appendix?"

"An intestine that does nothing but inflame."

Jiang Qiao thought for a while and continued: "The appendix is ​​the spiritual root, the calculus is the golden elixir, the brain tumor is the soul, the pregnancy is the soul, the mental illness is distraction, the one lying in the coffin is the out-of-body, and the two people who applauded for love were killed." called a combination."

Bai Yueling: "..."

Jiang Qiao turned his head and continued to look at the screen.

[Sand Sculpture Patients with Advanced Cancer]: @卫死死伤的overtime worker, look at what you said, is it the attitude of an angel in white?
[Overtime worker who saves the dying and heals the wounded]: Why?Dissatisfied?Today there is a girl with outstanding talent, she formed a Nascent Soul at the age of 16, she was easily picked by one of my senior sisters, do you want me to find a golden pill for you to stuff back in your stomach next time?

[Sand Sculpture Patients with Advanced Cancer]: Forget it, I won't practice this fairy anymore, you go to Jiang Qiao, last time he said he felt like he was going to ascend through the tribulation.

[Sand Sculpture Patients with Advanced Cancer]: By the way, old man, let me tell you something.

[Sand Sculpture Patients with Advanced Cancer]: Don't fly up!Don't ascend!It's not a fairyland, it's a fucking space, there is no oxygen, no, I saw the body of the ancestor floating over, ah, no, I can't breathe, I want to...

[Taoist on Fairy Peak]: ...

Jiang Qiao's face twitched, and he looked back at Bai Yueling seriously.

"See, this kind of person is called a sand sculpture here, and you must stay away from him when you encounter a sand sculpture in the future, otherwise you will be infected by him."

Fairy Bai nodded slightly, thought for a while and said: "Actually, what he said is not wrong. There is indeed no fairy world. 'Immortals' are just powerful creatures, but they can rely on internal energy circulation to live endlessly after they have cultivated to a certain level. .”

Hearing her solemn explanation, Jiang Qiao was slightly speechless. He was too far away from that kind of realm. Don't even think about becoming an immortal. Let's just be a human being in this life.

[Taoist on the Fairy Peak]: @沙盘 Cancer terminal patient, when will you be discharged from the hospital?Brother, can you find a restaurant to make up for you?
[Overtime worker who saves the dying and heals the wounded]: Don't think about it, he can't drink or eat spicy food for at least a month.

[Taoist on Fairy Peak]: Poor, white coat, when will you be free? The winter solstice is almost here. Let’s go eat mutton hot pot sometime?
[Overtime worker who saves lives and heals the wounded]: Good idea, but I've been a little busy recently, so I'll call you when I'm free.

[Sand Sculpture Patients with Advanced Cancer]: Do you two still have a conscience?Brother, I was lying on the hospital bed and suffering, and you started to have fun?

Jiang Qiao secretly glanced at Fairy Bai.

[Taoist on Fairy Peak]: Please pay attention to the wording, can eating mutton hot pot be called having fun?
[Sand Sculpture Patients with Advanced Cancer]: Don't think I don't know, after eating mutton hot pot, you still have to eat white flour buns!
He quickly closed Fetion.

Fairy Bai asked, "Why don't you talk anymore? Isn't the white flour bun delicious?"

She is now very interested in this long-distance instant transmission communication technology.

Without any fluctuations in spiritual power, it can support hundreds of millions of mortals to communicate over long distances at the same time, and even transmit sound and images. This ability is not even possessed by immortal emperors.

Ordinary people's technology is too bright, and many inventions and creations make her feel amazing.

This is also the reason why she wants to become an academician. This is a different path, not necessarily weaker than Immortal Dao. The technological civilization has evolved to the extreme, or even stronger.

Perhaps it is possible to imitate the Internet to create a spiritual path, and as long as the monks contact with the spiritual sense, they can enter the illusory realm, but such a project is vast and huge, and the energy required is almost infinite, and it only exists in the imagination.

"White-faced buns aren't fun for fairies." Jiang Qiao muttered softly.

"What did you say? I didn't hear clearly." Fairy Bai recovered from her thoughts.

"Uh, I mean it's getting late now, I have to open the shop tomorrow, and you should go to bed earlier, good night."

Jiang Qiao ran back to his room in a hurry, touched the fairy skirt hanging on the bay window, and it was almost done.

I don't know what kind of material it is made of. It is obviously invulnerable, but it can wrap around fingers softly. If I have a daughter in the future, this fairy dress can almost be a family heirloom.

He folded the skirt and packed all the interiors in a cardboard box before lying on the bed and closing his eyes to sleep.

……

Bai Yueling glanced at the empty living room, sighed lightly, pressed the switch on the wall and returned to her room.

The quilt in the guest room was laid out by Jiang Qiao yesterday. She touched the quilt and found that it was very soft and comfortable, and it seemed to have a good thermal insulation effect.

It's just that since she set foot on the fairy road, she has spent almost every night in meditation, sleeping like a mortal, and she hasn't felt it for a long time.

She closed the door, took off the soft but bound plush pajamas, and exposed the tender and smooth skin to the air, she lay down slowly, covered her body with the quilt, and gradually closed her eyes.

(End of this chapter)