Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 243 242. Where is my wife? (Thanks to the lord who has become a reward from Ms. Yazi, the Guardian of Light)
After lunch, the two of them didn't stay in the city for long because they both drank some wine. They bought some daily necessities in the supermarket, stopped a taxi and went back to the mountain directly.

"Do you want to sleep for a while?" Fairy Bai blushed when she saw Jiang Qiao.

Jiang Qiao shook his head, Moutai's stamina was a bit strong, and after returning home, the alcohol started to kick in.

"Well, sleep... sleep for a while."

"Go take a bath, take a bath before going to sleep, don't make the quilt smelly."

Fairy Bai shoved him into the bathroom with disgust, and now she "occasionally" wants to sleep in that room.

There was the sound of splashing water in the bathroom, but within a few seconds, the frosted glass door suddenly opened, and Jiang Qiao stood in front of her dangling, holding the doorknob, his face was flushed, his eyes were only a crack open, and his words were even worse. Some big tongues.

"Yueling, Wo... Wo take some clothes, Li... Li get some for me."

Fairy Bai stared straight at him, and after a few seconds of stunned, the consciousness of short-circuiting came back, and blushing climbed up to the base of the ear in an instant.

Smelly rascal, why don't you put on the previous clothes for me before talking!
"I know... I know! Go in and close the door for me!"

With a blushing face, she pushed Jiang Qiao hard, her back was leaning against the glass door, her heart was pounding, and her palms felt hot when she touched her face.

The two of them are obviously not married yet, have they already started to meet each other honestly?Although Jiang Qiao was dishonest every night, it was hidden under the quilt after all, and he couldn't see it with his eyes.

Fairy Bai has every reason to suspect that Jiang Qiao did it on purpose with Jiu Jin, just to test her bottom line step by step. Now that the two of them hug each other to sleep has become a daily routine, maybe next time they will invite her to take a bath together .

After taking a deep breath and silently reciting the formula to calm his mind, Fairy Bai walked into Jiang Qiao's bedroom and opened the closet to find his underwear and pajamas.

As a result, as soon as the drawer was opened, I saw a small drop-shaped box with the words "001" and "ultra-thin" written on it.

Fairy Bai is no longer the time when she first descended to the mortal world. After surfing the Internet for so long, she knows almost everything she should know and what she shouldn't know, including the small box in front of her.

For example, merchants have always promoted: safety, effective contraception, disease prevention, hygiene, ultra-thin and non-inductive...

She remembered that it seemed that it was given to him by Uncle Jiang when he came back home. At that time, Jiang Qiao took advantage of her ignorance to lie to her that it was used to hold water, um... it seems that it was indeed used to hold water.

Fairy Bai tried not to look at the small box, but she couldn't help being curious, so she peeked outside the door. Jiang Qiao was probably still taking a bath at the moment.

She picked it up shyly and squeezed it. It was soft and seemed to contain a lot of liquid. After much hesitation, she still didn't make up her mind to open it and have a look, anyway, she should know in the future.

Thinking of this, Fairy Bai let out a long breath, took the clothes he needed and left.

Knocked on the bathroom door: "Caigou, I brought you a change of clothes."

After a few seconds, he opened the bathroom door carelessly. Fairy Bai stared at the countless drops of water rolling down his body, her face flushed, she quickly closed her eyes, and quickly handed over the clothes in her hand.

"Here you are, take it and be careful not to drop it."

"Well……"

After closing the door, Fairy Bai's heart beat fast. She sat on the sofa and buried her head in the hollow of her legs, but Jiang Qiao's muscular body covered in water droplets kept appearing in her mind.

He seemed to be really drunk, and he couldn't pretend to be dizzy. If he hadn't retained the last bit of clarity, he would have fallen asleep in the bathroom long ago.

Not long after, the sound of running water in the bathroom stopped, and then Jiang Qiao came out wearing only a pair of shorts, without even wiping off the water droplets on his body.

He raised his eyes to look at the fairy with difficulty, opened his mouth and said nothing, went back to his room according to his memory, threw himself on the bed and fell asleep soundly.

"Hey, you guy, your hair hasn't been blown yet!"

Fairy Bai was so angry that she gritted her teeth, this man obviously hadn't had a few drinks, how could he be so drunk, why don't you blow his hair clean and keep his cold away when he wakes up.

She entered the room with a hair dryer, and saw him lying beside the bed with one of his legs drooping on the floor, breathing heavily.

"Cookie dog, wake up, you want to sleep and wait for me to dry you before going back to sleep!"

"..."

Jiang Qiao fell asleep soundly.

Looking at this dead dog, Fairy Bai squeezed her fingers and took out her mobile phone to take a picture of his current appearance, and will settle accounts with him when he wakes up.

After fixing the phone in place, she wiped off the water droplets on his body with a towel, ignoring the larger part, and patiently dried his hair.

"Yueling..." Jiang Qiao slammed his mouth and babbled suddenly.

"what?"

"My fairy wife, hehe, I love her so much..." He grinned like a fool.

"What nonsense are you talking about again?"

The fairy gave him a blank look. It's really not easy to be drunk, but when I heard this sentence, I felt a little happy.

"Moon Spirit, my Moon Spirit..."

Jiang Qiao touched the pillow beside him, but found no one, and suddenly shouted, "Where is my wife? Why is my wife missing? Where is my wife?"

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"I... my wife is gone, I'm going to find my wife... huhu..." His drooping leg tried to stand upright, but every time he stepped on the edge of the bed, he slid down. Fairy laughed.

Thinking of telling the truth after drinking, she tentatively asked, "Who is your wife?"

"... Moon Spirit."

"Which moon spirit?"

"Bai...Bai Yueling."

"But there are two Bai Yuelings, which one do you like?"

"I like them all, hehe..."

After saying this, Jiang Qiao opened his mouth halfway and started snoring like a pig.

Fairy Bai was a little annoyed, she obviously spent the most time with him and was the first to come, why couldn't he like herself more.

"Forget it, she doesn't like you."

"You...you are talking nonsense! Don't block me, I'm going to find my fairy wife."

"Don't you like both? Why are you only looking for your fairy?"

"Because I love her the most..."

Hearing these words, Fairy Bai softened her heart, passed her little hand over, and said softly, "Your wife is here."

Drunk and stupefied, Caigou then smiled contentedly: "My fairy, so you are here, I found you."

Jiang Qiao held her hand tightly, and Fairy Bai lay on the bed with half a push and was held tightly in his arms.

Jiang Qiao's heavy breathing came from the back of her neck, and there was a strong smell of alcohol. When she looked down, the dog's paw had penetrated into her skirt again.

Fairy Bai pursed her lips, probably getting used to being touched to sleep by him like this, and even moved slightly a few times to find a more comfortable position in his arms.

Looking at the bright sunshine outside the window, Fairy Bai yawned. After drinking some wine at noon, she seemed to be a little curly.

Listening to the chirping of insects and birds in the forest, she slowly closed her eyes.

……

Jiang Qiao was woken up by the ringing of his mobile phone.

It can be seen that the Moutai brought by Mr. Qian is not a counterfeit or shoddy product, otherwise he must have a dull pain in the back of his head now.

Looking at the screen, it was a call from Minister Liu of the scenic spot, which should be about signing a contract.

"Hey, is Boss Jiang on the mountain?"

He pinched the corners of his eyes to make himself more awake: "Well, yes."

"The contract you requested before has been drawn up by our company's legal department. How about I bring it over and show it to you now?"

"Is there an electronic file? I want to see the electronic file before signing the contract."

Jiang Qiao has always been very careful about signing commercial contracts, otherwise he might be sold by someone else and count the money back.

You know, even countless celebrities have stepped on the contract and got stuck. If they fall out in the end, not only will they not get any profit, but they may have to pay a large amount of liquidated damages. In the quagmire of lawsuits.

"Yes, yes, what's your email address? I'll send it to you directly."

"346250..."

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Qiao checked the time. It was almost 5 pm, which means he slept all afternoon. No, when did he start to sleep?

He vaguely remembered taking a shower when he got home, and asked Fairy Bai to help him get his clothes. He was still a little sober at the time, but when he was drenched in hot water and alcohol was directly on his head, he couldn't remember anything clearly.

Looking at the fairy in his arms, she was already awake when he answered the phone, looking at her shockingly beautiful face, I felt an indescribable sense of satisfaction in my heart.

He lowered his head and kissed Fairy Bai lightly on the forehead.

"Do you remember what you did after you got home?" Fairy Bai said dissatisfiedly wiping the drool on her forehead.

"Uh... Take a bath, and then go to bed?" Jiang Qiao blinked, why did he feel that there was something in her words? Could it be that he was drunk and dishonest, and the bully forced himself on him once, but why didn't he remember it.

"Guess." Fairy Bai smiled half-smile, and then took out his dog's paw that had been quietly inserted into the skirt of his clothes.

Have you touched it for so long just now and haven't touched it enough?

"Drinking crazy?"

"Guess again."

Jiang Qiao took a deep breath, his expression condensed: "Could it be drunk sex?! Yueling, don't worry, I will be responsible for you. My daughter takes your surname and my son takes my surname. I will definitely be a qualified husband and father."

Hearing this, Fairy Bai was dumbfounded, how did this guy think of so many things in just a short moment.

"Just you, are you still sexually promiscuous? Ask yourself, can you do it?"

She pursed her mouth, and the vegetable dog could only talk and enjoy the addiction.

At this time, she took out her mobile phone and showed him the video she just shot.

"It's all here, you can see for yourself, I'm getting up and cooking."

Fairy Bai stretched her waist, revealing her graceful curves.

Jiang Qiao dubiously clicked on the play button, and then saw himself lying on the bed like a dead dog drunk, yelling that he was going to find his wife, and took the opportunity to get a lot of words from Fairy Bai.

When he heard that he said he liked both of them, Jiang Qiao was really sweating. Fortunately, the gene of risk avoidance had been engraved in his bones. In the end, he said that he loved fairies the most, and he narrowly escaped.

After watching this video, Jiang Qiao's expression was weird. He didn't remember it at all. This is a bit outrageous.

Without any explanation, he directly clicked delete, such black history must not be kept.

After getting dressed and walking out of the bedroom, Fairy Bai was already washing rice and steaming rice. She turned her head and joked, "I've finished reading? What do you think?"

Old Jiang Qiao blushed, thinking of his stupid appearance, he wanted to slap himself to death.

"Drunk words can't be taken seriously."

"Isn't it the mantra after drinking?"

"Hey, it must be true that I like you the most."

Fairy Bai snorted lightly: "You like them all?"

Jiang Qiao walked into the kitchen and gently hugged her waist: "If you are jealous again, then I will like her more."

"How dare you, dog!"

"Hey~ I dare not dare."

Jiang Qiao found her soft lips, kissed her beautifully, and then parted as he wished.

"I have deleted the video just now."

"You can delete it. If you dare to show it to you, I won't be afraid that you will delete it. Anyway, I have a backup. Don't try to quibble, this is your black history!"

Jiang Qiao's face suddenly darkened.

Fairy learns badly.

The two flirted and flirted for a while, when his cell phone vibrated suddenly, and he lit it up to see that he had received a strange email.

"Minister Liu sent the electronic file of the contract, I'll go and have a look."

Fairy Bai nodded, humming lightly an ancient style of music, then picked up a kitchen knife and chopped a peeled potato into shreds.

Jiang Qiao turned on the computer and looked at the seven or eight pages long tourist attraction promotion contract. Some of the technical terms in it gave him a headache.

As the saying goes, there is a specialization in the technical industry. As a computer professional, he feels that there is no problem in reading commercial contracts, but he is afraid that the contract has dug a hole for him somewhere.

Then he opened the V letter and brought out his father, Aite, in the group of family members who love each other.

After all, Jiang Tiancheng eats at the public house, he has dozens of contracts in his hands every day, and there is a ready-made legal department in his work unit, it would be useless not to use this kind of resources.

[The person who eats and waits to die]: @顺梁zhu, Dad, help me see if there is any problem with this contract?
【Pillar】: What contract?Didn't I fix the contract for your broken store a long time ago?After that, it will be signed according to that template.

[People who eat and wait to die]: XXX Tourist Attraction Commercial Promotion Contract.doc
【Pillar】: What the hell?

[Person who eats and waits to die]: Dad, don't worry about it so much, the situation is urgent now, just see if there is any problem, and I will explain to you later.

[Pillar]: Your account has been hacked?Don't think that you will believe your nonsense after you have posted my son's V letter and then call me dad. Do you want me to send money to which account after that?

[The hardworking gardener]: The child's father is right. I also think this is a liar. Just now my country's anti-bombing app rang.

【A person who eats and waits to die】: ...

……

(The plot of finding a wife is my personal experience. After attending a friend’s wedding one day, I drank wine and went back to take a hot bath and went straight to the top. If it wasn’t for my fairy wife who took a video to testify, I wouldn’t believe it myself. It’s a shame, it’s still my dark history now)

(End of this chapter)